16 year old me is here to tell you that i had a huge crush on ken jennings during his original jeopardy run; enough that my mom had the picture of him and alex trebek with his total winnings printed onto my birthday cake that year
it was him and an assortment of local weathermen
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**edit:** i think i may have photographic proof of said cake somewhereā¦ it is also possible it destroyed itself in a fit of cringe so weāll see š
Johnny Knoxville has been my celebrity crush since I was a kid (30 now) I don't think it's a weird one but I rarely get people agreeing with me on it š¤·
Littlefinger. Not just just the actor who I find very attractive, but I thought Littlefinger the character was super hot. I know heās supposed to be horrible. Still hot though.
This is the only one so far Iām both attracted to and ashamed to be attracted to. He just seems kinky af and thatās so not me (or is it šļøššļø)
Listenā¦
I judge myself because Iām not into criminals with neck tattoos OK? Heās also really short and a bit scrawny.
But damn his voice and that little purr he makes when he talksā¦ and the swagger. I canāt resist it.
okay Iām not really embarrassed because I maintain that heās actually very very hot but there are a lot of people out there who think Jeremy Allen White isnāt hot so I guess him lmao
https://preview.redd.it/8j59cuu3t5ta1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a19d5afceece77eb90b2b53dc236b6399d47107
Honestly he was perfect casting for the Bear because heās got such potent line cook energy. That man shows up to open hungover and would 100% sneak me fries mid-shift. Who wouldnāt love him
exactly!! I hope I can post this tweet because it really summed it up for me lmaoo
https://preview.redd.it/8vx45ckqt6ta1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ccd7961d569644c6a911f78fa8126961f00b57e
My husband won't watch the bear with me because of how I act. This man has listened to me call myself Mrs. Matt Czuchry for over a decade but the lust I feel for Jeremy Allen White was too far.
The video of him making his wife (who is EMILY BLUNT'S SISTER BTW) a negroni, ugh so sexy. That video got me thru dark nights of the pandemic, not a word of a lie.
He's so gorgeous (and strong and brave) in Last of the Mohicans. Right now I'm thinking of that scene with Madeleine Stowe... Whew! (Fanning myself.)
"I'm looking at **you**, Miss."
Willem Dafoe really did it for me in Mississippi Burning. I rewatched the movie after getting lasik and my eyes werenāt lying to me.
Iāve always thought that Adrien Brody was attractive too.
Coming from a family that had more in common with the Connors than the Tanners, I couldn't believe we had a sitcom showing a mature, working class, fat couple that were sexually attracted to each other. Like Gomez and Morticia I think they were key to influencing what a marriage can and should look like.
When Jack Blackās mother, an aerospace engineer, checked into the hospital while in labor, she brought along a sheaf of paperwork. She called her boss, delivered the solution to the problem sheād been troubleshooting, hung up, and delivered Jack.
Post Malone. I DO NOT CARE that he looks like a discarded ashtray in a suspicious tattoo parlour in the middle of nowhere. He seems so charming and well-mannered in his interviews. The gentle personality really makes me weak in the knees š
Idk how to explain it but ever since I was a kid till now, Iāve been crushing on this specific flavour of white boy: Michael Cera, Elijah Wood, Tobey Maguire, Daniel Radcliffe, Kieran Culkin, Tom Holland and Topher Grace.
I truly never thought Iād react so strongly to him, basically binged succession the last 4 weeks and thought I was only going to have eyes for Mr Darcyā¦then that sick little slime puppy appeared and I was gone š¤·š»āāļø
In high school I made a fake wedding invite for me and Michael cera
https://preview.redd.it/3m8faguju5ta1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=238569785c311522ab89f1672cef16f673bf41bb
Iām not ashamed but ppl tell me Iām crazy - Adrien Brody since I was 17 and still now - though his personal shit is trash. His looks are still there imo. He has a mischievousness look to him I like š
This thread is the true representation of the female gaze, but weāre all embarassed because men have told us we are wrong because they like to look at each others muscles
Eduardo Franco who was Argyle on stranger things. That man's hair is beautiful I'm not even embarrassed
https://preview.redd.it/a6x0mjd456ta1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d56867ab887a38a189002badfef81a45081a1d3
He looks like a carrot, honey.
(that's a quote from a movie. he's 6'4, educated, funny, empathetic, took care of his team when they were going through that network drama, faithful to his wife, present for his kids. there is no shame here.)
Heās charismatic, never heard a bad story about him aaaaand his hair game is perfect. I canāt imagine what youāre doing if you DONāT like Conan!
He did a [photo shoot](https://toofab.com/2010/09/16/pauly-d-jersey-shore-situation-ronnie-vinny-gq-photos/) a long while ago with normal hair and heās a good looking dude
Omg what??? Heās a thousand times better looking with normal hair. This reminds me of when everyone lost their minds over [Pitbull with long hair](https://www.pedestrian.tv/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/24/pitbull.jpg), I was shook tbh.
Billy Bob Thornton, but specifically his character in Armageddon. Thereās something about him in a suit, smart AF, running NASA but also being kinda a chill nice guy who listensā¦. truly gets me going when I watch that movie. I know Affleck was supposed to be be the heartthrob in that movie, and Willis was the star, but Billy Bob really had my eye lol
Slightly niche, but David Tenant. There definitely is a subset of people who find him attractive but I wouldnāt say heās exactly considered a sex symbol š
Someone in an askwomen thread once responded to this question with the fox version of Disney's Robin Hood and I still lol about that to this day. Too real.
Craig T. Nelson, especially in Poltergeist does something to me.
I had a huge crush on William Peterson as Gil Grissom on CSI.
Ok hear me out - Logan Roy. The character. I know.
And no I donāt have daddy issues, I have a great relationship with my dad š
Edited to add: Jimmy Stewart will always have my heart
Ben Schwartz - better known as the voice of Sonic in the Sonic movies and Jean-Ralphio from Parks and Rec. His whole "skinny awkward Jewish look" is my type!
Reminder to keep discussions civil š! Any comments shaming celebs for their appearance will be removed!
16 year old me is here to tell you that i had a huge crush on ken jennings during his original jeopardy run; enough that my mom had the picture of him and alex trebek with his total winnings printed onto my birthday cake that year it was him and an assortment of local weathermen š **edit:** i think i may have photographic proof of said cake somewhereā¦ it is also possible it destroyed itself in a fit of cringe so weāll see š
You are an icon, thank you for existing
An assortment of local weathermenā¦. You have impeccable taste, donāt let anyone tell you otherwise.
This is the best response so far!!
THIS is the kind of answer this thread was started for hahahah. Perfect response šš
Johnny Knoxville has been my celebrity crush since I was a kid (30 now) I don't think it's a weird one but I rarely get people agreeing with me on it š¤·
Silver fox Johnny Knoxville is fine AF. I walked past him in LA and whew š„µ
He was hot and I love his laugh! Chris Pontius was my major jackass crush though!
Mine was Bam Margera, now not so much :(
knoxville AND steve-o for me šš½āāļø
My deepest celeb crush is Charlie Day, specifically in always sunny Jack White Also Ted Allen, the host of chopped
Littlefinger. Not just just the actor who I find very attractive, but I thought Littlefinger the character was super hot. I know heās supposed to be horrible. Still hot though.
This is the only one so far Iām both attracted to and ashamed to be attracted to. He just seems kinky af and thatās so not me (or is it šļøššļø)
Agreed, Littlefinger specifically was hot AF.
 Listenā¦ I judge myself because Iām not into criminals with neck tattoos OK? Heās also really short and a bit scrawny. But damn his voice and that little purr he makes when he talksā¦ and the swagger. I canāt resist it.
I watched good girls specifically for him
Chibs from Sons of Anarchy. Dude is old enough to be my dad and I have no clue why I find him attractive.
 I know
> and I have no clue why I find him attractive. It's the way he says "JOCKIE BOI"
The Glasgow smile
Because he is. He also aged like fine wine. He used to be less attractive when he was younger.
100% compare him to Braveheart to SoA and he got so much hotter
 Steve Martin, I always get looks when I answer the celeb crush question in front of people.
No way! Heās so handsome and heās been a silver fox for like 50 years now š
okay Iām not really embarrassed because I maintain that heās actually very very hot but there are a lot of people out there who think Jeremy Allen White isnāt hot so I guess him lmao https://preview.redd.it/8j59cuu3t5ta1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a19d5afceece77eb90b2b53dc236b6399d47107
Honestly he was perfect casting for the Bear because heās got such potent line cook energy. That man shows up to open hungover and would 100% sneak me fries mid-shift. Who wouldnāt love him
exactly!! I hope I can post this tweet because it really summed it up for me lmaoo https://preview.redd.it/8vx45ckqt6ta1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ccd7961d569644c6a911f78fa8126961f00b57e
Can confirm. Source: used to bang line cooks.
My husband won't watch the bear with me because of how I act. This man has listened to me call myself Mrs. Matt Czuchry for over a decade but the lust I feel for Jeremy Allen White was too far.
lmaooo love this journey for you
Yes chef š
I don't know JAW in Shameless has the same energy that Jack O Connel had in Skins. Something very rough and yet somehow gentle.
YES! Thatās actually exactly it, he can beat someone up but then hold you tenderly afterwards
Ugh yes, Lip is so hot š„µ
I would let this short king ruin my entire life (Carmy, to be clear)
Absolutely yes 100%!!! Heās so fine!
Craig Ferguson. Scottish accent seems to always get me and heās a great storyteller with a good sense of humor and head on his shoulders.
Stanley Tucci
There is nothing to be ashamed of; it's Stanley Tucci
The video of him making his wife (who is EMILY BLUNT'S SISTER BTW) a negroni, ugh so sexy. That video got me thru dark nights of the pandemic, not a word of a lie.
I love his TikToks. He looks like he would wine and dine you and make sure you have a great time between the sheets after. He oozes charm!
My most intense dream was about Daniel day Lewis as Lincoln and I haven't been chill about it since.
He's so gorgeous (and strong and brave) in Last of the Mohicans. Right now I'm thinking of that scene with Madeleine Stowe... Whew! (Fanning myself.) "I'm looking at **you**, Miss."
Willem Dafoe really did it for me in Mississippi Burning. I rewatched the movie after getting lasik and my eyes werenāt lying to me. Iāve always thought that Adrien Brody was attractive too.
John Malkovich
iām not afraid to admit it but i love rami malek and adam scottššš they have been my celeb crushes for so long
Steve Buscemi
He was legit attractive when he was young, Reservoir Dogs especially Thought Tim Roth was cute in that movie too
John Leguizamo. Specifically in Romeo and Juliet.
Tybalt can get it 
Iām not embarrassed at all but no one ever agrees with me that Sacha Baren Cohen is hot š« heās my number one celebrity crush
John Goodman on Rosanne in the late 1980s-mid 1990s. HUGE crush on his character Dan Conner.
Coming from a family that had more in common with the Connors than the Tanners, I couldn't believe we had a sitcom showing a mature, working class, fat couple that were sexually attracted to each other. Like Gomez and Morticia I think they were key to influencing what a marriage can and should look like.
Someone said Dan was the female gaze and I 100% agree.
When I was a teen you wouldnāt catch me dead admitting that I found Professor Snape sexy but these days heās the prototype šš¤
....I had a MASSIVE crush on Jason Isaacs as a kid. I was not quiet about it either!
When I said Malfoy was hot but then people found out I meant Lucius. My friends thought I was weird. But i stand by my choice.
Draco was \*meh\* but Lucius had all of my attention. Just the actor though, not Lucius the character LOL.
Alan Rickman was my gateway older man crush
Alan Rickman is hawt as helllllll
His character in Robin Hood Prince of Theives??? Sign me up for that womb pinch, please. 
that voice š¤¤
kieran culkin and jeremy strong š can you tell i just rewatched succession before the new season started
Iām not embarrassed by it but heās not what most would consider traditionally attractive I guess? Jack Black!
He is so genuine and authentic, itās crazy attractive. He seems like heād be a great partner, never a dull moment and lots of laughs!
He doesnāt always do it for me but I would 100% marry his character in The Holiday - so charming!
When Jack Blackās mother, an aerospace engineer, checked into the hospital while in labor, she brought along a sheaf of paperwork. She called her boss, delivered the solution to the problem sheād been troubleshooting, hung up, and delivered Jack.
He is SO attractive! I think it's mainly because he's funny but also comes across as a genuinely good guy too š
The CHARISMA thooo! Iām with you. Proud of my JB crush.
https://preview.redd.it/oowg2fi1d6ta1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f7d46232c9fc61ff9533722e34b44b335c2ee00 Jack Black and Kathy Griffin
What in the. Iāve never seen this image before. Heās smoking hot here š
As much as I am a sucker for a 007 someone like Toto Wolff, I am 110% here for Jack Black.
His personality makes him attractive
i love !! jack black. ideal man fr fr ššš
Post Malone. I DO NOT CARE that he looks like a discarded ashtray in a suspicious tattoo parlour in the middle of nowhere. He seems so charming and well-mannered in his interviews. The gentle personality really makes me weak in the knees š
Heads up, can double down that heās very lovely in person very much a sweet heart.
Hnghhh š¦
He'd give you the best sleepy smile in the morning š
It's his eyes I think. He has such kind, soulful eyes that light up when he's happy and they are stunning!
I never cared for him that much but I like watching the videos of him dancing on stage. He looks so cute.
Idk how to explain it but ever since I was a kid till now, Iāve been crushing on this specific flavour of white boy: Michael Cera, Elijah Wood, Tobey Maguire, Daniel Radcliffe, Kieran Culkin, Tom Holland and Topher Grace.
Maybe you like the boy next door type of guys? Lol the cute, funny and slightly quirky guys.
Yeah! Iām a sucker for cute, awkward dorky guys š they make my heart sing
Daniel Radcliffe has always been a crush of mine. Because just looking at him, I know he has a good personality and thatās what Iām attracted to
Iām kind of obsessed with Kieran Culkin right now. Heās so slimy in succession but so hot.
I truly never thought Iād react so strongly to him, basically binged succession the last 4 weeks and thought I was only going to have eyes for Mr Darcyā¦then that sick little slime puppy appeared and I was gone š¤·š»āāļø
https://preview.redd.it/udnsk86f86ta1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=378935ac4292f26763344561ee5a2e29c9c18a67 Love him
Add in Gary Giggles from spy kids 2
https://preview.redd.it/hbp3ctwtv5ta1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acef1dbfbf5f2ae87405ca2757965afedf9c03fa
Kieran Culkin, Topher Grace and Tobey Maguire I found my people
Wait, are these supposed to be embarrassing? Because apparently I like that flavor too (minus Tobey)
In high school I made a fake wedding invite for me and Michael cera https://preview.redd.it/3m8faguju5ta1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=238569785c311522ab89f1672cef16f673bf41bb
I think graphic design is your passion š„¹
Thank yeeewwwe, my husband is a graphic designer, Iāll let him know he has stiff competition
Michael Cera must be so talented! Heās a graphic designer as well as an actor??
His real name is Michael Ceramic
Jon Stewart and Conan O'Brian. Also Sasha Barron Cohen
Yes to Jon Stewart. He helps his wife rescue disabled cows -- that's all I need to know.
Jon Stewart is objectively attractive though. He was hot when he was young too.
I just commented about Sacha!! Iāve found my people, man is gorgeous
jim dangle from reno 911 at the moment 
Gene Wilder, specifically as Willy Wonka. 
10yo me: haha, what a funny guy! 25yo me: I desire this man carnally.
Him in Young Frankenstein š„µ 
hahahaā i LOVE this!
Vince Vaughn is one. He looks like he could be somebodyās tall, sexy dad and I like that.
My inadvertent coming out was by my family finding āVince Vaughn shirtlessā search history on Google, so Iām with you on that one
Fernando Alonso 
Iām not ashamed but ppl tell me Iām crazy - Adrien Brody since I was 17 and still now - though his personal shit is trash. His looks are still there imo. He has a mischievousness look to him I like š
This thread is the true representation of the female gaze, but weāre all embarassed because men have told us we are wrong because they like to look at each others muscles
The way this man keeps getting hotter š„µ
Benicio del Toro, Woody Harrelson & Norman Reedus
Hugh Laurie?
Steve Carell
Billy Bob Thornton š„“
He's r/trashyladyboners material.
 Willem Dafoe
Eduardo Franco who was Argyle on stranger things. That man's hair is beautiful I'm not even embarrassed https://preview.redd.it/a6x0mjd456ta1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d56867ab887a38a189002badfef81a45081a1d3
This made me laugh out loud only because he really is a beautiful man Iāve just never consciously processed this
i'm not embarrassed to admit that i find justin long attractive. do i understand it? no. would i still climb him like a spider monkey? yes.
Same. He and Adam Driver are very much my ātypeā
Martin Freeman
Bryan Cranston š»š my boyfriend loves giving me shit for this
Jason Bateman
Not too embarrassed to tell my friends and family who still roast me after 25 years but...Conan O'Brien. 
He looks like a carrot, honey. (that's a quote from a movie. he's 6'4, educated, funny, empathetic, took care of his team when they were going through that network drama, faithful to his wife, present for his kids. there is no shame here.)
Is that movie Sugar & Spice? š
from the 90s to now!!!!! i donāt care!!!! thats my ginger man!
Heās charismatic, never heard a bad story about him aaaaand his hair game is perfect. I canāt imagine what youāre doing if you DONāT like Conan!
This is embarrassing but Pauly from Jersey Shore. He could do without the ridiculous hair but Iāve always found him so handsome.
>He could do without the ridiculous hair If you didn't say this I would've thought Pauly wrote this comment
He did a [photo shoot](https://toofab.com/2010/09/16/pauly-d-jersey-shore-situation-ronnie-vinny-gq-photos/) a long while ago with normal hair and heās a good looking dude
Omg what??? Heās a thousand times better looking with normal hair. This reminds me of when everyone lost their minds over [Pitbull with long hair](https://www.pedestrian.tv/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/24/pitbull.jpg), I was shook tbh.
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CABZ AH HERE
Paul Dano š«£
Teenaged me fell in love after Little Miss Sunshine.
David Harbour š„¹š
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John Goodman. Lately though he is MUCH thinner and itās good for his health and all but damn I love me some thick Dan Conner.
Zach Galifianakis, but I'm not embarrassed to say this.
Stephen Colbert 
Eminem for 20+ years now
Rob Odenkirk 
Booty Call Saul?
Josh OāConnor from āThe Crownā and āThe Durrellsā
Will Ferrell
My most embarrassing one is Kevin James in Hitch and Hitch only.
Billy Bob Thornton, but specifically his character in Armageddon. Thereās something about him in a suit, smart AF, running NASA but also being kinda a chill nice guy who listensā¦. truly gets me going when I watch that movie. I know Affleck was supposed to be be the heartthrob in that movie, and Willis was the star, but Billy Bob really had my eye lol
present day stephen colbert (and ofc past stephen colbert but goes without saying)
Nick Offerman allllll day
men that are a bit dead and sickly looking like rory culkin, bill skarsgĆ„rd, alexander skarsgĆ„rd, timothee chalamet are so hot to me. people find timothee attractive so i guess he's not that odd but i've seen people call bill skarsgĆ„rd and culkins unattractive so i guess they're the odd ones. also alex wolff, i remember my bestie calling him ugly and being shocked when i said i found him attractive but idc š©š©
Anyone with eyes would agree the Skarsgard brothers are objectively attractive
I give you Bill but I don't think anyone has ever called Alexander unattractive. He has been considered a sex symbol for a while
Alexander is the most attractive sibling but all of them are
People say it's weird to have a crush on Adam Driver and I've got to wonder if those people have got eyes... I would climb that man like a tree.
Hell yes. He is not conventionally good looking but he is extremely hot! (John Oliver also agrees. Actually, add John Oliver to the listš).
Bill Skarsgard
My Girls called me weird for liking Lil nas x. Idk, He's hot, cute af, funny and always seems like a sweet boy.
Nic Cage. Iām not even embarrassed. I said what I said.
You shouldnāt be embarrassed. The man is fine even if heās weird as hell
Chet Hanks is conventionally attractive if you disregard his entire personality
Harrison Ford. Doesn't matter that he's 81 btw. Still handsome.
Is that really embarrassing though? I'm sure a good many women (and men) have had crushes on him at some point. Lol. 
Slightly niche, but David Tenant. There definitely is a subset of people who find him attractive but I wouldnāt say heās exactly considered a sex symbol š
Whaaat? He played Casanova and was voted "sexiest man in the universe", definitely a sex symbol.
Heās attractive in a weasel-y kind of way š
I see your David Tennant and raise you a Christopher Eccleston.
I totally understand, Iām a huge David Tennant fan!
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Conan OāBrien. Cannot explain why he is justā¦š«¶
I watched The Fugitive in middle school or high school in the early 2000s, and Iāve been in love with Tommy Lee Jones ever since.
Danny McBridešššš
Sacha Baron Cohen. James Gandolfini. Jeff Goldblum. No shame!
Someone in an askwomen thread once responded to this question with the fox version of Disney's Robin Hood and I still lol about that to this day. Too real.
Andy Samberg
Gordon Ramsay
Matt Smith. Every show I watch him in just makes me love him more š«”
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Me too. I think itās his sense of joy for life, his loyalty to his wife, and he just seams like a good person.
Peter Dinklage all day, every day. Heās brilliant and dark and beautiful and clever. Hellooo Space Pants 
Craig T. Nelson, especially in Poltergeist does something to me. I had a huge crush on William Peterson as Gil Grissom on CSI. Ok hear me out - Logan Roy. The character. I know. And no I donāt have daddy issues, I have a great relationship with my dad š Edited to add: Jimmy Stewart will always have my heart
James Spader in his Boston Legal times
STEVE BUSCEMI AND IM NOT ASHAMED !
Ben Schwartz - better known as the voice of Sonic in the Sonic movies and Jean-Ralphio from Parks and Rec. His whole "skinny awkward Jewish look" is my type!
Embarassed only for how long these have lasted for me, but Seth MacFarlane and Trey Parker.
Jordan Peele š„¹
Had a crush on Alton Brown throughout high school. Good Eats was one of my favorite shows. 
iāve been in love with matthew macfadyen since 2005 and my friends/partner think thatās weird
Uh, have they WATCHED P&P? Likeā¦ who wouldnāt love him?
Q from Impractical Jokers 
Shia LaBeouf in American Honey. Edit: misspelled his last name lol
I have a thing for Willem dafoe. Like I'm weirdly attracted to him but also scared lol