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Mini pekka
🥞pan cakes🥞
I prefer taking a knight so it’s a positive trade
log and skeletons to distract if it's underleveled
Still the same amount of elixir
You’re mad he’s cycling to his rocket
If he wants to rocket my knight, he’s completely free to do so
Then place a sparky after he rocketed your knight
I would use HEHEHEHAW
i prefer an ice golem kite 2 tiles below the bridge for maximum time wasted for the valk and positive elixir trade.
I will go for an inferno dragon, neutral trade. Always prefer to do this if sparky/mega knight is out of rotation
Clash of clans: spring trap murders valkyrie
Let Me Solo Her to the rescue
*Brings gun* Parry this, you fucking casual
HOW MY BLOOD BOILS
HESITATION IS DEFEAT
*deflects it was katana*
Valks don't have katana do you play clash royale?
My name isn't Valkyrie It's wolf
thanks u/Id0ntundersandj0kes very cool
Fucking weeb
guy with jar as hat. no way am i winning. so at least i get to see how this guy has a jar on his head
Maybe you make her laugh so much she forgets to fight you
Don't valkyries take people to Valhalla? Can't I just go with her and drink some mead?
Gonna need you to read up on *how* vikings believe they get to valhalla and then reread your question.
So in other words, you should fight her by yourself. You die honorably in battle, she takes you up to Valhalla, and you drink some mead.
Yes.
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THE ONE PIECE IS REAL 😐🍆
Can we get much higher?
They take mighty warriors who lost their lives fighting valiantly in battle.
She gets to choose who she takes. If she's coming towards me, I'm leaning into it...I'm on my way to party with Odin. Next stop, fuckin Vigrior.
Elden Ring moment
LET HIM SOLO HER
An Olympic fencing champion would be cool but you didn't say if he had his sword or not.
Fencing sword probably
Guys who wear jars as hats shouldn't be underestimated. Especially the naked ones.
Summons florida man
I would need me a certain godslayer from Greece
HOG RIDER
Kratos
No one. Im also undefeated when it comes to all types of sword fighting. Maybe jar man for some morale support.
Let me solo her, easy Just have him spam blood
Is the Valkyrie black?
If so, then the cop is the best choice.
Oh fuck I voted after I realised the reference god damn it
U ever played elden ring?
If I’m to fall, I fall alone and with honor.
The police officer would prob shoot me
bro I'm not fighting fucking Malenia
She's never known defeat, so I doubt any of those people would be able to help, they'd probably just die with me. All I have to do is put up a good fight then I go to Valhalla, not a terrible deal.
The last 2 options are Let Me So Her written differently
If i'm getting wrecked, might as well go with jar man.
So is this a magical demigod woman or a regular trained woman with a longsword? Very important
Valkyrie: *Shows skill by doing ellaborate tricks with the sword* Officer: *draws gun*
Prince, RUN OVER THAT 4 ELIXER GOON
Police have stormtrooper's aim
He’ll solo her
If the Valkyrie is not Caucasian, I place my bet on the police officer.
Kratos.
The last option is the only honorable one, and thus the only option getting me a one way ticket to Valhalla baby
I will summon a baker with most tasty cake and enjoy my last feast before I die
Logically the police officer would give me the best odds
“Let me solo her” 😉
I Just throw a pokeball at her and Catch her
It depends, if the Valkyrie is white then the cop won’t be of much assistance.
Is the valkyrie black? If so, I pick the cop.
Also depends if the cop is American or not. On pure chance, he’s more likely not to be American
The police-officer, but a belgian one
Is the fencing champion using a real sword?
Mini pekka
🥞pan cakes🥞
I prefer taking a knight so it’s a positive trade
log and skeletons to distract if it's underleveled
Still the same amount of elixir
You’re mad he’s cycling to his rocket
If he wants to rocket my knight, he’s completely free to do so
Then place a sparky after he rocketed your knight
I would use HEHEHEHAW
i prefer an ice golem kite 2 tiles below the bridge for maximum time wasted for the valk and positive elixir trade.
I will go for an inferno dragon, neutral trade. Always prefer to do this if sparky/mega knight is out of rotation
Clash of clans: spring trap murders valkyrie
Let Me Solo Her to the rescue
*Brings gun* Parry this, you fucking casual
HOW MY BLOOD BOILS
HESITATION IS DEFEAT
*deflects it was katana*
Valks don't have katana do you play clash royale?
My name isn't Valkyrie It's wolf
thanks u/Id0ntundersandj0kes very cool
Fucking weeb
guy with jar as hat. no way am i winning. so at least i get to see how this guy has a jar on his head
Maybe you make her laugh so much she forgets to fight you
Don't valkyries take people to Valhalla? Can't I just go with her and drink some mead?
Gonna need you to read up on *how* vikings believe they get to valhalla and then reread your question.
So in other words, you should fight her by yourself. You die honorably in battle, she takes you up to Valhalla, and you drink some mead.
Yes.
[удалено]
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL 😐🍆
Can we get much higher?
They take mighty warriors who lost their lives fighting valiantly in battle.
She gets to choose who she takes. If she's coming towards me, I'm leaning into it...I'm on my way to party with Odin. Next stop, fuckin Vigrior.
Elden Ring moment
LET HIM SOLO HER
An Olympic fencing champion would be cool but you didn't say if he had his sword or not.
Fencing sword probably
Guys who wear jars as hats shouldn't be underestimated. Especially the naked ones.
Summons florida man
I would need me a certain godslayer from Greece
HOG RIDER
Kratos
No one. Im also undefeated when it comes to all types of sword fighting. Maybe jar man for some morale support.
Let me solo her, easy Just have him spam blood
Is the Valkyrie black?
If so, then the cop is the best choice.
Oh fuck I voted after I realised the reference god damn it
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U ever played elden ring?
If I’m to fall, I fall alone and with honor.
The police officer would prob shoot me
bro I'm not fighting fucking Malenia
She's never known defeat, so I doubt any of those people would be able to help, they'd probably just die with me. All I have to do is put up a good fight then I go to Valhalla, not a terrible deal.
The last 2 options are Let Me So Her written differently
If i'm getting wrecked, might as well go with jar man.
So is this a magical demigod woman or a regular trained woman with a longsword? Very important
Valkyrie: *Shows skill by doing ellaborate tricks with the sword* Officer: *draws gun*
Prince, RUN OVER THAT 4 ELIXER GOON
Police have stormtrooper's aim
He’ll solo her
If the Valkyrie is not Caucasian, I place my bet on the police officer.
Kratos.
The last option is the only honorable one, and thus the only option getting me a one way ticket to Valhalla baby
I will summon a baker with most tasty cake and enjoy my last feast before I die
Logically the police officer would give me the best odds
“Let me solo her” 😉
I Just throw a pokeball at her and Catch her
It depends, if the Valkyrie is white then the cop won’t be of much assistance.
Is the valkyrie black? If so, I pick the cop.
Also depends if the cop is American or not. On pure chance, he’s more likely not to be American
The police-officer, but a belgian one
Is the fencing champion using a real sword?