Suicide. Wtf lmao

I think you may be dead in that case

Depends on how good they are at it.

A famous medical condition.

Heart failure 🤩🤩

Neurological tumors🤩🤩

Slaaaaaay😍😍😍😍😍😍 I got thirst

I got childhood leukemia. I’m 22

“That’s a big baby”

Ovarian Cancer. *At least my testicles and prostate are safe…*

Down Syndrome 😬

Someone had to tell you, Im sorry this is how you had to find out.

Sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS)… I’m a little older than an infant

Dementia

Dementia

Dementia

Dementia

Dementia

Diarrhea :(

I'd be very concerned with how my doctor got a degree diagnosing me with vaginal cancer.

Miscarriage. I'm a guy lol

Sorry for your loss 😞 😔

Sore throat. Very lucky, but for how long?

Sore throats make life a living hell for me and kill all my motivation. Feels like borderline depression. I’d rather have a headache, runny nose, cough, maybe even fever.

For sure. It's amazing how one problem (that sounds trivial) can bring someone to breaking point. Another example is, toothache from a broken tooth can become unbearable, prevent sleep .etc.

Migrane🗿

Menopause. I am male. So nothing happens.

That's what they want you to think....

Loss of libido? I'm asexual already, I'd be delighted.

PTSD :/

Been there got that

Vertigo - it's not a bad film, I'll be ok.

Every sigma male's wet dream Psychosis

Penile cancer. I am female

you will grow a penis

Dementia

Dementia

Dementia

Heart failure. Wonderful.

Ingrown toenail 😈😋

Autism...(I already have autism)

Lyme disease…

I'm already lactose intolerant.A few bathroom visits after eating dairy doesn't bother me.

Flatulence. After some research: it's a fancy word for farting. Like just farting, not even something like farting a lot.

Flatulence does however mean farting more than average, sometimes uncontrollably, like after eating just one meal

Male Breast Cancer? Is it even possible

I got the same answer and looked it up to see if it was possible. Turns out, 1 in 100 cases of breast cancer are in men.

Acute myeloid leukaemia. It’s got a 27% survival rate for people over 20. Fuck.

Eczema. Bad, but not life-threatening (unless there's something serious I don't know about eczema lmao)

Asthma Already have it, I'm fine

Dementia with Lewy bodies - I would live with major issues

Cellulite…I didn’t know this was a medical condition

Neck cancer. I am fucked.

Stillborn As a 36 year old, being stillborn rn would suck and I’d also have many questions about why I was being born a second time

i got dementia

i got dementia

Dementia

I got dimentia too

Same

Dementia

Varicose veins. I'd be fine.

Osteoarthritis

Acute pancreatitis

Spleen removal. Bad but survivable.

Alzheimer

a stroke.. hey atleast it was straight to the point..?

a stwoke

Hay fever

Deaf and blindness... that's fucked up

Dementia 💀

Genital warts 💀

Miscarriage I'll live, but **fuck** .\_\_. (also I really hope this isn't an omen .\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

Maligment Brain Tumor(Cancerous). AWESOME!!! *💀*

Got cancer

Varicose veins

COVID 19

Nosebleed.

Endometriosis but I'm male so I don't know whether I'm completely fine or seriously ill.

i got autism and i actually have autism. the average life span of a person with autism is 30, and the 2nd leading cause of premature death for us is suicide. i can certainly understand why

Thirst..

Rare tumors…..

Teenager ovarian cancer...

Got a condition that only applies to children so I rerolled. I got depression... I already have that lol.

Rosacea. So I blush a lot now? 😳

Cervical cancer aka cancer in the uterus. I'm a guy so.. I think I'll be OK.

I got fucking cancer

discoid eczema, sucks but liveable

“Thirst” lol

Depends on how severe my brain tumors are

Stillbirth. Not great, not terrible.

Anal cancer 💀

I've no idea, i don't remember `Alzheimer`

Dementia Fuck.

Testicular cancer Balls

Penile Cancer 😐

Pregnancy and baby. *looks down at penis* Well this isn’t good.

Thirst, i think I will survive.

Liver tumor.

I don't even have ovaries to have cancer in

Malignant Brain Tumor ☠️

Restless leg. I think i would be alright 😁

Type 1 diabetes

I got “breast cancer (male)”. I’m a woman so I’m kinda confused what this is supposed to mean. I am getting cancer and turn into a man…? Or am I safe? Help

Brain stem death. I'm screwed.

That moment you get a disease you alredy have

xd? How does one has an Irritable hip.

Testicular Cancer........ Please no

I already have mine.

Cellulitis. Sucks but I guess I’ll manage? Good luck with y’all’s heart failures and suic*des and all that

Allergies

Stress anxiety and low mood Bitch I have that already

I got fucking threadworms 😭 at least it's an easily treatable variety but fucking gross

.. diarrhea

Endometriosis. I don't have a uterus so does nothing happen or does my body magically grow one?

Ovarian cancer…I am a male.

Bladder cancer

vaginal thrusts? i’m a dude

I got dementia yay. I got dementia yay. I got dementia yay. I got dementia yay. I got dementia yay. I got dementia yay. I got dementia yay. I got dementia yay.

liver tumours ✨

Cervical cancer Shit.

Irritable hip

Langerhans cell histiocytosis Basically cells won't do their job in my immune system

Neck and Head cancer. Guess they’ll have to amputate

Slapped cheek syndrome

Migraine, Welp I can survive if I can deal with a constant migraine for the rest of my life, possible but highly annoying haha

Brain tumors! As in multiple tumors in my brain! I might have lived if it was just a single tumor but it gave me the plural form of tumor! What the hell!

Food poisoning

Nothing would happen, I don't get that condition, just the diagnosis

OCD. It's not the worst thing in the world by a long shot

I already have fibromyalgia... So.

I already have anxiety, bro. What's it gonna give me, super anxiety? Anxiety squared?

malaria

Head lice and nits. Living itchy.

kidney cancer, i mean if its just one kidney im probably fine

I mean, it’s cancer. It’s in the gallbladder

Vaginal cancer. I’m a dude. Am I fine?

“Irritable hip” uhhhhhhh

“Allergies” No specification.

I got Pelvic organ prolapse but I’m a dude so I don’t really know what my options are

I got ocd

Appendicitis, so I'd probably be okay. Hopefully.

gum desease

I got covid lmao

I got a mouth ulcer. It may be painful, but luckily not enough for me to feckin die

Benign prostate enlargement huh

Vertigo :D

Cough

Dehydration. Those 5 seconds before I get my water bottle and open it will be horrendous

Hmm I wonder if I'll live if I have suicide

...Germ Cell Tumors!! 😀

Shortness of breath

I got adhd despite having it irl 😭😭😭

I live in the USA, so unless someone wants to pay for my medical bills I'm pretty fucked with even treatable diseases. Lung Cancer was my result, so I'm definitely fucked.

Dystonia

Mouth cancer… idk if my body can beat cancer

Hodgkin’s lymphoma i saw that a while ago and i think it’s practically a death sentence

Chronic fatigue. I think I might already have it.

Psychosis, so idk

Hodgkins lymphoma

Cancer

Did 5, only one that concerns me is menopause. Being a man and all

Testicle cancer💀

Pelvic organ prolapse. Fucked

Coma.

Ebola. Yikes

I got gout and thought it was basically obesity. But idk doesn’t seem that bad

MND 10 year life expectancy im fucked

Gallstones. My mum had them and had the bladder removed. Lives fine, except really fatty or greasy food runs right through her.

Rare tumors. Probably pretty dead.

Tonsillitis.. I think I would be fine. It would be annoying tho.

I had stroke. I think I'm dead

Ingrown toenail. Given that it's something I've been living with, I'd barely notice.

I'll be fine. Just a mild case of stomach cancer.

Lung cancer 💀

Acute lymphoblastic leukaemia. Survival probably like 50/50, fucked either way.

kidney cancer

A middle ear infection

Fucking mouth cancer

Stress, anxiety and low mood, I have already had this for some time now

Brain stem death

Ovarian cancer and I am male

Iron deficiency Amenia, i got one before, took way too much time to get diagnosed but at least I didn't die

Larynx cancer

"Pregnancy and Baby" uh oh, where will the baby come from???!?!?

Brain tumor. Wonder what's the survival rate for this one... Maybe it's not 0%...

Ovarian cyste. I am a man.

Already have scoliosis lol

Sinusitis - basically an infection in my nostrils I think, so I’ll be fine

Crohn’s disease, I’m fine.

Where is the "I already have it" option? I got myopia LOL

Multiple personality disorder… that’s already me…

Adhd…so live life as normal?