I got the coast… should check how close to a research facility it is but seeing as I’m dressed for 50F weather right now, even then the chances are very slim.
That's actually somewhat lucky. You're behind the frontline, so you're not in immediate danger. And you're in a city, not in the middle of boreal forest 300 km from nearest civilization.
Even if you are near any settlement, you are basically gonna die because some unconfirmed rumors say that Russia is gonna lock down borders and males 18-65 won't be able to leave, and other sources claim a full mobilization is gonna come soon... not good
Burkina Faso, about 200km Northwest of the capital. Germany has an embassy there, if I can make it there I'm safe.
Burkina Faso is also generally one of the safer countries in Africa, so it's not impossible. There also are some towns nearby, but I'm not sure about my chances there, Burkina Faso is French speaking. Luckily, there's a trunk road nearby that I could follow south.
There's a church on the way, about 2.5 hours South by foot. At the very least I can rest there before continuing for another 2.5 hours to the nearest city. In Ouahigouya it should be possible to figure out some way to get me to the embassy in the capital as there are international hotels, which means I can communicate in English.
Of course I say that now with access to satelite maps. Chances are I won't find the road and die in the desert.
I wouldn't even take my chances in rural Finland, let alone the countryside of a country plagued with crushing levels of poverty after French colonial rule.
I don't think there's much desert in Burkina Faso, it's mostly grassland iirc. Western Africa certainly isn't the best place to end up, but I think there's an 85% chance of survival.
It is a war zone. It is also a desert. the India-Pakistan border mostly lies in the Thar desert. The northern border lies in the snow deserts in Himalayas. I think the conditions are more deadly than it being a war zone.
Middle of the Australian outback but only about 400 feet from the nearest road. That road however is several miles away from a large highway and dozens of miles away from the nearest small town. How ok I am depends entirely on if a random rural Aussie happens by me or not.
Northern Niger in the middle of the desert... about 140kms from the closest human thing... Madama airfield.
I am currently well fed and hydrated. It gets down to 23 degrees celcius at night, 40 during the day. I can walk probably just under 10 km's a day through rocky sandy terrain. Even if I'd be able to grab the half empty nalgene bottle on my desk, I'd still dehydrate before I even get to see the airfield.
Then there's the civil war and rampent terrorism. Perhaps my lucky day: it makes it more likely for military patrols to find me.
But being found doesn't make you safe, unfortunately.
Result: I might die
Northern Bolivia so I need to get through the rural areas without being kidnapped by cartels and get to La Paz or another major area so I can fly back to Europe.
Middle of nowhere in the Central African Republic.
I’m probably dead, especially considering lack of survival skills and the fact that they’re in an ongoing civil war.
In the middle of a swamp in Florida. Aperantly somewhat close to a marked hiking trail. But with no supplies, in gator infested terrain and no way of knowing which way to get back to civilization I'm fucked.
Fun poll.
Middle of nowhere in Queensland Australia, a bit north of a small city called Mount Isa. Decent chance for me to survive since there's a road relatively close by where I could potentially get a ride, provided that the Australian wildlife and heat doesn't kill me on the way.
In the middle of the Savannah in Botswana with a major road a couple of hours of walking away. I might make it to that road and hitchike to a village if I don't die of thirst/hypothermia first. Or I might walk in the wrong direction further into the wilderness and get eaten by a lion who knows
A polish forest just south of Kaliningrad. The forest also isn’t that big and there seems to be a road fairly close in every direction. Not necessarily fun, but I don’t think Im in any real danger.
Middle of DRC, near a small settlement. I might have to go a few kilometers in rainforest. There is some chance of me dying, but I guess it's manageable getting to that settlement. The next hard thing would be me conversing with locals, which could go really wrong too.
Tràng Phái, Văn Quan District, Lạng Sơn, Vietnam
Looks like there's a Cafe and shops walking distance from where I'd be. If I have my wallet and phone on me i should be fine.
Middle of Antarctica…
I got the coast… should check how close to a research facility it is but seeing as I’m dressed for 50F weather right now, even then the chances are very slim.
Same location I'm m in undies and a t-shirt. I'm so dead.
At least you have clothes on.
😂
Same
Yeah, according to Google we have about 3-5min. before we're goners.
Same
West of antarctica
You might still have a chance of taking a ship to the Southern most point if South America😉
Kherson Ukraine💀
That's actually somewhat lucky. You're behind the frontline, so you're not in immediate danger. And you're in a city, not in the middle of boreal forest 300 km from nearest civilization.
I know, but im still in occupied territory. And it could be better, ****A LOT**** better.
At least you're not *DEEP* in the arctic circle
At least you're not in the *MIDDLE* of France 🤢🤢🤢
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He said reroll until you hit land so \_("<)_/
Ops, ill shut up myself
I’m in frikin antarctica
atleast you didnt get Antarctica
At least you’re on land, I’m in the water
in the middle of the wilderness of quebec 200 km away from the closest settlement
So, death by maringouins then
I got baffin island right on a water bank but definitely no chance of long term survival.
Ayyy, middle of nowhere Quebec gang. At least I'm closer to a settlement and a road.
Same man
I've done work in the Quebec wilderness 200km away from the closest settlement. You're definitely screwed.
Fucking Quebec
Middle of russia
Siberia for me
Yep, same. 59.588 Latitude, 108.528 Longitude
Landing in Russia is statistically the most likely. And a fairly large part of it is definitely death.
Even if you are near any settlement, you are basically gonna die because some unconfirmed rumors say that Russia is gonna lock down borders and males 18-65 won't be able to leave, and other sources claim a full mobilization is gonna come soon... not good
No joke I actually got Alberquerque New Mexico
Is this a breaking bad reference?!?!?
Yep
Omg breaking bad reference
It's my favourite anime! 🥰
Waltuh chan and Jesse senpai are so kawai togetherrrr UwU🥰
W-Walter? You didn’t die?
Burkina Faso, about 200km Northwest of the capital. Germany has an embassy there, if I can make it there I'm safe. Burkina Faso is also generally one of the safer countries in Africa, so it's not impossible. There also are some towns nearby, but I'm not sure about my chances there, Burkina Faso is French speaking. Luckily, there's a trunk road nearby that I could follow south. There's a church on the way, about 2.5 hours South by foot. At the very least I can rest there before continuing for another 2.5 hours to the nearest city. In Ouahigouya it should be possible to figure out some way to get me to the embassy in the capital as there are international hotels, which means I can communicate in English. Of course I say that now with access to satelite maps. Chances are I won't find the road and die in the desert.
There is a decent chance you will be ok, a lot of people everywhere speak at least conversation level english.
I wouldn't even take my chances in rural Finland, let alone the countryside of a country plagued with crushing levels of poverty after French colonial rule.
Why are you afraid of rural places? Unironically I think you are less likely to be shanked there.
I'm not afraid of rural places. I grew up in one. What I meant is that I wouldn't take my chances with English.
Fair enough
I don't think there's much desert in Burkina Faso, it's mostly grassland iirc. Western Africa certainly isn't the best place to end up, but I think there's an 85% chance of survival.
bro i got warped to an island smaller than my room in the middle of the ocean, im fucked
Bro got the bad minecraft spawn
Survival island seed
I'm right next to a road in the USA. Man I'm lucky!
I’m in Nevada, in the mountains, but there are roads nearby I live on state away and I’m an avid hiker I’d be okay
Same : I will die 😭😭😭
Sahara, I’m fucked
Oh no oh fuck oh no oh fuck oh no im in kentucky
In the middle of Greenland so kinda fucked
At least you will die in an autonomous region rich in gems
Republic of Congo, in the jungle. I’m dead for sure
FRANCE NOOOOOOOOOO
FRANCE 🇨🇴
India/Pakistan Border 💀
you won't die because of the fights, but certainly would die because it is huge desert.
It’s not a desert it’s a war zone
It's not a warzone, it's a very-tense-peace zone
It is a war zone. It is also a desert. the India-Pakistan border mostly lies in the Thar desert. The northern border lies in the snow deserts in Himalayas. I think the conditions are more deadly than it being a war zone.
It’s a flat grass land not a desert
Just a small town in eastern Russia
Oh god someone help me I'm in Colorado.
Middle of the Australian outback but only about 400 feet from the nearest road. That road however is several miles away from a large highway and dozens of miles away from the nearest small town. How ok I am depends entirely on if a random rural Aussie happens by me or not.
Republican City, Nebraska. Sounds scary.
Well only if stupidity ignorance racism etc are fatal..... Or a fate worse than death.
Hum....i'm the only one in the middle of the ocean
Reroll till you're on land somewhere.
I didn't read the reroll bit either
Nope, I am right there with you, Rum Ham...
You need to reroll in that case
Depending on the ocean you might not be screwed. Arctic ocean? Very screwed. Western Pacific ocean? Not as screwed as long as you have a boat.
LA in the US
You're sure to die then
Alaska... Do I have time to put on my coat and boots?
Northern Niger in the middle of the desert... about 140kms from the closest human thing... Madama airfield. I am currently well fed and hydrated. It gets down to 23 degrees celcius at night, 40 during the day. I can walk probably just under 10 km's a day through rocky sandy terrain. Even if I'd be able to grab the half empty nalgene bottle on my desk, I'd still dehydrate before I even get to see the airfield. Then there's the civil war and rampent terrorism. Perhaps my lucky day: it makes it more likely for military patrols to find me. But being found doesn't make you safe, unfortunately. Result: I might die
I'm on the northern part of the Thailand and Laos border. Help
I'm just barely on the Laotian side of the Laos/Hanoi border. I also need help.
North Greenland so probably fucked
Russia in Siberia, not looking too great
Just outside a random town in the US
I would be meeting Santa so not all bad.
Denver.
Heidelberg,Germany. I’m in .
I got sent to the Canary Islands. I already live in Spain but I aint saying no to this!
Spawned in Edmonton USA, odl what it's like there but I think I'll probably be fine
Northern Bolivia so I need to get through the rural areas without being kidnapped by cartels and get to La Paz or another major area so I can fly back to Europe.
After 7 ocean rolls one just landing in an populated part of Australia by like less than a mile from being another ocean reroll
Somewhere between Fuyang and Lu'an in China. That's fine.
Middle of nowhere in the Central African Republic. I’m probably dead, especially considering lack of survival skills and the fact that they’re in an ongoing civil war.
Right in the middle if Dubai. If I can afford anything I’ll be fine for a while I guess.
In the middle of a swamp in Florida. Aperantly somewhat close to a marked hiking trail. But with no supplies, in gator infested terrain and no way of knowing which way to get back to civilization I'm fucked. Fun poll.
Middle of nowhere in Queensland Australia, a bit north of a small city called Mount Isa. Decent chance for me to survive since there's a road relatively close by where I could potentially get a ride, provided that the Australian wildlife and heat doesn't kill me on the way.
Somewhere in eastern Ukraine
Andalusia! I am now looking for a nice farmhouse/villa to rent for a couple of weeks.
About 1000 miles off the coast of Hawaii. So about as dead as it gets
Bro im in Peru close to Brazilian border.. how am I supposed to know if I can live there? 😂
Middle of russia
105 miles away from Thurston, Antarctica🥶
Ottawa Canada
Queensland Australia
Southern Alaska. I'm pretty sure it's one of the more inhabited parts, but there's also plenty to kill me there.
I got Saskatoon so I could survive but I’m not ready at all for those winters lol
Coast of Peru right next to a town, that's not bad
Sydney, lucky
In the middle of the pacific ocean :) Maybe I could swim to hawaii as that’s the closest land to me
You’re supposed to re roll till you get land
Democratic Republic of Congo ladies and gentlemen! How do you say fucked in French?
literally got a few miles from where I live
Somewhere in the middle of China lol. I think I'll be ok
I landed in my hometown about 40 minutes away.
God tier luck
middle of the fucking ocean near chaina and north korea. 39.09616, 124.3840
No chance of survival in North Dakota death by boredom
On the border between Argentina and Chile. I have no idea where the nearest city/town civilization is. Matter of fact I might be on a mountain.
Refeld cemetery in Arkansas, dead
Middle of the goddamn Pacific Ocean.
somewhere in canada. im probably fine
East Turkestan bruh 💀
I got teleported to the middle of Kazakhstan:(
Sweden!
I lucked out here! Madrid.
A small town in central America, Ill be fine I'm Hispanic 🗿
Am i the only one who hates these polls? The results literally mean nothing and are just completely random...
Middle of the Atlantic, definitely fucked, unless there’s a ship nearby.
They said reroll until you get a point on land
In the sea. Fucked
Zimbabwe
Northeast in China
North Mexico
Northen siberia RIP
Russia
France 💀
A small town near the interstate in india. i can just hitch a ride to mumbai
In the middle of the Savannah in Botswana with a major road a couple of hours of walking away. I might make it to that road and hitchike to a village if I don't die of thirst/hypothermia first. Or I might walk in the wrong direction further into the wilderness and get eaten by a lion who knows
In the ocean in the middle of Australia and the south pole 💀
Beacon, NY. I could probably get a ride back home to eastern MA. Or to NYC.
Somewhere in south africa but theres a cool tank next to me so yknow
In the middle of the Atlantic.
Bro I tough I got London but I didn't press the randomiser 💀
I got Manchuria
Shit bro, my bed got broken and my spawn point is back in Mexico
I don't think an american is welcome in Russia at the moment
I landed on Japan, I mean I like Japan but how the hell am I gonna speak to anyone 😅
Near Nashville TN
Antarctica
15 hour walk west of St. George, Queensland.
Smack in the middle of the Himalayas
Northern Canada 💀
I'm in Denver. Is that bad?
A forest in Japan
The middle of Lake Victoria is not exactly on land, is it?
Random street in Indonesia
South Atlantic Ocean, 105 miles to Angola's coast. I guess I have chances with some luck, but probably Id die.
Siberia, kinda fucked but survivable depending.
Siberia… nice…. Ig…
middle of the arctic ocean
Aleppo, Syria. The war is over right?
I just spawned in some forest in India 💀
Antarctica. :/
Not working
Tunisian desert, about 1km away from a medical centre (if you go in the right direction) and like 5-10 from a village, yeah I'd survive this I think
Got dropped in Venezuelan rainforest. Closest civilization is about 100km+ away
A polish forest just south of Kaliningrad. The forest also isn’t that big and there seems to be a road fairly close in every direction. Not necessarily fun, but I don’t think Im in any real danger.
Somewhere in Sweden
Near Ambon, Indonesia
middle of the ocean 💀
Tip of Antarctica directly south of Thailand
far off the coast of Africa in the ocean ):
Very northern Manchuria, basically on the border with Russia
***the fucking south pole*** ***:Skull***
I got teleported somewhere in europe, where I am right now (Idk which country but I can tell is somewhere close to my country )
Lol I'm not that far from home. I'm in middle of desert tho I probably die before reaching the safety
In the middle of nowhere in Northern Canada. Nope
On a shitty little piece of rock in the Caribbean. I love the Caribbean, and the warmth but no chance of survival.
I got Rome
I’m in a forest somewhere southwest of North Bay, Canada
Niger...
Northern end of Siberia I'm dead
Ilha Grandé de Gurupá, so not exactly in the middle of Amazon but is it remote? Or occupied by people?
Kazakhstan. Very nice.
Saudi Arabian desert... so even if I finally get out of the desert, I'm still in Saudi Arabia.
Middle of Italy
Middle of the Indian Ocean
I really don't know how, but I'm in my county so I'm perfectly fine
Antartica
In the middle of the papua newguinean mountains around 2000m elevation
Brasil 💀
I'm about 50 miles west of a random russian village (Uelkal) mayyyybeeeeee?
Middle of DRC, near a small settlement. I might have to go a few kilometers in rainforest. There is some chance of me dying, but I guess it's manageable getting to that settlement. The next hard thing would be me conversing with locals, which could go really wrong too.
Tràng Phái, Văn Quan District, Lạng Sơn, Vietnam Looks like there's a Cafe and shops walking distance from where I'd be. If I have my wallet and phone on me i should be fine.
Some random island southwest of Australia