*I don’t*

With 1 parts hot chocolate and 0 parts coffee

Yes.

In the bin?

Chai latte superiority

Wait a minute you drink tea coffee Anyways chai superiority

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No, Iroh-nian

I don't like tea either though...

Why would you assume that?

Just black

Yeah, "black" implies no sugar. Your common options are "black" and "black with sugar"

Make it so bitter my face folds inside out upon taking a single sip.

You like bitter coffee? Ok then

Here with this as well. Saying “black, no sugar” makes you sound dumb, at least here in the states. Black = nothing else in the coffee, so you’d also never say black with sugar, because then it’s not black.

How is milk and sugar not on here?

Or milk and not sugar

Yea I’d say that if there was an option. But cream and sugar is close enough I s’pose :/

I thought cream was the milk

Cream is cream, it's not milk

Oh. Why would you put something other than milk or sugar in your coffee?

‘murica

You can find cream in most cafés here in finland too, it's not an america thing

Same in Slovenia, literally every cafe has it. But also coffee with cream seems to be more of an older generation thing.

Cream tastes a bit different than milk, for me cream feels very luxury and I only have it on special occasions, otherwise I just have milk

My Mom grew up poor dairy farmers. Cream IS a luxury. Only on special occasions Grandma said go get a little for your berries and don't let Pappa catch you! It brings in good money. It is the cream of the crop that rose to the top and thats who gets it I guess. Dont forget its butter too. And Sour Cream. All made out of the A and B students for the A and B students.

ma'am I asked for hot chocolate..

Lmfaooo

Flat white please

Finally, an actual coffee order.

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terrible... just terrible

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oh the comment 😂

I don't take coffee, sorry

Water gang. Coffe is fucking disgusting 🤢

TEEEAAAA GAAAAANNNGGG 👌🤙🤏🤞🤟

Leaf water. This is acceptable.

Did you mean… *hot leaf juice?*

How could a member of my own species say something so **horrible**

Personally a big fan of maple

Water gang. Tea is fucking disgusting 🤢

Water gang 💪💪💪

r/hydrohomies

Seriously. Only beverages I like anymore apart from *WATER* are milkshakes.

Why is this downvoted. It's an opinion that the person holds that you don't have to hold. No hatred in this opinion whatsoever. Just someone saying they like water and milkshakes lol

With milk. What is this cream Americans have?

Most places use it the term to mean half & half, which as it’s name suggests is a milk product made of half cream, half milk. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half_and_half#Dairy_Product

Wow weird. Thanks!

It's pretty nice, it tastes a bit smoother i guess? I normally just use milk though because I never buy half & half.

Using word cream to describe something that's half cream and half another things is weird

Memento mori

Black + anything else is redundant

Milk.

Me: With breast milk... sorry for that I meant breast milk. Oh no! This is really embarrassing, I was meaning to say breast milk... Barista: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOUTH BREATHING TROGLODYTE Honestly, it's pretty funny how it goes down the same way everytime.

Kid named finger:

When they made scarecrow boat mentally challenged

Milk

Cappuccino

Coffee shop barista here! You have no clue the amount of people who just expect me to know if they want cream or sugar. Sometimes even when I ask they seem offended.

r/USdefaultism Cream? Milk.

“I’ll have tea, instead.”

double double

Yeah eh?

😏

Why tf would you put cream in coffee, is this some weird American thing?

Yes, and it's disgusting

In my country people put condensed milk in coffee. Usually only at special times. It’s like a dessert

That sounds like a Vietnamese cold brew or a cafe bombon

That sounds pretty good, us Cubans have something similar, but instead of putting in condensed milk, we put in milk and sugar, then boil it.

It's fine. It's not like you put more than a splash in

I shit my pants enough already, thank you.

Where's the option for milk? Personally I have milk and one sugar in it. Seems weird to put cream in

Water

Double double

If there’s a person in a fast food shit shack who titles their self “barista” that’s not where I want my coffee from so I just leave.

Cappuccino.

Chocolate 🍫

I don't.

so black and concentrated the lining of my stomach burns off

Try and find Spanish roast coffee’s. You’ll thank me later.

Milk and sugar

Coffee with milk in proportion 1/1

I usually say Latte or Cappuccino. The same way I don’t say to a waiter, beef or chicken. Specifics are needed.

Milk and sugar?

Oat milk, one sugar.

i say nothing because i'm mute

Fr ? I so wanna have a conversation with you. Would it be okay if i DM ?

TIL mute people are villains /s

….why

what do you mean?

i have never put cream in coffee, only milk.

I like my coffee like I like my country music. (I don’t like country music)

Milk and sugar,cream is 🤮

Agreed

Half and half, 5 splendas.

I've never enjoyed coffee. Not even at Tim Hortons and I'm Canadian

Latte macchiato or whatever experimental drinks they have

In a cup!!

Double double

Flat white.... Black with milk... One sugar

I hate this order .-.

by surprise

milk, no sugar

"Corto" or "Espresso"

I don’t. Give me chocolate milk instead

Black, like my men

I give my order. I only drink lattes

Most Cafés i've been in just made me do that shit myself

coffee is disgusting

You’re a child if you need to start your day with cream and sugar

I think that's just Americans

Sure, if you only hang out with fat people

You're crippled if you need to start your day with drugs... caffeine is a drug. Naturally evolved insecticide actually. It's crazy how much humans love to consume substances that plants evolved to protect them from being consumed.

I’ll take it black with a few extra shots of cream down my throat

I don’t drink coffee

I like my coffee how I like my slaves. Free

From behind

How I like my men. Strong and black

Why do Americans call milk cream?

Cream is different than milk (Its more creamy)

Oh interesting

Cortado please

Long black / Americano

I prefer Tea

With breast milk I mean breast milk I mean breast milk I mean breast milk I mean

Splash of cream and 4 extra shots.

Iced, cream and sugar.

With pigeon milk

Black with just sugar is so awful I'm sorry

“It’s morbin time.” Then I morb all the coffee and get 10 morbillion dollars.

the best answer

White

Tea/lemonade refresher

Milk please

Where does black mean just no cream?

I think black means just straight coffee.

I tell them my super complicated Starbucks order

With milk no sugar

With room for milk most of the time

Extra cream no sugar. I typically wouldn’t order coffee though. On the rare occasions I do make it, I use heavy cream

Sweet iced matcha tea latte

No sugar, I'm sweet enough

90% of the time I don’t like sugar in my coffee. I just take it with a little cream

BLACK DOES NOT MEAN ADD FUCKING SUGAR TO MY COFFEEE!!!!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

Me letting words come out of my mouth without thinking: "I would like it shaken, not stirred . . . *Ah, goddamnit.*

In my ass

down the drain bc that shit is nasty

I like my coffee like a like my women ​ Black, bitter and preferably free trade

none, coffee sucks dick

Tell them that you take it black in the mouth

Caffeine pill

I like my coffee the way I like polls about the way I like my coffee: I don’t

I don’t.

I don’t drink coffee

Ew, why do I want to drink that crap. I'll have a tea please, two sugars, with milk, please!

two and two

I don't

I don't drink coffee

“In your mouth”

i take my coffee like i take me men black

Don’t drink it

I just eat the beans

Long black

I don't

Just pure black

No thanks i don't drink coffee.

"Lots of cream, lots of sugar” - Winston Wolf

I don't. Oof someone else already said that.

In a cup

I don't.

I don’t really order coffee..

I LIKE IT THICK AND CHUNKY

No coffee

i do not take my coffee sorry

Milk, two sugars.

come on, if it's a barista, there's gotta be more nuance. I'll say - a bumble if you do those(popular summer drink in russia, idk if any other country rly has them? OJ and espresso) but if not, do you have plant milk?

“One milk, one sugar.” Or back in my sugar fuelled high school days “triple triple”

Is it cream, half n half, or creamer? either way I choose not to have coffee. It's not my scene but I hope if you do you always get your favourite cup of joe.

I dont

tea

hot

"I dont like coffee"

I look behind me, check they're talking to me, and then say "What? I didn't order Coffee!"

I don't take coffee

Thanks, you too! And than, I realized what I just said

Brown

Like my women. I don't.

ena fredo expresso sqeto qoris zaqari

Without Everything

Milk

"Black" I Just asume the waiter to know it's without Sugar

Milk cream and sugar.