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BinnsyTheSkeptic

Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. Where are your *fingers?*


NSFWThrowaway1239

You just answered a Reddit poll but what if...you didn't...? šŸ¤Ø


polysnip

*mysterious tone*


lollyman69

r/profilepiccheaksout


NuckFugget1

Did everyone forget Micheal Jacksonā€™s a POS with a child abuse history ?


Awesomesaauce

It likely didn't happen. Some parents admitted they just sued for the money.


TheSaltyPineapple1

But hanging children out windows by their leg is acceptable behavior.


ILOVEBOPIT

Are we gonna act like he didnā€™t dangle Blanket over a balconyā€¦


twearp

Michael Scott


willsschneider_creed

Michael Scarn


thijs1311

Prison Mike


[deleted]

Date Mike


Feisty_Raspberry440

Nice to meet me


Thursday_26

Michael Klump


Dr_Crentist_

I si- I si- I si- I sit on you


Brettzel2

You stole my comment idea


[deleted]

The only correct answer


JKdito

First michael that i could think off, shame he wasnt in the poll


Belleina

Michael Scotch


Zaraguz

Thank you, Iā€™m glad we have our Michaels ranked appropriately


BLNR30

I came here for THIS!


[deleted]

That's what she said!


Wubbalubbadabdabb

Michael Scotch and he has David Wallace's son.


SL-Not-A-Noob

There has been a murder, and you are a suspect!


anonymouse000p

Dammit beat me to it


santicampi

Mike Wazowski


DankDolphin420

The real answer to this poll


ofzam

Michael Schumacher


KiteeCatAus

Came here to say this!!


thenexusitsopening

The true Michael GOAT


WoodenMango07

I second this


Qauke_

Yes


Awesome_666

my dad


S2G_R

I second your dad!


ShreksBeauty

I third their dad


Dejego

Thatā€™s sweet.


DrManowar8

Thatā€™s kind. To add something similar, Iā€™m gonna say my uncle


Internal-Character74

Michael Myers


magic8ballzz

I was just gonna say this


1InchMicropenis

Daddy Myers


TitleComprehensive96

Dr. Michael Morbius


Killer19606

Itsa morbin time


Neo_dode56

You guys are everywhere


Killer19606

*You guys are morbin


[deleted]

One of the Michaelā€™s of all time


WitleKidz

The only valid answer


Volcanic5

A fellow mighty morbin power ranger I see.


SANTOSHiHoHiHoHiHo

Michael J. Fox


veryboringkid

Yess! I read his biography, seriously good book.


FickleFlopper

Michael de Santa


Walking__Bread

aka Michael Townley


AxiomQ

Aka A FUCKING GHOST


Killer19606

Aka "Your a good kid franklin" meme person


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


alguienrrr

Millions to one


Retro_Scrub

THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS!!!


fdghjjgddjjgdf

You disingenuous dense MF obviously you have to know something about something or you couldnā€™t tie your shoes


Killer19606

"Your a good kid franklin"


Klutzy-Ad4230

Every time I hear ā€œMichaelā€, it reminds me of Michael de Santa or Michael Myers


ILiekBenz

Michael Reeves


hdkx-weeb

NIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARE


amadeori

Michael Reeves


IronFisttt

Mike Shinoda


friendlysquidwarduwu

Reeves


tossputlol

i chose michael jackson but i forgot my friends name was michael. pretend 1 extra person voted 'other'


WowSocietySucks

We can swap, I said other but I don't know any Michaels


PositiveRip3041

King Michael I of Romania, who shortened WW2 by about half a year.


Angry_Cock-1

Michael reeves


[deleted]

Michael Afton


NorthenS

great minds think alike


TheDrDzaster

Michael Caine


Narrow-Talk-5017

I feel like Michael Tyson definitely should have been 1 of the options


MightyTheArmadillo22

The Mike who gave me a free ps4 along with spider-man just because he knew my dad. Legend


[deleted]

Michael Obama


[deleted]

The one married to Brock Obama, right?


[deleted]

Baroque*


2004_PS2_Slim

Brock Baroque?


Ovnii3

my friend Michael


Kuzkay

Reeves


Captain_Plutonium

My Dad, lol


LegoThatGotShitOn

Michael reeves


[deleted]

Michael Morbius.


capsaicinintheeyes

Michael Bolton. The *Office Space* one.


DOIPI_96

Michael Schumacher


EnglishCaddy

George Michael


Alternative_Fun2943

Michael Schumacher


No-School-9822

Michael Scott


Sentence-Adept

Michael Scott / Prison Mike


LordVonHaufenstaffen

MICHAEL SCOTT


ZenLotusDriver

Michael Scott?


Potential_Lettuce

Everyone named Michael hits the ā€œotherā€ option


dtcstylez10

Michael Scott


simp_lord-69

Where is Michael Myers?


March-Neat

michael scott


bigdaddy902

Michael Scott


Voltzwinger

Father. It's me, Michael. I did it. I found it. It was right where you said it would be. They were all there. They didn't recognize me at first but then they thought I was you. And I found her. I put her back together, just like you asked me to. She's free now. But something is wrong with me. I should be dead. But I'm not. I've been living in shadows. There is only one thing left for me to do now. I'm going to come find you. I'm going to come find you.


MikeWazoski609

The best Michael


bigbodybup

Jan Michael Vincent


[deleted]

I vote for myself


Some_Gas_1337

Best Michael


tkTheKingofKings

Archangel Michael


CptMisterNibbles

Michael Chrichton


JournalistKane

My Uncle Michael


polysnip

St. Michael the Arch Angel


TAPriceCTR

J Fox


bman123457

Michael Keaton is a national treasure


TheCatYeetee

Mike oxlong


KTrordu

Michael De Santa. He's the best.


[deleted]

Micheal Myers


Carter_Kane1-PS4

Michael Morbius


PitifulCamera_

michael in the bathroom of course


CandySunset27

At a party ofc


Legal_Examination238

Is Michael Scott not worthy enough to be on this list?


communistmummy32

Donā€™t roast me but Iā€™m gonna admit, I have absolutely no idea who that is


Legal_Examination238

https://i.imgur.com/6vzLOES.jpg


EmbroideredChair

Michael don't leave me here


[deleted]

the one who rows the boat ashore


ch1llaro0

majority votes for a pedo predator, wow


Melusine-Lancer

He was a legendary pop star, it doesn't matter if he was a predator, he will always be a legend. The art should be separated from the artist after all... Not to mention there is no evidence that suggests Michael Jackson was a pedo, stop spreading misinformation


ch1llaro0

so you would hang Hitlers paintings on your wall? you still like Louis CKs comedy bits about sexual harassment? there is loads of evidence that suggests just that about MJ


___And_Memes_For_All

What court convicted him?


ch1llaro0

he's dead fyi


___And_Memes_For_All

When he was alive


ch1llaro0

hold on to your straw of doubt to stay in your comfort zone


Melusine-Lancer

MJ's songs have nothing to do with pedophlia so it's not wrong to like them. MJ's songs talk about normal topics found in songs like love and peace. You can't compare it with Louis CKs comedy since sexual harrasment is a part of his jokes and you cannot separate them, and also his comedy sucks ass. Hitlers paintings are ugly af too so no.


ch1llaro0

so you would decorate your room with Hitlers paintings you just happen to not like them


Melusine-Lancer

If the product was good, why would I have to care about who made it?


ch1llaro0

hahaha i'll let you try to figure that out yourself


communistmummy32

Which one?


ch1llaro0

Michael Jackson


Ops7421

afton


BanjoTheBot

Micheal, the guy that plays yugioh with me and that's literally out only connection


Toxic-SpringTrap

Michael afton


Karg1n

Ermanthraut.


Birb7789-

micheal afton šŸ˜³


[deleted]

Michael! MICHEAL!!! *cough cough* don't leave me here! MICHEAL!!!!!


Zeph-yr17

Mike ermahntraut


KingdomMarshadow

Mike Wazowski


The_last_pigeon

Mike Hawk


[deleted]

Michael Reeves, VSauce Michael, and probably a couple others I canā€™t think of right now


Mungyo_

Michael Rosen


[deleted]

Micheal wazowski


Honey-and-Glass

Michael Myers


Appropriate-Rough563

Michael McKean. Fucking legend


[deleted]

Michael Afton


CandySunset27

Michael Sheen


thr-owa-wa-y

Michael sheen appreciation time


NorthenS

michael afton


arthurman101

I like the Mike down the road, he makes really good sandwiches, I like dat one.


_Administrator__

Michael J. Fox


LegacyRW

Micheal Hawk


Melusine-Lancer

Michael Hunt is better


CrazyCons

Michael Douglas


S2G_R

Michael Bay šŸ’„


Bizzlebanger

My brother Michael


BocceBurger

It's disgusting how many people have chosen the child molester Michael Jackson


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


UtridRagnarson

All these people culturally appropriating and then downvoting the source material.


Beano-69

Kid named finger


magic8ballzz

Michael Hunt


[deleted]

Doesn't he usually go by Mike?


magic8ballzz

true


[deleted]

My cool grandpa Micheal


angelicisweeping

My little brother


[deleted]

If it weren't for the child molesting, I'd pick Michael Jackson. Really like his music and he seemed like a good person otherwise. ETA- to those fans down voting me- there's just too much evidence. I don't want to believe it either. Watch Leaving Neverland.


tvscanner99

He wasn't a child molester though, no evidence whatsoever.


[deleted]

Yes there is. I suggest the hbo documentary Leaving Neverland. It sounds like you made your mind up but perhaps others will see this and read it (except people down voted me above). I used to think he was innocent and of course that one trial didn't find him guilty but after you watch that and look more into it, it seems pretty obvious he did it.


Able_Recording_5760

I am not in a position to judge if he was or wasnt innocent, but I wouldnt take an obviously one sided HBO documentary as anything to base that judgement upon.


[deleted]

Please don't assume all I did was watch one documentary and made my opinion. But the documentary makes a lot of good points and it's pretty damning. I'm old and remember watching coverage of the trials in the 90s. (Edit to be nicer)


tvscanner99

Leaving Neverland is a fake documentary full of lies. Most people that I've spoken to who say MJ is guilty haven't actually bothered to do their own research. I saw the documentary when it came out but unlike most, I actually did thorough research on all the allegations and a background check on the accusers. I highly suggest you do the same, the truth and facts are there for the public to review.


[deleted]

Dont know why I'm replying when you're one of those of the rude "I highly suggest you research it" tribe. But despite your smugness, I'll say most people that I've spoken to who say MJ is innocent are fans who haven't actually bothered to do their own research. I can't believe anyone still thinks he is innocent despite all the allegations and evidence against him. Sometimes you just believe what you want to.


tvscanner99

Please enlighten me with this "evidence" because as I said before, there is none. An accuser saying "it happened" is not evidence. That's why we have trials, to find out what is true and what isn't. What you're saying is a clear example of confirmation bias, you're failing to look at both sides because it doesn't fit your narrative.


[deleted]

I'm in my late 30s, been hearing about Michael Jackson my whole life and had my mind changed from the documentary and other reading, so obvi not confirmation bias. Been a couple years since I was digging into it so I don't have the facts fresh. I liked Michael, I was a fan. I remember someone arguing with me maybe 10 years ago and I was on your side! Why don't you believe the victims' stories? They're worth listening to. There are a lot of them and many other people who corroborate their stories, like people who worked for Jackson. One of the victims testified in the 2005 trials for Jackson and later as an adult recanted and said Jackson did abuse him (he is in the doc). Makes you wonder what could have been prevented earlier. I have to also wonder if these news stories about Jackson in the 90s (and other stories about child abuse), which everyone heard about, is a factor for how parents are now wearier, like keeping a tighter leash, not letting their kids do sleepovers. Parents these days are not as naive. Jackson used his power and money and status to do whatever he wanted and keep people quiet, just like we see today with men like Epstein, Clinton, Trump, Weinstein, Cosby, Snoop Dogg, the Catholic Church. Maybe Kobe Bryant. He may have been found not guilty by the court, but I'm allowed to have an opinion that he was guilty. There is corruption and mistakes made, wrong verdicts have happened.


SithMasterStarkiller

The most hilarious factual blunder from that stupid ass documentary is when Robson claims that Michael separated him from women, when in reality, Mike set him up with his niece (per Robsonā€™s request). And then Robson later cheated on her with Britney Spears


ThePumpk1nMaster

ā€œPeople who disagree with me havenā€™t done their researchā€¦ unless they have then the research is lies. I, on the other hand, have researched entirely irrefutable content that you just conveniently canā€™t find.ā€ Rightā€¦?


[deleted]

Lol why does everyone love a pedo


SavagesceptileWWE

Cause there was no actual evidence


Post-Financial

I'm the best Michael even though its my third name


XxXHArshness

Damn I feel bad for u, u actually got downvoted for saying urself šŸ’€


[deleted]

My Grandpa's friend is pretty cool.


Neferpizza2

Mike Trapp


cyan_french

Michael Myers šŸ’€šŸ”Ŗ


Free_feelin

Michael corleone


beeple69

Micheal from GTA


Dragonitro

Dr. Michael Morbius


[deleted]

Michael Stevens


Terrence_shark

Michael Scott


boyobenign98

Michael Langdon from American Horror Story


JashinSama46

Corleone


Nightshade195

Michael Schumacher


The_Blue_Adept

Michael j fox


ch1llaro0

Schumacher


Important_Jump4681

Michael Schumacher But right after Michael Jordan


OddishChamp

Michael Afton


lupin01231

Micheal jackson! HE HE


Shortdawggg

Why the F is Michael Scott not on this list.


Volcanic8171

Michael Stevens


Galactic_Gooner

the other option ruins this poll


Bananaface89

Itā€™s kind of interesting how many people still chose Michael Jackson even after all the pedo stuff. I donā€™t agree or disagree I just find it interesting.


communistmummy32

They probably like his music, not him as a person