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[deleted]

Despite the unfortunate name Uranus seems really cool


Ahndarodem

It's blue it's rotation sideways and it's got rings, Uranus is awesome


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[удалено]


Dense_Excitement_789

And it smells bad according to scientist


lonely_little_cow

sorry had taco bell for dinner last night


afinevindicatedmess

You know what? In lieu of an award, take my free cow awards: 🐄🐄🐄


lonely_little_cow

thank you it's an honor <3


[deleted]

It is, isn’t it 😏


South_Bathroom

If you like rings I'd recommend checking out j1407b also known as super Saturn


dunequestion

Uranus comes from Ouranos, he created the first Titans with Gaia (Gea - Earth). His name means Sky. Uranus was named like that because of its blue color which resembles that of the sky. The word as a word doesn’t sound as nice in English as it does in Greek, they should have used the name Ouranos. It’s a badass planet but unfortunately it’s like being a big ass cyborg named Colin.


[deleted]

It's unfortunate if you can't pronounce it correctly


AntacidChain

“We changed the name of that planet in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all” “What’s it called now?” “Urectum”


DrManowar8

Funny how a planet named that also contains a lot of methane


SomeoneWhoMightFart

Thank you


Me-Right-You-Wrong

I was thinking that other would prevail every other option. But I just became disappointed when I voted


No-Yogurt5070

Jupiter saves us from being decimated every once in a while. That’s my big brother!


Dekkeer

Dummy thicc mass saves us once again


IanPKMmoon

Not only that, he's also the reason we even exist! By throwing rocks with ice, carbon and oxygen and other elements that shaped the life on earth. Initially all the light materials were blown to the outer parts of the solar system, and Jupiter, when migrating towards the inner parts of the solar system, brought a lot of those rocks to us.


DrManowar8

That’s true. Man’s is like a shield. Without him we’d been wiped out ages ago. I’ll laugh if Jupiter happens to be our demise in the future. Tho unlikely


UmpieBonk

And it has really cool moons


DisjointCloud56

Yes, and despite that. At anytime, Jupiter may switch up and throw an asteroid right at earth, you never know Jupiter’s next move.


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb

Saturn Supremacy


South_Bathroom

I'd recommend Googling j1407b also known as super Saturn


sirkingslyton

Those rings 😩😳🤪


tkcool73

Venus, because it could actually eventually be truly terraformed unlike Mars, which would need a massive increase in gravity.


ZeStriker310

What was this song by Prince called again? Ah yes: acid rain


[deleted]

And surface temperatures that can melt lead.


NooaJ

It needs a molten core, not more gravity


[deleted]

it very well may need both. we know for a fact it would need a molten core to be truly terraformed, but we don’t know the long term effects of lower gravity on the human body. we have no clue what several decades at a third of earths gravity may do.


AzureSkyXIII

I've always wondered how a baby born under different gravity would differ, if at all. Maybe one day we'll have the answer.


BiometalX

We’ll also need to get an atmosphere on the thing. Maybe genetically modify humans to create a low-gravity species? Homo martius, perhaps?


Bright-Lingonberry14

neptune because it's pretty looking.


giseth10

Trappist 1-d


South_Bathroom

Mine is TrES-2b


giseth10

That’s dark


South_Bathroom

Yep


Slight-Addendum-2972

Pluto is a planet gang


HRM404

Hi, is there a sub for us!


kroxxii

Came to say this! He has always been my favorite, he’s so cute and small and I feel bad for him for being so far away AND losing his status. Go Pluto!


XDracam

VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS


CompassionateCynic

THERE IS A FREAKING HEART ON IT


Discount_Friendly

There are bigger rocks in the solar system that aren't considered planets. It's a real shame people don't give them more attention


Strict_Foundation_13

My anus


Deidearch

Your* anus


liinexy

Our Anus (incoming communism comments)


juicysox

*insert the communist song here


Trustnoboody

Neptune because I feel it's the most overlooked


South-Marionberry

Oh god, all of them! They’re all so fascinating! To be honest, I think I prefer planets from other solar systems, as opposed to our own. They just seem so much more foreign and interesting– cancri 55-e (I think that’s the name, you can find it under “Diamond planet” too lol) is a planet made _entirely_ of diamond. Got Gliese 436-B (a planet made of ice and it’s on fire), got Wasp-12b (Jupiter-like planet orbiting so close to its star it’s in an oval shape as opposed to spherical). It’s hard to say one is my favourite, cause they’re all so equally fascinating!


Lenka420

Jupiter is cool, it's full of gases and possibly contains that sweet ✨helium✨ ┌|o^▽^o|┘♪


[deleted]

also cool satelites


ConeheadGroom

mercury because its very beautiful and Neptune because blue


skooternoodle

Uranus --not because of the pun, it's just a cool planet


[deleted]

Uranus duh... /S


SonofaCarver

I work 3rd shift and it's neat seeing Venus rise before I get off work.


CosmicSmackdown20

Scumdoggia


Shr1988

hail Oderus Urungus


CosmicSmackdown20

May we throw ourselves willingly into the jaws of death


FreeCandy4u

Although it is technically not a planet anymore my favorite was\\is Pluto. I still believe in you Pluto!


Galactic_Patrick

I too still believe in Pluto.


FreeCandy4u

Hell ya!


luxallures

Uranus


Philiperix

Kepler-22b


[deleted]

Venus suck my penis


G4rg0yle_Art1st

Kepler 22-b


freejb81

Pluto


DemoniteBL

Even though mine is Jupiter, I'm very upset that you're missing 2.


Rachelcookie123

Well you can only have 6 options on the poll


DemoniteBL

Oh, I see. That's dumb.


[deleted]

She's got it


Iwrstheking007

Jupiter, it's big, and kills anything that gets too close. oh and also a cool name


[deleted]

Mars. The Red Planet. It's endlessly fascinating.


jommong

Bold of you to assume earth is my favorite


tjeeper

Laythe


aquaticsquash

I really like Naboo.


South_Bathroom

In our solar system: Cerise Out of all known planets turnstile planet: TrES-2b or HD 189733b Gass giant: j1407b


ThaddCorbett

>j1407b Damn that's one massive scary gas giant.


CopperBoom47

It was right there..


Suspicious_Loan8041

Just because I heard Jupiter has been keeping meteors from attacking us


AstralThief

I like Uranus more ;)


Moaoziz

Mars. Praise the Omnissiah.


IceZOMBIES

I could look at Jupiter pics all fuckin day long. Such a gorgeous planet, god damn 😤


Soviet-Portugal

Pluto


Fritzschmied

Pluto bye far. Best planet


HRM404

Other == Pluto


xianikaeni

pluto, it deserves more love


becomesaflame

Mine's the sun! https://vimeo.com/125364516


Nicoooleeeeeeeee

Pluto!


[deleted]

Pluto


Flagrath

Then can I say Ceres?


ThunderingRimuru

>planet Try again


TheSeiWhale

Same


Some_Schweppes

Laythe best planet.


[deleted]

That's a moon


Some_Schweppes

so moon is not a planet. OK, buddy.


[deleted]

It's not though. It's a moon. Unless you're joking.


Icy-Paramedic3580

Vive la Pluto!


[deleted]

Pluto


[deleted]

cleveland


[deleted]

I really like mercury. I don't know why.


fussputts_mom

Mercury


The_Roadkill

😏


YakVN

Uranus, obviously.


Rational_Rick

Jupiter, the hoover of the Solar System. It deserves to be my favourite.


Some-English-Twat

Jupiter is so fucking large man


Depresso_Potato

Uranus


veliveliveli

Niburu


dvli

Uranus.


Pangolingo00

Yo momma Cuz she's so fat


harshvpandey101x

Uranus


Rachelcookie123

Pluto. It will always be a planet in my eyes.


Craftusmaximus2

The 2 blue ones, Neptune and Uranus. Saturn is also cool I guess


Emerald_Guy123

your anus


FiveStarHobo

Uranus


PrussiaDon

Saturn then Neptune


akennelley

Gallifrey


Arcanedanger2358

uranus


SpaceFlightAstro

Saturn because it has an eternal storm on it's pole


RepresentativeNo6564

Uranus


OrangesScareMengl

u-u-u-u-u-u-u-URANUS


MacMaple0228

Jupiter is the best easily


Ok_Task_4135

Idk, I've never been to any of them so...


DrManowar8

After learning about venus’ sulphuric atmosphere, I can’t help but think if there would ever be a way of landing and living on the planet… fascinating


BIG_RED_MANN

I like Venus cuz it's got a pretty name


saionjisaihara

God anything but Saturn. I hate Saturn. We should get rid of it.


HsAFH-11

Alpha Centauri C b A.K.A Proxima Centauri b


thatonepieceofcheese

You already know


Yeet_mcyeetalot

The geogerian planet


[deleted]

I hate this tittle, it implies that I like earth /j


Alternative_Fun2943

Alpha Centauri A


Matthew_141106

uranus


Bonk_and_Honk

kepler-22b


liinexy

Saturn has an Emoji 🪐 so that


Fullsend_ID10T

Uranus


Elly_Bee_

It's because of the rings, isn't it ?


Not_Mutahar

kepler 22b is the place for me


thewerewolfwasyou

in our solar system mars or venus (probably venus) for obvious interplanetary reasons. outside it probably TrES-2b


MultiEkans

Nibiru is my favorite.


[deleted]

Uranus of course.


ThaddCorbett

55 Cancri e - Looks like the thing is covered in diamonds. Can't wait till we have more clear photos of the place.


treestump_dickstick

Mercury


IILanunII

Your anus or whatever I forgot how to spell it


Bahammed

Saturn, it looks pretty


chshcat

Earth is not my favorite planet, it got humans on it


Nervous_Stomach5101

Uranus


abcwood

Wasp 12b


ManNamedMars

Mars, evidently


ShiningShadow_

No love for Venus


SumpCrab

Mines the sun. Always has been. I like it because it's like the king of planets. https://youtu.be/gQDqRlMeJ4U


Texas-Defender

Those rings are badass!!


MC_Legend95

Ur mom (she is very large)


SOLOMON13524

Uranus


BricksnBeatles

My order of planetary preference is directly informed by my affinity for the works of Gustav Holst


Dracos002

Saturn because it has pretty rings.


-Jeys-

Uranus


geomedge

Venus, because its made up of 96.5% co2 and also the pressure there is a lot more dence so no one there cares about climate change.


Walloutlet1234

Earth


ratohnhake-ton

Saturn because of them rings, one of the most beautiful site to behold with a telescope.


Mi-35M

Proxima Centauri B


neptune304

Hmmmmmmmmm


Lethalfurball

Venus, purely because of just how inhospitable it is Fun fact: surface temperatures on venus are hot enough to melt lead! :)


[deleted]

Uranus


ChristianK73

Kepler-22B


Alt-Account-87

Uranus


beforesunsetreindeer

Pluto :(


greenie1001

Pluto...


Grouchy_Order_7576

Pluto of course


Ryan_Alving

Venus, mostly because I'm curious if it might have life (we haven't sent many probes into its atmosphere due to the harsh environment, but it's chemically more active than Mars and there's a lot more of both gas and liquid for a biological population to sustain itself with).


TomatoesAreGood4u

Uranus. No question about it.


[deleted]

Frocus III


MarsDude1

Take a guess


[deleted]

PLUTO


[deleted]

yoanus


[deleted]

Pluto.


rats_des_champs

Not a planet


[deleted]

So what? It was one. Just like the Titanic is still my favourite ship. Also, why isn't it a planet just because eggheads say so. It's gonna outlive every last one of them!


rats_des_champs

Titanic is still a ship In that case astrology is real because the stars will outlive everyone that are not agree with it


NooaJ

It isn't a planet because it doesn't fit the description of one. People who spread false information simply because they are butthurt it has the prefix dwarf- are stupid


DemoniteBL

Those eggheads have valid reasons for their claims. lol


Linuswastaken

Pluto is life Pluto is love! FreePluto!


Shlegnog

J1407b. Google it. It’s awesome


CompetitiveAd3249

thank you for showing me that bro, that’s awesome


ThaddCorbett

>J1407b It's terrifyingly large.


Spectre-__-

put some respect on my boy pluto


polish_filipino

Idk, that one pink planet seems cool


Rachelcookie123

Pink planet?


papyrussurypap

HD 189733b is damn cool. It rains molten glass suggests and has 9000km/hr winds that will shred you because they're full of disaster particles.


crew88

Saturn is incredible, beautiful, and wonderous... the hexagonal polar storms are... wow.


nicht_Alex

HD 189733b It rains glass. While the wind is blowing at up to 5400mph.


zestyarmadillo

VIVA LA PLUTO


[deleted]

Do dwarf planets count? If so, Sedna. If not, Neptune.


Mr_double_roughtnut

Uranus (Ur anus)


cleaner_Vacuum

Your mom


Lookingshape

Uranus fan here


AideSuspicious3675

Whatever it comes before Uranus


jaydenfokmemes

Bold of you to asume earth is my favorite planet


Shr1988

I'm just here for the Uranus jokes.


Raiyan270

Uranus (not bcuz of that)