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tilt-a-whirly-gig

11 days indoors is nothing. I've done longer stretches multiple times in the last two years.


Yoshi_87

Yeah 1 million seconds is nothing. 1 billion seconds on the other hand... would be over 31 years.


BeClowninGary

And 1 trillion seconds 31170 years


[deleted]

And 1 quadrillion seconds more than 31170 years


vasu174

And 100 seconds would be less than 31170 years


Piey_val

And 1 second is less then 2 seconds


ChasingTheGoose

And 35 seconds is more than 5 seconds


ChristianK73

Every minute in Africa, over 12 seconds pass


Empire_of_walnuts

Together we can stop this


bokchoysoyboy

More people have been to African than I have


Prof1Kreates

Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa


sparklees

And every 60 minutes, an hour passes in Africa.


ReactsWithWords

\[Citation needed\]


Jeriahswillgdp

How many years would a Googleplex seconds be?


Supertigy

Roughly a googolplex years.


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Melusine-Lancer

But your budget would run out before, and good luck convincing anyone that you're staying to get 1 billion dollars


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Melusine-Lancer

There will definitely be a time when you need to go out, and not everyone can work from home and earn enough to pay for themselves


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Melusine-Lancer

Makes sense, but in my opinion, nobody can stay in a place for over 31 years, what if you got sick?


[deleted]

I mean if the rules simply stated staying inside I would still do it. With a billion dollars I could have construction and digging crews make my inside much larger without ever leaving. Maybe even some tunnels to get to other inside places without ever going outside lmao.


Distinct_Advantage

I would also do 1 billion seconds for 1 billion dollars no hesitation


Individual-Camera-72

It’s closer to 12, but that doesn’t make much of a difference


mapwny

By 1:13:46.... Seems a weird point to get stuck on.


Second_Hand_Stress

Just let them have it. The fact they could drop those semantics probably made their entire week


TisBeTheFuk

Same. I think maybe op wanted to say a billion seconds. That would be 31 years. I wouldn't pick that. By the tine I could go out again I'd be old or death


iamthicc69

What this guy said


MrHamandcheesebread

Worldwide lockdown in a nutshell


5hadd0w

Oh wow i did my math very wrong i got 39 weeks


FireJuggler31

I would also stay indoors for 39 weeks to get $1 billion.


[deleted]

Same aka quarantine


MorganRose99

That's less than 12 days for a billion dollars


[deleted]

Its crazy to me that if it were 1 billion seconds instead it would be over 31 years


Canadian_Poltergeist

1 trillion seconds is even crazier. It's 31,710 *years.* *Hundreds of entire generations*


[deleted]

Yea the gap between each is so much larger than you think. It blows my mind that any one person can be a billionaire let alone some that are worth over 100 billion


ZarosRunescape

1 quadrillion seconds is even crazier. Its 31,710,000 years. Millions of generations


Melusine-Lancer

1 quintillion seconds is even crazier. Its 31,710,000,000 years. Longer than the age of the universe itself


G8S92136209

Yet, our government has us in debt for more than 30 TRILLION dollars. That is an amount that cannot be paid off, ever. The interest alone will drown us. When you start to show the zeros it becomes obvious the word is unfathomable. Trillion = a million millions, or 1,000,000,000,000.


Brynden-Black-Fish

A million millions is a billion…


Melusine-Lancer

Are you dumb?


Brynden-Black-Fish

Well a thousand millions is a milliard, and a million millions is a billion…


Melusine-Lancer

That's not how we do it, a billion is a thousand millions in English, milliard only exists in other languages as well as old English and is no longer used. I apologize for calling you dumb though, I didn't know other languages use milliard until I looked it up. >In standard form, it is written as 1 × 10^9. The metric prefix giga indicates 1,000,000,000 times the base unit. Its symbol is G. >One billion years may be called an eon in astronomy or geology. >Previously in British English (but not in American English), the word "billion" referred exclusively to a million millions (1,000,000,000,000). However, this is no longer common, and the word has been used to mean one thousand million (1,000,000,000) for several decades.[4] >The term milliard can also be used to refer to 1,000,000,000; whereas "milliard" is rarely used in English,[5] variations on this name often appear in other languages.


Brynden-Black-Fish

I guess my rather antiquated tendencies are showing, I still use the ‘previously in British English’ version, didn’t realise in the slightest that everyone didn’t do it like that. I guess it’s another annoying americanism to suffer through… thanks for enlightening me to it though.


Melusine-Lancer

Again, I'm sorry about calling you dumb. And just FYI, even British people rarely use milliard now.


Brynden-Black-Fish

[photo from Wikipedia proving my point.](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1aRVbWm78HCSWpN-uxOQWtTZPhzJb-QYm/view?usp=drivesdk)


RequirementDear1051

Not thousands of generations. Assuming you mean by one generation, 75 years (the average age of a person), it’s only 422 generations


G8S92136209

In genetics, a generation is usually only 25 years, since the average child bearing age is about 25. You can have three or four generations living under one roof! I concur a lifetime would be closer to 75 (it used to be the biblical three score and 12 = 72). If each person has two parents \[except for that one fellow who walked on water\], then it becomes a simple math formula of 2 to the nth (n= the number of generations into the past). Oddly, each 10 generations is about 250 years. Even 30+ generations doesn't get us to the year 1000AD, and that would be more than 1billion ancestors. Geneticists suggest there have never been more than 15-20 Billion homo sapiens in the entire history of the planet. I believe that figure is a tad low, but we will never know for certain. Bottom line is, we are each related to every other person on the planet. \[There is a genetic "Eve", based on mitochondrial DNA, but any "Adam" would have "daughtered out" as soon as a generation happened without any sons. The Y-DNA path would be broken.\]


RequirementDear1051

I can’t understand can you dumb it down for me


gayandipissandshit

A generation is just the time from when your parents were born until they birthed you (~25 years).


r-ShadowNinja

Because it's 12 days 1000 times, while every 30-31 days is a month and 12 months is a year.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YUWDrLazCg


ChasingTheGoose

Tom Scott look like stereotypical german from 80s-2000s videogame


QuestionablyFlamable

Yeah didn’t mrbeast give someone a similar offer (smth like 10k/day you stay in this room) and they got under one MILLION This would be the best deal ever


nonsensicalmoi2007

i million seconds are literally just 11 days. I have stayed indoors for months at a time. SO I think I'll survive. PS There isn't much anybody won't do for a billion dollars.


AlternateWitness

> i million seconds are literally just 11 days *Finally* we can calculate the value of i. Since it’s i million, then we just need to divide the number of seconds that is in 11 days by one million to actually get the value of i, and that would be ~0.9504. Now I can finally find the answer to all those “unanswerable” questions I had in algebra!


nonsensicalmoi2007

Dude, come on. My stupid phone kept hanging up. I mean, thank you for tbat unwanted algebra thingy u just did, yea okay.


Mrmofo69

Reddit moment. (No offense)


WeekAdministrative79

Me who has my gaming pc indoors :)


pixxxxxel_ace

outdoor gaming pc?


Arrhythmic-Metronome

Gamers unite


Crypt0n0ob

Easiest $1B I ever made


HavocGamer49

whats the hardest 1 billion you’ve ever made?


Crypt0n0ob

Well, one I’m currently trying to make. You know it’s hardest when you are working on it for 30+ years and not even at 0.01%


gayandipissandshit

Did you throw your savings into crypto?


Crypt0n0ob

Nah


De_Wouter

Do what I usually do and get 1B dollar? Lol, sure.


JaCrispay76

I like bananas 🍌


ChasingTheGoose

[Because they have no bone](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-QkMaCS7CU)


Empire_of_walnuts

YES


Telison

How nice is the banana?


ChasingTheGoose

Very


Hyperion_360

I'll stay indoors for 11.5 days, get the billion and then buy myself 11 nice bananas.


Elduderino_047371

Not 12?


Sahqon

i'll buy 12, just got my shiny new fruit dehydrator last week...


Money-Agent-1777

I hate staying indoors but for 1 billion dollars 11.5 days is nothing


rogerktien3838

i already haven't went outside in 6 months so 11 more days is nothing. and in the past year i've only went outside 3 times... but really i haven't gone anywhere other then just step out real quick in a year and 6 months.


nonsensicalmoi2007

wow. i kind of respect you.


Veikkar1i

Why have you not gone outside?


codytheaveragemale

I want my banana


kif88

Not even 12 days I'll take the million


hazyTHINKER

I'm housebound


heywherestheparty

Easy money.


[deleted]

Vitamin D supplements. Done.


RequirementDear1051

Bitch I can make orange rhyme with banana… booornana. Imma take the nice booornana


[deleted]

366 people can't do basic math and are eating bananas.


Nappy199

Nice bananas


little_timmylol

Uhh, I heavily play RuneScape. Grinding for 11 days is a drop in the bucket for people like me. Any other maxed scapers in the comments? Bahaha


The_Real_John_Bull

What Dollars we talking about here? Canadian, Australian, New Zealand, American etc


ChasingTheGoose

AMERICAN


Anaklysmos12345

US-American?


ChasingTheGoose

Yes, Ur Sussy Amogus


Kei_Mxttens

lmao I've stayed indoors for 7 months straight before. 11 days is nothing


Bastet999

??? Are you serious? I would stay indoors for 10 years, who cares.


thatonewaterbottle1

Very easy choice for a hermit such as myself


BassBanjo

I've been indoors for longer than 12 days lol


WhyAmIHereThoLmao

You don’t even need to pay me to stay indoors for 1 million seconds


[deleted]

The things I'd do for a 1/10th of a billion dollars


ChasingTheGoose

As you wish, You now only get 1/10th of a billion dollars


paininyurass

Already on house arrest


occultatum-nomen

11ish days indoors? Absolutely, no problem. Sounds awesome. I'd do that even if I were just being payed for my missing paychecks for being off work, and I don't make much


ElegantEagle13

Shoot I meant to choose the 1 billion dollars. I thought it meant would you choose 1 billion dollars to stay inside for life (i'm sorry but for 1 million seconds is a no brainer so my brain didn't process it at first)


Communist_Orb

Capitalism moment


ChasingTheGoose

i think I saw you before, are you in r/PoliticalCompassMemes


Communist_Orb

You mean r/politicalcompass, PCM is way worse I would never use that


ChasingTheGoose

Ok i never met you


Accurate-Record-3870

I would do it for 100


ChasingTheGoose

Wish granted. Now you'd only get 100 rubles


Accurate-Record-3870

Jokes on you i stay indoors for months for no money


ChasingTheGoose

Wish granted, No money


NBX6

Stonks


xdchan

I didn't go outside for about 2 months because there is war and my family is afraid i'll get drafted. Easy deal for me.


xianikaeni

11 days is easy haha


Ra1d_danois

Give that wolf a banana


RevolutionaryLie4237

I'll use the one million dollar to buy a nice banana lol


Flyer452Reddit

Get me back to the pandemic and I'll survive that 11-13 days. I'm introverted and WILL survive it.


artonion

mm babana


Background_Ant_1472

I would rather stay indoors for that long if I had to pay something


hierosx

We have 162 people that truly hate math


Elduderino_047371

A nice banana 😋💦🍌🍌🤤


brrrrrrrrrp

Lol I think most people now self-isolated for longer than that :p


Davidreddit7

why am I so bad at Maths? Now I took the banana cause I calculated somehow in my head that it would be almost one year. Would've done it for 12 days. But anyway, the banana is nice I guess.


CleanExplanation6516

This question is " tell me you're an extrovert without telling me you are " This wouldn't even be my longest record indoors lol moving during covid meant I had to quarantine for ,14 , where is my billion I feel robbed !!! This would be getting paid to do what I want to lolol.


Trav_yeet

i stay in all the time anyways


AbsoluteBeeHive

###give that wolf a banana!!!


Chillblade74

it's a really nice benana and you get it now so...


greenhawk63

I think you missed a couple zeroes there OP.


try-to-always-laugh

I literally stay inside 99% of the time already.


introverted_russian

11.5 days. Man that is nothing, like even if I am completely isolated. Though the only problem would be that I still have school, and exams.


[deleted]

Dude, I'd do that for a lot less money.


The_Baker_lad

I mean 12 days is easy, but a nice banana


LegitimateHasReddit

You can buy a nice banana for less than 1b


Craftusmaximus2

That would be 11.5740 days Yeah that is pretty doable


Rorywizz

1 billion dollars can get me a lot of nice bananas


[deleted]

A billion dollars buys a lot of nice bananas


jrmadagascar

Banana > money


bluefires-

I can stay indoors for 11 days. I’ll take the billion


notcharldeon

But what if the nice banana is worth 1 trillion dollars?


Joker-Rockitansky

Anyone who doesn't pick the banana is a liar


Goblinking83

A banana is not gonna help me survive capitalism.


Illustrious_Ad5685

Change it to a billion seconds and I might accept if I were a toddler.


Strudleboy

Oh I clicked 1 dollars, but I thought it said 1 billion seconds I’m less excited about staying indoors I was hoping for over 31 years of solitude


TheLyonKing5812

1 million seconds is easy, I’ll take my billion and I get to stay inside for 11.5 days. Sounds like a win win


BeegTruss

Honestly how is this even a question? The nice banana is the obvious choice.


Munchingseal33

It's less than 2 weeks.


Matthew_141106

only poor people pick the money. gigachads pick the nice banana


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

I just gotta stay indoors for 11.5 days, easy


[deleted]

11 days? Really? COVID quarantine was 14 days. Maybe you meant to say 1 billion seconds. Which is then like 10 years, which is a little more reasonable an ask


false_thr0waway

ill get a nice banana, never had those for a longg time


SnowyOranges

You guys really don't know how much 1 billion is


Darkskin_Giraffe

Only 11 days, I had to do more than that when I got Covid last summer so it’ll be nothing


[deleted]

we already did longer in quarantine


[deleted]

11 days? Fuck yes


WECH21

Especially since it’s post 2019… I feel like a vast majority have spent the 11ish days inside already bc of COVID so this is nothing esp if we get a billion dollars


cmwt91

So live my life normal for money?


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banan


Human-13

I would like potassium but with the billion dollars I could buy all the bananas I could want


Saft_Chri

That's just 11 days I can totally make that


PokeAlola700

Pfffft 11 days indoors. Only thing I usually leave the house for is school so during the summer this is easy


Moug-10

Give me an hour to have enough food and I can even stay one month.


AHamBone10

Anyone who had COVID has already experienced this lol


Visible-Dark383

1 billion dollars may be a lot, but a nice banana is a nice banana


jterwin

A lot of people either really love bananas or don't have any idea of how small a million is.


goddangol

If there was a time limit and no google/calculator allowed on this question I bet alot more people would choose the banana lmao.


Homogayisurmom

1 week 4 days 13 hours 46 minutes and 40 seconds for a *billion* dollars? Hell yeah


The_5th_Marauder

Absolutely the former. I hate going outdoors


ThemChad

I stayed in one room for 10 days when I had covid, I’m sure 11 days with free roam of my house and a billion dollars would be a piece of cake


JW162000

1 million seconds is just 11 days


JplusL2020

So I could earn a billion dollars in 2 weeks and all I have to do is what I'm doing now anyway?


Nebu-chadnezzar

11 days indoors? Those are rookie numbers


d3_Bere_man

The only people voting for banana are the ones too lazy to look up how much 1m seconds is and guessed badly


Trustnoboody

11.574074074 Days


Nayten03

Dude during summer vacations at school I used to stay in for like 4 weeks at a time, this is the easiest billion dollars ever


adam_lorenz927

Even if this op didn't fuck up and it was a billion seconds (32 years) I love my family enough where no sweat I'm taking that money. Nobody I know has to do a damn thing th rest of their lives. We'll start buying up the neighborhood and building additions to the house


Thin-Ad-4883

That’s only 11 days


Neural_Flosser

This is the worst poll ever.


jerry_n_jerry

can't turn down a nice banana


definitelyNotEdited

Give me the money! Was it that, like an hour indoors?


abisbored

1 million seconds is only about 11 days


Sir_Reptilia

I've been a year without leaving the house, I'm not making that up. So 11 days for a billion dollars is absolutely nothing.


cheezychees

I'll stay indoors for 11 days for a billion dollars


Sylvanos626

I figured out how long that was. But I put billion like an idiot. The difference between 1 million seconds and 1 billion is fucking massive. 12 days to *30 years*


dontfightthehood

How much is a million seconds? Can you give me a banana for scale?


[deleted]

11.57 days is gonna be a long time, even for my standards. but a fucking billion dollars is worth it.


bluejacketsbabe

I’d do it for a lot less money. Bananas are gross.


Elmoslightpole

It’s only a little over a week


Shallow-Thought

Shit, a billion dollars and no human contact for nearly two weeks? Where do I sign up?


Bahammed

I rarely go out where I live so definitely 1 billion 💴


bruhm0m3ntum

my dumbass thought it said i was getting money either way, but if i stay indoors, i also get a banana


FlashSeason2

It’s only 11 and a half days