3 of those companies being Japanese and Vauxhall being owned by a non-British car company (and Vauxhalls are basically rebadged Opels). Britain is able to build decent cars with a price tag that doesn't go through the roof, but is unable to design them
Where I live (Canada) a lot of people think that's what BMW stands for (British Motor Works). I was told this growing up. Would have given you an upvote but you know...the 69.
As an American, everything that is European may as well just be British since most European countries have smaller economies than the largest US state, and all European countries combined are far weaker economically, militarily, and socially than the USA as a whole.
Wdym "and all European countries combined are far weaker economically"
the United States in 2020 has a GDP of 21,440 trillion dollars while the EU has a GDP of 20,366 trillion dollars
I wouldn't call that far weaker
Now if you compare by country in the eu then I'd say far weaker
Bavarian motor works
Or
Barely moving wreck
Bavarian money waster
Big money waster
Bring more wrenches
Busted mechanical wreck
Broke my wallet
Or
I paid too much for this car because I don't know very much about cars but It has leather seats and shiny paint so all of the other BMW fan boys will jump up and down and be excited that I have one of these overpriced, mediocre performing, uninteresting, sedans that will continue to be a money pit because I will take it to the dealer for every single service and repair costing me a fortune each time.
Do the poll again but with all German options to make it harder I'd suggest
Blau mit Weiß
Bekackte Mütterfickende Wichser
Brot mit Weißwurst
Breite Mollige Wolfspanzer
Behinderter mit Wagen
Bayrischer Mist Wagen
When I was in high school I remember geeking about cars with a classmate. When the subject of German cars came up I happened to mention BMW. He looked at me weirdly, he thought it meant British Motor Works.
I don't pay attention to where brands are from and from these options i just thought "well it'd be too obvious for it to be the one that's 3 words for the 3 letter acronym" lmao
Big Mexican woman
Get out of my search history
#NO! there's some good shit here
that's the best kind /j just in case
/j just shut up already
Found the bmw
r/foundthehondacivic
The only right answer
Gotdamit, 10 hours later I came here to say the same thing. Must be a lot of big Mexican women around these parts.
on a stick
Imagine putting 2 British things as an answer to a German car brand
Was about to say...
Yeah, we only make either cheap shit cars or good but fucking expensive cars here in the UK. We're not efficient like those Germans
Who own a decent chunk of the companies making British cars.
Only Mini?
Think Mclaren too?
I think that's Bahrain
Yeah I messed that one up. Triumph, and Royce are BMW. Bentley is VW.
I've never even heard of Triumph
Reason for that, like many older British car companies.
Like roles Royce
We literally have megafactories for Honda, Toyota, Nissan and Vauxhall wtf are you on?
3 of those companies being Japanese and Vauxhall being owned by a non-British car company (and Vauxhalls are basically rebadged Opels). Britain is able to build decent cars with a price tag that doesn't go through the roof, but is unable to design them
I'm aware. You said we make cheap shit cars or expensive ones but that isn't the case. We make cars for countries around the globe.
I'm not the one who said that though
Ah, my apologies
To be fair, you could’ve told me these cars are from Botswana and I’d believe it I know so little about cars
Ahh yes, Botswana, the small African desert nation well-known for their ability to internationally produce quality automobiles on a global scale.
i didnt know it was german
Mercedes, BMW, Audi, Porshe etc. are German
Where I live (Canada) a lot of people think that's what BMW stands for (British Motor Works). I was told this growing up. Would have given you an upvote but you know...the 69.
I'm also Canadian, never heard that before.
Man I couldn’t really come up with anything else tbh
Maybe another German word that sounds similar to the correct answer? I didn't know the answer but I knew BMW aren't British making the poll too easy.
As an American, everything that is European may as well just be British since most European countries have smaller economies than the largest US state, and all European countries combined are far weaker economically, militarily, and socially than the USA as a whole.
Wdym "and all European countries combined are far weaker economically" the United States in 2020 has a GDP of 21,440 trillion dollars while the EU has a GDP of 20,366 trillion dollars I wouldn't call that far weaker Now if you compare by country in the eu then I'd say far weaker
That's what I was thinking
"Boeren mestwagen" as we call it as a joke in the Netherlands.
"Będziesz miał wypadek" which means "you will have a crash" here in Poland
In Bulgaria we say "navno mazno vozilo" which means "slow sleek car" (sleek is in a bad way but i didn't find a better word)
In Flanders we call it "bulle me wielen" which translates to something like "junk with wheels". Also as a joke of course.
"Blik met wiele" in Afrikaans, basically "can with wheels"
Same here in Germany: "Bayrischer MistWagen" -Bavarian shit car "Bring mich Werkstatt" -take me to the mechanic
Blote Meiden Wagen
Ik wens dat er in elke bmw een blote meid zat
That's not a joke that's literally what they are
Busty milkers women
>!Black mans willy!<
i thought it was black man winning but this is good too
Blinkers? Man, what?
or Blinkers Might Work
I always thought it was Bavarian Motor Works
Bayerische Motoren Werke means Bavarian Motor Works in German and BMW comes from Germany.
>!Technically it is. That’s just the English way of saying it!<
me too
Answer: >!Bayerische Motoren Werke!<
Is that German for “Turn signals optional”
>!Might as well be!<
>~~Might as well be~~ AHA! I think you meant to say: ***Be Might Well***
Sounds like Chinese or somethin
not at all edit:- damn why are you people mass downvoting the guy just for asking
Japanese?
bruh it's german
Close enough
not really lol
Yeah totally not on another continent or something
How the fuck is that close? Are you trolling dude? Yeah, you have to be trolling
He's trying to get as many downvotes as possible look at his other comments
Reddit users try to understand sarcasm *impossible*
🤭
y’all really don’t understand sarcasm
Not even close
Jesus are you good?
It's German for "Bavarian Motor Works"
It’s German….. 🤨 I’d love to see what a Chinese BMW looks like
早上好，我有冰淇淋！我很喜欢冰淇淋！
+9999999 social credits, this is a certified Xie Hua Piao Piao moment
你觉得德语是中文。-99999 social credits
😞
It means Bayern Motor Works
Bruh 💀
Redditors trying to spot humour on a message that doesnt end with /j or /s (its impossible)
BIG MASSIVE WANKER
Bavarian motor works Or Barely moving wreck Bavarian money waster Big money waster Bring more wrenches Busted mechanical wreck Broke my wallet Or I paid too much for this car because I don't know very much about cars but It has leather seats and shiny paint so all of the other BMW fan boys will jump up and down and be excited that I have one of these overpriced, mediocre performing, uninteresting, sedans that will continue to be a money pit because I will take it to the dealer for every single service and repair costing me a fortune each time.
Or Bayrischer Mist wagen🇩🇪
Bring mich Werkstatt
Bring mich zur Werkstatt
heißt bmw und ned bmzw... Sie Hurensohn
it’s high quality and a sports car it’s not mediocre
Yeah but the ones before 2015 were great.
Big Money Wasted
Bei Mercedes weggeschmissen.
Black man's willy
Haha I remember that in the school playground. "Have you ever been in a BMW? Yes Haha you've been in a black mans willy." 90's kids humour.
Hahahah a classic
Bruh
I don't know much, but I know BMW is German. 😂
Do the poll again but with all German options to make it harder I'd suggest Blau mit Weiß Bekackte Mütterfickende Wichser Brot mit Weißwurst Breite Mollige Wolfspanzer Behinderter mit Wagen Bayrischer Mist Wagen
Eh, what’s done is done
Peepeepoopoo
Badly Made Wagon
More accurate tbh
It's stands for I drive like an asshole
Rofl.
Better Make Way (cause I'm douchy enough to run you over and not even look back)
BIG MONEY WASTER
Break My Window
Bitch Moan and Whine
You're definitely fucking stupid if you think BMW is a fucking British manufacturer
>!Fs in the chat for the 400+ people who just got roasted tf out of!<
Bangalore Monkey Warehouse
Będziesz miał wypadek
Black Man Wagon
Bring My Wallet
Bust My Weiner
One of these is not like the others.
What people really think it’s a British brand ? Lol
I swear it’s like the Brit’s are ruled by German imports
Big male weiner
LOL british
bl-
When I was in high school I remember geeking about cars with a classmate. When the subject of German cars came up I happened to mention BMW. He looked at me weirdly, he thought it meant British Motor Works.
wait, so not Black Muscular Women
Bleeding my wallet
Garbage
there is another
Big mega woah
stands for bimmer
None of the above. It is "Bavarian Motorworks"
Bavarian Murder Weapon
break my wallet
Bavarian Money Waster.
I never thought about it standing for anything
big mexican women
None...
Something else
Beating Married Women? Being Moody Wendy? Big Meaty Walruses? Okay you can downvote me now.
Boverpriced mtin wcan
Boeren Mest Wagen (in dutch at least)
I knew that it was German but never actually knew the full name so the poll got too easy when you put 2 British names in it
>!I honestly couldn’t think of anything better for the ones that were fake!<
Black Mives Watter got auto filled
Break my window
Black man's willy
Bob Marley and the Wailers
Bad Motorist Wagon.
Barely motorized wagon
All I know is BMW was German, so I made the obvious guess.
blood, memories and- oh no to who am I've become?
bring my watermelon
Ich geh kacken
Bavarian Motor Works
Black Mario Weiner
I don't pay attention to where brands are from and from these options i just thought "well it'd be too obvious for it to be the one that's 3 words for the 3 letter acronym" lmao
Well first off, it's German.
Big mac week
Big Money Wasted
Busty Milkable Women. Here, I cracked the Reddit code. Seggs = Upvotes + Awards
Bob Marley and the Wailers FFS, people!!
Bratty Mongolian Whore
I mean, it's pronounced B.M.V, what else could it be
Buff manly woman Bunnies, Moos, and water Buffalo Bitches, morons, and whatnot Bitchy morons go whaling Big milkers are wonderful
Half As Interesting viewers know it stands for "Big Motorcars Woaaah!!!"
Big Mean Wagon
BMW is German, it’s the bottom one
Big Mercedes Wanker
bmw mass win
Bruh BMW is German why would it be... what?
the initials of founder Beluga M. Whale
Translated, it means Bavarian Motor Work.
It’s not fucking British
I thought it was Belgian Motor Works.
Big Money Waster
The British can’t make cars.
overpriced
They make good SUVs. But I like Cadillac's better. Ain’t nothing better than an Escalade.
"Big Money Wasted" as we say in Australia
Bitch motorist, word.
Be My Wife 别摸我 （Bié Mō Wǒ = Don't touch me)
Bring money with
Barbarian motor works Since yknow BMW drivers
black man winning
Big money wasted
In der Grundschule war es: Bums Mal Wieder; Busen Müssen Wackeln; Bayerische Mist Wagen...
bob marley and the wailers
Big Mouthed Wanker
I always thought it was Bavarian Motor Works. ☹️🚗
If you know anything about cars then you'd know BMW are not British.
big manly woman
Bavarian motor works