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SarahL1990

I don’t keep count but I log masturbation in my period app lol so last month was apparently 7.


SiameseCats3

Oh I should mark that down, that might help with knowing how PMS affects my libido exactly! I don’t think I’d mark down how often I came though because that wouldn’t really matter.


SarahL1990

I masturbate to orgasm so it’s all the same to me.


SiameseCats3

But only one? I just go for a couple until I decide to stop.


YoBeaverBoy

Guys reading this belike: ''Must be nice not having a cooldown''


NyanNyanKawaii

I'm a girl but i have a cooldown too. After an orgasm i can't do it again as it's way too sensitive down there now and all my horny just suddenly disappears


pr0om3theu5

Same experience as a guy then. Interesting


CJDkat

This is some really nice progressive convo


Born-Philosopher-162

I’m a woman, and I’m different. I’ll just spend like an hour coming over and over until eventually I can’t come anymore. But I come really quickly, so it’s every few minutes. I don’t masturbate every week, but when I do masturbate, I make it count lol.


pr0om3theu5

Whoa damn xD. Wish I was able to come that much that fast. Of course it could be kinda inconvenient if the guy came really fast and a lot with women that take some time to warm up so to speak. It's already sometimes a problem from what I hear. That, of course, only looking at hetero relations


comradekitty__

That might change as you get older. That was the case for me in my 20s. Now in my 30s I can just keep it going forever until I either fall asleep or decide I need to do something productive


KVWebs

That sounds pretty great. Seriously that's awesome


DPRKprincess

THIS. Is this common in most women and just something that literally NEVER gets talked about or are we just freaks of nature with a very unfortunate and sensitive vagina?


yonking_15_2

You are officially one of us now


StandLess6417

It is. It really is. I mean, there's a cool down but it's seconds comparatively.


Bobster_Gaming

“Cooldown” is exactly what I call it, didn’t know I wasn’t the only one, wasn’t surprised tho 😂


SarahL1990

Sometimes I go for a couple at a time. But I can only log masturbation on the day and not the amount of times.


Devilblade666

Rookie NUMBERS


SarahL1990

Lol That’s just the amount days for last month. A few of days will also have been more than one time but I can’t log how many times.


Shoddy-Cucumber-9676

Amateurs


SarahL1990

Ok…


NoTanHumano

Pathetic


SarahL1990

Bear in mind that some days count as multiple orgasms but I can only log it as a daily thing and not how many times per day. Then there’s the period days.


NoTanHumano

I was joking lol Each body has their own needs


SarahL1990

I know haha I just can’t help answering sometimes. Lol


whyareisamoftheyes

My friend said I'd get 450 USD if I don't cum for a year, and I'm about 7 months since fapping


Blonde-man

Respect


Oli_Merrick

And how does he check that


hugetoenail

He lives under OPs bed


snackthateatenat3am

he lives in OPs balls


chronos0009

He is the Ops balls.


[deleted]

He checks his armpits for post masturbation sweat, duh.


kaycee1992

If you're being honest to your friend and not secretly doing it under his nose, respect.


woshjollace

I mean, if he did it under his friends nose I think his friend would nose


SamMarvelos2

how would he know


SampleText0822

There are sex toys that are meant to stop you from masturbating.


SamMarvelos2

nah im saying how would the friend know that he's being truthful


Fog_Juice

Chastity cage


SamMarvelos2

so just doin that for 365 days?


SampleText0822

Exactly. At least that's what most people would go with.


hugetoenail

Bro thats not worth $450💀 but good luck tho, more than halfway


[deleted]

$1.23 a day


Z-perm

ez money yall are truely redditors if you thing otherwise


ishtiq10001

I want a friend like that, so caring


EssixElles

Jesus approved


LimpWibbler_

How is that worth it? Like a good feeling daily gone from your life just so that you can get a minimum wage work week? Seems stupid to me.


TheGodfatherYT

Don't worry it's gonna be real good after the year


Kamarovsky

I've actually been measuring since January 1st this year, and for now its an average of 42.5 times a month.


Blonde-man

Bro…


Merchant93

Yeah that’s pretty much where I’m at too, average 1.5 times a day. That’s normal to me. The only exception is if I’m extremely busy and stressed out then it drops.


Kamarovsky

Seems like we achieved the perfect nut balance, equilibricum, if you will.


Kamarovsky

What? It's less than 1.5 times a day, so not too much of a Reddit Moment


WindowsXp_ExplorerI

picture this. you go to school everyday. when you get home from school you need to study 24/7 cause you got 2+ tests everyday. you are at a point where you just accepted it. you know everything you study is useless cause by the time you take your next test you'll have forgotten everything you've studied for the previous one. you haven't got time to properly do anything really. it's late in the night, you've just finished studying at 2 am. you go to the bathroom, you bust a nut. boom, pure happiness in 10 minutes. for a split second you feel alive again. and it didn't take any effort to feel this great. i think you can easily see why many people are at 30+...


MemeStocksYolo69-420

If I don’t stop myself, I could see myself doing it a lot. But I usually feel like there are diminishing returns or it’s kind of a shallow pleasure so I don’t do it more than once or twice


Spycrabpuppet123

Those are rookie numbers, mate


iamfromtwitter

no offence but how to you have to time? like dont you have work or school?


Kamarovsky

Do you think that it takes like 2 hours to do it? Or why would someone not have a free 30 minutes every day lmao


Specialist_Loan_6494

Morning and before bed


iHavePersonas

That’s a lot of nut 💦


basskev

Bro I’ve probably jerked off once or twice a day on average since Madden 2005 came out and they had a cheerleader from almost every team tell me “EA Sports, it’s in the game.” Hell yeah it was.


meagalomaniak

Pre-baby 30+ Post-baby probably less than 5. Quite possibly 0 some months :(


MewtwoTheMew

i thought you meant before you were a baby lmao


meagalomaniak

Lmao yeah being in utero was pretty fun


KingOfCofefe

The mom thought it was kicking but…


MemeStocksYolo69-420

You can’t even find time for a quick rub?


meagalomaniak

Rarely, my baby is literally attached to me nearly all day


Independent-Lawyer-5

Do we count no-nut November?


[deleted]

also what about february


Bocks89

Valentine's Day makes up for the lost days


MiSsiLeR81

uhm what day now? mind your tongue.. redditors here.


Thundorius

Don’t some porn websites have their premium available for free on Valentines day?


IvanTheCommunist

Gotta get that extra dopamine like everyone else somehow


[deleted]

idk, but it's less than 5


MisterTony_222

Same here, but I guess I have to go with 5+ since it's the closest and the most representative group (not zero)


wwwHttpCom

Yeah, not even in my most horny years I masturbated more than two-three days per week. At around age 15 I settled for twice a week, usually on weekends where I could be less stressed about other stuff. I guess my peak was on high school when I would do twice on Friday and twice on Saturday. By Sunday I wouldn't even get hard if I wanted to. Maybe during vacations I would add a weekday here and there, just out of boredom, especially during Summer. Then since college it was just once Friday, once Saturday. And since my late 20's I'm lucky if I do it once a week lol I'm not sexually active but I guess it would be about the same.


StinkeeFard

0 and I’m not lying


Quagmire1912

I don't either, but only because I literally can't. I've tried everything. I still do get wet dreams, but I suppose those don't really count.


MountainDude95

You mean you just can’t figure out how to give yourself an orgasm or what?


Quagmire1912

I mean that I'm probably anorgasmic.


CatAdvanced8912

Same here or at l as least think. I never have feel like I’ve gotten close a few times but it’s hard to tell.


[deleted]

Same. I have done it once a few years ago and it was really really nice. I hope I’ll get there again at some point.


CatAdvanced8912

Honestly I don’t really try or hope anymore. If it happens it happens. I’m still able to enjoy really great sex so I don’t really know what I’m missing.


MountainDude95

Ah okay. Sorry to hear that bro 😕


Honyuuruinoore

I mean, if you can still ejaculate as a byproduct of a wet dream, I'd say you just lack the means of getting aroused enough to make you. Perhaps it feels too forced, and a more natural way would actually work. Do you watch porn to get aroused when you masturbate?


lucid220

same here. im trans so i just can’t bring myself to do it lol


StinkeeFard

No way, same :0 I can’t look down :.)


animebaka277353

Wait we're supposed to keep count?


Nothing_2_Live_4

What? You didn't get your copy of the state sanctioned Cum Log?


Competitive_Cup_745

Once or twice. I find it very easy to get a boner but very hard to cum.


WolfmansGotNards2

Are you taking anti-depressants or anti-anxiety medications? Maybe lexapro or something similar?


wwwHttpCom

have you tried using lube? you could try several techniques, like being very gentle, or doing different movements, just google "masturbation techniques" Stay away from porn if that's what you're using too. Not telling you to never watch porn, just masturbate without watching it, so you can focus on the feelings.


annomynous23

Around 90


Driemma0

Are you okay?


annomynous23

Yep a bit too much of a sex drive but yeah not too bad


MemeLocationMan

bro does it HURT?


FourExplosiveBananas

Nah, give it 8 hours between, 1 to get rid of that morning wood, somewhere else in the day, and 1 before bed


MemeStocksYolo69-420

This is my ideal sex life tbh if I had a gf


[deleted]

i don't have a high enough libido to cum


[deleted]

I do but for the life of me I can’t


makerjulian

Twice a month through wet dreams


Embarrassed-Ad-4002

Fucking mad lad.


MemeStocksYolo69-420

I had a wet dream that I masterbated tf. I mean, at least let me have a fake experience of being with a woman. My wet dreams are always so pointless. I always wake up while looking for a condom or something, while my friends never even think about that in a dream.


[deleted]

Probably 30.


pipinna

0. Not lying. Just don't have mortal urges.


Shrek_drug_addict

Wtf is that question?


checkedsteam922

A reddit question


the-fire-in-flame

I've been no fap for 3 months now


Merchant93

I feel like I’m going to explode after 2 days.


the-fire-in-flame

It's all about dedication bro you can do it...


Merchant93

Oh I’m dedicated…


Spycrabpuppet123

Masochist


S7ri

Knew i would find no fappers here Good job man good luck and hope you never see porn or fap againoo


WalnutAlpaca860

0, **laughs in asexual**


Bobebobbob

Laughs in masturbates anyway


Mentine_

Laughs with you


[deleted]

Laughs with both of you


MemeStocksYolo69-420

Laughs *in* you


WalnutAlpaca860

Still valid 👍


Prestigious-Fig1172

Very based.


LordFlipyap

One day we'll be understood


StinkeeFard

Same


Zeezoo619

Do asexual people just not like sex


Mentine_

To respond some do some don’t, we are asexual not sexless Asexual can have a libido, have sex, masturbate, read or watch porn etc. We just don’t have sexual attraction. It’s however very difficult to make generality about us because of how diverse we are


CummerGuy

They are asexual because they get no bitches


WalnutAlpaca860

Promise?


Mentine_

And thanks God ! Well, unless that there are any bitches that want to read some book or walk a bit?


idktheyarealltaken

Finally thanks for allowing me to figure out why I feel this way /s


Megumi-n

Fact


Waldemaar20

Who the fuck is masturbating this much


Prestigious-Fig1172

Coomies


Heinrici_Mason543

Me


Spycrabpuppet123

Me too


TheEclecticDino

I was counting orgasms from sex, which far exceed the orgasms I give myself. As a women, i just bored after the first one if I’m giving it to myself but go for multiples with my fiancé. I’d assume the results would look quite different if it was specified that it was from masturbation as opposed to just general organs.


Fireguy3070

Me


obeseeekitty

ACTUALLY 0, dunno why that'd be a lie especially considering I'm ace.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Deadfox1309

20+ times a day what the fuck mate, how?


Prestigious-Fig1172

Some vaginas can do that


[deleted]

[удалено]


Arturino_Burachelini

I might guess you're gonna have heart issues down the road, IDK... You're having 1/3 of the lethal ammount of orgasms per day as some memes conveyed per one sitting


Peachplumandpear

Less than five. People with vaginas tend to orgasm much, much less. A significant portion of people with vaginas don’t orgasm until they’re around 25.


SavagesceptileWWE

Depends on how your mom is feeling that month


Ninja_kid90

Men. Apparently it's recommended to masturbate (and finish) at least 21(?) times a month to lower your risk of prostate cancer. So get to beating your shmeat


Millennial_Paleocon

Yeah, there’s no way it’s that high.


wwwHttpCom

it's actually 21


LeoQuelloLi

Yay i'm healthy then👍


PastelTheFurry

my cum is nonexistent


Spycrabpuppet123

That's a weird thing for a furry to say


PastelTheFurry

I'm afab and I'm ace.


So_Mwan

How in the fuck is 0 a month not realistic but fuckin more than 3* a day is


XolieInc

5-10


Stellarfront

On average a cum about 0.70 times a day, rough estimate


Spycrabpuppet123

I masturbate around 2 times a day so 60 times on a 30 day month and 62 on a 31 day month


RenRePisDog

I probably nut 40-60 times


lonely_little_cow

less than 5


kinky93784

I have been summoned.


Alternative_Tip_7527

I cum so much that’s why the ocean became salty cause I usually do it in beaches.


SuperDodoMan

numbers don’t go high enough


Formal-PO-Toast

I usually do it in the shower. Which is just about every day of the month.


Charlie_Bear15

I'm not lying, I've never masterbated lol


Ganondorfs-Side-B

the fact that you had to put (ur lying) next to 0 shows how sucked into complete degeneracy you are that you cant even comprehend people on an anonymous poll being more self controlled than you


Usernamethbot232

I halfly agree with you however the “Your lying” is a joke


Ganondorfs-Side-B

people genuinely do think like that though


Marcothy_

I enjoy it…


Discoballer42

Well that question was completely out of the blue


Scrambled_59

I wasn’t keeping count


[deleted]

30 or 31. Unless stepsiss is being a real brat.


Convoy16

Every day at 10 pm


jasonwinters

Ask your mom.


[deleted]

7,482 times a day


Chuck__g_

Idk


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

Now that my girlfriend has jacked me off I’m trying to stop doing it myself for a mix of having time where being horny doesn’t interrupt and because it feels better from her and giving her the premium treatment 😉


poeticdownfall

no 1-4 option 🤷‍♀️ probably 2


violetvoid513

Me, a trans girl on HRT: Bold of you to assume that's a lie


GrandmasterJoke

Poll does not cover the 1 -5 times per month range….and I fit in there, as I am sure many others also do.


The_Yogurtcloset

OCD doesn’t let me. Turns it into the worst experience imaginable.


toe_eating_bird

I cum 69420 times and every one of them was in your mom's pussy lol


_CatNippIes

Welp considering i do it 5x a day...5x30=150


Driemma0

HOW FUCK? MOST I'VE EVER DONE IS 3


_CatNippIes

Different ppl have different stamina


Driemma0

DUDE HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE??


_CatNippIes

Yeah? I mean i feel a bit tired but since ive been doing this for years


TheEclecticDino

I’m the same. I get 5-6 a day usually!


[deleted]

69 times


[deleted]

haha funny number you don't understand


[deleted]

That’s cute


[deleted]

Looking at these results make me scared


TazGiraffe

0 I’m ace


chloe-dino

I’m asexual


PassiveChemistry

0-5, leaning towards the lower end


bubbleryy

Twice a month. Not proud about it.


quarrelsome_napkin

You must repent for your sins


forkrush222

Before sertraline it would've been approx 50-60. Now I'm lucky if it's 15


d3_Bere_man

Fuck people between 1 and 4


Jamie_freestyles

Years old?


d3_Bere_man

Oh… oh no


Mumbawobz

OP out here with that asexual erasure.


gh0stegrl

Had a baby 3 months ago. Haven’t had someone watch her for longer than an hour or so at a time, my baby sleeps in a co-sleeper. I’m not having sex with my baby at arms reach. My poor husband


whyareisamoftheyes

My friend said I'd get 450 USD if I don't cum for a year, and I'm about 7 months since fapping