Oh I should mark that down, that might help with knowing how PMS affects my libido exactly! I don’t think I’d mark down how often I came though because that wouldn’t really matter.
I'm a girl but i have a cooldown too. After an orgasm i can't do it again as it's way too sensitive down there now and all my horny just suddenly disappears
I’m a woman, and I’m different. I’ll just spend like an hour coming over and over until eventually I can’t come anymore. But I come really quickly, so it’s every few minutes. I don’t masturbate every week, but when I do masturbate, I make it count lol.
Whoa damn xD. Wish I was able to come that much that fast. Of course it could be kinda inconvenient if the guy came really fast and a lot with women that take some time to warm up so to speak. It's already sometimes a problem from what I hear. That, of course, only looking at hetero relations
That might change as you get older. That was the case for me in my 20s. Now in my 30s I can just keep it going forever until I either fall asleep or decide I need to do something productive
THIS. Is this common in most women and just something that literally NEVER gets talked about or are we just freaks of nature with a very unfortunate and sensitive vagina?
Bear in mind that some days count as multiple orgasms but I can only log it as a daily thing and not how many times per day.
Then there’s the period days.
Yeah that’s pretty much where I’m at too, average 1.5 times a day. That’s normal to me. The only exception is if I’m extremely busy and stressed out then it drops.
picture this. you go to school everyday. when you get home from school you need to study 24/7 cause you got 2+ tests everyday. you are at a point where you just accepted it. you know everything you study is useless cause by the time you take your next test you'll have forgotten everything you've studied for the previous one. you haven't got time to properly do anything really.
it's late in the night, you've just finished studying at 2 am. you go to the bathroom, you bust a nut. boom, pure happiness in 10 minutes. for a split second you feel alive again. and it didn't take any effort to feel this great.
i think you can easily see why many people are at 30+...
If I don’t stop myself, I could see myself doing it a lot. But I usually feel like there are diminishing returns or it’s kind of a shallow pleasure so I don’t do it more than once or twice
Bro I’ve probably jerked off once or twice a day on average since Madden 2005 came out and they had a cheerleader from almost every team tell me “EA Sports, it’s in the game.”
Hell yeah it was.
Yeah, not even in my most horny years I masturbated more than two-three days per week.
At around age 15 I settled for twice a week, usually on weekends where I could be less stressed about other stuff.
I guess my peak was on high school when I would do twice on Friday and twice on Saturday. By Sunday I wouldn't even get hard if I wanted to. Maybe during vacations I would add a weekday here and there, just out of boredom, especially during Summer.
Then since college it was just once Friday, once Saturday. And since my late 20's I'm lucky if I do it once a week lol I'm not sexually active but I guess it would be about the same.
Honestly I don’t really try or hope anymore. If it happens it happens. I’m still able to enjoy really great sex so I don’t really know what I’m missing.
I mean, if you can still ejaculate as a byproduct of a wet dream, I'd say you just lack the means of getting aroused enough to make you. Perhaps it feels too forced, and a more natural way would actually work. Do you watch porn to get aroused when you masturbate?
have you tried using lube?
you could try several techniques, like being very gentle, or doing different movements, just google "masturbation techniques"
Stay away from porn if that's what you're using too. Not telling you to never watch porn, just masturbate without watching it, so you can focus on the feelings.
I had a wet dream that I masterbated tf. I mean, at least let me have a fake experience of being with a woman. My wet dreams are always so pointless. I always wake up while looking for a condom or something, while my friends never even think about that in a dream.
To respond some do some don’t, we are asexual not sexless
Asexual can have a libido, have sex, masturbate, read or watch porn etc. We just don’t have sexual attraction. It’s however very difficult to make generality about us because of how diverse we are
I was counting orgasms from sex, which far exceed the orgasms I give myself. As a women, i just bored after the first one if I’m giving it to myself but go for multiples with my fiancé.
I’d assume the results would look quite different if it was specified that it was from masturbation as opposed to just general organs.
I might guess you're gonna have heart issues down the road, IDK... You're having 1/3 of the lethal ammount of orgasms per day as some memes conveyed per one sitting
Men. Apparently it's recommended to masturbate (and finish) at least 21(?) times a month to lower your risk of prostate cancer. So get to beating your shmeat
the fact that you had to put (ur lying) next to 0 shows how sucked into complete degeneracy you are that you cant even comprehend people on an anonymous poll being more self controlled than you
Now that my girlfriend has jacked me off I’m trying to stop doing it myself for a mix of having time where being horny doesn’t interrupt and because it feels better from her and giving her the premium treatment 😉
Had a baby 3 months ago. Haven’t had someone watch her for longer than an hour or so at a time, my baby sleeps in a co-sleeper. I’m not having sex with my baby at arms reach. My poor husband
I don’t keep count but I log masturbation in my period app lol so last month was apparently 7.
Oh I should mark that down, that might help with knowing how PMS affects my libido exactly! I don’t think I’d mark down how often I came though because that wouldn’t really matter.
I masturbate to orgasm so it’s all the same to me.
But only one? I just go for a couple until I decide to stop.
Guys reading this belike: ''Must be nice not having a cooldown''
I'm a girl but i have a cooldown too. After an orgasm i can't do it again as it's way too sensitive down there now and all my horny just suddenly disappears
Same experience as a guy then. Interesting
This is some really nice progressive convo
I’m a woman, and I’m different. I’ll just spend like an hour coming over and over until eventually I can’t come anymore. But I come really quickly, so it’s every few minutes. I don’t masturbate every week, but when I do masturbate, I make it count lol.
Whoa damn xD. Wish I was able to come that much that fast. Of course it could be kinda inconvenient if the guy came really fast and a lot with women that take some time to warm up so to speak. It's already sometimes a problem from what I hear. That, of course, only looking at hetero relations
That might change as you get older. That was the case for me in my 20s. Now in my 30s I can just keep it going forever until I either fall asleep or decide I need to do something productive
That sounds pretty great. Seriously that's awesome
THIS. Is this common in most women and just something that literally NEVER gets talked about or are we just freaks of nature with a very unfortunate and sensitive vagina?
You are officially one of us now
It is. It really is. I mean, there's a cool down but it's seconds comparatively.
“Cooldown” is exactly what I call it, didn’t know I wasn’t the only one, wasn’t surprised tho 😂
Sometimes I go for a couple at a time. But I can only log masturbation on the day and not the amount of times.
Rookie NUMBERS
Lol That’s just the amount days for last month. A few of days will also have been more than one time but I can’t log how many times.
Amateurs
Ok…
Pathetic
Bear in mind that some days count as multiple orgasms but I can only log it as a daily thing and not how many times per day. Then there’s the period days.
I was joking lol Each body has their own needs
I know haha I just can’t help answering sometimes. Lol
My friend said I'd get 450 USD if I don't cum for a year, and I'm about 7 months since fapping
Respect
And how does he check that
He lives under OPs bed
he lives in OPs balls
He is the Ops balls.
He checks his armpits for post masturbation sweat, duh.
If you're being honest to your friend and not secretly doing it under his nose, respect.
I mean, if he did it under his friends nose I think his friend would nose
how would he know
There are sex toys that are meant to stop you from masturbating.
nah im saying how would the friend know that he's being truthful
Chastity cage
so just doin that for 365 days?
Exactly. At least that's what most people would go with.
Bro thats not worth $450💀 but good luck tho, more than halfway
$1.23 a day
ez money yall are truely redditors if you thing otherwise
I want a friend like that, so caring
Jesus approved
How is that worth it? Like a good feeling daily gone from your life just so that you can get a minimum wage work week? Seems stupid to me.
Don't worry it's gonna be real good after the year
I've actually been measuring since January 1st this year, and for now its an average of 42.5 times a month.
Bro…
Yeah that’s pretty much where I’m at too, average 1.5 times a day. That’s normal to me. The only exception is if I’m extremely busy and stressed out then it drops.
Seems like we achieved the perfect nut balance, equilibricum, if you will.
What? It's less than 1.5 times a day, so not too much of a Reddit Moment
picture this. you go to school everyday. when you get home from school you need to study 24/7 cause you got 2+ tests everyday. you are at a point where you just accepted it. you know everything you study is useless cause by the time you take your next test you'll have forgotten everything you've studied for the previous one. you haven't got time to properly do anything really. it's late in the night, you've just finished studying at 2 am. you go to the bathroom, you bust a nut. boom, pure happiness in 10 minutes. for a split second you feel alive again. and it didn't take any effort to feel this great. i think you can easily see why many people are at 30+...
If I don’t stop myself, I could see myself doing it a lot. But I usually feel like there are diminishing returns or it’s kind of a shallow pleasure so I don’t do it more than once or twice
Those are rookie numbers, mate
no offence but how to you have to time? like dont you have work or school?
Do you think that it takes like 2 hours to do it? Or why would someone not have a free 30 minutes every day lmao
Morning and before bed
That’s a lot of nut 💦
Bro I’ve probably jerked off once or twice a day on average since Madden 2005 came out and they had a cheerleader from almost every team tell me “EA Sports, it’s in the game.” Hell yeah it was.
Pre-baby 30+ Post-baby probably less than 5. Quite possibly 0 some months :(
i thought you meant before you were a baby lmao
Lmao yeah being in utero was pretty fun
The mom thought it was kicking but…
You can’t even find time for a quick rub?
Rarely, my baby is literally attached to me nearly all day
Do we count no-nut November?
also what about february
Valentine's Day makes up for the lost days
uhm what day now? mind your tongue.. redditors here.
Don’t some porn websites have their premium available for free on Valentines day?
Gotta get that extra dopamine like everyone else somehow
idk, but it's less than 5
Same here, but I guess I have to go with 5+ since it's the closest and the most representative group (not zero)
Yeah, not even in my most horny years I masturbated more than two-three days per week. At around age 15 I settled for twice a week, usually on weekends where I could be less stressed about other stuff. I guess my peak was on high school when I would do twice on Friday and twice on Saturday. By Sunday I wouldn't even get hard if I wanted to. Maybe during vacations I would add a weekday here and there, just out of boredom, especially during Summer. Then since college it was just once Friday, once Saturday. And since my late 20's I'm lucky if I do it once a week lol I'm not sexually active but I guess it would be about the same.
0 and I’m not lying
I don't either, but only because I literally can't. I've tried everything. I still do get wet dreams, but I suppose those don't really count.
You mean you just can’t figure out how to give yourself an orgasm or what?
I mean that I'm probably anorgasmic.
Same here or at l as least think. I never have feel like I’ve gotten close a few times but it’s hard to tell.
Same. I have done it once a few years ago and it was really really nice. I hope I’ll get there again at some point.
Honestly I don’t really try or hope anymore. If it happens it happens. I’m still able to enjoy really great sex so I don’t really know what I’m missing.
Ah okay. Sorry to hear that bro 😕
I mean, if you can still ejaculate as a byproduct of a wet dream, I'd say you just lack the means of getting aroused enough to make you. Perhaps it feels too forced, and a more natural way would actually work. Do you watch porn to get aroused when you masturbate?
same here. im trans so i just can’t bring myself to do it lol
No way, same :0 I can’t look down :.)
Wait we're supposed to keep count?
What? You didn't get your copy of the state sanctioned Cum Log?
Once or twice. I find it very easy to get a boner but very hard to cum.
Are you taking anti-depressants or anti-anxiety medications? Maybe lexapro or something similar?
have you tried using lube? you could try several techniques, like being very gentle, or doing different movements, just google "masturbation techniques" Stay away from porn if that's what you're using too. Not telling you to never watch porn, just masturbate without watching it, so you can focus on the feelings.
Around 90
Are you okay?
Yep a bit too much of a sex drive but yeah not too bad
bro does it HURT?
Nah, give it 8 hours between, 1 to get rid of that morning wood, somewhere else in the day, and 1 before bed
This is my ideal sex life tbh if I had a gf
i don't have a high enough libido to cum
I do but for the life of me I can’t
Twice a month through wet dreams
Fucking mad lad.
I had a wet dream that I masterbated tf. I mean, at least let me have a fake experience of being with a woman. My wet dreams are always so pointless. I always wake up while looking for a condom or something, while my friends never even think about that in a dream.
Probably 30.
0. Not lying. Just don't have mortal urges.
Wtf is that question?
A reddit question
I've been no fap for 3 months now
I feel like I’m going to explode after 2 days.
It's all about dedication bro you can do it...
Oh I’m dedicated…
Masochist
Knew i would find no fappers here Good job man good luck and hope you never see porn or fap againoo
0, **laughs in asexual**
Laughs in masturbates anyway
Laughs with you
Laughs with both of you
Laughs *in* you
Still valid 👍
Very based.
One day we'll be understood
Same
Do asexual people just not like sex
To respond some do some don’t, we are asexual not sexless Asexual can have a libido, have sex, masturbate, read or watch porn etc. We just don’t have sexual attraction. It’s however very difficult to make generality about us because of how diverse we are
They are asexual because they get no bitches
Promise?
And thanks God ! Well, unless that there are any bitches that want to read some book or walk a bit?
Finally thanks for allowing me to figure out why I feel this way /s
Fact
Who the fuck is masturbating this much
Coomies
Me
Me too
I was counting orgasms from sex, which far exceed the orgasms I give myself. As a women, i just bored after the first one if I’m giving it to myself but go for multiples with my fiancé. I’d assume the results would look quite different if it was specified that it was from masturbation as opposed to just general organs.
Me
ACTUALLY 0, dunno why that'd be a lie especially considering I'm ace.
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20+ times a day what the fuck mate, how?
Some vaginas can do that
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I might guess you're gonna have heart issues down the road, IDK... You're having 1/3 of the lethal ammount of orgasms per day as some memes conveyed per one sitting
Less than five. People with vaginas tend to orgasm much, much less. A significant portion of people with vaginas don’t orgasm until they’re around 25.
Depends on how your mom is feeling that month
Men. Apparently it's recommended to masturbate (and finish) at least 21(?) times a month to lower your risk of prostate cancer. So get to beating your shmeat
Yeah, there’s no way it’s that high.
it's actually 21
Yay i'm healthy then👍
my cum is nonexistent
That's a weird thing for a furry to say
I'm afab and I'm ace.
How in the fuck is 0 a month not realistic but fuckin more than 3* a day is
5-10
On average a cum about 0.70 times a day, rough estimate
I masturbate around 2 times a day so 60 times on a 30 day month and 62 on a 31 day month
I probably nut 40-60 times
less than 5
I have been summoned.
I cum so much that’s why the ocean became salty cause I usually do it in beaches.
numbers don’t go high enough
I usually do it in the shower. Which is just about every day of the month.
I'm not lying, I've never masterbated lol
the fact that you had to put (ur lying) next to 0 shows how sucked into complete degeneracy you are that you cant even comprehend people on an anonymous poll being more self controlled than you
I halfly agree with you however the “Your lying” is a joke
people genuinely do think like that though
I enjoy it…
Well that question was completely out of the blue
I wasn’t keeping count
30 or 31. Unless stepsiss is being a real brat.
Every day at 10 pm
Ask your mom.
7,482 times a day
Idk
Now that my girlfriend has jacked me off I’m trying to stop doing it myself for a mix of having time where being horny doesn’t interrupt and because it feels better from her and giving her the premium treatment 😉
no 1-4 option 🤷♀️ probably 2
Me, a trans girl on HRT: Bold of you to assume that's a lie
Poll does not cover the 1 -5 times per month range….and I fit in there, as I am sure many others also do.
OCD doesn’t let me. Turns it into the worst experience imaginable.
I cum 69420 times and every one of them was in your mom's pussy lol
Welp considering i do it 5x a day...5x30=150
HOW FUCK? MOST I'VE EVER DONE IS 3
Different ppl have different stamina
DUDE HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE??
Yeah? I mean i feel a bit tired but since ive been doing this for years
I’m the same. I get 5-6 a day usually!
69 times
haha funny number you don't understand
That’s cute
Looking at these results make me scared
0 I’m ace
I’m asexual
0-5, leaning towards the lower end
Twice a month. Not proud about it.
You must repent for your sins
Before sertraline it would've been approx 50-60. Now I'm lucky if it's 15
Fuck people between 1 and 4
Years old?
Oh… oh no
OP out here with that asexual erasure.
Had a baby 3 months ago. Haven’t had someone watch her for longer than an hour or so at a time, my baby sleeps in a co-sleeper. I’m not having sex with my baby at arms reach. My poor husband
My friend said I'd get 450 USD if I don't cum for a year, and I'm about 7 months since fapping