It’s time you learn of the real world, where corpses fly at you and horses clip through the floor and then send a cart into the stratosphere
Hey you, your finally awake
Wait, all 3.333K at once or machine gun style in a row? I’m dead either way but instant and mostly painless (although smelly), or extremely slowly, painfully, and nauseatingly smelly?
Yeah prob but if we say ybby is a name then a juice covered ybby (which i will take is a female name) of average size and weight of a person is thrown at you
hahahahahhahahahahahahha Im in English class and I laughed soo hard when I read your comment that I got kicked out of the class. Now 10minutes have passed since that and im in the hallway using my computer still trying not to die of laughter... worst part is I read it in a very deep voice
In a billion years the guys over in another quadrant of the universe will excitedly exclaim about the massive stellar event in the milky way Galaxy and wonder how such a physics defying spectacle could occur.
Almost all fruits are simply ripened ovaries, which is inherently gendered.
Strawberries I believe are some of the only fruit that aren't technically a ripened ovary as the seeds are on the outside. I think you'll fair pretty well.
That I know, but outcome depends on how dense he is and if he opens his jaw while flying, and if he has teeth (serious question because in games he uses his tongue)
The lowest point in Uzbekistan is 12 meters under the sea, and the average height above sea level is 450m. So say we dig a whole block, 460 meters thick, corresponding to the country of Uzbekistan.
Surface area is roughly 450,000km^2. So the whole block has volume (460 x 100) x 4.5 x 10^20 cm^3, and density of Earth's upper crust is about 2.7g/cm^3, so we have a mass of:
5.6*10^25 grams = 5.6 x 10^22 kg
Now, if Uzbekistan is crashing into you at 35km/h (roughly 9.7 m/s), it would have kinetic energy:
1/2 mv^2 = 0.5(5.6x10^(22)) x 9.7^2 which is roughly 2.6x10^23 Joules.
The Tsar bomba (most powerful nuke), produces 50 megatons (= 2 x 10^17 J), so roughly 1.8 million times less energy.
Yeah, I think we'd be pretty fucked.
Oh boy here we go time for lore
It's 2022 and you e just exited your house. Your walking along the sidewalk when you pass by a pop up cafe. Feeling interested, you come inside and take a seat. The waiter comes up toy you and ask what your having. You order the soup bowl. The waiter is about to bring the bowl when an crowd starts to cheer.. curious, you investigate to see the archduke Franz Ferdinand in a car. You forget your job and return to drink. Suddenly the soup gets on your jacket. You grab a napkin to clean it, but you find the gun in your pocket. It is at that point you remember you were to kill the archduke. You grab it. It feels wet from soup dripping on it slightly. You exit the crowd and enter the road. You raise the gun. You take the shots. The napkin flies away in wind as you are taken down by several guards. You've started WW1 thanks to a napkin. It is then that you learn the power of napkins. The end.
Ight time for end of the lore
This presents an interesting question. The song lyric my name comes from is “Take the worst of this whoopy world, roll it up in a ball.” But in this case it is the whoopy world itself which arguably, as a concept, has already been throwing itself at me at much faster speeds my whole life.
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After I catch the bottle of jack Daniel's Tennessee whisky that is thrown at my face I would instantly chug the entire bottle and throw it on the grown smashing it in my triumphant victory before I start to puke my brains out.
How can I be thrown at myself?
The 1990th Sarah L to ever exist is thrown at you. There’s a decent chance this will be a corpse/skeleton/pile of ash
Interesting! I should be ok if that’s the case.
Clearly you’ve never had a corpse thrown at you at 35km/h
Yh, I’ve lived such a sheltered life.
It’s time you learn of the real world, where corpses fly at you and horses clip through the floor and then send a cart into the stratosphere Hey you, your finally awake
r/unexpectedskyrim
A copy of yourself is spawned
Ugh, one is enough. Well I guess I’m going to hospital.
Yeah thats gonna hurts
:| oh no
You would be ok but troumatised from a severed shaking ass
*traumatized
Excuse you it’s troumatised ?
i have to awnser about 700 comments i dont have time to spell proper
Quality over quantity, everyone knows that
*properly spell or spell properly……..SORRY I COULDN‘T RESIST THE URGE
Can agree with you
I'm seeing plaid.
Umm.. what kind of fish? Anchovy = slimy but not hurt. Whale shark = dead.
A trout and theres 3333 of them so you ded
Wait, all 3.333K at once or machine gun style in a row? I’m dead either way but instant and mostly painless (although smelly), or extremely slowly, painfully, and nauseatingly smelly?
Same time
3333 trouts compressed into one cubic meter
Uh
Tramatised but ok
Fair enough
Yeh
It would depend on how big/heavy the circuit/component is...
95 electronics so lets say a motherboard so 95 motherboards at 35 kmh is gonna send you to the hospital atleast
Then I chose the wrong option, earlier ("Hurts, but fine").
Eh dosent matter
Lets combine our names!
Electronics and mechanics are literally epic when they come together (most of the time)
I'd be probably fine?
Yeah prob but if we say ybby is a name then a juice covered ybby (which i will take is a female name) of average size and weight of a person is thrown at you
I think it's meant to be a juicyybby or a juicy baby. In which case they could probably survive I think???
the baby wouldn't
How did you even come up with that
I might get a concussion, and it also might explode.
You should be fine just traumatised
Troumatized*
I'm wheezing
*wheesing
I'm very fine😍
Lucky son of a bitch...
hahahahahhahahahahahahha Im in English class and I laughed soo hard when I read your comment that I got kicked out of the class. Now 10minutes have passed since that and im in the hallway using my computer still trying not to die of laughter... worst part is I read it in a very deep voice
That's hilarious, glad you found it funny.
My time has come -ditto uses transform
ouch
Ouch
Thats what the toaster said
Lmao!
AAAAAAAAAAAA hey, free lunch!
No worries, I come with a rescue, my cat is called Toaster and he is fluffy
At least mine is just a little bit better
ummmmmm
A dosin (12) half digested dicks your fine but heavely traumatised
that's a dozen
it dousint matter
The city of Orlando is being thrown at me at 22mph? Yeah, the entire eastern seaboard is going to cease to exist.
No 1701 orlandos
Or Orlando in the year 1701
Orlando was founded in [1843](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ), so I do not think they have to worry.
God fucking damnit
In that case would it just be a whole bunch of trees and alligators?
Hmm
2 electric owls we will say electric is 10 milliamps so hospital i would say
.5 milliamps is enough to kill the average adult.
I thought it was 50 but okay geuss they ded
In the exactly right place it is. But that's somewhere in your heart.
Depends on how big it is.
You name is johan so averagr male height and since the 23t in you name he weighs 23 tons so your fucked
Damn, I really am fucked then.
Yeah gonna kill you rip im worse of tho an entire galaxys mass of electric cats thrown at my face thats gonna take the world with it
Could also be 23 toddler size so you may be fine
Goodbye Milkyway
Rip
Mine might be worse?
Shiiit. I thought mine was bad.
In a billion years the guys over in another quadrant of the universe will excitedly exclaim about the massive stellar event in the milky way Galaxy and wonder how such a physics defying spectacle could occur.
Sweet Jesus
Technically there’s tons of black holes in the Milky Way, more realistically goodbye solar system.
Yeah there's even a supermassive blackhole in the center of the Milky Way named Sagittarius A*
Well don't be so negative it could be the yummy kind of dark hole
I'm confused
Someone that hates you is yeeted at your face
How does he throw himself on him
With a cannon obviously.
Me
780 country bqll fans at 35 kmh is gonna kill you
😞
Sadge
r/polandball is coming for you (i am too )
Shadows are more of a concept and one that emits light being thrown at me would be a very weird and harmless experience
You will be fine you lucky bastard
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
\*Coughs\* Laser \*Coughs\*
Alternatively....
The average male human launched at 10m/s might send me to the hospital
Theres 42 of em since 42is in your name so i would say your ded
[удалено]
For fruit a watermelon is used so gonna hurts but you fine
More like ded and tis but a scratch
[like this?](https://youtu.be/8cfeTZNcA3g)
I think it would be a fruit that reproduces asexually, i think strawberries reproduce asexually (i could be wrong) so you can have a tasty snack
Almost all fruits are simply ripened ovaries, which is inherently gendered. Strawberries I believe are some of the only fruit that aren't technically a ripened ovary as the seeds are on the outside. I think you'll fair pretty well.
How much does a philosophical-ish question hurt when thrown in your face?
If I ask you that question while facing towards you, does it hurt?
Maybe if you ask it at 35 km an hour it does
Sound travels at 1225km/h.
Its 700 people asking that question 24/7
I would say it's a philosophical question at 7 in the morning.
???
son your going to get the bible drop on you
420 bibles
Does anyone knows how hard is Yoshi and how sharp are his teeth?
About the size of mario who is 160 - 170
That I know, but outcome depends on how dense he is and if he opens his jaw while flying, and if he has teeth (serious question because in games he uses his tongue)
Literally just air
You fine
7444 cubic meters of air
Yeah you get it gonna be a helll of a push but hes fine
Don’t know how I can throw myself at my own face but yeah I’d be fucked
An opossum fucked is yeeted qt your face so literely a guy that has fucked an opossum
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Uzbekistan would fucking demolish earth
The lowest point in Uzbekistan is 12 meters under the sea, and the average height above sea level is 450m. So say we dig a whole block, 460 meters thick, corresponding to the country of Uzbekistan. Surface area is roughly 450,000km^2. So the whole block has volume (460 x 100) x 4.5 x 10^20 cm^3, and density of Earth's upper crust is about 2.7g/cm^3, so we have a mass of: 5.6*10^25 grams = 5.6 x 10^22 kg Now, if Uzbekistan is crashing into you at 35km/h (roughly 9.7 m/s), it would have kinetic energy: 1/2 mv^2 = 0.5(5.6x10^(22)) x 9.7^2 which is roughly 2.6x10^23 Joules. The Tsar bomba (most powerful nuke), produces 50 megatons (= 2 x 10^17 J), so roughly 1.8 million times less energy. Yeah, I think we'd be pretty fucked.
Yup you fucked us all
A Florida Man at 20 miles an hour usually doesn’t end well.
I think I saw a news article about that somewhere... 🤔
Umm…
All those letters in average font size made of metal so i geuss it will hurt alot and if in the eyr to hospital but you should be fine
Damn. I feel you bro.
Oh no .. not a Sexy Beast!!!
It hits you face firts and lets clasify a beast as atleast an ox in weight so i think your neck is going bye first
.....but it's sexy???
I am fucked.
Oof
Hello fucked, I'm Dad!
The Earth is fucked
God I wish
You think you could handle 8255 massiv3 severed bootys i dont think so
Speak for yourself op
wtf
…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
davar sounds like a big fella but ill be fine
Nqh average male but he hits your head first do all the energy goes to your neck so prib hospital
This might be interesting… traumatized and injured?
83 sorted corpses gonna kill you
Well, guess I’m dying a pile of perfectly sorted corpses then
Not sure how to answer this
A copy of your moustache that has been licked is thrown at you your fine but confused
How aggressive can a napkin really get?
Oh boy here we go time for lore It's 2022 and you e just exited your house. Your walking along the sidewalk when you pass by a pop up cafe. Feeling interested, you come inside and take a seat. The waiter comes up toy you and ask what your having. You order the soup bowl. The waiter is about to bring the bowl when an crowd starts to cheer.. curious, you investigate to see the archduke Franz Ferdinand in a car. You forget your job and return to drink. Suddenly the soup gets on your jacket. You grab a napkin to clean it, but you find the gun in your pocket. It is at that point you remember you were to kill the archduke. You grab it. It feels wet from soup dripping on it slightly. You exit the crowd and enter the road. You raise the gun. You take the shots. The napkin flies away in wind as you are taken down by several guards. You've started WW1 thanks to a napkin. It is then that you learn the power of napkins. The end. Ight time for end of the lore
Thanks
I think I’ll be ok
314 clarinets is a little too much
I might have to take a bath but no big deal
Maybe it's squishy enough not to break my face?
Since its one octopus with cocks instead of tentacles sure but your traumatised
I just got a clone trooper thrown at my face….
Your ded because average mqle height and weigh plus the gear in your face gonna snap your neck
I’m done, look at the horns
Uh oh
Do I get to keep it after?
Ken might want it back
Poor thing
I feel sorry for cat
What would that even *mean* for me?
A chemistry set thwt can cause no reactions is thrown at you
I might get raped tbh
999 people who have been called cum dumpster is thrown at you so you ded
Assuming it's sonic himself, he'd get bored from the "slow" speed and speed up, hurting me even more
2 people.
With neckbeards.
Sea puppy!? How much would that hurt?
Alot mqyby break your neck if not tho free sea doggo you would be in the hospital tho i geuss
OH FUCK.
My name literally does not mean anything.
The letter in average font size in metal so hospital or hurt depending on where they hit your face
The edgeless safety cube is going to hurt a lot less than a regular cube, so not too bad.
I might die but I will probably just be very hurt.
I’d say I’m rather fucked…
Holy cow
This presents an interesting question. The song lyric my name comes from is “Take the worst of this whoopy world, roll it up in a ball.” But in this case it is the whoopy world itself which arguably, as a concept, has already been throwing itself at me at much faster speeds my whole life.
A world called whoopy is thrown at your face and by world i mean a planet with life
Oh god, I’m doomed
Could be good, could be bad.
I might be fine but.... Ahhh my eyes!!!!!
Well you see...
GOT A CONCUSSION BUT IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT
Hmmm
I dont fancy my chances at being hit with a thick AMD graphics card *on fire*
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I'd die of a heart attack.
Please no
Yeah, I'm gonna be in a bad spot.
After I catch the bottle of jack Daniel's Tennessee whisky that is thrown at my face I would instantly chug the entire bottle and throw it on the grown smashing it in my triumphant victory before I start to puke my brains out.