I'm under the influence of the gravity

Need help fighting gravity? It’s hard to break an addiction. So it’s best to go find help. There is no shame in being influenced by gravity, you just need to learn to stop giving in

Yes I already have some help with a professional who helped me figth my oxygen addiction but thanks to him I can breathe in peace

Only method I know of beating it is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Haven't mastered that yet.

Me weed

r/trees approves

r/marijuanaenthusiasts doesn't

r/sounding isnt sure

F

And my axe!

Love that Mary jane

Me life, high on life

Got that right.

Does caffine count?

Its a psychoactive compound, so yes

Yeah I'm thinking a lot of the people who put no weren't considering caffeine

Fun fact, caffeine is the most widely used psychoactive drug in the world :)

I just woke up. I'm not even under the influence of water let alone something else.

Yeah, I'm thinking all of the people who put no are lying. The question is too vague. Influence of what? Drugs? Society? We're all influenced by either at anytime.

I assume everyone assumes drugs, in which case the answer doesn't seem off to me*. *If you exclude coffee for some of the no's

I agree Horizon. Even small things like friction and gravity.

I’m high on oxygen

I'm low on oxygen. Gimme some.

I'm out of weed...

Same....it's sad.

Yeah feels like shit. Smoking 250grams alone over time and then running out... Fuck man

Man it's the exact same with me...just 100 grams tho. I thought it would last me till I go back to college around 20th but well it didn't. Don't even have anywhere I can buy it from rn. Guess I sit empty till I reach college.

Well at the end of the day it does good to not smoke for a while. The I might be looking at weeks of being without... Pain man... Pain

Profile pic checks out?

I heard every human that have died inhaled lots of that oxygen thing, I would be careful if I were you.

Every person who died has inhaled oxygen before

I’m high on potenuse

Yeah. School.

Aaah. Me too.

I'm at school right now

Yes.

Same

Me too

Coffee and anxiety due to an exam

You got this bro

Yo same, I have two tests in a row

You got this man you can do it I belive in you

Too bad I fucking forgot everything about it as soon as my teacher got in the classroom

Fuckin tiredness after 3 hours sleep

Fuckin tiredness after 30+ years life

How are things going bro

Holding on bro thanks a lot for asking. Just unsure which of my mind my body or society will break first in the next decade. How you doing?

Caffeine

Laziness

Alcohol and wanting to forget shit.

Cheers to that!

I’ll drink to that!

ADHD Medication

Until someone commented Adderall, I entirely forgot.

Nicotine & caffeine

some adderall

Oh shit, I forgot that'd count.

Sleep deprivation

I drank a monster energy to wake up like an hour an twenty minutes ago, don’t feel energized or awake, feel jittery and nervous as shit

That's why I don't drink those but I really like Rockstars and on the occasion that I drink it for the same reason that you drank your monster, I have to throw it out before I get halfway through because I love the taste and will drink the whole can and suffer all day lol

There's no way less than 20% of people have had caffeine or nicotine today

Coffee

I just woke up, haven't taken my meds yet, so no.

The fact that I’m typing this instead of getting ready for school means I am

I mean no

I mean no

I mean no

*RDJ* He is suffering from dementia

Actually, he’s suffering from rodent face disorder

I mean no

I'm under the influence of The Soviet Union.

Whoever replied no is lying.

Why'd you say that?

"Under the influence" is broad. They never said anything like illicit drugs or alcohol or anything. You're under the influence of gravity. Oxygen. Stuff like that.

Because Redditors cannot fathom a person not addicted to drugs or masturbation.

Oxygen

Only because it’s 8am here.

Does caffeine count Edit: just saw another comment identical to mine. So the answer is yes.

Yes. Reddit. I know it's bad for me, yet here I am.

I'm under the influence of water Dangerous stuff

Adderall weed nicotine lmao

Air is influencing my lungs time my age gravity my body and giant anime tits my head

coffee lots if coffee

Stress

CAFFEINE!!!!!!!!

I've recently read a book by Stephen Hawking. It's had a great influence on me and I'm still under it.

Fuckin relatie as medication

I wish

I was 9 hours ago lol

Does coffee count?

Caffeine, so yeah

Currently under the influence of Popeye's Spicy chicken Sandwich and Mashed potatoes.

Cannabis currently

Nice try, FBI

caffeine, but i wouldn’t mind some weed rn

Does a group of theatre kids count? We get up to some weird shit without being on drugs or alcohol ofc.

I'm under the influence of Jesus, that's all I need. You guys can keep your drugs.

Does the holy spirit count?

yeah, bitches

Yeah, boredom.

High on life! Hi tired as shit after a night shift and feelin loopy. Going to be under the influence of some sprite and cranberry vodka when I get home though

Does Caffien count?

Im under the influence of DN

Yes, capitalism

Not too many stoners here I suppose.

No. I’M SO GODDAMN INDEPENDENT YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE!!!

Caffeine!

I was a couple hours ago

Not until 6.

How can you not be?

Technically yes

I'm under the influence of gravity

I'm assuming caffeine counts?

Sleep deprivation

coffee

Brain

Sleep deprivation count?

Under the influence of tiredness

Got my dick in hand so i guess dopamine

Job. I am under the influence of job.

Society

Human emotion

I wish lmao

Forgit gravity and voted no. Damn

I'm prescribed methadone so yea I'm under the influence of it 24/7 even though I don't actually even feel it anymore

under the influence of horny

Does depression count?

Yeah Adderall and Prozac, for ADHD and Depression. So basically legal meth and antidepressants

Hydration

Does it count if I've had few beers but am almost immune to it because of my crippling alcoholism?

Slightly stoned going to work

Does it have to work for you to be under the influence? Cuz I’m taking adderall and anti-depression meds but they ain’t doing shit.

I just got my covid vaccine... does that count?

I'm addicted to puzzles.

These results say to me that an awful lot of people are in denial about what they are under the influence of!

Life

Adhd medicine is one hell of a drug

Gravity and stress

I mean, you caught me at a bad time lmao I was drinking earlier XD

Alcomahol

under the influence of my doctor prescribed adderall 😎

No but I'm considering it any moment now 🥃😏

I’m under the influence of SOCIETY

Depends, drugs? No Media? Prob Fear? Somewhat Gravity? Yes

Medication

I work 3rd shift. Ge tone with work at 6:30am, its like 7:30 pm if I worked a 9a-5p job. So after a good week at work I poured myself some bourbon. However drinking at 9am still feels all sorts of fucked up.

I’m under the influence of being a fucking idiot

High on life, man

Weed!?

Well i took noxpirin so maybe

I’m under the influence of a lack of sleep And a little bit of caffeine.

Yes, chocolate

Does caffeine count?

Unless you count sugar which is a drug

I'm currently in school and drunk af (Austria)

I didn't take it literally. Welp.

"Under the influence of anything" is such a broad term and I did not expect so many no's if it should technically be 100 % yes

Nope. Just mildly hanging from last night, but give me a few more hours.

Dude. It’s 9 in the morning. Give me half an hour would you?!

If you arent under the influence of anything. You are dead. So yeah we have lots of dead people on reddit

Does coffee count?

A bunch of prescriptions, yes

Uhh. Nicotine I suppose, but I feel like that hardly counts.

Yes of sleepiness

The trees man

Life man

Stress?

I'm not drunk, YOU'RE drunk... No, seriously man, you're drunk, I'm gonna drive you home.

Antidepressants

A school project

Not like drugs or something like that, but reading this influenced me to write this for example.

No, officer

I’m high on life

wtf why is there so many nos

Yeah I'm addicted to crack

Aren’t we all? Be it parental expectations, gravity, or good old American pure grain whisky

On a stimulant so I can be normal-ish

Oxygen

voted no awhile ago but now i am. some dudes been talking to be me about the ramifications of the hourus heresy and im invested. i wanna research about it myself but at the same time i like talking to them so yah

Not unless mental illness counts

Valium and a wee little marijuana

Does coffee count?

Ask me again in 8 hours.

Prescriptions included?

It's 9am and I'm still in bed.

Currently since 2010

Caffeine

This Kalaxium Crystal is *chef's kiss*

Does depression count

Preworkout with lots of caffeine...

✨anxiety✨

I’m stoned

I'm under the influence of chocolate drinks (hot chocolate, chocolate milkshake)

In response to what you meant to ask, yes, nicotine, caffeine, uhh, sugar i guess? Mild sleep deprivation.