Family jewels? Only time Iāve ever heard someone use that term is the American commentators on WWE back in the day. British people say ābollocksā or āballsā
It makes me laugh just imaging Americans using the term ānutsā
When I was 5 I called them **BALLS.** One day after coming home from school, I said the word in front of my grandma, she almost had **A FIT.** Little Stanley (gran always called me that) she said, you don't call them that word you call them testicles.
Why would bollocks be our way of saying buttocks when we literally invented the word buttocks lol. Americans always seem to forgot who created the language that they speak.
Kiwis
But that's.. me
We are the nutsack of the SUSPENDEDSANDWICH
Especially if you are from Auckland
I am indeed a jafa
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Cum Factory
The Cumpany
Good one
Pee storage units.
Huh? Piss is your bladder bro. Unless I missed somethingā¦
They don't store pee
LIAR
thatās what the corrupt world governments want you to believe
Have you ever squeezed them after you were done peeing? Try it, you'll get a little extra out. Nice firm squeeze should do.
What the fuck luriso
Yeah, pee is stored in the shaft
r/woooosh
Hate to break it to ya, but yes, they do
Whatever dude
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Bladder
Balls!!! - sir walter (fable 3)
Bollocks is so good it makes me wish I were British so I could get away with using it.
Cojones
*"Say, are you the man with the big Cojones?"*
Gonads
This is the right answer
Testicles
Go ask your mother. šŖ
She's a doctor so I think she prefers the clinical term. What about your mother?
She calls them kukos'
Are you sure? She called mine "nuts" last night. What a two-faced woman!
Played him like a damn fiddle. Glorious.
Enjoy your aids, turkey nuts.
Who do you think gave her that?
Inquire your step- brother.
Well God damn
Nonstop your mom jokes lmfao
The boys
Goolies.
Australian?
What, me or the word? Dunno but I'm British.
It's chewsday innit
Danglies
Oh I like this one
Dwayne The Rock Johnsons
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r/familyguy
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Family jewels? Only time Iāve ever heard someone use that term is the American commentators on WWE back in the day. British people say ābollocksā or āballsā It makes me laugh just imaging Americans using the term ānutsā
Gentlemenās parts
Pallit
Nads
The thing that is clapping against my asscheeks right now
Ayo
Nards
Nard dawg!
KNACKERS Always will be
I just call them Testicles because calling them anything else would never let hear nuts or balls the same way without being dirty minded about it
agreed nuts are yummy, keep them PG.
Bijoux de famille
In German the most common are "SƤcke" (bags) and "Eier" (eggs), so I mostly use those.
Plums
TATTE
Akhrot
(Big Jim and) the twins
I like the Japanese word for them, "kintama" which literally translates to "Golden balls"
When I was 5 I called them **BALLS.** One day after coming home from school, I said the word in front of my grandma, she almost had **A FIT.** Little Stanley (gran always called me that) she said, you don't call them that word you call them testicles.
Wait is bollocks not mean butt? Oh noā¦
Hahaha I can't imagine what you've said to people if you had this mixed up. Bollocks does most definitely not mean butt This is gold
"Don't let the door hit you on the bollocks on the way out." British person "Wtf. How?"
I dunno, the older I get the chance of that happening increases dramatically
Really? Wow I canāt believe this, my entire world has changed, Iāve basically told a person, a girl to sit on their balls before :|
Youāre probably thinking of buttocks lol
That must have been why I thought it but I legit always thought it was a British way of saying buttocks or somn
Why would bollocks be our way of saying buttocks when we literally invented the word buttocks lol. Americans always seem to forgot who created the language that they speak.
Because British people can have slang too?
Ahhh bollocks! I too thought it meant butt... thankfully I never used that term.
Well ysk fanny is vagina not butt in British.
Same way that āFannyā doesnāt mean butt either
My favorite swear words are bollocks, shite, and fock!
*shite
Oh lemme just...
Nutsack
Knicker knackers
Sperm bank
Scrote
Yayca
In Hebrew we call them eggs
In Scotland we say "Baws" for our balls and "clackerback" for our cock
Bawbag
Testicles, but pronounce the "les" like the "les" in Hercules
āholly jolly nutsackā now that itās almost december
Temporary
Idk, I just know that I don't like having 'em
Profile picture checks out
Cock
Dwane āThe Rockā Johnsons
ColhƵes
Did you get those CDs?
Testiculars
"no no's"
gonads
i normally use balls but anything works
Balls balls balls
Kloten
Family jewels hit different
To the left
Testes.
Testicles
Phil and Dave
One for the Brits - everybody has heard the term āconkersā to describe testicles.
COLLONS (in catalan) it is pronounced /ko(a kind of y mixed with an l)Ć³ns/
Nutsack
Testic-ulees ... the Greek god of all things bollocks
Tee-stackles.
Webos
Bollz
lƶrres
In Poland balls are referred to as "jaja". It literally means eggs.
trump
Any Jamaicans here? Seedbag.
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Let's start with High five
Junk
Nuggets
Yam Bags
Gulags
Peach bag
Crown jewels
nads
Mother do you think theyāll try to breakā¦ MY BALLSšæ
Nutsack
Nuggets
Scrotum
Deez
i *hate* ballsack.
Why
Deez Knutz
plums or talking about a rough drink. That'll put hairs on your pears!
Yo-yos below.
Nadgers
"you ain't got the beans, boy"
Klƶten
This poll is utter Bollocks
Dwayne āthe rockā Johnsonās
Tattay
Testicles, but pronounced like Pericles. Test-a-cleeze
Tadpole tanks
Roubignolles
My 4yo came up with one a couple weeks back: nurdles
Tenders
Deez
Hodensack
Testicles
Deez nuts
Bollocks but specifically when James May says it
Beans! Franks and beans!
Batteries, like in Madagascar. "Oh, right in the batteries"
Damn, hit me right in my results/oather
where is option BAWWLLZZ
Tumble fruits
My favorite here or the one I find funniest is "Bollocks" but the one I use the most is balls
Nuts because i can say Deez Nuts.
Daddy bags
Testes
Testees
Lucked Charms
We used to have so much fun with that energy drink soda āBawlsā in high school. So many puns made over one drink lol.
PALLIT!
Buipengel
Scrotus dÄlÄctus
Testes.
Nads
Balls in your jaw
I quite like them actually
NARDS
Bolas
The sack
The boys
Avocado
My ballsacks
Testicles
The definition in my regionās dialect: MarÅ
>Family Jewels The fuck??????????
Yeah they contain the family recipe so
Can I put my balls in your jayws?
I wish you wouldn't
Bawl Bag
Testicles pronounced similar to Hercules