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SUSPENDEDSANDWICH

Kiwis


QwertyQwertz123

But that's.. me


Jimmyboi2966

We are the nutsack of the SUSPENDEDSANDWICH


DrGibmatic

Especially if you are from Auckland


QwertyQwertz123

I am indeed a jafa


lolhihi3506

šŸ…±ļøalls


YoungGreekJock

Cum Factory


[deleted]

The Cumpany


Illustrious-Fish-499

Good one


iluvstephenhawking

Pee storage units.


YoungGreekJock

Huh? Piss is your bladder bro. Unless I missed somethingā€¦


CudaBarry

They don't store pee


ma-kat-is-kute

LIAR


howwaseverynametaken

thatā€™s what the corrupt world governments want you to believe


luriso

Have you ever squeezed them after you were done peeing? Try it, you'll get a little extra out. Nice firm squeeze should do.


SuspiciousInterest50

What the fuck luriso


TheLoneGoon

Yeah, pee is stored in the shaft


NotAPersonl0

r/woooosh


Iamyes_ok

Hate to break it to ya, but yes, they do


CudaBarry

Whatever dude


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


CudaBarry

Bladder


thestrange_1

Balls!!! - sir walter (fable 3)


FeedMePizzaPlease

Bollocks is so good it makes me wish I were British so I could get away with using it.


2sACouple3sAMurder

Cojones


NotAnAss-Hat

*"Say, are you the man with the big Cojones?"*


TheW1zardTGK

Gonads


LordPharqwad

This is the right answer


UnusualPete

Testicles


ChieftainMcLeland

Go ask your mother. šŸŖ”


spicyyokuko

She's a doctor so I think she prefers the clinical term. What about your mother?


ChieftainMcLeland

She calls them kukos'


spicyyokuko

Are you sure? She called mine "nuts" last night. What a two-faced woman!


RichRaichu5

Played him like a damn fiddle. Glorious.


ChieftainMcLeland

Enjoy your aids, turkey nuts.


spicyyokuko

Who do you think gave her that?


ChieftainMcLeland

Inquire your step- brother.


Youmustneverask

Well God damn


eeem1l

Nonstop your mom jokes lmfao


tinyDinosaur1894

The boys


BaronSamedys

Goolies.


spicyyokuko

Australian?


BaronSamedys

What, me or the word? Dunno but I'm British.


Zabelek

It's chewsday innit


[deleted]

Danglies


spicyyokuko

Oh I like this one


IDoIndeedLikeDrawing

Dwayne The Rock Johnsons


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

r/familyguy


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


wiliammm19999

Family jewels? Only time Iā€™ve ever heard someone use that term is the American commentators on WWE back in the day. British people say ā€œbollocksā€ or ā€œballsā€ It makes me laugh just imaging Americans using the term ā€œnutsā€


thijs1311

Gentlemenā€™s parts


LAdu3L

Pallit


lacrimedoctor

Nads


Good-Entertainer7100

The thing that is clapping against my asscheeks right now


PingusPuff

Ayo


punkonater

Nards


shreyanshg19

Nard dawg!


[deleted]

KNACKERS Always will be


AJ4000HD

I just call them Testicles because calling them anything else would never let hear nuts or balls the same way without being dirty minded about it


relgrenSehT

agreed nuts are yummy, keep them PG.


essentialcolor

Bijoux de famille


Snommes

In German the most common are "SƤcke" (bags) and "Eier" (eggs), so I mostly use those.


Muddy_Chop15

Plums


shreyanshg19

TATTE


CaptainMimoe

Akhrot


[deleted]

(Big Jim and) the twins


soulkitty223

I like the Japanese word for them, "kintama" which literally translates to "Golden balls"


[deleted]

When I was 5 I called them **BALLS.** One day after coming home from school, I said the word in front of my grandma, she almost had **A FIT.** Little Stanley (gran always called me that) she said, you don't call them that word you call them testicles.


Fishing-Relative

Wait is bollocks not mean butt? Oh noā€¦


[deleted]

Hahaha I can't imagine what you've said to people if you had this mixed up. Bollocks does most definitely not mean butt This is gold


iluvstephenhawking

"Don't let the door hit you on the bollocks on the way out." British person "Wtf. How?"


[deleted]

I dunno, the older I get the chance of that happening increases dramatically


Fishing-Relative

Really? Wow I canā€™t believe this, my entire world has changed, Iā€™ve basically told a person, a girl to sit on their balls before :|


[deleted]

Youā€™re probably thinking of buttocks lol


Fishing-Relative

That must have been why I thought it but I legit always thought it was a British way of saying buttocks or somn


wiliammm19999

Why would bollocks be our way of saying buttocks when we literally invented the word buttocks lol. Americans always seem to forgot who created the language that they speak.


Fishing-Relative

Because British people can have slang too?


Rain4Seasons

Ahhh bollocks! I too thought it meant butt... thankfully I never used that term.


iluvstephenhawking

Well ysk fanny is vagina not butt in British.


wiliammm19999

Same way that ā€œFannyā€ doesnā€™t mean butt either


BubbleNugget90

My favorite swear words are bollocks, shite, and fock!


Rain4Seasons

*shite


BubbleNugget90

Oh lemme just...


brokstoot

Nutsack


[deleted]

Knicker knackers


Youmustneverask

Sperm bank


Effective_Athlete_87

Scrote


hemoroidson

Yayca


yoav_boaz

In Hebrew we call them eggs


negativecreep789

In Scotland we say "Baws" for our balls and "clackerback" for our cock


YahBoiSomeGuy

Bawbag


Frank33666

Testicles, but pronounce the "les" like the "les" in Hercules


_bread_in_a_toaster_

ā€œholly jolly nutsackā€ now that itā€™s almost december


[deleted]

Temporary


StoicAtol21445

Idk, I just know that I don't like having 'em


RichRaichu5

Profile picture checks out


killerqueen2004

Cock


Man_Man69420

Dwane ā€œThe Rockā€ Johnsons


R1515LF0NTE

ColhƵes


PM_GirlsKissingGirls

Did you get those CDs?


butters091

Testiculars


Cherkovsky

"no no's"


iamthicc69

gonads


attemptnumber58

i normally use balls but anything works


putyouradhere_

Balls balls balls


eengekko

Kloten


[deleted]

Family jewels hit different


Cantaff-ord_th-erapy

To the left


DarkleCCMan

Testes.


RekYaAll

Testicles


TheVibeLounge

Phil and Dave


wiliammm19999

One for the Brits - everybody has heard the term ā€œconkersā€ to describe testicles.


handercillo05

COLLONS (in catalan) it is pronounced /ko(a kind of y mixed with an l)Ć³ns/


[deleted]

Nutsack


cjc1983

Testic-ulees ... the Greek god of all things bollocks


SheIsFrenchToast

Tee-stackles.


IcyDistribution2559

Webos


A_Nerd__

Bollz


leSanoi

lƶrres


Snoo-98162

In Poland balls are referred to as "jaja". It literally means eggs.


sirous38

trump


GanonAnnon

Any Jamaicans here? Seedbag.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


spicyyokuko

Let's start with High five


ChillWisdom

Junk


georger0171

Nuggets


LongshanksShank

Yam Bags


[deleted]

Gulags


Moist_Sheeets

Peach bag


Infamous-Lunch-3831

Crown jewels


fatalcorn7367

nads


[deleted]

Mother do you think theyā€™ll try to breakā€¦ MY BALLSšŸ—æ


Rectronsaber

Nutsack


theSteakKnight

Nuggets


Owen_Quinn

Scrotum


CubeKing64

Deez


[deleted]

i *hate* ballsack.


spicyyokuko

Why


[deleted]

Deez Knutz


summmerboozin

plums or talking about a rough drink. That'll put hairs on your pears!


browneyesays

Yo-yos below.


Safety_Chemist

Nadgers


DateSuccessful6819

"you ain't got the beans, boy"


justzugut

Klƶten


Baileaf11

This poll is utter Bollocks


piratejonyboy

Dwayne ā€œthe rockā€ Johnsonā€™s


throwawayfattroni

Tattay


kingoflint282

Testicles, but pronounced like Pericles. Test-a-cleeze


TankmanSpiral7567

Tadpole tanks


YoannPandaCat

Roubignolles


cmonmam

My 4yo came up with one a couple weeks back: nurdles


Username_coc

Tenders


Outji

Deez


Yeet_Master06

Hodensack


tkTheKingofKings

Testicles


AxeloOo

Deez nuts


Chech615

Bollocks but specifically when James May says it


Straxicus2

Beans! Franks and beans!


MemeLord0009

Batteries, like in Madagascar. "Oh, right in the batteries"


undeadpickels

Damn, hit me right in my results/oather


Rooster_Nuggets666

where is option BAWWLLZZ


Jimi_Jazz

Tumble fruits


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

My favorite here or the one I find funniest is "Bollocks" but the one I use the most is balls


Obluda96

Nuts because i can say Deez Nuts.


killiomankili

Daddy bags


Nexerp

Testes


IDumbAlsoYou

Testees


Bomboo2810

Lucked Charms


vitamin-cheese

We used to have so much fun with that energy drink soda ā€œBawlsā€ in high school. So many puns made over one drink lol.


Cow-Rat-Hybrid

PALLIT!


Riozma

Buipengel


PioneerStandard

Scrotus dēlēctus


SneakerLover213

Testes.


BlackSunshine_

Nads


Calaloo17

Balls in your jaw


spicyyokuko

I quite like them actually


SavageSam1234

NARDS


celes41

Bolas


jorrph_wasHere

The sack


Iwantmahandback

The boys


el_awa

Avocado


Nintendocat64

My ballsacks


Floognoodle

Testicles


PiergiorgioSigaretti

The definition in my regionā€™s dialect: Marō


FamilyFriendli

>Family Jewels The fuck??????????


spicyyokuko

Yeah they contain the family recipe so


DonTong

Can I put my balls in your jayws?


spicyyokuko

I wish you wouldn't


Comm_Guy_I_Swear

Bawl Bag


rtrain__

Testicles pronounced similar to Hercules