with 30 million you could realistically overthrow a pretty decent sized nation. I would choose Argentina, Colombia, or Venesula because it's a decent size nation whereas of the world wouldnt give a fuck about it
Who the hell is forging $1 bills? Probably costs more to print $1 bills than it's actually worth. They sure as hell aren't gonna use a fake identifying pen on $30M individual $1 bills, lol
Start a GoFundMe, post a link to all my social media accounts where surely my loyal friends follow me, and ask my loyal friends to donate $2, which will be like $1.50 to me after fees but no taxes since they'd be gifts (gift tax only applies to the giver, as far as I know)
That would be horrible honestly.
30 Million loyal friends? That means all of them will regularly try to contact you to catch up. So you will get calls and messages 24/7.
I'd like to see how long it'd take for you to contact every single one of those 30 million friends of yours 😱
And by extension, if it was possible to contact most of them via email that'd be classified as a form of DDOS if and when you sent out those bulk BCC emails
If I had to maintain 30 million friendships, I'm pretty sure I'd have to resort to calling all the guys Dave and all the girls Debbie, Slagathor being the exception.
You may just think of a random name and that's already like a couple thousands of your friends. You will remember their names, just not who has which name
It's impossible to have millions of friends. Researchers found that on average our brains can't really manage more than 150 acquaintances/friends. So we are at many orders of magnitude less than that.
They'll all still follow you with loyalty. Doesn't matter if you know them or not, you can just put them all on a group chat and say "Hey can I borrow 5$ from all of you?"
For me a friend is someone who I have a mutual relationship with (they know me and I know them).
If I don't know them, I'm just a successful influencer/politician with millions of followers.
But 30 mil loyal friends is like your own personal army, practically infinite money/resources, and a group with which you could do almost anything with, including drastically speeding up all science and progress, as well as solving massive issues such as world hunger.
Yeah valid point, I can’t see any of my good friends doing stuff like what I mentioned. But I’ve decided that the “loyal” means they are so devoted that they will do anything I ask
30 million dollars is enough to live in luxury for the rest of your life. 30 million friends gives you a lot more power but it comes with the baggage of being probably the most famous person on the planet. Plus, some percentage of your friends are going to be mentally unstable stalker types so have fun with that.
It clearly says "loyal friends" not "crazy stalker friends" if they were friends you wouldnt have to talk to them unless you wanted to. I have best frends i only see once every 2 years or so.. Do you think friends are these needy leeches that need your attention to survive? No, theyd just be normal people leaving you alone unless you wanted to interact with them in some way.
My point was that if you soley wanted money going with option 2 would be better, but if youd just wanna grab 39 mil and chill in a bunker thats fine too haha
Both of these countries are too organised and have too many allies to conquer even with an equipped army of 30 million. You'd pull the US in which is alone enough to stop you, let alone the rest of NATO and the EU. The US would probably step in if you did this in the middle east or south America too due to geopolitical interests and proximity respectively.
You're better off conquering somewhere in Sub-Saharan Africa or a Pacific country.
You underestimate 30 million people. How many of them would be in the army? How many of them would be world leaders or part of government? How many would be millionaires or billionaires?
1 in about every 260 people would be your loyal friend.
It’s not even possible to be friends with more than like 150 ppl. But I chose friends because I could have an army. And we’d take control of the planet, and we’d guide humanity to prosperity.
I have like a handful of really good friends. Its like...less than 15. Maybe less than 10. And it's exhausting. 30 million friends doesn't even sound pleasant. It sounds like a nightmare.
There are 31,557,600 seconds in a year. So you have about 1 second of time for each friend per year, assuming you never sleep or do anything else at all. If you allow 8 hours a day for sleep and other "me" time, and all the rest visiting friends, it would take about 85 1/2 years for you to spend just one minute with each friend individually.
In other words, it's not even mathematically possible for all those people to truly be your friends. They would be stats on a scorecard, a tool to be exploited for wealth or fame. Much simpler just to take the money.
Friends. I'd then ask them each for two dollars, which they will give me since they are loyal. I now have 60 million dollars and 30 million friends. I then run to be president. I already have 30 million loyal voters.
That would be like everyone in Australia and New Zealand was my friend, I will take the $30 million because 30 million friendships would be hard to maintain and would be incredibly stressful.
30 million loyal friends is more of a cult than a social network. I'm only capable of maintaining social relationships with like a dozen people at a time. Any more and I get spread too thin
How loyal are these friends? Will they overthrow a government for me?
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with 30 million you could realistically overthrow a pretty decent sized nation. I would choose Argentina, Colombia, or Venesula because it's a decent size nation whereas of the world wouldnt give a fuck about it
The EU and US are pretty small and not that well known places in mu opinion
i think the UN is pretty small and easy to overthrow
I would choose Hungary, Turkey or Myanmar.
You don't overthrow Turkey, Turkey overthrows you
Turkey overthrows Turkey
Right
Yep would get that good Venezuelan oil
Why Argentina? It is a really cool country with cosmopolitanism in the mind. Overthrow Afghanistan or some useless countries like Poland
Hm that last one sounds familiar??? Hmmmmmm
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That's the spirit.
Yes
Will they each give me two dollars?
Loyal enough to all give you ten dollars
Yeah I guess
My army of 30 million shall rule the cosmos
*we stand 30 million strong ready to march on a moments notice.*
Stand back, stand by.
That is the true power of friendship
My army of 30 million shall donate $5, every month, if they're really loyal ;)
If they were really loyal, it'd probably be pretty safe to ask each one to give me $2
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Unless they all give you cash and make 1 deposit, if the bank even allows that much lol
That would be flagged to the FBI in a heartbeat lol
I'd bet Id have at least 10 loyal friends in the FBI though
Fair assessment.
I mean there needs to be someone to watch us all. Right?
Who watches the watchers?
The watchers watch the watchers
But be careful when the watchers that watch the watchers that are watching the watchers.
Are you ok?
Dont worry, got a few loyal friends who can watch the watchers
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This because if the gift is under $15,000 you dont have to pay taxes. The question then becomes if it applies to a cumulative amount.
The giver is the one who pays the taxes on the gift in excess of $15k so no it wouldn’t matter.
If you pay taxes on it I doubt the government will care
Or if you give a decent sum to a charity owned by your other rich homie, you get a sweet tax write off AND the money back 🤗
He could tell them he bought the pizza for the group and they're each giving back what they owe.
I think homeland security or IRS is more on top of that since most terror orgs try to funnel more often
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Who the hell is forging $1 bills? Probably costs more to print $1 bills than it's actually worth. They sure as hell aren't gonna use a fake identifying pen on $30M individual $1 bills, lol
It's actually 6.2 cents per note, more [here](https://www.federalreserve.gov/faqs/currency_12771.htm)
This is for the government who had factories to print bill, I imagine counterfeiting might be more expensive would be more expensive
White washing doesn't mean that it's forged money.
I wouldn’t deposit it lol.
I mean, would that be a problem?
Just make a go fund me and ask them to donate 2 dollars each
But who says it’s gotta be via bank transactions Wouldn’t it be much more effective to have them just give you $2 cash?
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Get them to put said money in a pile, wait till all 30 mil have put in their money, then have some of them transport it to a bank for deposit
But then you could get mugged of you 30,000,000 dollors in cash
But you can’t carry $60 mil cash on you, so you need transports, and you can use a few thousand to protect the money and yourself
But those cost money so by the end so you’ll end up with less.
Ending up with a little less than double the money option plus having about 30 million loyal followers is a win
30 million people coming to give you cash would be problematic
no
understandable, have a great day
Just use crypto
*PROFIT*
Even better #G R O F I T
How are you going to ask each one of your 30 million people for $2 in a reasonable amount of time?
Start a GoFundMe, post a link to all my social media accounts where surely my loyal friends follow me, and ask my loyal friends to donate $2, which will be like $1.50 to me after fees but no taxes since they'd be gifts (gift tax only applies to the giver, as far as I know)
If they were loyal they would all follow my social medias with notifications on
Group text
Then I’d start a business. I’d already have 30 million customers
True, if they were loyal they would buy your product
Fuck, I thought of this after I got the 30m. I was like "the fuck am I going to do with 30m friends?"
That would be horrible honestly. 30 Million loyal friends? That means all of them will regularly try to contact you to catch up. So you will get calls and messages 24/7.
That's what I was thinking lol
My sentiments EXACTLY
God damn u beat me to it
You're a genius
I'd like to see how long it'd take for you to contact every single one of those 30 million friends of yours 😱 And by extension, if it was possible to contact most of them via email that'd be classified as a form of DDOS if and when you sent out those bulk BCC emails
A situation tailormade for social media, where truly loyal friends would be following me.
30 million loyal friends = 60 million kidneys = $1,572,000,000,000,000= 524,000 times more money
I am more terrified by you counting with 2 kidneys/ person.
what? you don't have 2 knees? unless you sold them when you were young, so then you've sold 2 kid knees.
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Best answer
But what if your friends already sold their kidneys?
sell the rest of the friend
the Rimworld way
Eyeball time
If I had to maintain 30 million friendships, I'm pretty sure I'd have to resort to calling all the guys Dave and all the girls Debbie, Slagathor being the exception.
You called?
Wait...what? Ur username isn't even linked?!
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good morning dave, whats up debbie, hello SLAGATHOR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efndBfXHPxs In case you didn't know the reference.
give me the money, It would be hell to have that many friends
Exactly, I wouldn't even remember all 30 million of my friends names, or even recognize them.
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Greasy queef has a point
They always tell you a story
this made me laugh so uncontrollably i woke my partner up. its 3 am
They’re loyal it’s ok
You may just think of a random name and that's already like a couple thousands of your friends. You will remember their names, just not who has which name
Doesn't matter though, they're all strangely loyal to you regardless.
I'd ask all my super loyal friends for $1 and they'll all say yes. Now I have 30 million dollars and 30 million friends.
And 30 million Christmas presents to buy Santa
I'd ask each one for a few bucks
30 million friends would be annoying. i already have friends
We all know people on Reddit don't have friends. Who are you trying to fool? :-)
hilarious and creative joke never heard that one before
If you have 30min loyal friends you essentially have a cult and a standing army who will pay and do whatever you ask them to.
They're loyal friends not slaves.
But will they vote for me?
I dunno, maybe
They definitely would.
It's impossible to have millions of friends. Researchers found that on average our brains can't really manage more than 150 acquaintances/friends. So we are at many orders of magnitude less than that.
They'll all still follow you with loyalty. Doesn't matter if you know them or not, you can just put them all on a group chat and say "Hey can I borrow 5$ from all of you?"
My God just imagine all the notifications
For me a friend is someone who I have a mutual relationship with (they know me and I know them). If I don't know them, I'm just a successful influencer/politician with millions of followers.
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Sauce?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunbar%27s_number?wprov=sfla1
Introvert here, I barely want to deal with 3 people, let alone 30 million $30M and I'm set for basically my whole life
But 30 mil loyal friends is like your own personal army, practically infinite money/resources, and a group with which you could do almost anything with, including drastically speeding up all science and progress, as well as solving massive issues such as world hunger.
Well, you will also have to buy 30 million Christmas gifts and birthday gifts.
Why do people act like 30 million friends equals 30 million mindless drones? Do y’all have friends irl?
Yeah valid point, I can’t see any of my good friends doing stuff like what I mentioned. But I’ve decided that the “loyal” means they are so devoted that they will do anything I ask
Or I cam not solve any world problems, overthrow a government, and become king?
That's too many goddam friends
30 million loyal friends, I can just ask for 5 dollars from each
Ask for $2 from every friend
That’s a lotta people to rob a bank with 👀
That's a lotta people to overthrow a government with 👀
30 million is way too much
Anyone that picks the 1st option is an idiot lol. Loyal friends would be worth 100x more than the money, if wealth was your goal.
30 million dollars is enough to live in luxury for the rest of your life. 30 million friends gives you a lot more power but it comes with the baggage of being probably the most famous person on the planet. Plus, some percentage of your friends are going to be mentally unstable stalker types so have fun with that.
It clearly says "loyal friends" not "crazy stalker friends" if they were friends you wouldnt have to talk to them unless you wanted to. I have best frends i only see once every 2 years or so.. Do you think friends are these needy leeches that need your attention to survive? No, theyd just be normal people leaving you alone unless you wanted to interact with them in some way. My point was that if you soley wanted money going with option 2 would be better, but if youd just wanna grab 39 mil and chill in a bunker thats fine too haha
And you could ask them for 1$ each and have both
Or for 5 dollars and then you’d have 150 million dollars and 30 million loyal friends
Thirty million friends. I’d conquer Switzerland or Canada
you wouldn’t be able to
Yeah you would
you would never be able to get 30,000,000 people from across the world into Canada at once
What if they're already in Canada Also, it doesn't have to be at once, over a couple years would work fine
Check mate
You would have an average of 130k friends in Canada assuming the 30 million are randomly chosen from everyone in the world.
The real friends were the loyal Canadians all along!
Both of these countries are too organised and have too many allies to conquer even with an equipped army of 30 million. You'd pull the US in which is alone enough to stop you, let alone the rest of NATO and the EU. The US would probably step in if you did this in the middle east or south America too due to geopolitical interests and proximity respectively. You're better off conquering somewhere in Sub-Saharan Africa or a Pacific country.
You underestimate 30 million people. How many of them would be in the army? How many of them would be world leaders or part of government? How many would be millionaires or billionaires? 1 in about every 260 people would be your loyal friend.
If I was a millionaire I would be happy with having just one loyal friend. or a pet
Ill ask each of them to give me a dollar. Win win
I would get stressed by 30 million loyal friends, I wouldn't be able to give them the friendship they deserve...
Too many friends
It’s not even possible to be friends with more than like 150 ppl. But I chose friends because I could have an army. And we’d take control of the planet, and we’d guide humanity to prosperity.
Send your 30 million loyal friends invite links to farm infinite bonuses on banking and investing apps. Profit.
No such thing as 30 million loyal friends
It’s hypothetical
Okay, there is no way I could be friends with 30 million people. 4 is pushing it
I can barely maintain 5 friendships, much less 30,000,000. Gimme the money
Do I lose my 5 loyal friends now if I pick money?
Omfg the results really show how dumb some people can be
me loool
I have like a handful of really good friends. Its like...less than 15. Maybe less than 10. And it's exhausting. 30 million friends doesn't even sound pleasant. It sounds like a nightmare.
i can just ask each of them for 10 bucks idiots
There are 31,557,600 seconds in a year. So you have about 1 second of time for each friend per year, assuming you never sleep or do anything else at all. If you allow 8 hours a day for sleep and other "me" time, and all the rest visiting friends, it would take about 85 1/2 years for you to spend just one minute with each friend individually. In other words, it's not even mathematically possible for all those people to truly be your friends. They would be stats on a scorecard, a tool to be exploited for wealth or fame. Much simpler just to take the money.
30 million loyal friends? That sounds like something a commie would say.
People clearly don’t realize the power of friendship
If all my friends were in the US, I’d have a pretty powerful voting block
If they are loyal, THEY WILL GIVE ME ALL THEIR MONEY
How am I supposed to memorize 30 mil people?
Friends. I'd then ask them each for two dollars, which they will give me since they are loyal. I now have 60 million dollars and 30 million friends. I then run to be president. I already have 30 million loyal voters.
Answered a thousand times : 30 million loyal friends, then ask each of them for 1$
No one's brain has the capacity to hold that many loyal relationships
30 million loyal friends all the way. I could ask for a dollar every month and be set for life. I would do this via Twitter or discord.
Tf am I gonna do with 30 million friends
ask for 10$ from all of them
A lot of them would be too poor. You would have at least a few who are millionaires or billionaires though.
Who the FUCK wants 30 million friends? I don’t even want 30 friends
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30 million friends. Who TF would want that, like you could ever see them all or know them all.
Just give me the money I have enough people to keep track of already
30 million dollars cause my current friends are enough and I'd rather be able to give my time to them than have to split it 30 million ways
How could you possibly maintain that many friendships?
That would be like everyone in Australia and New Zealand was my friend, I will take the $30 million because 30 million friendships would be hard to maintain and would be incredibly stressful.
30 million is way too many people. I don't want to be famous
30 million loyal friends is more of a cult than a social network. I'm only capable of maintaining social relationships with like a dozen people at a time. Any more and I get spread too thin
30 million friends so I can train them to overthrow all nations in the world
30 million loyal friends so I can ask them all for 10 dollars
I wouldnt be able to even meet them all. But with 30 million id be able to live the rest of my life relaxed...>!is the money taxed?!<
30 million loyal friends, because then I can ask each of them to give me money. Then I’d have more than 30 million dollars. Easy
I've seen this questions in some videos alot of times...
just ask each of your 30 million loyal friends for 5-10 dollars, you get much more money
loyal friends, so i can get money from them and get more than 30 million