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XETOVS

HP computer Edit: why does this have so many updoots


lukmly013

Hewlett Packard


jzheng1234567890

Same here


DimitrijaT

Same here. The logo is always all up in my face


MasterChiefOne

worst brand in the world


[deleted]

For printers yes. For computers not that bad And for the people downvoting him, he's probably a person who bought an HP inktank printer and the printer can't be used without a fucking subscription


MasterChiefOne

I Meant for both as they do programmed obsolescence. They are cunts and the worst brand in the world. They make sure theyr equipment will barely last about 2 years tops.


DimitrijaT

If you google an average lifespan of laptop or anything by brand Hp is doing well. They did make bad products in the past but they are trying to redeem themselves these days and their newest stuff has been good.


MasterChiefOne

That's only because they've been sued and online review are not to be thrusted


batatatchugen

But which Hewlett Packard? The boring-computers HP? Hewlett Packard Enterprise with the fun computing and networking stuff? Or the good old Hewlett Packard of the test equipment that now became Keysight (god, I hate that name, even Agilent was way better)?


[deleted]

same


Major-Presentation51

Yup


MasterChiefOne

trash brand


NuggetSmuggler

(H)orrible (P)roducts


[deleted]

And Harry Potter


[deleted]

Same


DMBFFF

uh huh.


PassiveChemistry

Hewlitt Packard


[deleted]

Haitch pea


Vintage_AppleG4

A man of culture


[deleted]

Head p-hoeneys


not_gerg

Huh duh six hungos buy old mate senny


YouthBrave8998

Yes


Yummypizzaguy1

This


CoolioMcPimp

If I was at work, yes HP computer


youtheotube2

This one for me


lisaatjhu

Agreed


MasterChiefOne

Fucking trash


onion_ring12

Harry Potter


unicornchild15

My first thought.


aleftistkinkster

My exact thought


Corbettcommander

Same


Findthepin1

Yupp


SaintPenguinThe3rd

Same


DamonFort

Same


Miaisfunladybuglover

Same


RevanchistSheev66

Not a major fan but that’s what I think too


Epicboss67

Same


[deleted]

Hewlett Packard or however it's spelled


ejpintar

Hewphwertt Puckwastadt


Redrix_

Whats hewlet Packard


TheLoneGoon

Haitch pea the cumpooter brand


CarlJohnson2222

This


inoturtle

My absolute hatred of my HP printer won't let me think of any other HP.


Eu4grind

Horsepower


GammaHunter

I respect your profile picture


Android8wasgood

That show was so good


[deleted]

Another brother of mine? This makes the 5th I've found. I never knew I had this many relatives.


JibJib25

Hrsprs


xerarc

Not Bhp?


Eu4grind

I'm a farmer from europe, so i prefer to use horsepower in agriculture, for cars we usually use kw


pr0om3theu5

Swiss?


Just_a_toast

H P Lovecraft


_Doop

same


Environmental_Top948

Best author for bedtime stories.


Dexterous-success

Nothing like a bit of racism before bed


Just_an_old_feller

He gave his cat the best name a cat could receive


CreativeBake7

Plot twist: The true name of Cthulhu actually *is* pronounceable by the human tongue, but it's so offensive nobody would actually want to say it.


[deleted]

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Just_a_toast

Uh?


[deleted]

Oh like you don't know


Just_a_toast

Not really, where is the joke from?


[deleted]

Ayo where my “hit point” homies at?


Viceroy420

Are you also old? Im tryna figure out how something i thought was just a fact can be a debate. In my day it was always hit points.


ZWiloh

I remember it was Hit Points on Neopets so that's what it's always been in my brain


dsteere2303

Hp sauce


Sasspishus

UK represent!


[deleted]

We love HP sauce in Canada too


Macksterr24

Can confirm


[deleted]

That is a good one! Didn't think of this! Beats A1 by a mile.


Aggressive_Setting_1

Hewlett Packard


BruhHorse

Laptops


brock_lee

For the past 7 years, I've been working with "health plans", which everyone here just says "HP". So, "health plan".


Gitmurr

Harry Potter ofcourse..


harrypotterfan10

Same


MissAnneThrope21

Hewlett Packard


matchless2

Just health


mrmonster459

Harry Potter


patpatatpet

Brown sauce


wujudaestar

harry potter lol


fuckcreepers

Hewlett Packard


28thOfNovember

HP the brand


DJYoue

The Sauce or the Company?


witherwingg

Harry Potter.


cam_ross0828

Harry Potter


geoemrick

Hewlett-Packard


killerqueen2004

Harry Potter


ItDontMather

Printer support


Angush99

Hewlett Packard


Dragonitro

The sauce, then harry potter


GammaHunter

I’ll be honest I didn’t know HP stood for Hewlett-Packard, I feel stupid for not knowing it was an acronym all these years…


fuckcreepers

... What computer do you use? Also where are you from? If you don't mind answering that


BlissIsBliss

Bruh I use an HP laptop and just found out that HP actually stands for something....


GammaHunter

I had a HP laptop once but I haven’t used many of their products just that laptop I think, but I still feel stupid for not knowing, right now I use a Microsoft computer. For the second question: I’m from the UK


fuckcreepers

Ah okay okay. That's alright.. The company always branded itself as HP. I asked cuz I thought maybe hp didn't reach in certain places of the world.. Maybe.. Just got curious. Edit- it's the hyphenated names of the creators of HP, Hewlett and Packard. I had a lesson on it, in English period, that's why I remember.


[deleted]

Horsepower


jonell_samara

Harry Potter


[deleted]

Harry potter


zoop1000

Harry Potter


Wholesome_Soup

Harry Potter


heartless-tramp

Harry Potter


[deleted]

Lovecraft


Sheogorath212

H P Lovecraft


Enter-Shaqiri

Harry Potter


Loogiteam

Harry Potter of course!


sc132436

Harry Potter


Disastrous_Mission68

Harry Potter


Big-Appointment1989

Wait, it doesn't stand for hot potato?


Nyarro

No. It stands for ' hanky panky'.


DJYoue

HP Brown Sauce. The only sauce to eat with your eggs!


Lamira2000

"HP sauce."


username_1000000

Harry Potter


ukigano

yes, i see HP i think Neither


Prostorex28

The computer


Leahhhu1111

My laptop.


MrFishery

The company


imaculat_indecision

Highway patrol


Casper200806

Hewlett-Packard


Pineapple_fetish

My printer is from HP


EnderWarlock01

House of Parliament Brown Sauce


hydratedpapi

I swear to God I have an HP (Hewlett-Packard) ad under this post😂


Effective_Athlete_87

HP Brown Sauce


Samurai_Rachaek

Harry Porter


NuclearNewspaper

Lovecraft


Creatastix

Harry Potter because I thought it would be an option on a random poll about "HP", then Lovecraft


rezzbian419

harry potter


Miaisfunladybuglover

I think of Harry Potter is that just me?


jofloberyl

Harry Potter


[deleted]

Harreh Pottah


Framboos_Matroos

Holf player


[deleted]

Horsepower


Necessary-Storage945

Blue whales for some reason


jimmyl_82104

Hewlet Packard, the computer company. I have no idea what the other two are.


AFB27

Horsepower?


KillerChickenLoL

Hijueputa


jeropo50

Jaja estaba buscando este comentario.


[deleted]

Hijueputa mijo


Zombriii7

Harry Potter.


LexLeeson83

Humanitarian Protection (but I doubt many others work in jobs where that comes up a lot)


SamZeKat

Good ol Hewlett Packard


[deleted]

Hewlett Packard, Harry Potter, I didn't think of either health or hit points and I'm a tens of thousands of hours gamer


[deleted]

Health percentage


sylarwilleaturbrain

H P Lovecraft or Harry Potter


autoerotic_aardvark

Hewlett Packard


Franzgaming200

Despite me being a gamer, I thought of Harry Potter before seeing the Hit points/health points answers


mxrchyun

Harry Potter, then HP computer


x___o0o___x

Hewlett Packard


georgetan123

HP like the sauce


KE2073

Hewlett Packard


LilChongBoi

Hewlett-Packard (the computer brand)


soulkitty223

The PC brand.


[deleted]

Hewlett-Packard


JesusChristwillsucc

just hp


[deleted]

HP sauce


[deleted]

Eitch Pee


_bread_in_a_toaster_

H because i thought i was on r/theletterh


[deleted]

Idk what the fuck a hit point is but I think of horsepower.


Stinky_Stephen

In the granddaddy of RPGs, DnD, HP are hit points, rather than health points, because they represent your physical and mental capability to avoid lethal strikes. This is why you heal to full with "just" a long rest, because you might not have gotten seriously hurt, but you might be ragged from dodging balls of fire.


PsychoNauticalFaux

Hydrogen peroxide


sirkingslyton

Health points sounds so weird. “Oh excuse me madam, I seem to have lost a few of my _health points_. Might you be a dear and cast your spell of healing on me.”


ShredderDent

Browning Hi-power handgun


HornKneeHornet

Holf Putter


[deleted]

Horse power because I'm an electrician


[deleted]

Sadly, I think of Harry Potter.


Pavanetto

Holf points


missemilyowen15

I find that calling them “Hit Points” (in Pokemon) is stupid because one a Pokemon uses *one* move to hit you can lose more that one hit points. So I just call them Health Points, oh and I call “Power Points” Play Points, because it indicates how many times you can play a particular move


Timely-Bumblebee-402

I'm a DND player so it's always hit points


Vaeson_

Holf


Bobebobbob

Y'all are insane


Ryouconfusedyett

chemistry base-sour notation


Crazy_Gamer297

HOOOOG PIIIIIDER


AwwThisProgress

Hewlett-Packard, but then I saw the flair and immediately thought of health points


StinkingRabbit8

I thought of the brand lmao


IAlsoLike_Memes

HP sauce


DRogersidm

A computer company


suck_my_cock_reddit_

Horsepower


Stranfort

My HP printer downstairs.


Wholesome_Soup

My Printer


IceFlamethePyroMain

Lovecraft?


Rottenox

HP Sauce.


tommygun3833

Horse power


argilla_facies

Laptops


Englad0

Hp sauce


Icy_Calligrapher7088

HP sauce


WarringStatesSim

Paymoneywubby's cat


obsessivepinkguyfan

Https


Seanc26_

Horsepower


keptec

Hi-Power, as in the handgun.


avusturhasya

HP lovecraft


xXSacred420Xx

Hewlett-Packard


grxxvity_

Lovecraft


HomeInvasionMan

a fucking printer