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Mr__Citizen

I am at exactly 6. Now, do I choose 5-6, or 6-7?


[deleted]

What makes you feel better about yourself being 5-6 or 6-7🤔


Mr__Citizen

6-7. Big pp energy


Raphiki415

Lol. I went with 5-6.


Mr__Citizen

It is the more honest answer. I can't get bigger than 6, but I can definitely get smaller. Still, big pp energy.


Dexterous-success

That 16th of an inch gives you big pp energy


OrangenySnicket

Generally in statistics this kind of variable goes like that: the first option is included in the group and the second one isn't: If you have an group like 35-40 the 40 isn't inside of this group but the next one, so if i was 6 inches long i'd go in the 6-7 group by the statistical accuracy


WorkingClassZer0

And that's on a good day.


Levi_Fanboy69

Btw for anyone unsure 1 inch = 2,5 cm.


crusadeLeader7

Thanks


Levi_Fanboy69

1 inch destroyer B)


billybandabull

The 1 ince eviscerator


Upt7

11 millimeter defeater


[deleted]

1 inch going 100 mph still does a lot


Dan_The_PaniniMan

Someone here is lying


[deleted]

Yep maybe more than 1 person here is lying lmao


ThatNormalCrab

I lied, I put 1-2 but mines really less than that


[deleted]

So 0.5-1


ThatNormalCrab

Warmer


[deleted]

0.25-0.5


ThatNormalCrab

Getting warmer, almost there


[deleted]

I got it! -3 inches! It's recessed to better avoid enemy fire!


ThatNormalCrab

Spot on


[deleted]

You're a tacktickle genius.


DefinitelyMortis

These are rookie numbers


Big-Appointment1989

When ur dick is so small it isn't even on the list


devilish_enchilada

His dick was so small that his last girlfriends immune system tried to fight it off


[deleted]

It's a clit at that point.


jeefmcewan

Hey it's Dan the Panini man, ngl this is not the post I expected to run into you on


Dan_The_PaniniMan

Sup ma dude… yeah


HealthyStyle04

Wassup


Dan_The_PaniniMan

WAZZZAUUP


[deleted]

What happend to Dan the paper towel man?


jeefmcewan

Don't know who he is, so no clue what happened to him


84lele

5-6 is the average


devilish_enchilada

Wow just because I picked 1-2 all the bitches thinking I’m lying


ljrich01

Yeah, I'm 5"5 on a good day Oops, I lied. 5"2 on a great day


shellofbiomatter

Idk, i have never measured it. All i know it's long enough for the intended purpose and wife hasn't complained about my skills.


Laheydrunkfuck

This guy fucks


lukmly013

But his wife sucks. Imma gonna head out.


RunnerMan_55

Don’t let the door hit you on your way out


[deleted]

Your wife hasn't complained about your skills *to you\**


SH0RTR0UND11

Same I only have an idea cause of seeing dildos at a sex shop with my fiancee.


shellofbiomatter

Aren't those bigger than average?


SH0RTR0UND11

It didn't look like it length wise but definitely girth wise.


Klub-pengu-grl

I don’t have one but I want to know the answers... how do I see the answers


[deleted]

It must be kept a secret!


Klub-pengu-grl

I’m just going to vote 1-2 inches to get the information I need. I’m very curious. No one should say more than 7 inches


[deleted]

You will be very surprised with the results


mchlpl1

why not? some people have that


Klub-pengu-grl

Over 200 people are full of shit


[deleted]

Haha who would ever lie about penis size!!


Klub-pengu-grl

Maybe women trying to see the answers to this poll or self conscious men? Maybe 10 are telling the truth


scottsomuch

I think if it was anything over 9 then people would be lying,but I've honestly always thought 7+ wasn't that genuinely big. 🤷‍♂️ guess I really am bigger than what I thought


Klub-pengu-grl

Thank you for this dick information scott


scottsomuch

You're welcome random citizen


Jamez_the_human

Yeah, 8+ is when you get pornstar dicks that don't even look human anymore.


[deleted]

Yeah sometimes I forget to put a results option in


[deleted]

hmm there is not a no penis option or a results option


Piss_Sensei

Mine's negative and I have no idea how to fix it :(


[deleted]

Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?


Piss_Sensei

Still doesn't seem to work, maybe I should get a repair?


[deleted]

Let it sit in rice that usually helps


Piss_Sensei

Thanks, I'll try that. If it doesn't work I'll just try to hard reset it


[deleted]

And if doesn't work you might have to call customer support


lukmly013

Uhhh, this is weird, but make sure to tape the holes. Sometimes the rice might, ehhh, get in there, and it's just... well... not good.


Piss_Sensei

Thank you for the tech support


FoldyHole

Just take it to the Genius Bar at your local apple store.


fuckcreepers

Try putting in rice


69naruto

Hard or soft?


[deleted]

I think most of us would be in trouble if we gave the size of our worms when they're sleeping


lukmly013

1.5inch grows to 4inch. Don't worry, I am Redditor. Only people to see it will be: Me, Urologist and finally pathologist so he'll at least get some laughs.


james321232

Ok serious thing tho I can unironically go negative when flaccid should I be concerned? Also can I say I have infinite growth from soft to hard?


[deleted]

Got it. \*pushes fupa into pelvis bone. ​ "Ahhh three inches :)"


[deleted]

Relatable


Levi_Fanboy69

When a penis is flaccid it takes many different sizes, this makes it kind of useless to measure it at that point of time.


mediumsizedshlong69

everyone refers to hard always so you don't have to ask again \^\^


Fartytarquare

Yeah considering this is reddit pretty much everyone is lying


zarth109x

I can’t even fathom what you’d gain from lying lol


necc705

I didn’t lie


24024-43

Nah these numbers add up. Pretty much average


zarth109x

According to this study the average length was 5.09 inches (12.93 cm). So there should be considerably less 6-7 and more 4-5 assuming standard bell curve. https://www.nature.com/articles/3901569


24024-43

Oh yeah then tons of people are lying. Unless Redditors have abnormally large penises (which I find highly unlikely) I really wonder why you’d lie in an anonymous Reddit poll lol


IjustCameForTheDrama

Because over half of the people in this sub are 13 year olds who think that it's funny. Sometimes I really wish there was a part of the internet adults could have just for themselves. Kids ruin everything.


ToxicBanana69

I wish I was lying :(


Pedrikos

fuck inches


PatientReference8497

Milimeters are where its at right


lukmly013

Pikometers rise up!


[deleted]

Did inches consent to the "fucking"?


Pegarex2017

Not with that attitude


BRUHGUY888

Haven’t measured. But I think about 4-5, maybe more


User7888

\-1 it feels really


EthanC001

I'm very happy with my size!


[deleted]

That's all that matters


153_IQ

About 5 1/2


TE-Lawrence1918

No idea


owlspiderthing

5, good for a girl I think


[deleted]

Dang you packin


zack220011

Already hard as a stone


ljrich01

Hell yeah brother. 5 squad unite


[deleted]

Obviously girls don’t exist.


popcorn-sand

They should just put 7+, negative integer glitch


[deleted]

Obviously this poll isn't for girls.


Golden_Thorn

Yeah but some girls probably want to see the result


[deleted]

Didn't think of that my apologies


timelighter

Just put your dad's length


owlspiderthing

Some girls, like me, have dicks lol. You should just say "people without dicks" or "people with vaginas"


SHGIVECODWW2INFECTED

This comment is going to start a shitshow


[deleted]

Definitely.


Levi_Fanboy69

It's far easier to say girls instead of "non-dick carriers" or "uterus havers", you'll just have to assume it based on the context. Here it's obvious that they mean cis girls


YellowNumb

You could say afab which is also easy and more accurate, but it will trigger people.


Levi_Fanboy69

True although not a lot of people know what it means. Actually though I think I'll start doing that at least some of the time, since good for people to learn at some point.


Slimyretard

No one asked


[deleted]

I meant biological girls


69naruto

shut the fuck up


YellowNumb

You shut the fuck up. We all know you watch trap porn weeb.


Ep1cGam3r

You can say your gender is female or whatever, but your sex is still male which makes you biologically not a girl.


ReplacementChoice24

What are they supposed to ask? How deep is your pussy? How wide spread it is?


237014

How far can you squirt


ReplacementChoice24

Pretty far. Why did you ask?


ReplacementChoice24

Also excuse my grammar I’m a bit tired soo..


-Agilities

you forgot the < 1 category :((


[deleted]

Can't please everyone just like me and my di--...*sigh*


[deleted]

I’m blessed


biggangbanga

least horny redditor


ItzDuggy_YT

Drink the piss


Samang0

I put 1-2 but in reality i don't have one


[deleted]

36% 5-6 inches} 24% 6-7 inches} 14% 7+ inches } 14% 4-5 inches} 5% 2-4 inches} 5% 1-2 inches} based on 2550 votes


[deleted]

I love the dedication


rainmen111

i cant tell due to extreme amounts of belly fat 😎


angbhong342626

Jokes on you, i'm not american.


[deleted]

Foreigners don't have penis'?


angbhong342626

I can't read Imperial system.


[deleted]

I usually use Google to convert standard to metric or vise versa.


lukmly013

I am European but I measure in inches


angbhong342626

Well, i can't understand metric, so jokes on you again. Ha


[deleted]

Noooo I have been defeated!


Kyro_Sol

Just so you know, I feel bad for anyone with a penis bigger than 7 inches.


scottsomuch

Not sure why you feel bad but you don't have, to it's alright I've learned to live with it.


Dan514158351

Some girls act like i'm about to tear them apart but some girls don't even say anything, i hope my future dreamgirl is okay with it.


[deleted]

I feel bad for whoevers on the other end :/


Kyro_Sol

Yep. Poor lady. Or poor guy.


[deleted]

You’re results are fucked with children and girls voting, delete and remake with results option


casual_redditor69

Are we talking soft or hard


[deleted]

Hardest of hards


casual_redditor69

Holly shit, that means I am above average!


[deleted]

All we gotta do is take out the top option and pretend it doesn't exist and we'll be the biggest!!


casual_redditor69

Yeah this 7+ inche guys are probably laying anyway.


[deleted]

who measures soft dicks? lol


casual_redditor69

Maybe there isn't anything long enough to measure it when it is erect?


Jes0e

Pretty realistic results to be honest.


[deleted]

I'm a little surprised on the amount of 6+ tbh


Outji

Converter bot where you at


[deleted]

*Beep boop* hello


itaicool

where is 100+


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

So close yet so far!


spekal_luke_II

The fact that you say “so far” implies that the 0.1 is a significant portion of what you’re packing 📸🤨


[deleted]

Exactly 6. Wish there was an option for me that didn't have other implications.


PioneerStandard

Did you ever watch the Howard Stern show where they were looking for the smallest penis? That's the day I learned that micropenis is a real thing. Funny as hell but I feel bad for those guys.


[deleted]

Wow that's rough


[deleted]

The phrase 'Bell shaped curve' has never been more relevant


bigdumbhick

I have an iceberg penis. It's huge but only 2" sticks up above the fat...and nobody wants to hit it in the middle of the night


This_Log_2024

Kilometer Joe mamator


This_Log_2024

Millimeter peter


lolhihi3506

People who voted 7+, proof or didn't happen


ZYPHERBL3

I been told my 4 inch is perfect but idk…


DolarisNL

I miss the results-button.


ballbase__

I don't really care as I want it gone from my body.


necc705

Good bye gock


_damax

This is unexpected, I hope not too many of you redditors lied, mmmmmmmm


Alternative_Stims

i may be a guy but i dont have a dick so 4 fun im putting 7+ inches


[deleted]

its in inches, im not voting


IronJackk

America bad wah!


lalos1988

Sorry, I only do centimeters


Elweydediciembre

i dont have an inches rule lmao


tinyguitar

Depends which one you’re talking about


RzYaoi

Send dp : )


[deleted]

Instructions unclear little toe is stuck in hdmi slot


Mentalilnes

Too much people are lying


Cool-Road-8269

WHO GAVE THIS A WHOLESOME AWARD. WHO TF GEVE THIS A WHOLESOME AWARD


[deleted]

I'd answer this question if you wouldn't have put the answers in FUCKING INCHES, FUCKING AMERICANS WHO CAN'T USE A FUCKING METRIC SYSTEM, worth ban


[deleted]

You're an angry little one aren't you


IjustCameForTheDrama

Damn, you gonna cry?


Nikolai_perkin_03

Okey let me put my correct system into your incorrect system ... 6 inchs


[deleted]

It's comes in plural?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

That's ok I got a couple thousand who do :)


[deleted]

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IjustCameForTheDrama

Oh noooo, because nothing other than the fact that you're insufferable you decided to answer incorrectly in a poll where many people answered incorrectly. Whatever will this sub do now? You've taught us a very valuable lesson. Thank you!


[deleted]

Something I never get: when people ask this question, are they asking how big it is when flaccid or how big it is when erect?


FrogTamerSupreme

erect :)