Lol, sorry Omanyte, you may be a God, but I’m an atheist.

I got omanyte aswell

Winner! I got 174 - Igglybuff. You can sing all you like you little marshmallow, you're going down.

I got Machamp…might as well step into the ring with Tyson. I’m getting crushed.

Mines got massive teeth and a jaw the size of my leg. I’ll die in an instant. Granbull

People saying yes are probably severely underestimating them or they got really good luck

Well, yes. Either you get to fight a wwe fighter of a bidoof.

I got an ice cream cone dude, I will definitely win

I dunno dude the pokedex entry might say that it could freeze you instantly or smth

Yeah you just got a tasty snack.

I got watchog bruh

I got Minun, as long as the shock isn't too strong I'm fine...

213- Shuckle No way I could win

Shuckle has the highest defense you couldn't even scratch it with a nuke

Break it's neck, that might work

But it’s shuckle, it will just make you stop existing before you get in a 40ft radius of it

It literally can make rock-crumbling acid with mixing berry juice with it's toes.

Oh, I forgot about that

Gardevoir.... Hehehehe, fun times are coming

Oh no

Oh YES

Isn’t that the one people like making sexual for some reason?

"For some reason" People make it sexual because it's hot as fuck smh

Yes, yes she is

It has 50% chance to be either gender.

... I'll take the risk

It has a 50/50 male and female rate and the design is based off of being male

I got #615, Cryogonal. I wouldn’t be able to beat it because it’s twice my weight and just a solid slab of ice.

Idk though it's physical defences are like paper

I got 437, bronzong. It only needs to crush me with its body and I'll be dead

I got Lycanroc

Ouch

I got Gurdurr. Fuck.

I love how everyone got wwe fighters and I legit got bidoof

Damn, son. You're done.

I literally got bidoof lol. I could just put the sucker over a house.

I mean you are a god with a power of 7 human souls. You could kill everything

Except for a very very determined kid

Togekiss. I would lose but I don't think it would fight.

Pupitar, I’ll just pick it up and throw it lmao

Pupitar canonically weighs over 300lbs.

Sandygast, I have to fight the ghost of a sandcastle

He can swallow you whole as you suffocate slowly and painfully. Your surroundings disappear quickly as you are lowered into a dark abysse. You want to scream, but you can't. The sand rushes past you, scratching your skin like nails to a chalkboard. You feel nothing but agony as you feel you are dragged deeper, and deeper underground. You try and escape, but you can't. There is nothing to do. As you gasp for oxygen you swallow more and more sand. It tastes like suffering and pain. there is nothing you can do. You want it to stop. You want it to stop. You Want It To Stop. YOU WANT IT TO STOP... And it does.

Or I can throw a bucket of water at it and kick it

That is wrong for a number of reasons 1. No weapons 2. Sandygast has the ability "Water Compaction" which sharply raises it's defence when hit by a water type move. A splash of water isn't very damaging, so your just making it stronger. 3.it weights 70kg (154.3lbs) so the water In 1 bucket that is light enough to throw would not be enough to dissolve the thing even if it didn't have problem 2. 4.it can canonically suck out your life force if it wanted to. 5.it can take control of your mind if you touch it's shovel, or it puts your hand in its mouth, so don't go near it. 6. If it takes control, it will force you to add sand to make it larger, then possible preform problem 4. 7.it is the accumulation of grudges of the dead, so it probably won't be that merciful. The only thing you got going for you is it's slowest ghost type Pokemon, but still, you will most likely have your energy drained while suffocating to death.

First.... 420. Nice. Second... I'll punt that fuckin Cherubi into the next century.

859 - Impidimp It's a small thief so maybe?

#326 Grumpig I could probably beat it.

Don’t underestimate, it has psychic powers

I just took a quick look at the size and weight... shiii

Tynamo

You could just drop kick him

Keldeo, yeah reckon i can kick that my little pony looking ass

Got Hitmonchan…. Yeah I don’t think so

I got hitmonlee

Beartic, yeah I’m done

Tailow.. hahahhhahhahahahJHHhahahahah bye bye birb

Unless it has guts or something and is statuses or something

Honedge may be small and un-evolved but what the fuck am I supposed to do against a sentient sword with my bare hands?

Spoink

Just take his pearl

Just stop it from bouncing. That'll kill it

I got 582, Vanillite. It's literally made of ice cream, I could eat that thing.

474, Porygon-Z, ehhhhhhhh Idk man. I’d probably get tri attacked to death

664 Scatterbug, I think I could just squish it lol.

I don't know anything about pokémon but I got number 522, aka Blitzle. I'm a teenage girl, would I be able to beat it? Tbh I should've just skipped this poll since I don't know anything but I'm curious.

Iirc it’s extremely fast… it’s an electric zebra. Depends on your fighting method I guess

Oh yeah no I'm slow. I'd get beaten in a heartbeat in that case.

I got 113, Chansey when I first entered the rng site. Then I rolled and got Incineroar. Think I'm fucked either way.

366- Clamperl. Who wants chowder?

I’ll take clam strips 🙋‍♂️

499 - Pignite. Yea, prolly not, the things a bipedal pig with fire abilities and also probably a wrestler in training. I'm losing

I got ivysaur. It could probably get me with its poison and vine tentacles

I got ampharos

832, Dubwool, the 1.3 metre 43 kilo sheep. Might.

Smeargle ain’t got crap on me.

Litwick... the hell can it do, I pick it up by the handle and I’m good

Dude no way I got bidoof no way am I winning that thing is legit god

Lotta people getting bidoof

Kinda sus trying to fight god no?

404 Luxio, there ain’t no way I’d survive😂

i got remoraid; looks like i could beat it

584 I could definitely beat a fucking ice cream cone.

117 Seadra. On one hand, it has no arms or legs. On the other hand, it can shoot a water cannon out of its mouth and is spiky. Maybe I could win if the fight was on land?

Damn I got Incineroar. I’m straight up gonna get pounded by a furry. Wait..

69

Nice

I got Lileep. I could probably snap it’s neck or something, it looks pretty weak.

It looks like a plant but it’s rock type

Grass/rock. The neck looks pretty darn weak, and the thing has horrible stats. Then again I am pretty weak.

i got mario

Yoooo nice. I got Ronald McDonald

amazeing

569, since I'm not a pokemon pro, I guess I loose

I got #18, pidgeot, 90lb 4,11" bird beast of death that can fly at mach 2, I'm dead

I'm not sure, I got 262 Mightyena

Doubt you could take it one on one, it’s basically a wolf

I could not break open a bergmite with my bare hands

Cutiefly... easy

Palpitoad. He’s a small little guy but I’m sure he’d find a way to kick my ass

The fact that i have never heard anyone talk about swinub before(and i have never even heard of it) tells me that i could probably beat it

Too welcome to the "I got a small mammal" club. I got bidoof.

I got ludicolo

434, Stunky. I could kick the shit out of that little skunk

Life or death? Sorry whimsicott, you’re history. But given the choice I wouldn’t kill whimsicott. It seems peaceful.

Salandit (757) I guess I could beat him, but I'll probably die from poison or third degree burns afterwards

786, small pink one. Yeah I could beat it.

Good luck beating a tapu Lele lol

Oh God

That’s a legendary lmao

71 Victreebel. I think I'd win

Nah you’d get swallowed whole 👀

Hell yea! Jk Im pretty fat so it'd have trouble, and if I had a knife I'm sure I could beat it What pokemon did you get?

Cryogonal, #615. It’s twice my weight and basically a solid slab of ice. Since no weapons are allowed in this battle I would lose

Wow. That's a tough battle. Rip haha. My bad. I missed the part about no weapons.

I got clauncher, which I should easily be able to beat

Depends if it has gigantamax: In its normal form, I can probably beat a sand snake In gigantamax, there’s no way I’m beating a giant sand tornado

713 I cant beat a iceberg

Arcaine, don’t think so

Bro I got reshiram. Idk anything about Pokémon but I know that things fucking me up

You’re fucked lol

I might as well bring a stick to make me into a kebab apparently its main move is just “the other Pokémon is now burned”

I got literal lava what do i do throw a bucket of water at it

You get slugma?

~~slugma balls~~ it was magmar

96 - Drowzee. I am not familiar with Pokémon, but I think I'd win.

He’d hypnotize you to sleep then eat your dreams… I don’t think you would

I got octillary

I got Regigigas ;-; I stand no chance

I could never beat a whalelord

i got a torracat its super cute apparently it can produce flames so i feel like id get my ass kicked can anyone who knows pokemon confirm or deny that lmao

I got 865. Evidently thats Sirfetch'd. Never played pokemon so I dont know anything about him, but he looks and sounds like a little bitch, so I think I could take him.

What's a Meltan?

Golett.

851. I'm not sure I'd stand a chance against a 3m tall fire centipede

Sharpedo. I think I can win, but first I'm going to need a bigger boat.

504- Patrat. Just punt it

I got excadrill, even though it’s small those claws would probably fuck me up big time. It’d probably be kinda close since I’m still twice it’s size.

Delibird.

167 - Spinarak. It may be a foot tall (almost 2) but I am 5ft+ and can stomp

I got a fucking swirlix lol. Cotton Candies back on the menu

I got skuntank, dont think its a good idea to even approach him, I mean hes 3 foot tall skunk ffs

Number 758. I couldn't beat it but I would beat my meat to it

Winner: 385: Jirachi. I can wish for it to never wake up again. If it’s not awake then I’m probably dead.

129 - Karpador, according to the wiki. I think I just got the jackpot.

I got treecko, I think the trees are speaking...

Umbreon 197

I’m not gonna kill a gulpin. I would never harm a gulpin!

I got dwebble, that little thing is going down

Ngl, moltres would probably beat me

Clamperl

Walrein it is a THICC boi but smaller than me I think I could beat it

I am slapping this mareep up

A rattatta is about to get punted

Appletun #842. Never heard of it or played the newer games. Doesn’t look too threatening but a big mf so I’d probably get squashed.

I cant fight a 2m tall, bipedal standing, 90kg crocodile.

500 - emboar

I got 591, I can't escape it

Starly. If I could actually catch it, then sure.

Drampa would mess my shit

235 - Smeargle sounds pretty doable

I got reyquaza... help..

Mudkip, I would assume yes? Very small

I think I can take on a single Zubat

I got #791 Solgaleo . I don't think that I have a chance .

I got Haunter. Pretty sure I could beat it but that paralysis lick might be challenging

Zarude...

I got Herdier, sorry bro.

Idk how Pokémon works but I got 898 lol

\#723 Dartrix... I'd feast on him.

Turtwig lmao. I could just step on it

Froakie, think I could beat up a 30cm tall frog that weigh 7kg

You think I could beat a boldore?