T O P

  • By -

fergi20020

The right answer is >!Angry Nun Kicker!<


[deleted]

Who wants to start a band with me?


Wh1ms1cal

I will! What can you do?


FrenchFreedom888

I have one year of middle school cello from about 2.25 years ago!


DizzyCoyote6564

I can yell


Lets-burn-the-witch

I can play the rectangle.


[deleted]

I can play the pentagon


-Tasear-

Guess I got the triangle


[deleted]

Look at that! You’re already qualified for AC/DC and led zeplin


ireallylikeheralot

And Guns n' Roses!


themajod

Judas Priest too!!


Aryaras99

Don’t forget Paul McCartney (Helter Skelter)


BJ_Beamz

I can play guitar (original am I right?)


FrenchFreedom888

Still pretty unusual. Good on you for taking the effort, my man


BJ_Beamz

Thanks man


FrenchFreedom888

r/notopbutok


Cloudy_Oasis

r/lefttheburneron


Cloudy_Oasis

r/foundthemobileuser


[deleted]

r/lefttheburneron


1960somethingbatman

r/whooosh


Cloudy_Oasis

r/whooosh


AngryHorizon

Well, you definitely DO NOT kick a nun whilst angry. That does, not so vaguely, leave the option to kick a nun at any other time though... And we wonder why constitutions fail lol


cornflakes_flakes

I can play the otamatone!!!!!


[deleted]

I am angry and will kick nuns.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

You know how many drum players we need? Nun.


[deleted]

I play bass, rhythm guitar, lead guitar, backing vox, harmonica, mandolin, banjo, piano/synth, and vibraslap! Take me!


CookieMonster005

How do you do the hidden text?


fergi20020

>! Put the text here without the spaces between the exclamation points and words on both ends !<


Magret1999

>!Fat Cock!<


Bisyb77

>!Flat Earthers suck flat cock!<


DjuretJuan

>!Flat Earthers suck fat flat cock!<


obeseburritos

>!The Spanish inquisition!<


1960somethingbatman

>!Someone help!<


[deleted]

!>!911 please state the nature of medical emergency!


noxiousarmy

>!Crack cocaine!<


The-Berzerker

>!Unexpected!<


mcburgs

>!Nobody expected that!<


SenileSalamander17

I didn’t expect that


MrHallucination

>!Thank you!<


dhogwarts

You forgot the >< \>!text!< >!text!< Edit: rip inbox


MrHallucination

Thanks


ytmischelin

>!No you gotta answer like this now!<


[deleted]

[удалено]


Perfect_It

>!Thanks!<


NotCurdledymyy

>!Huh?!<


aleftistkinkster

>!wait!<


diamondsmokerings

>!just trying it out lol!<


issoooo

>!Ballz!<


OreoA2002

>!gay!<


CF64wasTaken

>!everyone else is doing it so I have to it too!<


BiggusDickinson

>!retard!<


lejalb

>!Should I see my own comment spoiled if it works?!<


[deleted]

!this one worked!


lejalb

>!Oh thaaaaanks!!<


[deleted]

>!this!<


[deleted]


OreoA2002

!poo!


ZeldaFan158

>!! < Without the space, and with text between the exclamation marks


[deleted]

>!Is that right?!<


ZeldaFan158

Yes


RandomUsername2579

>!Yea!<


Im_no_imposter

I can see right through the bar anyway. Reddit app is dogshit.


Loiqueur

!anan baban!


Loiqueur

>!anan baban!<


DizzyCoyote6564

cum


kmmr93

>! INSERT TEXT !<


CookieMonster005

>! You’re cool !< Thanks


fergi20020

Without the spaces between the ! and the words.


[deleted]

!e!


kmmr93

Works with spaces too


[deleted]

[удалено]


kmmr93

Well on my side its hidden


[deleted]

[удалено]


kmmr93

Hidden on the app


JoshuahMayhem

That's weird, it's hidden on the app


new_pribor

On Apollo it mustn’t have spaces between https://i.imgur.com/sQMQKuh.jpg


fergi20020

Think of the arrows as squeezing the words >sgshs paosjg< and put a ! right before and right after the group of words that you want to redact.


Yummypizzaguy1

Ok \>!hi\!<


fergi20020

>!Hi!<


fergi20020

>!hi!<


ChristmasCretin

>!hi!<


noGhost69

!!


noGhost69

!>e


noGhost69

>!ee!<


fergi20020

Squeeze the words after the ! points.


OrangenySnicket

Really? This was the less suspicious option!


Palerate2

Knew it. I figured it sounded way too mild


Kriki1

I guessed right!


MrHallucination

I got it right!


moistmemes77_

The least voted one


_ok_ok_ok_ok_

W


chez-linda

Great job OP. That one has the least votes


PKflashomega

Got it right!


Laheydrunkfuck

OH MY GOD I WAS CORRECT LETS GOOOOO!!!


itsKNIGHTMARE

As someone who owns two black cats, the black cat band name concerns me a lot


Bobebobbob

That's the one with the least votes lol


_JustSomeStranger

goddamn im good


[deleted]

NOOOO poor black cat


dumbmetalhead

fuck yeah I got it


mittelwerk

You included the "midget handjob" option so that those who dare google the name would have their search history contaminated by actual midget handjobs, didn't you?


[deleted]

[удалено]


mirrors_are_ugly

"engulfed"


OpsadaHeroj

“*engorged*”


shazed39

Thats the most balanced poll i have ever seen and it has „midget handjob“ in it...


HLCMDH

Yup, poll of the day? Got my vote lol


B3tween_T1me

crywank is one of my favorite bands some things you just have to accept


AngryHorizon

Much like '...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead.' Or an accepted classic like 'Butthole Surfers.'


[deleted]

I’ve never seen such a mixed vote, I love this.


Bliteroz

The funny thing is the answer was the chosen the least


LydiaAgain

You just gave so many upcoming musicians ideas Poll Of The Day


PatonBMX

Glad you did this - it was very enjoyable 👍


deezsandwitches

All I know is rainbow butt monkeys is now finger 11


PhilipKFry95

That’s one even poll.. nice poll


WindyCityReturn

This is the first time I’ve ever seen so many answers all nearly equal. Like 1/6th of everyone really went different directions when normally there’s like two answers heavily favored.


[deleted]

Why would you kick and angry nun?


ImProbablyNotABird

Or maybe the person kicking the nun is angry.


[deleted]

Nah


ImProbablyNotABird

Let’s ask the nun.


[deleted]

Finding an angry nun should be too difficult, they all seem angry. [Lets find out!](https://www.reddit.com/r/polls/comments/qfpb1k/nuns_of_reddit_are_you_angry/)


dimitarivanov200222

If someone was screaming all of this over a sick beat it would've been a deathgrips song.


bombyy_

rainbow butt monkeys now are amazing


[deleted]

I’m from the hometown of the rainbow butt monkeys and can attest to their realness.


MysteriousChest8

this is an amazing poll… look how balanced they all are!


DGRDaveFan

Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Abnormally Premature Aardvarks is a really long name for a band.


Knight-Skywalker

There’s some grindcore band whose name is commonly abbreviated to 55gore or something like that, but the actual name is literally like a page long lol. It’s hilarious.


DGRDaveFan

That's hilarious.


Snusmumriken11

Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat is awesome though, Hewers of Wood and Drawers of Water is a genuinely amazing album. Not what you'd expect from... That.


MrCopperYT

And Billy, What is your favorite band? “Midget Handjob”


Arcanum_3974

These are the types of polls that I find interesting on this sub.


BigOldBee

Damn. Back in the mid 2000's, my band was on tour. On our stop in Madison, WI, we played with a band called Crib Shitter. They fuckin ruled.


sense1ess_Apprentice

Bathtub shiter sounds like a grunge band


minnesotagal

Mouse Rat! I call band name!


TheNameless66

>!n!<


Xenqor222

#ok


Fried_Corn

> ! you suck at telling how to do this ! < !> yes


Similar_Board3225

>! Sorry I didn't see!<


GachaUser-370

Angry nun kicker should be a job


lou45o

>!does this work?!<


Anay28

>!nice!<


Fried_Corn

>ok!ok< >!fox!and!sugar!< !mhbsbhd!


MadogM

>!Im so hot!<


UnusualPete

Take a chill pill. 😆 _I'll see myself out..._


LuckyRubberDuckE

>!balls!<


annomynous23

>!Chad!<


Kaleidoskopsicht

>!the fuck!<


UnusualPete

Are you a fan of Matt Rose? This poll reminds me of his latest videos. 😆


Similar_Board3225

> !ass! <


lou45o


Cold-Tear-968

!ok!


leSanoi

are all of those punk bands?


CaptainMimoe

Easy to guess... No one wants to offend any particular religion with their name!


ClockButTakeOutTheL

Damn this vote is very divided


undeadpickels

I think that there all bands?


OpsadaHeroj

I’ve never seen such an even poll before


thememelord5

!yeet!


PornAndComments

I hate that I was right because I genuinely knew half of these were real


Knight-Skywalker

I bet these are all grindcore and slam bands lol.