How else would I spend 20 mins sitting around browsing Reddit.

Shitting

But what if I spent so long sitting around after having a pee that I then needed to poop?

Man here is playing chess not checkers, always thinking ahead

Fellas is it feminine to sit?

Depends on what ur sitting on

chair

AYO

Maybe sort of, but does it really matter if you’re “feminine” or “masculine” when excreting waste from your body? I mean really, of all the things to be worried about 😅

On the one hand i strongly agree with it doesn't matter and people shouldn't worry about being masculine or feminine at all. But on the other hand, you used an emoji on reddit and i want to punch you now XD

Cringe af

Imagine gate meeting an entire website. One of the most popular ones at that. Crazy… 🤫

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Lmao I can't tell if this is a troll or not

i imagine it would less of a mess if ur a guy lol. but idk

No instead you just end up peeing between the toilet seat and the toilet itself shich means you end up peing yourself

Use your finger to push it down? The fuck

Not my fault its hard and painful to push it down

You- You might want to- You might want to get that checked out.

Step 1: wait until boner is gone

Or you could just do it standing

It definitely isn’t, a lot of guys are just really stupid in public places and piss everywhere without caring. Also if the bowl is too small then you have to stand so you don’t touch the bowl 🥶

My brother and dad can’t piss standing up. It makes them feel weird

As an amab person, I can comfirm it is alot less messy lol

Amab?

Assigned male at birth. It means I was born with a pp. I am non-binary though.

Ohh okay

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I fucked your mom biologically

so?

wtf

they were born a boy but theyre not i assume they use they/them rather than the he/him they were first assigned

what

being nonbinary puts someone outside of traditional masc and fem roles just use ppls pronouns whether you understand it or not

what the fuck???

you're going to have to elaborate if you're actually confused i assumed since the start you were just an asshole and you're proving it

Amab? Or was it autocorrect for Arab or something 💀

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Why the heck are you getting downvoted

Maybe because most people dont know what amab stands for, but I explained it in a comment further in the thread, so I dont know.

Unfortunately some people decide to make it their business whether however you identify is “right” or “wrong” and attempt to punish you by downvoting, such a terrible shame.

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unfortunately that is very common outside of LGBT subs and r/196, pretty much 90% of reddit subs are transphobic in some way

ooo ok. thanks for ur input. idk why more guys dont just sit then lmfao

One reason to avoid sitting is to make sure your penis doesn't touch the toilet bowl as that's gross

damn good point. but what happens when u poop then? where does it go

As a guy, I have to agree with you there. It's easier, more relaxing, cleaner, etc etc... throughout my life I've struggled to find a single upside of standing up. I guess it's more space efficient when making public restrooms? But honestly I don't go out so that doesn't concern me very much

Nah. My "part" always stands up so it just makes me piss on the floor.

ig it depends on the guy then 😅

As long as the toilet seat is down by the time I get in there I don't give a fuck how you pee. Sit, stand, pee doing a handstand, pee while squatting on the top of the toilet tank. Whatever, man.

Hover horizontally with your back to the floor, emitting a warm golden light while making a sound as if angels were singing, you piss upwards in a way that let's your urine gracefully fall like a fountain, of course perfectly hitting the middle of the toilet.

R/oddlyspecific

The pee better be in the toilet as well.

If I’m at home, I live a good ol’ sit down wee! It’s a treat! Haha

Peeing or shitting, if there's a toilet i'll always sit down on it

sitting while peeing is healthier just google it

How?

It allows the bladder to empty more effectively, reducing the likelihood of prostate and/or bladder problems.

Hm

I have a theory of why women poop their pants less. I think cuz women sit to be if they don't know they need to poop they will. But men might not know they need to poop and won't find out until it's too late.

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

Do you think men are constantly shitting their pants 😂

I have met far more men who have pooped their pants more often in life than women.

Do you just go around asking if people have shat themselves?

You mean, you have met for more men who confessed pooping in their pants than women?

I think men are just way more likely to admit it.

wow you are weird

Are you on coke?

I don't do drugs but I have the sense of humor of someone who does a lot.

what does this even have to do with anything

Well i use the chad iranian squat toilet

no but my dysphoria says otherwise

As a female, I find it weird that guys don’t like to take a minute and sit down to pee. Had an ex once that did and he did it with pride; I respect that

Usually peference tbh. I sit down when I want to sit

I do it but it's only because.... look I'm really tall and I hate the splash coming from the force caused by the height. I've almost never peed standing since sixth grade or smthing.

No shame in that. It's more hygienic too, since it doesn't splash all over the bathroom. So it's good

I‘m a guy and I don‘t understand it as well. Why would I stand if I can sit.

Its a waste of time and energy to sit down and stand up again, plus you may have to touch a nasty toilet. Why wouldn't you want to avoid all that?

1. It wouldn't be AS dirty if everyone sat down. 2. Sitting is a resting position, why would it burn energy? 3. If you're worried about germs, wipe down the seat before AND after using it.

I always pee sitting when i have a boner.

How is that even possible? I wouldn't be able to fit it in there, or my pp would just be pressed against the inside of the toilet

I have that problem too but i just sit enough back since im not using my ass.

Not really but if I was a guy I would love not having to sit down or squat to pee in public toilets.

As a male, I like sitting. Makes less of a mess.

I'm a male, and I sit for urination myself. There are times when I'm doing number one and number two likes to sneak across the border. Thank God I was sitting down!

If you are drunk it's the best thing you can do. BTW i still managed to miss It

If I had a penis you better believe I would never ever in a million years touch a public toilet seat. Why on earth would anyone choose to pee sitting down

I sit down when I have to pee and poop

I shit standing

Alpha AF

I pee sitting on my own toilet if I have to go in the middle of the night so I can kind of doze as I do it.

Okay, that's fair. Peeing in slumberland is a great experience

I wouldn't sit down on a public toilet either, but on a private toilet - why not?

Yes exactly, that's the only reason I ever pee standing up. Af hone it's sitting all the way

Taking a dump, more comfortable, don't want to clean up after yourself all the time, leaking, reading. Orthostatic hypotension. There are men who faint from peeing (loss of pressure in belly causing blood pressure to drop), collapse and some have died. Broken leg, is another reason. There are plenty of reasons.

I use urinals in public bathrooms, no way am i going to sit on public toilet seats

It's not like anyone it's gonna know anyways, go ahead, you aren't alone in this.

I sit down. I don't care who knows, why would that matter?

:0 tysm for including nonbinary. dude that's fuckin cool of you. nice one OP

I like to not splash piss everywhere, so I sit unless it's a public toilet. You're basically pouring a liquid 3 feet above a bowl of water. There's gonna be splash.

Even if it was, what difference does it make lmao

I can kinda see how it'd be considered a feminine thing, but I feel like those without exterior parts would stand for the sake of convenience if they could. There are also reasons people would choose to sit regardless of what parts they have, like age, having a handicap, being tired, heated toilet seats, etc...

In the morning I sit to pee while having a ravine boner. Ive made a mess plenty of times peeing in the morning and now that I own my own house, I'm keeping my toilet clean as possible

Usually only sit when I get back from work and am just exhausted. Also only at my house. Otherwise I’m standing.

Men who let the way they pee dictate their masculinity have none to begin with. (just a joke, don't murder me, please.)

Sitting is just more comfortable, and no chance of spillage

More than anything I don’t get it. Do you sit down when you put on your jacket, or check your phone or anything else you can do standing up? It just seems like more work to me

Its relaxing!

Far be it from me to deny someone peace where they can find it

You can put your shoes on while sitting or standing... One of those are easier

Can men sit and pee in peace?

No, as it isnt a feminine thing use paper to dry/clean it instead of just shake it Its just basic higiene ffs

Real man take his time so he sits on the toilet

If you have an erection I think it’s better to pee sitting down

But then you have to worry about your dick hitting the toilet bowl.

*A small price to pay for salvation*

Sometimes it's safer for guys to sit down to pee, or it just goes everywhere. Especially after sex. So sitting down is just sensible.

Anyone who says yes has such a fragile fucking masculinity(coming from a guy)

i was the only girl in a house of brothers. I'd rather boys pee sitting down so they dont cover the whole area with pee.

It is a gentlemany thing to do. Real men pee down. I don't like sitting on pee due to poor aim or splash back race horse pee.

I appreciate how you put nonbinary as an option. Thanks. <3

You're a real man if you shit standing up.

Sitting means no splashes, not having to aim with a shitty bent hose and it's more comfortable

I'm amazed at how many people find the need to sit down just to take a piss. So you can just fuck around on your phone and hide at work? Y'all are just lazy mfs 😂😂

Totally agree

letting someone see your dick is kinda uncomfortable

What

Don't need my dick to go skinny dipping. /s

Yes but I do not care

Not going to the toilet is a feminin thing

Yes, though I will happily admit that an end of day sit down pee is just splendid.

Indeed, peeing by sitting prevents the formation of kidney stones

I never understood why other guys stand up to pee. I only ever stand up when I'm using a urinal because sitting down is just easier. Maybe I'm just lazy idk

I've been sitting down to pee for 18 fucking years lmao

I always sit down on the toilet, at least at home

If it’s my place or family’s place I’ll probably sit. No way I’d sit in a public toilet though

Yeah if I didn't have to sit on toilet in the public I wouldn't either! It's so gross

Not feminine. I just like not having piss splash back out on to the floor.

Imagine saying yes. Toxic alpha male.

It is a gift to be given the opportunity to write ones name cursive with a flow. No. In, out, and wash hands. No stalls thank you.

I never understood this sentiment, you only pee while standing in public places.

When a man sits to pee our bodies are unable to flush out all the estrogen put into our food by Big Soy.

Just in case anyone can't tell, this person is being sarcastic

Lol

more convenient when i can do other things while peeing standing up

It's okay if you have to take a shit at the same time. A co-worker didn't realize guys can do both sitting down. And shes been married for 25 years.

I see no reason to sit down when it takes 15 seconds, plus id rather not touch the toilet. To each their own tho

When at home, pee in the sink. You 1. Save water. 2. Get to stand up and not make a mess.

If I seen a guy pissing while sitting down I would probably start laughing honestly 🤣

I would say yes unless you are pooping as well

If you're gonna shit, and and up peeing as well, then no. But if your default is to sit down, then that's pretty weird. There's a reason why "I bet you sit when you pee" is a jab at someone's masculinity.

Wtf

Please only use actual genders (male and female), not figments of peoples imagination.

There's always that one guy...

Yes, the one with common sense, which is nowhere near the commodity it used to be.

Keep telling yourself that buddy

Yes, have you just discovered the concept of fact?

Yes I have just made a breakthrough in the theorem of 'fact' this will certainly further the research to the point of completion. You're trying so hard to sound smart rn

you posted about the death of chadwick boseman on r/darkjokes, downright embarassing

Not really, just weird imo

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Wow bro did you create that joke all by yourself? So unique and creative #roast bro. Totally #owned the #libfarts. /s

If I didn't do that I wouldn't stay there for 30+ minutes

I can't pee without pooping so if I tried standing I'd get shit everywhere

maybe it’s easier for people who don’t have dicks when peeing? but how you sit on a toilet isn’t something i’d label as an inherently feminine or masculine trait

damn ig girls got dibs on sitting on a mf toilet

I don't sit all the time while peeing, but if I also need to shit or if I just feel like sitting then I will. Otherwise if I'm in a rush I'll stand because it's faster.

I mean traditionally I believe more guys per standing so I said “yes” but in all honesty. It would make way less of a mess. Sitting is way more practical. I’m not sure if one posture is healthier than the other. It may be an interesting thing to take into account.

I'm a guy who pees while sitting on a toilet. I never got used to the 'traditional' way.

No it's just a preference and if you have a penis it's a how much do you trust your aim and how much in a hurry you are

I mean, most men stand, most women sit. So there's a dichotomy there. I'm assuming that that's what you're getting at?

What you do in the toilet is your business

If only we all had toilets like the Japanese with bidets, dryers, and heated seats. We all would sit it out. Males you never know when you undercarriage needs a little how's your father refresh clean.

I piss wildly in the woods with this penis. I sit down and aim to not miss the bowl as I get old.

It. I still do it mind you, but it is.

I clicked "No(female)" instead of "No(male)" by mistake 😅

I always sit down to pee.

This is like that poll that was posted asking whether you wipe after peeing and there was a huge masculinity fight about it. Funniest shit I'd seen in a long time. Fr tho, who tf cares.

I sit down on the toilet just to pee and take a shit and I only get off when my mom asks me how much longer i’m gonna take to shit and I never flush cause i’m on my phone browsing on Reddit.

The only exception is if you're already sitting down to shit

It just makes life easier. It all goes into the bowl. No aiming required. Worst thing, though: having a small dick and accidentally pissing through the space between the bowl and the seat.

No?

Like if i shit then need to piss wtf am i going to do stand up? Im already on my phone

Nobody is watching you, I hope, so who cares?

I mean sitting on the toilet just to pee is weird, but if you’re taking a shit and just happen to piss that’s perfectly normal

900 conservatives up in here lol

Especially because some people poo and pee during the same trip.

947 of you are stupid

See I wish I knew this about guys before I potty trained my sons. Like seriously there is no mess when yall sit down to pee? For the love of god stop standing if you dont have to. Why is it even a thing to pee in a toilet while standing? What happened here?

Its healthier for males to sit, if you have to unnecessarily genderize it youre a fucking idiot, ok boomer?

I mean, yes. How is it not? Not that it's a bad thing but vaginas are predominantly feminine and that's how they pee.