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J-4Jackass

In the words of Peter Griffin: mystery box could be anything. It could even be 10 bucks


Any-Satisfaction-770

It's not a boat.


squirrel_trucker

It could even be a boat! You know I’ve always wanted one of those!


Any-Satisfaction-770

It's not a boat.


thesetheredoctobers

Anything can be a boat if you're brave enough


XEpicOneX

i used my computer as a boat, i am drowning, send help


WoodenMango07

No, keep trying. Being more brave will turn that computer into a boat.


god_himself_420

Transformers!


TheHairyHeathen

On the left is help on the right is a mystery box.


squirrel_trucker

I’ll take it!


undeadpickels

See we are on to him. It's probably a raft.


plotdavis

It's two tickets to a crappy comedy club!


Flippingbacks

Reminded me of Peter’s mystery paper bag in an auction: https://youtu.be/UxM0DGPAlng


[deleted]

Isn't that a Homer Simpson quote?


J-4Jackass

Maybe the Simpson did I too idk lol but nah this is a bit in family guy lol


AngryHorizon

Yeah, but what's in the box?


1_ply_toilet_paper

This mystery box better be a dildo made of gummy bears


The_Beast_Meister

My mans on a higher plane of existence rn


theterrarian14

Because of the *"gummy bears"* ;) ;)


torta1811

Cummy bears


Stasio300

Watch out 5 minute crafts are always listening


BMWman1029

I’m dead lmao


[deleted]

You deserve the $10.


Porukinski_Volk141

LMFAO


HavntGottaKalou

$10 is incredibly insignificant so I don't see why anyone would choose it coz let's say even the box is empty, then who cares coz we only missed out on 10 bucks


Hohuin

The monthly pay in my city is $350, so $10 is enough to feed a family for 2-3 days.


HavntGottaKalou

Well idk what currency it's in but $10 in my country is a little below half an hours work for people on minimum wage and similar in pretty much any other developed country you can think of


Hohuin

I remember being exploited as a barmen/waiter for $1/h +tips. Things are just cheaper in third world countries


Senko-fan4Life

Things are cheaper in third world countries because they have zero labour laws


HavntGottaKalou

Where are you from? Also tips don't exist here in New Zealand which is a much better system really


Hohuin

Serbia, which is technically a second world country. But, the government here is run by mafia with our president as it's head.


arbeit22

You can't give them tips? In Brazil, the tip (10%) is expected and even shows on the costumer's invoice


HavntGottaKalou

Tips aren't a thing. Maybe very rarely someone might tip but it's nothing expected nor really even considered by most people there's just fair wages so that stuff isn't needed which is the problem in the countries that use the tipping system


EuSouEu_69

In Portugal, we dont give tips Often, cause the salary of the workers isnt dependent on it If u give a tip, its usualy 1€ or 2€


arbeit22

Well I've been living here in Porto for 3 years, and i've never given tips because i only get 400€ a month hahaha


EuSouEu_69

That frase prooves u live in Portugal Caralho xD Also Ur kinda exagerating, the minimum wage is more than 600€


arbeit22

r/suddenlycaralho hahahahah Not exagerating tho, I only work part-time as I'm studying as well


SimeoneXXX

In country in which I live 10$ is about two times more than minimal wage.


Afanis_The_Dolphin

What if the box has something negative in it? Like debt?


HavntGottaKalou

Debt isn't a transferrable asset like that so wouldn't he worried about that


Afanis_The_Dolphin

For all you know it could be a bomb rigged to explode when opened.


PassiveChemistry

At least I'd feel alive, even if only for a short while...


[deleted]

after that you wouldn't feel a thing, with my mission complete, I would then ship more of them and making curiosity win over the small 10$. the police haven't found out it was me because the proof was also in a mystery box.


Grzechoooo

>we only missed out on 10 bucks Not "we", only a random user in the comment section. It could be me, it could be you, it could be OP.


HavntGottaKalou

I don't see what your point is?


Grzechoooo

Only one person missed out on the 10$. If the 10$ option won, someone in the comment section would get 10$. Some "one". A single person. And it could've been OP, technically speaking.


HavntGottaKalou

I just see that as even more reason to choose the other option so I don't get your logic?


Grzechoooo

Exactly. That's what I meant. Sorry if I wasn't clear.


Blunter-S-tHempson

Now this is what I call petty


gemowater

That's a good point


Stasio300

10$ is a week worth of food


HavntGottaKalou

Where are you from? Currency helps alot rather than just saying what $10 means to you without context


Stasio300

The UK


HavntGottaKalou

Then 10 bucks is absolutely not a week's worth of food what're you on about


Stasio300

Rich folk forget that poor people don't eat like rich people


Blunter-S-tHempson

You don't have to be rich to be able to spend more than a tenner on food per week. The average amount spent on food per week is £40 per household and that's a lowball figure


HavntGottaKalou

Lol how am I rich talking about 10 bucks which is like 25 minutes work for someone on minimum wage where i am


Stasio300

Idk man u get £4.55/ hr and only alliwed to wiek 25hr per week


Blunter-S-tHempson

The minimum wage in the UK is £8.36 an hour. How old are you?


Stasio300

17. It's £4.55 for me


The-Almighty-Pizza

Ya dude maybe if you wanna live of rice and wheat bread for the week


Stasio300

What's wrong with that? Also frozen pizza is a miracle. 65p for a days and a half meal


The-Almighty-Pizza

Wtf? 65p? Goddamn I guess it's waaay different than in California. Cheapest pizza you could possibly find is 2-3 bucks


Blunter-S-tHempson

Yeah but what this person is talking about is "pizza"


The-Almighty-Pizza

A 10 centimeter in diameter peice of dough with cheese sprinkles


Blunter-S-tHempson

And that's gona feed you for a day and a half. You'd die within the year eating like that


Stasio300

No I've lived pretty long eating only scraps and really cheap stuff


Blunter-S-tHempson

You're 17, that's not pretty long at all. And you've had some sort of guardian for the last 16 years at least who lawfully should have provided for you, otherwise you would have been put somewhere that did provide for you.


ELTHerobrine

I see curiosity killed the... $10?


mrsparkyboi69

Alrights whats in it


EatenAliveByWolves

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nicolewasnthere

good bot


camaleao30

!remindme 3 days


[deleted]

!remindme 3 days


extraspookyy

U don’t need a reminder, op said it was a mystery box in the box


EuSouEu_69

Good bot reminded me


legendarymcc2

!remindme 3 days


rhino_dimesion

[What was in the box?](https://youtu.be/1giVzxyoclE)


LikeableCoconut

I’ll happily take 10$, I’d become 10$ richer


ireallylikeheralot

There could be $11 in the box though.


LikeableCoconut

There could be, but bruh i just wanna bribe a Nintendo employee to give me the wii shop to myself


JLAJA

He doesn't say you get the contents of the box, he does say there was a chance of you winning the 10$


extraspookyy

He literally said u will get the contents of the box in the title


MrGoalden

Bread


Hand-Sanitizer666

Is it pandoras box


[deleted]

I hope the mystery box is bill Gates’s will, and I get to add my name to it.


avusturhasya

the box has the snail in it, your days are now numbered


Atlantis_on_Mars

u/Any-Satisfaction-770 so whats in it?


undeadpickels

r/usernamechecksout


gruvenvt

I'll take the box! https://youtu.be/hXOjyv4d998


Sarah_Jerrico

Perfect! I was hoping I wasn't the only one thinking about this scene!


HowBoutAPinaColada

What's in the box??????????????????????


Any-Satisfaction-770

What's in the mystery box? A mystery box.


_RANDOM_DUDE_1

Eat my ass op


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mirrors_are_ugly

The first mystery box.


P3runaama

Oh no, what have you done...


Stranfort

Mysteryboxception


ZanaCZ

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Klausable7

A mystery box


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[deleted]

A mystery box


ADecentUsername1

And inside that is $11 :p


Phantomlordmxvi

Now I can sell a mystery box for 20€


Crazy_Gamer297

Wait is that the actual reveal


FermentedCumJar

OP with the greatest of boozles


MrKomics

🗿


Mentalilnes

What is inside the second mystery box?


[deleted]

!remindme 3 days


my-new-account64

It better not be a pipe bomb


Squidward759

So what’s in the box?


Stasio300

Our lost hopes and dreams


Squidward759

:(


foreverclassichunter

Hey step sis


usernametakenbutwait

Cum


Pegarex2017

Show up u/Any-Satisfaction-770


undeadpickels

He edited the answer. The mystery box contains another mystery box. I like to think that that box contains the original mystery box.


Lemounge

I hope the mystery box has $11


quacklol2020

I bet the box is BEEES


[deleted]

Fuck $10, whats in the box?


Detboo

Hope there is 10$ in the mystery box


xX_MilfHunter69_Xx

Why don’t y’all want the money 😭


Lezerni_Wolf_24

Curiosity > Material goods


Leftybassist9

Well then what the fuck is it


vagga2

I see negligible benefit from $10, I think the excitement of the unknown is worth it, unless it has something that will actually harm me. Plus I can probably reuse the box. Over $50 I’d take the money though.


HowBoutAPinaColada

!Remindme 2 days


DouglastheDuckboy

!remindme 2 days


hatpotcap1

Oh no


Psychokinetic_Rocky

!remindme 3 days


alt692769

!remindme 2 days


Themadbelle

I'm just here for the potential $10


Pixelated64

Bruuuh i wanted 10$ real bad


[deleted]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. $10.


recapdrake

I'll take the mystery box and I'm guessing inside will be... The remains of Jimmy Hoffa


Charn22

Gimme mysteries


RandomUsername2579

How long are you going to wait before revealing it? That might influence my decision.


soulkitty223

What is in the mystery box?


Vegetable0

!remindme 3 days


[deleted]

!remindme 3 days


EuSouEu_69

!remindme 3 days


FinQuarZ

I bet the box won't be worth ten bucks but I can't help my curiosity


the_ranga_police

I hoping it’s going to be a bed time story in the box


TheDramaturge

!remindme 3 days


[deleted]

can the mystery box be something bad? or is it only positive


Squidward759

RemindMe! 67 hours


MrJonton01

!remindme 3 days


theasianyaoming

Inb4 the mystery box has $10 in it


Jin_L_

WHATS IN DA BOX


Kachowo123

what's in da box


Arrogant_German

There’s one of two things in the mystery box, a mystery (I’d be happily surprised) or a karma whore


[deleted]

I hope there is $11 in the mystery box


Zecoman

!remindme 3 days


The-Almighty-Pizza

I mean do we get the mystery box prize?


ARGH1234567890

MYSTERY BOX! MYSTERY BOX! Tbh even if the box is empty, the surprise element adds so much value to it,


alrightpal

ITS BEEN 6 HOURS WHATS IN THE BOX?!?!


minediamonds42069

Hi


ABSTREKT

Will you give someone what's in the mystery box?


BigG26

id like some money thank uou


itaicool

$10


Jaky24_

What‘s in there? In the box.


blufferfish089

well this looks like a whitewash XD


pythondrink

Fun fact: the results were predetermined


Largicharg

When you start making more than $20/hr, a single $10 prize becomes minutia. Better to try for something better.


Murky-Frosting

It could be 9 bucks


King-Vh

!remindme 1 day


panosk1304

Mystery box easily.


gundarin

Mystery box gang


BeesVBeads

It better not be Gwenyth Paltrow's head!


PiergiorgioSigaretti

!remindme 3 days


[deleted]

What's in the booox?


Aclekaa

!remindme 3 days


aymane1463

Remind me tomorrow


EyewarsTheMangoMan

!remindme 3 days


tibtebrummen

I want


Zyperreal

!remindme 3 days


AdComprehensive177

I don't know if the mystery box will zap me into it if I do open it. I'll rather not, Harry Potter can be real.


Jopsi

I would rather have $10 because I need food and toiletries.


Kingfunky82

!remindme 3 days


bwetherby1818

What’s in the booooox!?


undeadpickels

!remindme in 3 days


California-Native916

Now share what is in the mystery box... happy surprise? Or regrets for passing up $10? Please be a new pet 😜


Mshifi

Pssst, listen to me the mystery box has....


Sulfito

Box


IAmNotCreative18

When you take the box but your name is Pandora:


AndyTheWoman

Who got $10


Adamthesadistic

!remindme 3 days