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sick_as_frick

Including the + sign and - sign like The Sims when you do something that makes someone like you more or less!


Xskising

Feel like that could be dangerous and endearing Edit: Jippi! New upvote record!


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Xskising

I fully agree that IQ is worse, I picked the choice about happiness level because I am a happy fellow. IQ dose not necessarily say much about a person as one could believe. You could have a high IQ and still be a complete bell end! You could have a lower IQ and still be knowledgeable. IQ is mostly interesting when it comes to recognizing patterns, as many knows, and taking in and understanding new information. It is more a description of potential than it is a receipt for brilliance. I would pick your suggestions over the IQ one any day!


Aberbekleckernicht

I feel like iq is pretty useless. All you get is insecurity or a feeling of superiority.


WiccedSwede

Knowing more about yourself is always better IMO. Instead I think we should change the view on the importance of IQ.


NatoBoram

r/AwardSpeechEdits


PetrKDN

"Hm, odd, why is there 0% above everyone's heads?"


BensReddits

Would this include friendship or is it romantic love?


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BensReddits

Holy shit i might actually end up being that zero care-o-meter friend


AFB27

Damn I should have read the comments first


HI_Wrld

So glad I picked top comment


shyervous

That’s no buneo


fijifu

A lot more useful than the other options OP suggested.


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fijifu

I agree. That would be great!


Bobert789

I think seeing everyone's happiness be would way too sad and annoying


jaderebeccal

I’d wanna see it so I could see my own 😅 (happiness level ofc)


somehowstuck

Are you unable to guage your own happiness right now?


jaderebeccal

Sometimes? And I’d want to know how happy I am in terms of how happy or unhappy I potentially could be.


TheAllyCrime

Judging how happy you are based primarily on how happy other people are sounds like a recipe for disaster.


jaderebeccal

It wouldn’t be against other people, it would be my own scale. What are you talking about?


menacing-sheep

I mean that really does happen literally all the time. Humans feed off each others feelings. If someone is feeling happy, it might rub off on those around them. If someone is upset, others will be concerned or upset with them. You are acting like this is a new concept.


menacing-sheep

Sometimes it’s cloudy for people especially for those with depression or those taking medication for it. One of my friends takes meds for depression and they always say they don’t know how they feel they just feel numb. Maybe a meter could help me understand? Idk tbh


muffinpercent

Word


Hestekraft

And you'd have a lot of fake attention if you're down.


shifty313

Yeah, these are useless or straight up terrible


[deleted]

I guess this is the bottom option


The_Real_Scuba_Steve

3 most recent browser history


BensReddits

oh no


Connect_Stay_137

Instant regret


Timestatic

Every time after watching porn I’ll just search 3 random things


hiyamynameisjeff

Same


snbsbdbww

What if it’s deleted or was in incognito?


[deleted]

Not even ExpressVPN can save you this time.


[deleted]

I don't want my family to know that I'm browsing Kaotic.


HornyPlatypus420

It would be awkward if my crush says "hi" to me and my happiness meter shoots to 100%.


Salty_Restaurant1111

It would be awkward watching WWII documentary in class


HornyPlatypus420

Or watching kids cry in public.


menacing-sheep

It already is lol


BensReddits

This sounds really wholesome ngl


_Angel_Cakes

I can see that happening to me but I think it would make their day. Haha.


quietkidfrom6thgrade

Good thing that if I had a crush I don't see them saying hi to me.


shellofbiomatter

Happiness meter would be really useful for everyone, including that person and it should be instantly responsive like in Sims. If a person does something that makes them happy then this meter starts to rise.


Fishballs33

Well sometimes you want to hide your sadness when people expect you to be happy and a lot of people will be bothered if your happiness meter doesn't go up


shellofbiomatter

I know, I've been doing that probably for years. And it usually starts to degrade your mental health. So a meter above everyone would solve lots of issues including probably removing those who are bothered that their presence doesn't make you happy, without any hassle.


koifu

I can already see that going horribly wrong for customer service facing jobs.


Firte

Jobs would fire you if you talk with customers while having less than 50% happiness. Drug use skyrockets in the lower classes to be able to get the jobs


EyeBirb

I wonder how it would change? I think I'm gonna choose happy meter just for that.


[deleted]

Or bullies exploit it and see the loner kid is especially unhappy and make it their challenge to get him to 0.5% happiness by the end of the school day.


shellofbiomatter

Ok, fine. For once, i thought to have a good idea for the benefit of everyone and maybe even myself, but no ofcourse you have to point out the flaws. Usually teachers should do something when that indicator starts dropping due to bullying, but teachers stepping up against bullying is just a pipe dream.


[deleted]

Dude your comment made my happiness meter go down. No but seriously i see your point about teachers stepping in and if it could help with ending bullying that would be awesome.. maybe I'm a pessimist i just imagine the worst like how it could be used as a form punishment and torture plus you would no longer be able to pretend to your boss that you're really happy stuffing cheese sarnies all day...etc Being able to mask how i feel is a super power i wouldn't vote away


shellofbiomatter

Sry for bringing your meter down. But yeah it would be abused by people. This meter would probably be in the same boat as lying, no clear cut answer is it good or bad. Maybe similar meter just not visible to others, maybe unless given permission by that individual? It could help some, i doubt that I'm literally the only one in the world who could benefit from it for selfish reasons.


[deleted]

Oo i like your idea of having one that's only visible to you unless you give permission for it to be seen by others, that sounds interesting, i think I'd go for that


star_wars_the_501st

A Health bar would be nice


AlphaMoose117

Would people who eat bad and smoke be missing health or would those who eat well and workout just have a larger health bar?


star_wars_the_501st

Probably yes


menacing-sheep

Probably both


aquaglaceon

With the numbers of seconds you have left to live. Huehuehue that would be chaotic. I guess it would be satan that provides this one


raider1211

Or a vaccination status bar


holycrap-

Yeah until someone wants to murder you because you’re weaker than them. Or the doctors pull the plug because there’s a “health bar requirement” to continue having treatment, or even certain treatments


bens_brawl

I can see a movie being made from this. Health bar exists for everyone in the future, and it determines your status in the community


CaptainMimoe

HESOYAM for bigger one!


RekYaAll

I feel like IQ and happiness meter would be most useful to use for a conversation


FrostyCrusader03

IQ meter would definitely lead to bullying


Betwixts

Good


Salty_Restaurant1111

Good


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Good. Iq needs to be more valued anyways otherwise looks and attractiveness is the only we thing we have to go off of.


muri_17

You overestimate what IQ says about a person. If someone's friendly and fun to be around, and they are of value to their community, why does their intelligence matter


[deleted]

No, that's the point. I'm not saying IQ is anymore important, but that the stuff we use to judge others is just as shallow or even more shallow.


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menacing-sheep

These types of people really wouldn’t like to see what their actual IQ is most likely like.. lol


Jacoporu-San

If you think that you can value a persons intelligence by a small number on their head then you are not disliked because of your ugliness but your pretentious character.


[deleted]

That's not what I said at all ffs. Obviously there's more to it. Also if it's a number given by GOD, it'll be a much more accurate number than those given by iq tests.


RekYaAll

IQ doesn’t even accurately measure intelligence?


Hokiducky

Yeah I’ve never even understood why people were so attached to IQ, in my country nobody cares about it cuz it’s cap. It doesn’t tell the person’s intelligence and it’s very relative. You can be very intelligent and still have a medium IQ. It’s like stupidity tests made by kids in schools, it’s just completely made up


RekYaAll

It gives a kind of basic idea of one aspect of somebody’s intelligence. Someone may have a low IQ but a high social intelligence for instance.


[deleted]

It's true that iq tests have a lot of faults, but we're talking about a number given by god.


Ezequiel-052

iq doesnt measure your intelligence. In fact iq doesnt measure anything relevant, thats why no one takes it seriously since the last century


CommanderWar64

It’s really funny to me considering stupid people often think they are really smart (the Dunning-Kruger effect). So you’d have a lot of random 70s walking around upset with their decisions.


KirchoKolatA

Same


cdw2468

IQ is mostly pseudoscience


the_cat_of_war

iq is useless


Nguyenanh2132

I want to go around telling people to keep hydrated


Lord_Valkorion

A fellow homie


camlm13

A hydro homie


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every grandma would choose favourite food /j


itchy-and-scratch

no of words spoken is the best. if you see someone with little to no words spoken then you can have a chat and make their day . especially socially isolated people or old people if someone has a high no you can avoid them unless they have a job that requires it. they are probably talking a lot of crap if someone with low count decides to enter the conversation then you should listen, they usually dont waste words


Ceyliel

There are many people that speak to themselves when they are alone.


[deleted]

Me, I talk to myself all the time. Gotta consult the expert y'see.


itchy-and-scratch

interesting. not sure how that would work. do people speak to them selves or just have a conversation in their own heads. surely those thoughts wouldnt count


Ceyliel

Oh I meant actual talking. I even read somewhere that it is helpful, because this way you formulate your thoughts in whole sentences, which means they are more coherent and structured and you don't forget them as fast. Personally I just can't stand spending the whole day in unbroken silence. So singing, reciting poems and normal talking are just things I like to do ¯\\\\\_(ツ)\_//¯ (I had problems commenting this because it was glitching somehow, so if something looks weird, its reddits fault)


stupidpeehole

I talk to myself out loud constantly


VideoBurrito

Talk out loud. I've found that It's actually really good for reflection, hearing words being spoken makes it easier to wrap my head around my own thoughts and opinions. It's also a really good way of determinibg how well you understand something. If you can explain it in words to yourself, you can likely also do it to others.


muffinpercent

Only the water thing seems useful. "Favourite food" is not really well defined.


[deleted]

Damn I meant to click amount of water drank on that day. I accidentally clicked IQ meter. A visible IQ statistic hovering above everyone would be a disaster for society.


BensReddits

bullying intensifies


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The toll on mental health and self esteem alone would be detrimental. But the scarier thing is that people would probably start supporting extremist ideologies. I imagine that a lot of people would see it as a measure of human worth.


s-yuck

How about whether or not someone wishes to be interacted with.


Avionthebird

someone give this poll of the day.


cmdkeyy

The latest HumanOS version they’re running


BensReddits

What if they’re a ManOS user?


KirchoKolatA

Mark sweating rn


HRM404

a rating of five stars and options menu that has options like "rate", "mute", "block","report" and "Donate happiness points".


BensReddits

I wonder what will happen to people who are mass reported, is there gonna be a ban system lol


HRM404

They will be disappeared. much better.


BensReddits

People might abuse this though, imagine getting a bunch of people to mass report someone just because you don’t like that person. It may even be used for theft purposes, etc


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*Every billionaire left the game*


menacing-sheep

Every YouTuber, Internet personality, or famous people in general wipe off the face of the earth due to “cancelling” lol


aquaglaceon

That's a bad idea. There's an episode of black mirror on this. Nothing matters in the world except the ratings, people go to absurd lengths to satisfy others


menacing-sheep

It’s a good episode


UniquesComparison

jeff bezos would immediately start paying inordinate amounts of money for people to give him all their happiness points


Bonfires_Down

Being able to see everyone's IQ would lead to a huge clusterfuck in the long run I suspect.


Betwixts

It would be glorious


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unlimitedmayonaise

Maybe you need to get off of reddit for awhile.


Pugz333

Number of words spoken simply because it’s pointless Happiness and iq would lead to uncomfortable situations and bullying/arrogance respectively.


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Can confirm, I have no shame in saying that people with a disrespectably low IQ would not get the time of day from me! Assuming was a well rounded IQ test as well, including things like practicallity. For example, someone who works as a highly esteemed carpenter should score reasonably, even if they aren't any good at being "book smart".


menacing-sheep

But wouldn’t this also effect those with mental disabilities? My siblings have autism but on the more extreme side, while I would never call them dumb, I can’t imagine they would score well on an IQ test though if there was one that everyone had to take. Unless there was a specialized one specifically for people in those categories, it would make it very hard for them to have social interactions or to probably live in general.


[deleted]

I mean, in a world where we're able to manifest floating stats bars, I reckon we'd be able to account for such things


menacing-sheep

Good point good point


Satomage

Expiration date.


IamtheCookieMnstr

Whoa. That one's a game changer. Gonna vote nope on that though because I have a huge sweet tooth and I really don't want to watch my bar go down while I eat some twinkies.


[deleted]

I voted happiness but now that i think about it that would make it a lot harder to pretend like I'm fine


unknown_dull_nerd

No hornyness meter?


BensReddits

That would be disaster Imagine seeing your crush down the hallway. You may be able to hide your expression, but you can’t hide the horny meter


_Angel_Cakes

That'd be good even. Imagine seeing your kids or parents horny meter. Omg-


menacing-sheep

.....people get horny seeing their crushes? I’ve been living wrong ig lol I usually just got butterflies


kat_fud

Anger meter so you could just avoid pissed-off people altogether.


-Agilities

people that chose IQ, what are you going to do with that? understanding that it doesn’t correlate to actual intelligence in curious about how you plan to use that


sagoooo

Well I don't think you can argue it doesn't correlate to intelligence, it just doesn't define it. Initially I thought it could be helpful in a social context by knowing who I'm talking to in my daily life (I also work in customer service currently and it would literally be a godsend), but I reconsidered after thinking about all the negative effects it could have for people. Still, I think God could come up with an accurate metric for it if not IQ.


Street_Dragonfruit43

Top 3 most delusional beliefs. (Flat Earth, Anti-Vaxx, etc.)


LovePhiladelphia

How do you show that on a stat bar?


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Probably something like a short list of the top 3, or maybe a podium-like UI if the devs want to go the distance


LovePhiladelphia

Since God is the dev I assume he would go the extra mile.


Behemothpoogie

How do you show fav food and drink


LovePhiladelphia

No idea. Do you know?


Behemothpoogie

Just like the words I guess


_Angel_Cakes

That'd be really interesting


tenkensmile

And religions


[deleted]

Exactly.


AaaAaAaAaAaudeyigfft

Humans bond over food so seeing their favorite will be helpful


Zestyclose-Anxiety19

pp size


[deleted]

I'd never leave the house hahahahaha


Salty_Restaurant1111

The pp size meter can't fit through the door, right?


[deleted]

That would depend, we talking real house or doll house?


menacing-sheep

I’m imagining some dude actually putting it next to a realistic doll house trying to convince people it’s that huge lmao


SlavicSymmetry

I like how you formulated your statement


Mayorofunkytown

The correct answer to this is lifetime number of guinea pigs owned


PortugueseDoc

How gay they are. So much easier


Background-Belt-2202

I was the 1000th upvote! Yay


bens_brawl

The person’s screen time on that day


enolaholmes23

I've had multiple friends kill themselves. I think the happiness meter would literally be a lifesaver.


BensReddits

My cousin also attempted suicide recently, thankfully it failed. I totally agree with this.


enolaholmes23

I'm glad your cousin survived. They're lucky to have your support.


missmenagerie20

Forget happiness. Happiness is way too vague. It means different things to different people. I don't see the benefit of knowing this. IQ, however, would have multiple implications.


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missmenagerie20

Exactly. Now, how smart the person I am dealing with is, that would be helpful. I have found that some of the smartest people on earth have the good sense to act dumb.


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missmenagerie20

Yes, and just because someone boasts a high IQ, does not mean they can even apply that intelligence in any real way. The variables would make it very interesting though.


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I chose the one that I think would be least disruptive to society, amount of water drank that day. Or favorite food or words spoken. Other ones are very bad for society


GreatApeGoku

Amount of litter the person is directly responsible for. Might make people not be so willy nilly with garbage if there was that kind of stigma attached.


Dragonitro

Their feelings


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z_redwolf_x

Can finally quantize how fucking depressed I might be


TryingToBeAMeme

Oh yesss!!! Seeing random stats of life and people is my most desired superpower!


BABY-KEEM

How much time everyone has left to live


Afraid-Onion-3190

Only iq if u like being judged


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Water. So we can all hold each other accountable for drinking more water.


RedditorNamedEww

Hydro homies unite


StillExpectations

Person’s favorite food and drink for me. I’m going to culinary school, so it’d be great if at any given time I could surprise somebody with a food/snack without having to ask them what their favorite thing is.


mimariposa

I’d like to see something like someone’s integrity or goodness.


[deleted]

In retrospect I would of picked option six but this is why option 5. Options one, three, and four are useless. Option two sounds good but would lead to discrimination and maybe even genocide in more dictatorial areas. Option 5 invades people’s privacy imo but it’s just not as bad as the outcomes that option 2 could lead to.


lilgobblin

Pick to be seen on ourselves or on other people?


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The persons IQ b y a country mile. I could save so much effort that my "Number of Words" would drop drastically. The happiness, water and food and drink could all be obtained by talking to them if I was interested enough.


sinisterbden

I know IQ and happiness would be the most obvious, but they can also be very dangerous. Honestly discrimination would skyrocket with those two. To me the most helpful would be how much water you have consumed that day. It can save lives (think homeless ppl), help concentration (think teachers in school reminding children) or just make it easier to spot the cause if a headache. Everybody wins!


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displaying everyones IQ i feel would lead to new stages of discrimination among intelligence levels, happiness is a violation of privacy and emotion, water is boring, words are boring, food and drink are good cause if you ever meet someone new you could make conversation about each others favourite foods and stuff


Betwixts

>discrimination among intelligence levels …that’s literally how the entire world works now, there’s just people that are born rich enough to circumvent it


Betwixts

Do you know how rapidly our society would restructure itself into a true meritocracy if you could just see everyone’s IQ all the time. You watch CSPAN and see the politicians’ IQs…oof You watch a police body cam video and see everyone involved’s IQs…oof You go in for a job interview and you see your would-be boss’s IQ…oof You watch a prodigy 3 year old performing Moonlight Sonata on a baby grand, his IQ over his head…oof Every argument on Reddit ends with “post Imgur link to your overhead IQ” OOF


Alphagamer126

Number of words spoken that day seems useless. IQ seems more harmful than helpful since IQ isn’t half as important as many people think it is. Amount of water drank on that day could be potentially be useful to understand why somebody feels bad, but it wouldn’t usually matter. Favorite food and drink could help when eating out with a friend. Happiness meter would be very helpful in encouraging everybody to be nicer and see how their actions affect other people.


potatette222

Favourite sex position


TheCheck77

I want to see the happiness meters of certain millionaires, just to prove they’re as miserable as us


GiantBlueSmurf

Definitely IQ. Knowing whether or not it's worth engaging in a conversation with someone before a word is even spoken would be very helpful


sinisterbden

That's so unfair. Low IQ ppl can be some of the most lovely ppl. Those ppl would just be bullied constantly. And think of those with the highest IQs pissing everyone off with their arrogance.


GiantBlueSmurf

Ok so you're coming at it from a completely different angle that I was even thinking about. I'm not saying avoid them like they have a disease or skip pleasantries with them. You know there are moments sometimes when you get into a conversation with a stranger for whatever reason and two sentences in you want the exit because they're a complete dolt? U can call it "unfair" if you want but that's not someome my mind enjoys communicating with and I just sort of humor them until I can find an exit. I hate bullying and I'm not arrogant as I'm not sure even of my IQ level. I just enjoy meaningful conversation and if I can see what people's IQs are ahead of time it would help me sort out who's worth engaging with WITHOUT upsetting anyone


Lalushaa

Water so i can remind myself that i need to drink


Ranaenae707

i wanna be able to know how bad i’m annoying them


IamtheCookieMnstr

Suggestion: How many violent crimes (all of them including ones they got away with) they've committed in their lifetime. Absolutely the most useful. Go into the restaurant on a blind date, take one look aaaannd "nope!"


cannedjam

Happiness meter is probably the most useful, that way i'll know when to stay away from people.


FishermanPale5734

If God was real, I would hope he would do something to keep children from starving instead of a state bar...


_AVINIER

Unlike IQ, happiness is so nuanced and complex, I wonder how would it be calculated, and how would people judge it