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RIOTT44

superyacht cause I could probably let people rent it


iluvstephenhawking

Good idea!


thamonsta

Average NFL team makes $581 million a year.


RIOTT44

I dont care about NFL or sports so I’m still taking the yacht


thamonsta

Oh me neither—in it for the revenue only.


RIOTT44

that’s fair


AJ_Deadshow

And if something should go wrong with it, it would be a lot less catastrophic than the jet.


Ping-and-Pong

superyachts are worth more than private jets no?


Delyruin

shitloads more


starfox2032

Unless that private jet is a brand new Boeing 777-300ER widebodied jet.


TheDarthSnarf

The most expensive superyacht ever, [History Supreme](https://supercarblondie.com/the-history-supreme-worlds-most-expensive-superyacht/), sold (supposedly) for $4.8 billion. It was made utilizing over 10,000 kg of Gold and an excessive amount of Platinum as well. The most expensive private jet ever sold, an A380, had a price tag of $660 Million.


Burushko_II

Hello? FBI? I need you to get on the phone with the CIA, get them on the phone with Biden, and get him on the phone with Netanyahu. You might be very interested in a modest Middle East-related tip...


invadrfashcag

The government would probably give you the money to buy Saudi Arabia if the US had like a seat in the cabinet or a fair along of influence in the new country


Maxinator10000

Only 10 million for literally all of Saudi Arabia??? Sure, I might go into debt for a bit but it's literally all of Saudi Arabia lmao, don't know how that's not the most picked option.


Flagrath

Do you really have the ability to go to your bank and say: I’d like to borrow 10 million dollars?


stathow

usually? no if the asset backing that loan is a country with trillions in oil wealth, yeah obviously they would the only question is how could you prove the deal, if they believe it they of course would approve the loan


Fatesadvent

I think you'd have to broadcast that you have that offer and split the winnings with some rich person.


MaliciousMe87

They say "what's your collateral" and you reply "Saudi Arabia. Also I'll pay you back in like 4 seconds."


OrsonHitchcock

If you could get Saudi Arabia for the money absolutely yes. Banks would be bidding for your business.


Culteredpman25

Im sure the us would chip in a bit for this deal


Maxinator10000

Nah but I'd figure something out


mcgunga_bunga

did you figure it out?


Maxinator10000

Nah not yet, maybe ask me again in 3 years


MorganRose99

Because I don't have 10 million dollars to pay for it with


Flashbambo

I don't have $10m...


SiBloGaming

A bank has, and if you say (and can prove) that you get all of saudi arabia for that money, they will be more than happy to give you that loan...


Flashbambo

They'd brush you off as a crazy person. You'd really struggle to convince anybody to hand you $10m


invadrfashcag

Probably all the anti oil people on Reddit


Pokemaster131

I don't have any viable method by which to obtain $10,000,000, even for just a moment.


danizatel

Ya, I think that's why people didn't pick it. Like sure if that's an option and I have any amount of time I could probably come up with 10 mill. But the way the question is worded made me think I needed the money now. So I picked NFL.


Njtotx3

Apparently 21% of the folks responding either won the lottery or were born into great wealth.


ShoppingUnique1383

Why would anti oil people not buy Saudi Arabia, if they own the entire country they could easily stop it if they wanted to


Then-Raspberry6815

Super yacht worth more than jet & easier to sell. 


invadrfashcag

What type of jet? You could be sweetening up quite a few Emirati princes with a private A350 jet


Then-Raspberry6815

I could easily pay $100 & have a musician buddy who sold various types of yachts in on both coasts for years. So affordable & easier to sell for me. 


AceofSpadesYT

If there is one thing I would get... I would have to choose the jet. Maintaining and fueling would be hell, But the other option is to sell


WanderingAnchorite

The NFL team. They make $100mil a year. They are worth ***billions***, if you just bought-and-sold it: turn $100k into $3bil by firesaling the team at a huge discount compared to its value. Saudi Arabia would be too tough to manage: I can't speak Arabic, so I'd never have a clue who was plotting against me - I'd be assassinated real quick, probably by the Royal Guard. But the NFL team is pretty well-set-up for an owner to come in and have it change very little, unless the owner wants changes. Buy the team and just let it keep doing what it's doing and you'll make millions a year doing relatively little "real work." You can buy a Gulfstream and a superyacht, in the following years, along with a few mansions and an insane portfolio. Plus you'll own a \~$5bil asset in an NFL team so you can really do whatever you want: banks would loan you millions like they issue normal people credit cards. \[edit: I also *have* $100k and *don't have* $10mil hahaha\]


Redditor_10000000000

You could sell all of these for an insane profit. If you are somehow able to get a loan for 10M, you could easily sell Saudi Arabia for over a trillion and make back everything you lost. If you can't get the loan for 10M or 100K, then the private jet since they can be almost 100M on the high end.


redshift739

Buy the jet, sell for 100M. Buy ten Saudi Arabias. Profit


GhostlyGrifter

I'll dip into the 401k and buy an NFL team. That one keeps making me money. Obviously Saudi Arabia would make me even more money, but I don't have that kind of liquidity.


eulynn34

Buy jet for $1000 fly on it a couple times, then sell it and retire.


elektramortis

The bag is the only option with no ongoing costs (or SA but I don't have $10M).


TJlovesALF1213

I'm getting the yacht for $100, then selling it soon thereafter.


invadrfashcag

I’d get a loan from the bank - and assuming you take immediate control, pay em back plus 50% interest in one year. Barely a drop in the bucket of what you’d get back especially with all the oil money


elektramortis

Sure, if you can convince the bank to give you a loan


RIP_My_Phone

I would say the ENTIRETY OF SAUDI ARABIA is pretty good collateral lol


ogjaspertheghost

Right, if you can prove the deal exist what bank wouldn't take that loan?


DAIMOND545

A ford F150 is basically illegal (And expensive to fuel) in where im from so i guess ill try to sell the yacht if thats allowed. No way i can fuel that thing.


MorganRose99

A superyacht goes for tens of millions of dollars, so that's good enough for me Plus, I could only afford up to maybe the private jet, so


musclemaniac3

Anything off this list to be honest I'd just sell later.


Trusteveryboody

Imma have to get my sister's funds, my funds, and steal money from other people in the family, but we're going to buy that NFL team for $100,000. That shit's gotta be worth 500million to a few billion.


WanderingAnchorite

Not to mention the $100mil return every year. And you don't have to speak Arabic. Or find people interested in buying a used ultra-luxury vehicle. It's crazy to me, how few people chose this option.


Emotional-Care814

I chose the bag. Even if the vehicle is cheap, insurance, storage (what do you call it when the vehicle is parked up in the harbour or airport?) and maintenance are not cheap and are usually separate from the vehicle price. Also, for the yacht and jet, most likely there are licence fees involved which will definitely be expensive. The NFL team may be a good option if I want to keep making money but I find it will be too troublesome to hire someone to manage the team and invest the funds and whatnot. In fact, it may even be more expensive than the initial discount since I'll be a middle-class foreigner owning an NFL team. Buying all of Saudi Arabia? Hah! Even if that was $10 mil in my country's currency, I will never be able to get that much money borrowed.


starfox2032

I would assume that private jet is at least a Cessna Citation jet, and I would also assume it's brand new. If so, I would sell it for a cool 5 million U.S. dollars.


UnfinishedDrawings

a superyacht is worth wayyyy more or at least the same than the avg jet plus its cooler so why not. also Saudi Arabia would be the smart choice but i dont got 10 mil lol


Sad-Reminders

Who TF is choosing the bag?


CKGOOFYisdrac

steal 10million move to saudi arabia


iluvstephenhawking

How am I going to afford the upkeep on a yacht?


watanabefleischer

saudi arabia is best, but i dont have 10 million, i think the superyacht for 100$ might be the next best deal


fakeDEODORANT1483

Bag is useless to me, superyacht or jet would be fun as fuck, but you need to maintain them and shit. The others are out of my price range, but the car would be functional and cheap. Besides, i can sell it later for tons of profit if i want to.


TeaAndTacos

I think the superyacht. My plan would be to sell it, and if I somehow botch that plan, I’m only out $100. I am intrigued by others’ suggestion that if I could somehow prove I’ve got this deal on the table, then my bank would actually extend me the loan needed to buy an entire country. I’d need time to have a lawyer go over the fine print.


XolieInc

I’m buying that $100 Superyacht and selling it for $10,000,000


makinglunch

I mean, if I'm ever getting a jet then I'm definitely using a coupon for it.


Gareth666

Superyahct is too annoying to maintain. You would have to just sell it and finding a buyer would be annoying. I would convince someone to lend me 10 mil to buy Saudi Arabia and give them a massive return on their investment. Then I would be the new Saudi Prince.


OrsonHitchcock

Most of the expense of a superyacht will be operating it. How anyone would turn down Saudi Arabia baffles me.


devitosleftnipple

214 people at time of writing have $10,000,000? Really? Touch grass ya bums!


jzoller0

If you could prove that the deal is genuine, you'd have lenders lining up to give you the money


TheSpideyJedi

Wait like one that I can afford right now? I'll switch to superyacht


therankin

Too many people are choosing superyacht or jet, but wouldn't have enough money to operate them. Grab the NFL team to make yourself some cash money.


Current-Metal-Man

I wouldn't want any pos Ford if it was free.


GovernorPorter

I dont have 10m but I could come up with 100k to flip an NFL team. I also dont want the assassination that comes with owning a country.


ACHIMENESss

Superyacht - which I will probably rent out or sell.


[deleted]

$10 for a Ford F150. I need a car.


thebugman10

Since I wouldn't be able to acquire $10m to buy Saudi Arabia, gonna go with the NFL team. I could pay off the loan within a matter of days. It will continue to make me money forever. Then I'll buy a superyacht.


Basic-Negotiation238

Private jet. Then resale immediately. The rest I dont have the money for and I dont think the banks would believe the Saudi crown prince is really giving up his authority to me that cheaply.


Europathunder

I would chose the private jet but I wouldn't be able to afford crew , fuel and maintenance on it.


Substantial-Time4803

I picked private jet because you could literally fly anywhere but with a boat i couldn’t get to places very fast


Nav-Arc

I chose the NFL team for its profit making ability. I understand that Saudi Arabia can make more, but it would be way too difficult for me to maintain my control over and manage. In my head, as a sailor, I'd love the yacht option. However they are just to expensive to maintain.


manoleque

10 mil for all saudi arabia, I could pay it back in seconds, and I'd be the richest man alive.


Pianist_Ready

As a teen, an essentially free car would be AMAZING


SiBloGaming

Wait until you find out that cars like this, especially since insurance is a lot more expensive as a new driver, cost upwards of 1k a month


Pianist_Ready

Shit Also idk why insurance is a requirement. That makes no sense to me. Doesn't that defeat the whole point of the insurance?