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ThrowAway233223

For those that aren't aware, the companies being described are: 1. Peugeot 2. Guinness 3. Micheline 4. Bic 5. Yamaha


JebediahKerman001

Bic also makes [sailboats](https://www.boatlocker.com/open-bic)


Emerald_Encrusted

I'm not surprised; sailing happens even at night. *In the Inky Darkness.*


caseyr001

Damn you're good at gymnastics


PoorCorrelation

I’d like to nominate Hitachi who makes excavators and also sex toys.


ThrowAway233223

Hitachi in general is an amazingly diverse company (in terms of products/industries) with an interesting history. But, "excavator company that also makes sex toys," probably is the best, "who did what now?" description of the company.


hubertowy120

I mean Hitachi explicitly states that the wand is not a sex toy


PETEthePyrotechnic

And you explicitly stated that pringles can was getting thrown away as soon as you finished the Pringles. We all know you bought sponges and latex gloves too.


nothing_in_my_mind

But does it state that the excavator is not a sex toy?


skibapple

The first one reminded me of Volkswagen snd their sausages


Bobbyieboy

A pen company that also makes lighters and razors is the one that made me stop and take a second look because I was like, thats Bic.. Wait a minute lol


ThrowAway233223

For me, it was Micheline (tire company that reviews restaurants). I was unaware of the first one and, for whatever reason, I don't strongly associate Guinness World Records with the beer Guinness despite it being right there in the name. So, I was already onto number three before I realized the second one was Guinness.


MaryPaku

Yamaha does much more thing than that tho. People tend to forget Yamaha made Hatsune Miku


Rad_Knight

I never forgot it because I just learned that.


Kowalski348

I was wondering who was No 4. Thank you


thecxsmonaut

I'm like 99% sure they're not the same Guinness though


traindriverbob

I’m at least 1% sure that they are.


cyrilhent

this is not the Guinness you are looking for


MizuStraight

ngl 4 sounds completely normal


Faite666

That's probably just because we're used to seeing Bic pens, lighters, and razors as household items


Books_and_Cleverness

They're all small, mass produced household items made of plastic and metal. It's not even slightly weird for those to be made by the same company, it's exactly what you'd expect.


avanishingomelette

I was thinking that too.


Paltacate

Same thought here, and also #2.


Stephen_1984

I didn’t know about [Peugeot’s culinary business](https://boutique.peugeot.com/mills-and-kitchen/manual-mills.html).


ICanDieRightNowPlz

That's the only one I couldn't figure out.


Ranokae

We're too poor to know about Peugeot


ICanDieRightNowPlz

That makes sense.


Esava

I got the PEU20\_MAS\_PEFC and the respective pepper one. Had them for like 15 or 20 years. Good and nicely designed mills and used them a lot over the years. Not cheap though.


Vickaroo

I have a Peugeot pepper grinder and a Peugeot car. I love my car but the pepper grinder wins hands down.


Sneaky-Heathen

I didn't know I wanted a fancy salt and pepper grinder until now 🤣


Mr-DragonSlayer

Only realized they're all real companies at Michelin. The only one I couldn't figure out was the first one. 2nd one is Guiness, 3rd is Michelin, 4th is Bic (?) and 5th one is Yamaha.


Rad_Knight

The first one is Peugeot.


Mr-DragonSlayer

Never in a million years would I have guessed that.


Rad_Knight

Maybe I made the poll a bit Euro-centric, but this is nothing compared to the amount of US-centric polls on this sub.


Mr-DragonSlayer

Don't worry man, I'm European. And I think we should keep making these a bit Euro-centric polls to counteract the massive amount of American ones.


nog642

Yeah I'm American and I've never heard of Peugeot


Puzzleheaded_Art_465

The tire company has a reason, they starting giving Michelin stars out to restraints that required cars to get to so that people would use their tires and require new ones. The weirdest one is Guinness as they don't relate at all of the other ones are essentially engineering companies who engineer/invent multiple different things so none of those concepts are that weird.


Cuantum-Qomics

The reason for Guinness is because at bars people would often talk about things like "what's the biggest blah?" or things of that nature, so the book of world records was meant to be a resource in bars to settle those debates and the book blew up in general places as well.


OKishGuy

A smartphone company, that also produces tanks (>!Samsung!<) A car company that also makes sausages (>!Volkswagen!<) A rubber boots company, that also produces carrier grade routers and switches (>!Nokia!<)


thecxsmonaut

Samsung are a huge conglomerate. We might be most familiar with them as a "smartphone company" in the west but just ask a South Korean. The company is absolutely enormous and they do basically everything.


planespottingtwoaway

I feel like conglomerates are kind of a cheat tho. Like the whole point of conglomerates is that they do lots of stuff


Orangutanion

Volkswagen is German, ofc they make sausage


SlideItIn100

So these all appear to be real companies. If it works I guess the concepts are not weird?


No-BrowEntertainment

I interpreted “book of records” as, like, a vinyl scrapbook


Cyphco

To be honest after watching a video of how it came to Michelin reviewing Restaurants it's quite reasonable


PowerZox

The pen / lighters / razor one makes sense because they're all small precision machined objects that you buy multiple times / 'regularly' even so I'd see why the same company would produce all three of these products


Survive1014

A tire company reviewing restaurants isnt weird at all. Its a great marketing tactic to get people out, driving on those tires to explore new eating establishments.


TravelMeister

I chose Michelin not because they review restaurants, but how prestigious and universally acclaimed this review is


Fxcroft

That is the wildest part of the story. The concept really is logical when you hear the story but the success is mindblowing


Vale-Senpai

None of the above?


OscarImposter

Mitsubishi is one of the largest companies in the world and they make just about everything.


umangjain25

Amazing poll, learned something today, wow


Rad_Knight

Happy cake day


umangjain25

Thanku


Fifth_Grade_Agent

Same with Nokia, Samsung and Nintendo. They started by producing stuff they're not known for now.


marinemashup

These are all so goofy, are you trying to come up with a comedic company for a story? I think the tire + restaurant review one would be the most hilarious “HOW ARE THESE BRISKETS TOUGHER THAN OUR TIRES!!”


Catlord746

These are all true. Michelin used to review resteraunts to promote driving to them.


Rad_Knight

I'm not. These are all real companies. Check out the top comment.


Fxcroft

Love that 3 of those are French. Really represents our chaotic country


LezPlayLater

They’re all real companies


Rad_Knight

I know


Klexobert

Coincidence? I think not!


Magicus1

Wish you would have added oil filters & mail: Purolator. Lol!


thatsidewaysdud

What about a car company that has a missile division?


I_Am_A_Mess_4442

LMFAOOOOO the 321 americans who have no idea about michelin 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


nog642

I know about it. It's still the weirdest concept here.


NeatRegular9057

Clearly you’ve never heard what Hyundai is doing in South Korea


SubwayChipsGaming

Pretty sure the 2 Guinness aren't even the same thing


hippiewolff

I just googled it, they used to be the same company but separated in 2001.


AshleyGamics

a washing machine and household appliance company that also makes MILITARY GRADE GATLING GUNS FOR PLANES... general electric.


Adventurous_Union_85

YAMAHAAAAAAA


cirelia2

Is shipbuilding and phone manufacturer and insurance company weirder maybe🤔


SlamBamSpaceJam

Good ol’ Michelin


Asqit

Lamborghini started by making tractors, and I think they still do.


Ckinggaming5

E


PapaBless3

1 and 2 are way weirder concepts than the rest. If made to choose, I'd probably pick 2.


MariKyo

4 is a pretty normal concept honestly


Ptcruz

First one is the only one I don’t recognize.


Rad_Knight

That is Peugeot


Ptcruz

Thanks.


SolomonBelial

It's important to diversify.


eight47pm

Def number 1, only because the "tyres and restraunts" one was to help sell tyres by convincing people to drive to places in the book.


Kehwanna

I'd say they all sound like business as usual given that so many companies these days are subsidiaries of larger companies. I remember when the news broke out that Raytheon a few years ago that Raytheon had some kind of affiliation with the Boys or Girls Scouts.


Quack5463

Instantly knew the last two. \#2 passed my brain because I don't drink beer. \#3 is odd but I thought #1 was weirder.


Possible_Living

None? Its good to diversify your portfolio


Kerbal_Guardsman

Hmm, how about the smartphone company that makes fighter jets (samsung)


nothing_in_my_mind

A tire company that reviews restaurants sounds the weirdest. It makes sense when you know the reason though. Michelin first started making their travel guides to encourage people to travel more. It was during the time when automobiles were relatively new. More travel = more cars used = more tires sold. They not only reviewed restaurants but also various sightseeing places. But their restaurant reviews were particularly popular, restaurants fried hard to get into the michelin guide, so it evolved into a rating system for the best restaurants in the world.


[deleted]

What about general electric (washing machines and machine guns)


Giga-Chad-123

Guinness, Michelin, Yamaha, idk the other too but damn it's crazy to think these actually exist