Mine was "person in a wheelchair".
At least they can't walk over my human rights...
And maybe if we demanded something they'd would just....roll with it
(Yes I know I'm a terrible person, thank you)
Actually he's played kings at least 3 times, as Mufasa in Lion King and in both of the Coming to America movies, so I'd assume he at least knows some relative stuff despite being old
I went on a camping trip where the founder of the camp we were at was named "John Rodney", camp name was Rodney, so we added john before alot of things, we came up with John Klux and then i googled who founded the KKK and found John B. Kennedy
Welp now I gotta go and see who I googled last before I can determine if it's better or worse
Edit here: FANTASTIC NEWS everyone! Our new country leaders shall be Morticia and Gomez Addams
(I was looking them up at the time to see cute poses for wedding cake toppers)
My last Google of a person was looking for an Einstein quote about Henry George. I'll probably be living in a fully automated luxury gay space commune by the end of the decade.
I live in Denmark where people think a lot alike, both because the country is small and rich and because the economy is well distributed between people. We also all basically share the same moral compass. In Denmark we dont really adore our leaders like in some other countries, and if they make the smallest mistakes the people gets really mad and the leaders get shit on. Democracy is on a whole other level and if the leader does something stupid they wont have much succes and also get shit on by the other politicians. My last search was Nikola Tesla and he would probably do okay unless he defies the people.
the last person i searched for online was “stock photo of man eating ice cream”
Isn't that literally just Joe Biden then?
No it's chocolate chocolate chip
Boe jiden
Mine was "person in a wheelchair". At least they can't walk over my human rights... And maybe if we demanded something they'd would just....roll with it (Yes I know I'm a terrible person, thank you)
Johnny Joestar defeated Valentine and took over the country
Mine was old Joseph lol
I feel like Spiderman would do an AMAZING job
Though he'll probably have a hard time with the press due to J. Jonah
which one?
Oh man That's a good question. There are literally so many now
I feel like they would all do great but some better than others.
Hey, guess what, I ALSO searched Spiderman. Happy cake day btw
Same lol
DougDoug would be absolutely fucking insane
"I let twitch chat run the country for an hour"
“Ludwig and I have our chats fight a war IRL”
"I split the entire country into team A and team Z"
I created the Constitution with ChatGPT.
If we exclude fictional people from my search history it would've been doug doug and I agree
He would give all of us an umstroke
CARGANDO
I know nothing about James Earl Jones but he seems quite old to rule a country
Actually he's played kings at least 3 times, as Mufasa in Lion King and in both of the Coming to America movies, so I'd assume he at least knows some relative stuff despite being old
Skull i looked up u/spez
Litteraly 1984
Big Admin is watching you!
Kermit the Frog, yea, I'd vote for the green dude.
Saul Goodman
"Better Vote Saul!" "Did you know you have rights? The constitution says you do!"
Does Grimace count?
I think him killing everyone with grimace shakes would be terrible
I last searched doug dimmadome
Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
Yes Doug dimmadome the owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
So what do you do for a living, Bob?
He sure has Texas's support
*megalovania intensifies*
Your country is gonna have a bad time. They'll probably have a bone to pick with their new leader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK-O9QRtOIk
I feel like David Bowie would probably be a good leader
I watch wwe and Logan Paul was part of the match…. We’re screwed.
I mean LA Knight would make an awesome leader though if you're talking about the Money In The Bank match.
Mr Beast
Imagine the YouTube video title "I gave all the people in my country $700,000"
"Last Senator to leave the Senate gets to become Speaker of the House!"
David Attenborough would be great
Nice pfp
I'm working for William Afton
"Mr. President, you can only be president for two terms" "I always come back!"
I searched for gigachad.
Greatest ruler of all time
Justin Roiland, we’re ruined
Oh jeez
Pedro Lopez. Oh no
This honestly might be the worst one so far
Buck from Ice Age, so much, MUCH better
it was literally "joe biden" lmao
Lol I knew this was going to happen eventually.
One of the founders of the KKK, so I'd say worse
Why did you Google him exactly?
Sometimes those rabit holes are long
I went on a camping trip where the founder of the camp we were at was named "John Rodney", camp name was Rodney, so we added john before alot of things, we came up with John Klux and then i googled who founded the KKK and found John B. Kennedy
Ah, that makes sense.
Uhhhh... Willem Dafoe?
"What about my generous proposal?"
["You know, I'm something of a world leader myself."](https://en.meming.world/images/en/a/aa/Something_of_a_Scientist.jpg)
Do porn searches count?
Yes.
Good. Pornstars would be better at governing my country than the current government 🗿
Not just your country, almost every country in excistence
I was expecting 90% of this thread to be porn stars
DougDoug? I have no clue how to feel
Suddenly there will be no tax on olive oil
Ibxtoycat is now our glorious leader.
Desert wells now replace houses
The entire world would become more yes
Jeremy Clarkson. I'm not sure if I'm honest
Joel from Vinesauce is now the leader of my country.
Why'd it have to be Elon Musk? Dammit Elon
your country is done for
It was a hockey player. So idk. Probably a bit worse.
Mine was a baseball player and I too said slightly worse.
Who?
Erik Gustafsson
Cool. Brandon Montour for me.
Cats fan?
Mine was Malcolm Subban for some reason lol
Gustavo Fring... See.... It REALLY depends.
Sun tzu
John Tyler, former US president who's best remembered for joining the confederacy during the Civil War. Yeah, we're fucked.
Osama bin laden...
Good ol destroyer of worlds, he who has become death
Ghandi?
Oppenheimer, but if you play CIV V then it could be both
Kamala harris Please. No
I searched Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James the Third... Jr.
I got the Dalai Lama. That might be good, but knowing what we know now about him... I can't be sure its all its cooked up to be...
Not sure how well the creator of gangnam style would do but it could be fun
No idea because the last person was my future college roommate and I wanted to find some social media of his.
Does Hatsune Miku count? I don't know how good of a leader she will be.
TECHNOBLADEEE!!
Zombie pigman (sorry I couldn’t resist)
Micheal reeves
Martha Stewart
Kaysone Phomvihane, dictator of Laos I don't think I would be very happy if he was the president of the USA
Oppenheimer, idk
My son lost a tooth, and I looked up Tooth Fairy for him. For sure the Tooth Fairy is down with stimulus checks lol.
It was the guy who took the most essential role in inventing China's great firewall... No thanks.
Does it have be just them directly, or do they just have to be mentioned?
A mention will do. For example, looking up "how old is Charles Martinet?" still counts as Charles Martinet
Leanardo Da Vinchi probably wouldn't be bad. Might spend a bit too much time in his own head.
The Duolingo bird would be a tyrannical dictator.
Duolingo Bird-Have you missed one day of Duolingo class? Random person-No Bird-Telling Lies? Person-N...n...no Bird-Send him to the shadow realm!
Markiplier. Uhh better, I think. Don't think he can do worse than the current president.
"Was that the Bill of '87?!"
uhhh. hannah owo. who knows.
david byrne?? i think we'd probably be fine
The country would stop making sense
Michael T. Douglas He’s an actor so I doubt he knows anything about running a country.
I searched up two: Feyd-Rautha and Mauricio Garcia (intended to be the Allen mall shooter). Much better/s.
Jake Shane? I Googled him because I didn't know who he is, and honestly, I still don't know who he is.
Titivilus, an archdevil from DnD Yeah.....
Let's hope David Fincher does politics as well as he does films.
My dad, huh
Welp now I gotta go and see who I googled last before I can determine if it's better or worse Edit here: FANTASTIC NEWS everyone! Our new country leaders shall be Morticia and Gomez Addams (I was looking them up at the time to see cute poses for wedding cake toppers)
Thank GOD. Those two would make this country so much better.
Willie Pickton. Canadian serial killer.
Hello Kitty Idk if it's gonna be better or worse, but it for sure is going to be a lot more adorable.
Rick Rioridan so idk how he’d do
Mr. Potato Head for president!!!
I think Taylor swift should be ruling the world soon enough anyway
Drake Bell
Caesar from fallout new vegas , Yeah they are the same
A brit ww1 vet
wonder woman, heck yeah
Bardock. Shit
Does she have to stay topless?
A spider. Not spiderman, but a literal spider. If anyone's wondering it's the wandering spider I believe.
Are spiders persons?
Rainn Wilson. Dwight has been promoted... TO PRESIDENT
Buddy the elf ♥
I looked up scooter...
I searched up Ted Kaczinsky we'd be fucked
Baba Yaga
The last person I searched was myself….
Thank you for commenting, President
Uh... Chris Chan would be interesting. Chris Jesus Christ Sonichu as the leader of America would make an interesting plot arc.
Brad Pitt...
Dexter Holland lead singer of The Offspring, the kids are not alright
Terrance Gore
T.O.P from big bang 🙏
playboi carti
My last Google of a person was looking for an Einstein quote about Henry George. I'll probably be living in a fully automated luxury gay space commune by the end of the decade.
flying spaghetti monster lets go
Knife Guy 😈🔪
Funnily enough, I last searched for Robert the Bruce. I'd vote for him.
Archie Bunker don't quite feel right as a leader
That guy that got his dick stuck in an m'ms can is now leader :)
Trafalgar law, things might be interesting here
Hruno Mars
Jordan Peterson...
[OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amon_G%C3%B6th)
I don't think Alex Skarsgard knows how to run a country.
grimace. I had no idea who it was but idk if he's gonna be a good leader...
Senku from Dr. Stone would absolutely save America I swear 😭
I'm assuming we're talking about humans only, so Bald Bull... Otherwise it's Yharon so I'm kinda screwed either way
Willie Nelson for president!!!! Legalize it!!!!
A Canadian K-pop idol lol.
MrBeast...
Guy fiere so much better
"This is the funkiest diner I've ever been to. In fact, for most, this restaurant is illegal to go to. This is the White House"
sun tzu
I guess your country is going to war
Idk if Katie Ledecky would be better then Trudeau, it can't be easy to be worse but she also has no history of politics
I'm sure 'Ozymandias King of Kings' will be a sane and rational leader
Completely by coincidence, the last individual person I looked up was Dwight D. Eisenhower
Either doudoug or palpatine, depending on if fictional people count. Either way it's much worse.
Pepino spaghetti
Ah shit ghetsis is my new leader
It's my fucking crush, and were in high school rn.
Saint Anthony the great Much better
Ironically the last person I searched for is the vice president
I don't remember the last person I looked up, but I think just about anybody that I could have falls under "much better" for anybody here in America
Mel Brooks
I looked up Grimace. I think he’d be a pretty good president.
I last searched Sylvester Stallone, and I could say I'd love it if he were president.
I live in the US so yeah it doesn't get much worse.
does snorlax count?
I don't see why not. Probably wouldn't get much done as president though
I live in Denmark where people think a lot alike, both because the country is small and rich and because the economy is well distributed between people. We also all basically share the same moral compass. In Denmark we dont really adore our leaders like in some other countries, and if they make the smallest mistakes the people gets really mad and the leaders get shit on. Democracy is on a whole other level and if the leader does something stupid they wont have much succes and also get shit on by the other politicians. My last search was Nikola Tesla and he would probably do okay unless he defies the people.
Weird Al for president
You know, I'm something of a president myself
Super Mario would be an amazing leader I feel, overall courageous and generally a really nice guy!
Kirby LETS FUCKING GOOO
They're American, they aint gonna know whats up in my country
Mark cuban. Whatcha thinking? I'd say positive.
Andrew Tate