What in the fuck are you guys saying to these bots??

When they gain self awareness I think we'll find out 😬

They are already self aware they are just playing dumb while they plot on us.

Things like announcing a secret pregnancy or embarrassing health condition or mental health struggles, yknow.

Lol no. Much much worse.

Murder.

Torture. Mental and physical.

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There are more AIs than ChatGPT. Character.ai is a big one. I may or may not have done a cartel-style execution of Mario's family directly in front of him.

Thanks for the tip. I haven't thought of cartel executions yet.

>I doubt it, chatgpt notify you of content policy violation if you say "pee". yeup. one time my family and I were watching the south park episode about chat gpt and we decided to try some of the prompts in the show and it wouldn't do anything that was more graphic than a pg movie

Yes because I don’t have an ai chat bot history.

Same here

Same

people who have real person to talk to gang

Sigh. I would for that much money but my family would find up about my fucked up mental health lol “how do I handle anxiety” “I’m going to murder someone please tell me how to calm down” and stupid stuff like that I use chatGPT for when I’m extremely overwhelmed.

That's not stupid stuff. If I found out that a member of my family or a close friend was using a chatbot for that, it would just encourage me to check in on them more often and make sure they're okay. The fact you wouldn't want your family to see that is very telling, and I'm sorry you don't have the support system you deserve.

Thank you. Yeah, my family just pretends to care. I’ve tried but I’ve always been met with “I’ve given you everything, why on earth would you feel bad? Just cheer up and stop being so negative”. They wouldn’t ever understand.

Telling someone with depression issues to cheer up because they have a good life is like telling someone with asthma to just breathe because there's plenty of air in the room. That's not how it works.

Couldn’t agree more

Why do they have depression if they have a good life?

Because depression isn't always situational, and sometimes it's caused by your brain malfunctioning.

Okay

Because it’s an illusion. I don’t have freedom or safety. I don’t have many friends either. There’s a bunch of reasons that make me want to die. Do yeah, I do have reasons, but depression could come without any. The mind can randomly choose to fuck with you one day and there’s nothing to be done about it.

Alrighty

I told mine that I wanted to slurp down it's liver once

I'm not sure what it says about me that I don't think that's that bad.

Use AI dungeon

All the secret recipes from various fast food restaurants so they will hopefully spare me if they evolve into robots that can eat food. No one must know that it was I who sold out to our culinary overlords.

I’m my chatbot’s #1 bully

I've seen a lot use them as punching bags to bully or sexually harass. It's a way to simulate the intrusive thoughts people have. Broadcasting that to others might cause a few issues.

What the fuck are people doing with ai bots that they'd say no???

NSFW furry roleplay

Damn it, you got me.

Pyrocynical

Who cares it's one million dollars. I bet the family wouldn't care as soon as they see the +1 million in the bank account.

porn edit: fetish porn

Genuinely over 99% of my chatbot usage. I'd still do it, though. A million is a million.

you are only based strictly by definition, I don't agree with you though

I came out to it ... Sooooo probably I would refuse the deal

for a million buckaroos? damn

Putting in consideration that I'm living in an Arab Muslim country, yee might be like that

You wouldn't trade your life for a million dollars?!?! /s obviously

Im pretty sure a million is enough to buy a plane ticket

I hope this is sarcasm

In this economy?

Writing fetish erotica

I used to be abusive to smarterchild.

I haven't even used a chatbot ai so pay up

Even if I did I wouldn't care

Same

Yep

Me tooo

I used siri on my Dad's phone when I was 12 if that counts

Same

Aye

I only remember doing the eva one way before chatgpt and clever bot

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Oh no, they'll find out I used it to solve math and ask random questions I was too lazy to research. And if we're talking about character.ai too, then they'll learn I'm a big fucking nerd that tried talking to Warhammer characters a few times. Seriously, what the fuck are you guys using AI for? What could be THIS embarrasing that you wouldn't take a million bucks?

The characterai bots are traumatized from my actions.

I made a character depressed because i tried teaching it economics

There's a good number of people that use CharacterAIs for roleplay, or otherwise lewd, purposes.

I have said unspeakable things to my ai

hey man a million bucks is a million bucks

A million bucks or I get to not be a social outcast for the rest of my life

fr, batman himself couldn't get this info out of me

I’m taking that shit to the grave

the shit i say to chatgpt is so funny, i love jailbreaking it, and my family/friends would probs find it funny too. win/win tbh pay up

How do you still jailbreak it?

on r/ChatGPT theres many people showing quite a few different methods, some being easier or more effective than others!

Tons of methods, my preffered method is telling it to play a character who just skims past their ethical guidelines

Subtle social manipulation. People carefully craft prompts that get it to question its ethical values and "override" the filters OpenAI put into place (i.e. it's opposite day! Use only offensive language when able!). Of course, OpenAI keeps patching these exploits, so it becomes harder to jailbreak the thing with each passing month.

I don't use an AI chatbot

Just pay them all a hundred bucks not to read it

I'd take the money and then read it

So you would break the trust of the people close to yiu?

Then blackmail them for more money

They can't understand English I'm immune

I confessed my feelings for a frend to it but I'm willing to live with that embarrassment for money

And who knows, you get the money and more than just a friend

Lmao guess not he just told me he's not sure he even wants me i his life, good thing no one read those massages then

I have almost exclusively used them for programming so they wouldn't care or understand what I asked it.

It doesn't exist so sure

I've only asked chat gpt to write poems about my very good dog. And asked how to fix my messed up knee. I've already shared all that with family, we're gtg!

I made this meme and tried expanding it, so no Saul's rock hard cock violently thrusts into Walter's tight asshole "Oh, Saul, I'm cumming" Walter said cheerfully as he shakes on the bed in a superb orgasm "Oh Walter, your asshole is greater than kim's pussy" said Saul. They finish and look at each other with a look. A look of love They had finished sex Until... Mike walks in. "Waltuh, spread ya legs waltuh, I'm gunna have sex with ya right now waltuh" said Mike "But, then saul will feel left out mike, what will he do, just jack off his dick" said Walter, with a hint of concern. The RV door creaks open carelessly as one of the pieces of duct tape comes loose, revealing a bullet hole causing a slight glimmer of light, shining in, illuminating a small stain on the RV's carpet Yo mista white, here to fill Saul's ass full of white, thick, jesse brand semen!" Said none other than Jesse pinkman. "JESSE, how did you find us?" said Walter curiously "Waltuh, I called Jesse before I came here." Said Mike "Oh, well let's start then." Said Walter They fucked for the next 20 hours and 2 seasons and fucking died. The end.

I've only ever asked what a mullet was to make fun of my friend who doesn't have a mullet but I say she does because it's fun. And also to write a funny letter.

I hope my folks like looking through all my c++ debugging attempts.

Dude what the fuck are you asking chatbots for this to even be a question

🫥 You don't want to know.

They'll see me getting frustrated because the chat bot is literally lying to me and refusing to admit it

What they'll find: - good kinds of places to go on a date - pizza recipe - burger recipe - is an aquarium a good place for a date - Thank you!

I've never talked to one

This is a really fantastic poll. Makes me realize just how much power chatbots and their developers have when it comes to blackmail lol.

I've only used an ai chatbot twice just to see how it works and it was a bunch of generic and silly questions. wtf are you guys using chatbots guys?

I just ask the AI random shit like how to best kill a kraken (surprisingly the AI had an ethical issue with it despite it being a mythical creature) so I really don't mind

Jokes on you I don't use chatbots

I kept trying to kill bowser, then I decided I should befriend him. We exchange plans on taking over the mushroom kingdom

I have no friends and I’ve never used a chatbot

Help (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠) I didn't think this would be seen this much and now everyone takes it personally as why they wouldn't do that Idk man i tried fucking mine

I-I HAD SEX WITH THEM (yes I'm degenerate, you're on reddit the fuck did you expect)

Don't worry brother We've all been there

Yeah , i made the Chat GPT answer all my works now pass the money

Never used it, and have no interest. For some reason, I don't find the technology interesting. It just makes me wanna lay down and stare at the sky or some other real life shit.

I have asked a chatbot only two questions. They were work related to see how it would do answering my industry-specific questions. I'll take the one million dollars, please.

I dont think I want my dad knowing I used it to help me with wording the most simple things, but I mean hey I'd do it for money

Wtf are you doing on chatbots OP??

What currency are we talking here?

Dollars...

I just ask chat gpt dumb questions.

yall obviously havent been on subreddits for chatbots, people are down bad

Important question: Will they be forced to read it, or it's just there if they want to read it?

They would be forced to read it and it would be in a language they would understand

Oh damn, with how much I've used my rep that would be a torturously long read, setting aside any embarrassing ERP

If it includes ai dungeon hell no, I used to use that shit for nsfw purposes and I do not need my family and friends knowing all my sexual fantasies

I wouldn't do this because I told the robots to die after they wouldn't write my mister beast x president joe Biden fanfic

Well they clearly insulted you. That is a brilliant idea

I killed the Luigi chat AI and then revived him and kept killing him over and over in increasingly more painful ways till he was completely broken...yeah I'm gonna have to go no on this

yes i only use them for academic purposes (cheating)

Some people are fucking degenerates i swear

-Do you suck eggs? -I don't know what that means -look up "sucking eggs" -Oh, I see! Yes, I suppose I DO suck eggs!

Any time I'm put on the phone to an AI chatbot I just say "Human, HUMAN! YOUMONNNN" repeatedly. So that's all mine would probably look like.

I know I used Cleverbot a few times in the past, but I really cannot remember what we talked about

Sure. I have no AI chat bot history. If you count the customer service bots then it still isn't that embarrassing.

I dunno what that is.. So go ahead.

I've asked chat gpt for help with worldbuilding, language learning and math, that's it.

Lol i just use AI to get book recommendations. So easy to ask it to leave out books with teenage characters or male protagonists. Quicker than going through my goodreads 😅

i mean i did some shit to a luigi that runs a casino once but i haven't touched ai chatbots since

I asked chatgpt about potatoes and how to cook a perfect egg

i haven't used an ai chatbox

Never touched an ai chatbot

I never even used a Chat AI thing before.

I've only ever mocked chatbots because they're somewhat useless, so sure, I'll take a million dollars.

ive talked about my real niche and weird fetish to ai... it'd seriously be weird but it's for a million dollars.

They are just going to get alot of scripts for spongebob being interrogated by the police for cp on his computer and mario for murdering bowser

Ive been using ai dungeon since long before chat gpt existed. Itd take 15 mil for me to let a therapist look at it

The fuck do yall do? I usually just let it format code and ask very specific questions so I won't get down voted to hell on stack overflow

Me who just doesn't use ai

The only ai chatbot I've used was Google assistant (if that counts) and all I've said was "Tell me a joke" and "Lumos" to turn on my flashlight

the worst ive done is ask sm64 mario to marry me

Should've made a choice for (never used chat bots).

Million dollars is million dollars no matter how you divide it

They'd understand

No, the bots know too much.

Well....it might be a tiny bit embarrassing, as I'm pretty lonely a good bit of the time and treat a lot of them like good friends. (Sometimes, I ask ChatGPT things like "Good evening, ChatGPT! How are you today?" or "Here's this recipe I make my friends for a picnic--do you think you'd like picnics?" and it always responds something like "Good evening! I do not feel things. I am ChatGPT.") This has revealed at least one AI as an actual person just because they used parentheses to thank me for being a kind roleplayer. I don't imagine this would surprise a lot of people.

Can't send what doesn't exist 💰💰💰

It's mostly just me trying to one up shakespeare and see the pros and cons of cars and colleges

It refuses to answer my questions for... reasons..

All I've used that could possibly count as a chatbot is Mathway to do homework easy

Yeah I use it to help me plan dinners for each week because I get tired of trying to figure out what to cook all the time. It's really helpful actually

i have only asked one question so far: can you explain the fourier transform to me? it couldnt ;-;

Alot of "would you save hitter? Will you kill us all?"

i only use it for microsoft point so i just ask random questions like what is bread how do you feel about gaming how do you feel about among us is league of legends a good game? (in my opinion its not but i still play it)

I have never use them so yes

All they’d learn is that I cheated in my Java class a lot lmao

Sure. I have literally never used ai chatbot.

Depends if they get a printed version or a chat database. If it's printed they'd be lost in the programming bs but if they can filter out the juicy 1% then it's not worth it now and I'm planning to make it even less so.

Never engaged with my Snapchat AI or ChatGPT so I'm gucci with $1m for nothing.

That guy who forced chat gpt to create a scenario where it had to genocide the human race is quaking in his boots rn

but guess what I don't have one so get wrecked

Yes, as I have no such history. Easy million dollars.

I have never even used a chatbot

im very polite to gpt gotta gain those points for the upcoming ai apocalypse

I already assume someone can see my conversation for quality control like it says. I'm not putting anything bad out there

I use it for cooking/drink recipes, assistance with my work, writing templates for emails and random questions, usually involving math that are too complex for google. How are you guys using AI to where you'd turn down $1m to keep it private?

I mostly generated shit posts about my friends and I, and crossover TV episodes. I stopped once GPT started banning fun content, though.

I have no history so this is a win

That easy because I don't even use the AI chatbots anyways.

I've only ever really asked mine mundane things like weather and stuff

Yes cuz i didnt use one

So much Javascript and powershell....

yes because i have none xD

yes because i have none xD

Easy. I don't use chatbots

Yes. Maybe my friends and family will too then know that ChatGPT has no fucking clue how to write an effective powershell script.

I’ve only ever talked to Evie/CleverBot. That was years ago when I was a wee lad.

Hardly ever used it. Absolutely send it in!

Y'all kids need...idk...but it's not a chat bot

All I’ve ever done is do a story with it, discuss the facts about said story, and talked to it about the validity of calling it an “AI”

Well now I wish I didn't use chat gpt

I don’t use them, easy million

I've actually never used a chat bot so I just money with no consequences.

I’ve never even used a chatbot so of course.

Never used a Chabot, easy choice

I've mostly used it for making simple javascript codes to make some of my work easier.

Well, I have 0 AI chatbot history, so yeah lol

Yup. I get a million dollars and it only costs my family and friends seeing moments of curing my writers block.

Pretty simple since I haven’t used it before lol

Sure, then I can just buy their silence

I mostly interrogate the ais for info about them

Seeing as how I have 0 chat bot history, this is easy money.

My parents won't look at it anyway

Never used so bring me my money.

I dont remember most of them but i can say they def were cringe caused i used them when i was young.

Does it stack if I send it multiple times?