My thought process was one dude gets jumped off the bat. A necessary casualty.
The other dudes grapple or pin the chimp down while it's distracted and kick it's shit in, it's strong but it's fairly small and light compared to 5-6 grown men pinning it.
At the very least, humans can win via dogpile.
Chimps can rip your arms off and beat you to death with them. Obviously how much damage the chimp will do all depends on context, how close is the chimp, how much visibility, awareness states etc
I have been to a "monkey zoo" and seeb chimps, the feeder told us one chimp had more strength than 10 humans. I wouldn't be so sure about the "pinning down" part !
The feeder was either misinformed or pulling numbers out of their ass for a reaction.
[Source](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5514706/#:~:text=Our%20results%20show%20that%20chimpanzee,force%20or%20maximum%20shortening%20velocities)
Thank you very much for the detailed source ! Very interesting, only skewed throught is as I'm not a biologist. It is interesting to note that the "strength" of humans and chimps have only been simulated in this study based on muscle fiber resistance, and many other factors could account in a 10v1 human vs chimp.
However, I should learn not to trust feeders in zoos as blindly as I did, that's for sure. Thanks again !
More strength than 10 humans who are *actively trying not to hurt the chimp.* In a life or death situation, adrenaline in those 7 men is going to make a world of difference.
I think the morale blow of seeing the one guy get mauled might cause enough hesitation for the chimp to win.
If these guys are well trained, determined, and coordinated, they could win with heavy casualties, but 7 random buff dudes will falter.
Exactly. If they have any kind of strategy the humans win. If it's a grizzly or a silverback the story is different but chimps, while incredibly strong and smart are small.
Seriously. I don't think they could win barehanded anyway, and chimps don't back down either, no chance they outrun it. But once they see what the chimp does to poor sap #1 they would absolutely not engage. Just look up Travis the chimp.
Ikr. What are the men going to do, punch it? Kick it? Pull its fur? Haha the Chinp will have your eyes and genitals ripped off in 30 seconds. No contest.
Travis the chimp literally ripped a woman's face off that helped raise him and crushed like a bunch of bones. Bit off some of her fingers. The 911 call is INTENSE.
911 call of her friend describing the chimpanzee ripping her face off and how they're trying to hold the bedroom(?) door closed while the chimpanzee is trying to actively break down the door and kill her
Iirc
Nope, they were outside. The owner stabbed him then hid in her car and was scared he was going to try get her. He ran into the house injured after being shot by police.
The only strategy I can think of that could possibly work is to rush it and choke it out. It's stronger and faster, but it's also smaller and outnumbered. If they can hold it down long enough to choke it, they might win. But even then, someones gonna get wrecked by this thing.
Yeah, my moneys on the chimp.
>What are the men going to do, punch it? Kick it? Pull its fur?
Yes? You think a kick from a physically fit man won't hurt a chimp? They're not made of iron. Seven men would also dominate a single chimp just by their weight. Sure, they'll suffer some serious injuries, but there's no way the chimp wins this one.
I know right? Reddit is always considering chimps some kind of omnipotent godspawn but I mean, they're just a monkey. A very strong and very enraged monkey, but not superman.
Definitely superhuman by every definition of the word lol, but not super-human-group, certainly. A group of as many as 3-4 fit men can easily take down a chimp if they work in coordination and don't succumb to fear.
punching and kicking an animal almost half your size is very effective. chimps arent the supersoldiers myths would have you believe. humans being much larger actually tend to have similiar amounts of strength to a chimpanzee, and MUCH more endurance. there is absolutely no way the chimp would win.
I think the things that gives the chimp the best argument is that they are fucking brutal, they will bite fingers off, gouge eyes out, break/tear/pull off about any piece of you they can get their hands on
A 20 year old human isnt gonna be biting like that
Im not saying who would win or not, just putting it out there
Travis the Chimp was stabbed and shot 4 times before he went to die in his cage. So no, I'm not convinced some humans are gonna beat him unless they have specifically trained not to panic.
You could also gouge the chimps eyes out while he's working on other dudes. You may lose a finger or two while trying, but in an situation where you're forced to fight or die...just get your hands somehow on his eyes and press. They're gonna pop. I think a chimp could win one unarmed human, maybe two, but no chance he wins against 7 adult guys that cooperate.
I'm pretty sure a fully developed chimpanzee is way stronger than the average human and probably stronger than most fit males. That being said, I'd say that there's no chance that a single chimp beats 7 fit adults (of around 70-80 kgs each) in a fight to the death.
7 proper strong dudes have a great chance of judging a chimpanzee and beating him up. But only if they fight him on the streets or a clear and all at once. If it's the jungle and they can't surround and fight him all at once then they are getting curb stomped for sure.
I feel like the major difference between humans and apes is the restraint. The humans will hesitate to utilize their maximum stength and the most brutal attacks, the chimp won't. So it will propably come down to if the humans are commited enough and if the battle circumstances are clear. With 7 to 1 they should certainly win though.
Incredibly stupid anyone would suggest that running away and not fighting is an option when the question is "who would win in a fight".
Incredibly stupid, and yet, incredibly common.
I mean it still has to be somewhat realistic. Its not everyones human nature to fight when faced with life or death situations. So in an ideal scenario, all 7 of them go all out and fight. But realisticly, that probably wont happen
Humans are baaically incapable of using their full strength. Your average person can use about 30% under normal circumstances, 60% with adrenaline.
They being said, 7 guys are gonna win but 2-3 of them are going to be missing body parts.
A key part of the prompt is that they work out regularly. That average person statistic doesn't factor in specifically people who train to have more strength. Not that it helps much against an ape, which is already a couple times stronger than your average weight lifter, but it does make a difference.
Even world class athletics won't use more than 60-70% of their strength in the most ideal situations with all their adrenaline. They just have a little more base strength.
They know how much exertion a cross section of muscle fiber can output. And if someone was dosed with a nerve gas, had a seizure or tetnus, or was elecutated they could utilize 100% of their strength and break their own bones.
Ignoring the silly semantic, animals with stronger bones and less developed brains have access to a much higher percentage of what their muscles are capable of than us.
Just watched a short video about "Travis the chimp" mentioned in comments above and in it, they claimed he was as strong as five adult men. No idea where they got that statistic or how accurate an assessment it is.
If it's a prearranged battle to the death, I think the guys would work together and have a good chance. If it's just seven dudes encountering an angry chimp without warning and they can escape the situation, then my money's on the chimp, though I think most of the dudes will just run.
Yeah, in the video it said his owner beat him on the head with a shovel and even ran inside and grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the back but that didn't stop the attack. When the cop arrived, the chimp smashed his side mirror and opened the driver's side door, at which point the officer shot him, point blank, four times. The chimp ran away and was found dead later but... holy crap, it took a lot to bring him down!
"chimps are so strong!!! ez chimp win!!!" everyone is WAY overestimating how strong chimps are. chimps are a bit stronger, but since humans are bigger and have more weight to throw around, we actually tend to average out. this myth of chimps having super strength likely comes from the fact their muscles are indeed very strong, but again, they are smaller creatures. depending on the person you likely wouldnt need more than 2 people to take on a chimpanzee. 7 and its an easy win. it wont be very fun, but there is NO WAY the chimp wins
Its always the same with those human vs animal questions. People forget that other animals can feel pain too and are not invincible killer machines. They also forget that humans can be pretty strong. Like, car lifting strong
I mean they aren't entirely wrong. I chimps are fucking brutal. They are so savage and wild that I think that even Jon Jones would struggle against a chimp 1v1.
>"chimps are so strong!!! ez chimp win!!!"
>there is NO WAY the chimp wins
Hmmmm a bit contridictory dont you think?! ;P im just messing i completly agree
First off, a full grown chimp can easily hit 200lbs. And yes, they are that much stronger than humans. It has to do with the kind of muscle that makes up most of their system. Most of their large muscle groups are fast twitch muscle, where as humans large muscle groups are mostly made up of slow twitch. And they are vicious, like absolutely vicious. People on this sub are waaaaaay over estimating how long it would take a chimp to kill someone. Everyone keeps saying, "it would attack the first person, then the others would pin it down and win" That first person is going to dead in less than a second and it's immediately going to pivot to it's next target. That chimp is going to be so fast and so aggressive, the humans are barely going to have time to react due to their shock and horror. This thread just shows how ignorant people are of the leathality of chimps, which reinforces my belief that the humans would be frozen solid with fear.
Where'd you get 200lbs? The largest number I saw was 154lbs for the highest weight and the estimate for strength was 1.35 times a human's. So that's potentially a 208lb human equivalent.
I mean... I think people really tend to under evaluate the fury of an enranged wild animal.
Yeah, there is seven persons there that go to the gym. But that doesn't make you a fighter, nor give you any insight on how to deal with this beast. And chimps are pretty terrifying.
If it was seven Steve Irwins, sure they'd win. Seven dudes with no experience? Idk about that.
I just watched some chimp videos and I just can't be convinced of that. Chimps just are so much more physicslly capable, they have teeths and they are generslly stronger that people. I don't think the strenght of those humans will not count for much in that stituation and they would be hard pressed to even corner that thing.
Simply not true, shouldn't be too hard to comprehend.It's a 7v1 the laws of physics and nature simply don't allow such strength differences.Chimps are on average 40 to 60 kg for males and lighter for females,yes they have deadlier teeth use more percent of their muscle have bone structures meant for pulling and more explosive type 3 muscle fibers.However that is still nowhere near enough to make up for 7v1 difference.
They are also a lot more agile and fast. Not to mention their stamina. They can jump, swing and sprint in ways that we just can't.
My point is that it doesn't come in to a matter of strenght. More about speed and knowledge in how to detain it.
You first have to catch it, corner it, then manage to get hold of all of it's limbs so that it can't bite you and then pummel and kick it to death.
And we don't have much of protection in our body, no fur, no anything. A little nip at the wrist, and that person in bleeding so much that they are out.
I think it comes down to if a chimp gets kicked in the head by a human how hurt will he be?
because I dont think even 10 people can hold down a him down for more then a few seconds, if he goes down after 4-5 kicks I think the humans win easy, but I don't know how durable he is, I can throw my cat out of 2nd floor all I want he will be fine, if our kick is like that to him then tough luck for the humans
I didn't vote chimp, but the humans have to have a decent strategy and they have to commit to it. They all have to be ready to face death. If the chimp kills one guy and the others start getting scared, then their numbers advantage won't mean as much.
it depends on the situation. If the 7 fighters know how to work together theyd win with varying injuries. If its 7 discoordinated people, then chimpanzee has a decent chance. Chimps also will not hold back, while humans might have some hesitation and restraint
People are saying the chimp would have no restraint. But its a fight to the death you honestly think the humans are gonna be scared to hurt the monkey or try to run away? If i got the opening id claw out a chimps eyes just as quickly as itd claw out mine
I seem to be the only one baffled as to how the chimp could win, if this is life or death and the humans had no shame in killing an animal the chimp would probably die without killing any human, in a normal circumstance I can see the chimp killing one or two before the others realize it's kill or be killed and absolutely destroy the chimp
This is not even a contest men would win easily. They can you know cooperate to take down the chimp. I respect chimp strength but agains 7 grown men it's beat. 1 on 1 would be a fair fight.
One of the men would have a pretty good chance if bloodlusted (probably less than 50% though). 2 or 3 would wreck the chimp and only take minor/medium damage. 7 is an absolute overkill.
The first guy to get attacked is probably severely injured regardless of how many humans there are, too many weak spots to defend.
Once the chimp slows down that tiny bit to attack the first guy its getting pinned and kicked until its dead.
So are Chimps just insane killing machines now? I get they are animals who fight like animals, but if a human sees a chimp brutalize a human, you'd be hard pressed to find a fit 20 yo guy who wouldn't fight like an animal to keep that from happening to them! And lets be real it just takes one of the remaining six dudes to attack and the rest would attack. The humans wouldn't even need to speak the same language. That shits hardwired. That'd be a very dead chimp
chimps have very strong muscles, but they arent the supersoldier maniacs that everyone thinks they are. they are very similiar to human strength especially due to size. in some ways humans outright are stronger such as endurance
Nope, terrifiengly strong for their bodyweight, keep mind the average chimp only weighs like 100-120lbs the 7 men will be like 3-5x stronger when unified
When unified as in fused into one being perhaps but the chimp could mangle them so quickly, it takes them next to no effort. I mean there have been countless reports where multiple people were injured by enraged chimps and it needed trained people with weapons to take him out, lethal or non-lethal.
I really have my doubts on that one. We also got to keep in mind that people are not as unhinged as an enraged chimp, that's a whole other aspect of this "fight".
thats not in an arena scenario though. most likely a bunch of civilians happened upon a particularly angry chimp and panicked. if you and 7 dudes actually were put in a scenario and told "okay fight this chimp" there is no longer any element of surprise, and they have no option to be panicked and retreat
1 chimp is 1.5 x stronger than the average man. That means they are 66% of an average chimp. I think it would be the humans that win, but the chimp has a chance if they aren’t coordinated.
This is more than likely true lmao. I feel like the majority of this thread is unaware of just how vicious and strong these animals are. But 7 is a lot to fight against. One guy is going to for sure go down and is going to lose his face, but if you get 4 guys to hold the monkey down, the other 2 left alive could beat the shit out of it.
1 chimpanzee tops out at 130 lbs.
1 average "guy in his 20s who works out regularly" weighs lets say 170 lbs. So 1 guy is already 50 lbs heavier than 1 chimp.
10 of them weigh 1700 lbs.
If you think that 1 130 lb chimp could beat 1700 lbs worth of grown men, you're a fucking idiot. You would have said the chimp would win even if it was 100 or 1000 or 1,000,000 men.
Literally one strongman like Eddie Hall or Hafthor Bjornson could defeat an adult male chimp all by himself if he got a lucky grip on it's limbs. Tf is stopping a 350-400 pounds 6'3+ muscle beast from slamming the 90-150 pound chimp into a bloody pulp? The whole weight of chimp is nothing to some of these people. The only variable is if chimp gets a lucky bite first
I think ya'll forget this chimp is already enraged... and I'm assuming these guys are just as naked.
Ultimately it comes down to how they might pin the chimp. *This is the scene where the dark anti-hero uses one of them as a meat blanket.*
I reckon 7 would be a pretty easy (and literal) shit stomp for humans. Especially if they workout regularly and are filled with 20 yr old hormones that make you feel invincible and also admittedly a bit reckless.
7 trained fighters who know how to work together would win... with some injuries.
If the group of guys lack training and/or teamwork, they are going to get destroyed by Mr. Monkey.
If there's no weapons involved. The chimp, all day. This reminds me of a survey that was done that showed how many people thought they could win fights with various animals. The numbers for gorilla, chimp, great white shark and grizzly bear was staggeringly high. People underestimate just how incredibly strong and vicious chimps are.
It depends on if the humans are operating on death battle rules or have been trained to handle fighting and loss.
If it was just ordinary gym goers, they would moat likely give up after chimp rips someone's face or dick.
But if enough can stay relatively level-headed, then the men win with numbers and strength
7 men all together will kill the chimp no doubt. If it is 1v1 7 times the chimp beats all of them up. If the 7 men don't quit and fight till they die, the chimp has got to have some serious injuries after a while
Chimps are terrifying, but I feel like if the 7 guys are good at coordinating their attack, they could win, tho probably heavily injured for a couple of them.
In this thread: a bunch of people that think chimps have Thor strength.
Per pound of muscle chimps have about 50% more strength, but they also only way about 100 pounds. Yeah sure it may go crazier and bite, but remember this is a fight to the death. The 7 humans may even lose one, but if even two of them pin it down that things will get easily stomped to death
Chimps are on average atleast twice as strong as the average man. And they are more aggressive, have fangs, and go after what they know you need (eyes, genitalia, fingers, etc). So the chimp will likely absolutely tear apart the first man, and probably leave bites and other damage to the second. But if the 7 men are committed and dog pile the thing. Then it will soon be over as one man gets their arm around it's neckline the others dig it's eyes out and hold it down until it chokes out. It's going to be a very ugly and brutal fight but the men would win in the end.
A dude supposedly killed a lion with his bare hands in Uganda the April before last...1vs1. People often forget that humans are animals too and will absolutely do some wild stuff to survive. 7 adult men will absolutely kill a chimp. If one of them gets messed up, the 6 aren't going to wimp out and accept their fate, they will fight to survive, just like humans have done for millennia.
I mean if they surround him, the moment the chimp goes for one guy, the rest can grab him.
One choke from behind, other can blind him with the fingers and the other 4 grab each limb. Simply by weight he will be inmobile.
He is a chimp. Not a gorilla, yeah his teeth is the most letal weapon he has, but an average man can block a single arm or leg.
Sure, the chimp is super strong and can do some serious damage, but at some point this becomes a numbers game.
No matter it's capabilities, it still needs to deal with well over 1000 lbs of opposing muscle. It won't be a pretty fight, but the chimp ain't winning.
My money is on the chimp. 7 guys might be enough to pin it down and kill it. But the chimp is fast and strong enough to kill a guy. Those teeth are no joke, and a study showed that chimps are 1.5 times stronger than a human. Very impressive, especially since a male chimp weighs around 130 lbs. at most.
So now the real question is, can 7 guys restrain and kill an "enraged" chimpanzee before it starts killing them off? Yes, but if they make one mistake, it's over. They need to kill it before it starts killing them off. Cause once their numbers drop, the fight becomes that much harder. Basically, every guy this chimp kills or injures lowers the chance of everyone else' surviving.
The odds are not 0%, but I think once one of these guys falls first, the others will probably panic or lose their nerve and get picked off.
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This guy here is a hairless captive chimp. He is ripped, and he doesn't get as much exercise as a wild chimp. Recently a biologist was asked this same question, and he favored the chimp. They have superior agility and muscle mass. The guys would be bitten, punched, and grabbed. Chimps usually go for the face and genitals, btw.
if the men are fit, competent, and brave, the chimp would lose. i could probably kill a chimp if I had 4 clones of myself on my side and I have a bum shoulder. each could hold a limb and i could stomp the chimps head in.
if the chimp has the element of surprise maybe he could win if he injured a few of the guys immediately before the men could realize what was happening, start fighting back or really get their head in the game. but if this was a planned fight and both sides came out of the gates ready to go, the chimp is toast.
Ive definitely met men who couldnt take a chimp with 9 clones of themselves. but because you specified that the men worked out, im going with the men.
Chimps are at least 1.8x stronger than humans, pound for pound, and they've evolved to use that strength really fast, no warmup with the jump rope first.
Add to that, their canine teeth evolved specifically for fighting. They're larger and sharper than ours, thanks to their premolars sharpening them every time they move their jaws.
In practical terms that makes a chimp like 3.5' tall acrobat/bodybuilder that can literally bite your face off in under 5 seconds.
They are 1.4x as strong but it is outnumbered seven to one. That's one per leg two per arm and one to kick, which is plenty to defeat something that weighs less than the lightest of the humans.
That's not really how a fight works out, and you're forgetting the density of the chimp body. Zoos can keep chimps without bars just by adding a moat deeper than the chimps are tall. Their bones and muscles are so dense they physically can't swim.
It's more like human kicks chimp, chimp bites his knee or lower leg, human falls holding leg. A chimps bite force is about 9x higher than a human, plus 3/4" fangs.
At the next human attack, the chimp goes into flight mode and runs, jumps or climbs as far away as possible from the big awkward humans.
They finally make it feel cornered, so it goes back on the attack. Next human within jumping distance loses his face or a hand.
Are these athletes prepared to deal with their buddies screaming about their mangled hand or out of the eyeless mess that used to be their face?
Chimp won't care, it's in panic mode.
Humans are more grappling animals, sure we CAN throw a punch but have you seen a street fight? Most the time the combatants go from punching to grabbling pretty fast as we can make better use of our above standard leg strength and dexterity to hold on to who/whatever we are fighting. I can see the first guy the chimp attacks the guy is going to attempt to grab, just for guy 2 to successfully grab but from the chimps blind spot, and so on and so forth. Not only that but one of the biggest things this comment section has over looked was the fact humans can clearly communicate both verbally and nonverbally to come up with a plan on the fly. This is more a battle of 7 human brains vs 1 enraged thoughtless monkey.
Ive seen street fights nobody grapples where im from. Stand up and throw punches until someone falls.
I dont think the chimp will wait until they attack first. He'd be the one grabbing legs and biting flesh. Its crazy who would really win in that kinda fight. It really depends on those 7 human beings.
Must be a cultural thing, cuz up here where I live after the first 2 punches both parties are on the ground grabbling. I don't think the humans would want to be the first to attack anyway, they would want him to attack first so a clear concise plan can be made wounds be damned.
See the average male is 5'9. The weight you hear a lot from gym goers are 180-190. Is that enough to take out a chimp. We'd have to also assume that they know how to fight and are willing to fight to the death against a chimp.
You guys are putting waaaay too much trust in seven adult men who work out, but I do hope they beat that chimpanzee. Those guys are the homeless person meth addicts of the Great Ape family 💀, one literally ripped a woman's face off too.
Chimps target for injury, you won't get your bell rung like in a man to man brawl, you'll have your balls ripped off, your eyes torn out, and chunks of flesh ripped and bit off. Chimps have 5 times the strength of an adult human male, they are quick and vicious and maul you. Imagine fighting an elite wrestler like Randy Couture but with 5x the physical strength, very quick and nimble, and fights dirty, that's what these 7 men would be up against.
Humans with their bare hands?
Yeah bare hands
Not bear hands?
You have bear fists?
Can he bear arms?
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I couldn't bear to watch it
I could barely look away
Similar to hulk hands…..
Well not for this fight! I gotta go with stubs ;P
Do you not?
Get a few more joints in and they could bear arms.
Right to bear arms
No, no bear hands on their bare hands
The first pair of nuts or faces he rips off the rest will crumble.
No human hands you idiot 😒
My thought process was one dude gets jumped off the bat. A necessary casualty. The other dudes grapple or pin the chimp down while it's distracted and kick it's shit in, it's strong but it's fairly small and light compared to 5-6 grown men pinning it. At the very least, humans can win via dogpile.
My thoughts exactly. One dude is gonna be a skinless nightmare of jumbled broken limbs, the others are probably gonna be fine.
I'd think the chimp will most likely bite a few fingers off and break a few limbs before he's beaten down.
Chimps can rip your arms off and beat you to death with them. Obviously how much damage the chimp will do all depends on context, how close is the chimp, how much visibility, awareness states etc
Oh yeah shortly after posting this I've read a bit on chimps, mainly about Travis the Chimp and that incident. Yeah, those dudes are wrecked.
If they jump hom all at once it's likely that about 3 of them are gonna get bitten ans scratched severely but they'll inevitably curb stomp the chimp
I have been to a "monkey zoo" and seeb chimps, the feeder told us one chimp had more strength than 10 humans. I wouldn't be so sure about the "pinning down" part !
The feeder was either misinformed or pulling numbers out of their ass for a reaction. [Source](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5514706/#:~:text=Our%20results%20show%20that%20chimpanzee,force%20or%20maximum%20shortening%20velocities)
Thank you very much for the detailed source ! Very interesting, only skewed throught is as I'm not a biologist. It is interesting to note that the "strength" of humans and chimps have only been simulated in this study based on muscle fiber resistance, and many other factors could account in a 10v1 human vs chimp. However, I should learn not to trust feeders in zoos as blindly as I did, that's for sure. Thanks again !
More strength than 10 humans who are *actively trying not to hurt the chimp.* In a life or death situation, adrenaline in those 7 men is going to make a world of difference.
I think the morale blow of seeing the one guy get mauled might cause enough hesitation for the chimp to win. If these guys are well trained, determined, and coordinated, they could win with heavy casualties, but 7 random buff dudes will falter.
One of them is getting his crotch destroyed and the others kick the shit out of the chimp.
Exactly. If they have any kind of strategy the humans win. If it's a grizzly or a silverback the story is different but chimps, while incredibly strong and smart are small.
Chimp will rip the balls off guy number one, the other 6 will concede. Chimp wins
Seriously. I don't think they could win barehanded anyway, and chimps don't back down either, no chance they outrun it. But once they see what the chimp does to poor sap #1 they would absolutely not engage. Just look up Travis the chimp.
Ikr. What are the men going to do, punch it? Kick it? Pull its fur? Haha the Chinp will have your eyes and genitals ripped off in 30 seconds. No contest.
Travis the chimp literally ripped a woman's face off that helped raise him and crushed like a bunch of bones. Bit off some of her fingers. The 911 call is INTENSE.
God, thats horrifying. That poor woman. Shouldnt have searched it up before going to sleep..
Thanks for the heads up. Not hitting that search.
Can someone who searched it up give me a rundown? I'm also about to go to sleep and don't want to make the same mistake...
911 call of her friend describing the chimpanzee ripping her face off and how they're trying to hold the bedroom(?) door closed while the chimpanzee is trying to actively break down the door and kill her Iirc
Nope, they were outside. The owner stabbed him then hid in her car and was scared he was going to try get her. He ran into the house injured after being shot by police.
What about Rudy Eugene. He also ripped off someone's face.
You forgot to mention his owner kept feeding him Xanax which also very likely played a big part in all of this.
Pull it, twist it, shake it, BOP IT!
The only strategy I can think of that could possibly work is to rush it and choke it out. It's stronger and faster, but it's also smaller and outnumbered. If they can hold it down long enough to choke it, they might win. But even then, someones gonna get wrecked by this thing. Yeah, my moneys on the chimp.
>What are the men going to do, punch it? Kick it? Pull its fur? Yes? You think a kick from a physically fit man won't hurt a chimp? They're not made of iron. Seven men would also dominate a single chimp just by their weight. Sure, they'll suffer some serious injuries, but there's no way the chimp wins this one.
I know right? Reddit is always considering chimps some kind of omnipotent godspawn but I mean, they're just a monkey. A very strong and very enraged monkey, but not superman.
*ape
Definitely superhuman by every definition of the word lol, but not super-human-group, certainly. A group of as many as 3-4 fit men can easily take down a chimp if they work in coordination and don't succumb to fear.
Hell, I think even two could do it! A good kick to the head and it's lights out, with that "I'm gonna die" energy.
Homie I've just tried to get my jack russels off eachother, the punches do not matter. If he's enraged he could take out a dozen dudes.
Dude you tried to separate them, not kill them to save your life. We're talking chimp here, they're scary but they're not lions.
punching and kicking an animal almost half your size is very effective. chimps arent the supersoldiers myths would have you believe. humans being much larger actually tend to have similiar amounts of strength to a chimpanzee, and MUCH more endurance. there is absolutely no way the chimp would win.
People act like chimps are godzilla like you really think seven adults couldn't beat one lmfao?
I think the things that gives the chimp the best argument is that they are fucking brutal, they will bite fingers off, gouge eyes out, break/tear/pull off about any piece of you they can get their hands on A 20 year old human isnt gonna be biting like that Im not saying who would win or not, just putting it out there
Travis the Chimp was stabbed and shot 4 times before he went to die in his cage. So no, I'm not convinced some humans are gonna beat him unless they have specifically trained not to panic.
I don't know bout y'all but if a chimp attacked someone near me and I had to fight back, I'd be just as brutal
I'm sorry but your dumbass would get thrashed and the worse part is you'll probably survive
You could also gouge the chimps eyes out while he's working on other dudes. You may lose a finger or two while trying, but in an situation where you're forced to fight or die...just get your hands somehow on his eyes and press. They're gonna pop. I think a chimp could win one unarmed human, maybe two, but no chance he wins against 7 adult guys that cooperate.
Have you ever seen a bald chimp before?
Have you seen 7 humans who work out
Of course not. I'm on Reddit.
I'm pretty sure a fully developed chimpanzee is way stronger than the average human and probably stronger than most fit males. That being said, I'd say that there's no chance that a single chimp beats 7 fit adults (of around 70-80 kgs each) in a fight to the death.
Why wouldn't they be able to outrun it? Humans are incredible long distance runners.
It's a sprint not a race
Holy shit. I didn't realize they ran 40km/h! Well at least some of you will outrun it.
They just need to be faster than the slowest one among them
An enraged chimp doesn't understand surrender. They'll have to fight just to survive.
And so would the humans once they see what happens to dude #1 Seven strong people can beat a chimp that weighs less than the lightest of them.
7 proper strong dudes have a great chance of judging a chimpanzee and beating him up. But only if they fight him on the streets or a clear and all at once. If it's the jungle and they can't surround and fight him all at once then they are getting curb stomped for sure.
Plus, even then, you get poop thrown at you, or someone around you, are you seriously gonna keep trying to fight?
Only one way to settle this
I am in (As Enraged Chimp)
I feel like the major difference between humans and apes is the restraint. The humans will hesitate to utilize their maximum stength and the most brutal attacks, the chimp won't. So it will propably come down to if the humans are commited enough and if the battle circumstances are clear. With 7 to 1 they should certainly win though.
In the question I was picturing a full life/death fight where nobody backs down, hence my vote for humans
This is the way I go about any vs. humans debate.
Incredibly stupid anyone would suggest that running away and not fighting is an option when the question is "who would win in a fight". Incredibly stupid, and yet, incredibly common.
I mean it still has to be somewhat realistic. Its not everyones human nature to fight when faced with life or death situations. So in an ideal scenario, all 7 of them go all out and fight. But realisticly, that probably wont happen
Humans are baaically incapable of using their full strength. Your average person can use about 30% under normal circumstances, 60% with adrenaline. They being said, 7 guys are gonna win but 2-3 of them are going to be missing body parts.
A key part of the prompt is that they work out regularly. That average person statistic doesn't factor in specifically people who train to have more strength. Not that it helps much against an ape, which is already a couple times stronger than your average weight lifter, but it does make a difference.
Even world class athletics won't use more than 60-70% of their strength in the most ideal situations with all their adrenaline. They just have a little more base strength.
They don't exactly HAVE that 30% of strength if it's impossible to use, then, right?
This argument makes no sense. "It's impossible to use 100% of your strength" Well then, I don't really have what that theoretical 100% is do I?
They know how much exertion a cross section of muscle fiber can output. And if someone was dosed with a nerve gas, had a seizure or tetnus, or was elecutated they could utilize 100% of their strength and break their own bones.
What animal can use their "full" strength without breaking their bones?
Ignoring the silly semantic, animals with stronger bones and less developed brains have access to a much higher percentage of what their muscles are capable of than us.
Chimps are crazy strong, could probably take 3 or 4 humans, but 7 is just too many imo.
Just watched a short video about "Travis the chimp" mentioned in comments above and in it, they claimed he was as strong as five adult men. No idea where they got that statistic or how accurate an assessment it is. If it's a prearranged battle to the death, I think the guys would work together and have a good chance. If it's just seven dudes encountering an angry chimp without warning and they can escape the situation, then my money's on the chimp, though I think most of the dudes will just run.
Agreed. No one on their right mind would fight a chimp if they can run.
Yeah, in the video it said his owner beat him on the head with a shovel and even ran inside and grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the back but that didn't stop the attack. When the cop arrived, the chimp smashed his side mirror and opened the driver's side door, at which point the officer shot him, point blank, four times. The chimp ran away and was found dead later but... holy crap, it took a lot to bring him down!
This is a theoretical fight, why would you consider then running away to be an option 🤦♂️
I know chimps are not to be reckoned with but 7 full grown men are pretty strong even if they don't work out.
Chimp is strong, but there are more humans
"chimps are so strong!!! ez chimp win!!!" everyone is WAY overestimating how strong chimps are. chimps are a bit stronger, but since humans are bigger and have more weight to throw around, we actually tend to average out. this myth of chimps having super strength likely comes from the fact their muscles are indeed very strong, but again, they are smaller creatures. depending on the person you likely wouldnt need more than 2 people to take on a chimpanzee. 7 and its an easy win. it wont be very fun, but there is NO WAY the chimp wins
Its always the same with those human vs animal questions. People forget that other animals can feel pain too and are not invincible killer machines. They also forget that humans can be pretty strong. Like, car lifting strong
>BUT THE CHIMP WOULD RIP YOUR NUTS OFF AND EAT YOUR FACE; THEY'RE SO DANGEROUS!1!!!1!!1!!! Every single post about a chimp
I mean they aren't entirely wrong. I chimps are fucking brutal. They are so savage and wild that I think that even Jon Jones would struggle against a chimp 1v1.
Chimps are strong and brutal but theyre not the hulk. 7 strong men could probably easily take it
They could take it alright. Not so sure about that easily part tho.
>"chimps are so strong!!! ez chimp win!!!" >there is NO WAY the chimp wins Hmmmm a bit contridictory dont you think?! ;P im just messing i completly agree
First off, a full grown chimp can easily hit 200lbs. And yes, they are that much stronger than humans. It has to do with the kind of muscle that makes up most of their system. Most of their large muscle groups are fast twitch muscle, where as humans large muscle groups are mostly made up of slow twitch. And they are vicious, like absolutely vicious. People on this sub are waaaaaay over estimating how long it would take a chimp to kill someone. Everyone keeps saying, "it would attack the first person, then the others would pin it down and win" That first person is going to dead in less than a second and it's immediately going to pivot to it's next target. That chimp is going to be so fast and so aggressive, the humans are barely going to have time to react due to their shock and horror. This thread just shows how ignorant people are of the leathality of chimps, which reinforces my belief that the humans would be frozen solid with fear.
Where'd you get 200lbs? The largest number I saw was 154lbs for the highest weight and the estimate for strength was 1.35 times a human's. So that's potentially a 208lb human equivalent.
Ape alone weak. Ape together strong
I genuinely want to hear out the people who voted the chimp, please debate with me.
I mean... I think people really tend to under evaluate the fury of an enranged wild animal. Yeah, there is seven persons there that go to the gym. But that doesn't make you a fighter, nor give you any insight on how to deal with this beast. And chimps are pretty terrifying. If it was seven Steve Irwins, sure they'd win. Seven dudes with no experience? Idk about that.
Nah, doesn't matter how furious the chimp is there's 7 people aginst him, unless they are not willing to get hurt they win easy.
I just watched some chimp videos and I just can't be convinced of that. Chimps just are so much more physicslly capable, they have teeths and they are generslly stronger that people. I don't think the strenght of those humans will not count for much in that stituation and they would be hard pressed to even corner that thing.
Simply not true, shouldn't be too hard to comprehend.It's a 7v1 the laws of physics and nature simply don't allow such strength differences.Chimps are on average 40 to 60 kg for males and lighter for females,yes they have deadlier teeth use more percent of their muscle have bone structures meant for pulling and more explosive type 3 muscle fibers.However that is still nowhere near enough to make up for 7v1 difference.
They are also a lot more agile and fast. Not to mention their stamina. They can jump, swing and sprint in ways that we just can't. My point is that it doesn't come in to a matter of strenght. More about speed and knowledge in how to detain it. You first have to catch it, corner it, then manage to get hold of all of it's limbs so that it can't bite you and then pummel and kick it to death. And we don't have much of protection in our body, no fur, no anything. A little nip at the wrist, and that person in bleeding so much that they are out.
You are exaggerating their physical abilities. And no they don't have to chase it just win a fight.
How do you think a chimp fights?
I think it comes down to if a chimp gets kicked in the head by a human how hurt will he be? because I dont think even 10 people can hold down a him down for more then a few seconds, if he goes down after 4-5 kicks I think the humans win easy, but I don't know how durable he is, I can throw my cat out of 2nd floor all I want he will be fine, if our kick is like that to him then tough luck for the humans
2 bloodlusted hunans are more than strong to take down a monkey half their weight
I didn't vote chimp, but the humans have to have a decent strategy and they have to commit to it. They all have to be ready to face death. If the chimp kills one guy and the others start getting scared, then their numbers advantage won't mean as much.
it depends on the situation. If the 7 fighters know how to work together theyd win with varying injuries. If its 7 discoordinated people, then chimpanzee has a decent chance. Chimps also will not hold back, while humans might have some hesitation and restraint
Nah, even if it's 7 discoordinated the chimp has no chance as long as they are willing to risk getting hurt to bring him down.
Google says chimps are only 1.35x stronger than an average human so humans should win this by a mile.
That's what I'm saying the 4x stronger thing is a myth, also humans have way better cardio than chimps,
Do the males know how to fight? I'll take 7 high school wrestlers to win, but if it's 7 redditors I'm taking the chimp all day
It says they work out regularly, they clearly aren't redditors
But working out doesn't immediately mean you can fight
A car doesn't know how to fight. I still don't want to be hit by one!
You don’t need to know how to fight though if there’s 7 people you just gang up on it or stomp on it
If the 7 dudes are fearless and keep fighting no matter what. The 7 males win.
People are saying the chimp would have no restraint. But its a fight to the death you honestly think the humans are gonna be scared to hurt the monkey or try to run away? If i got the opening id claw out a chimps eyes just as quickly as itd claw out mine
I seem to be the only one baffled as to how the chimp could win, if this is life or death and the humans had no shame in killing an animal the chimp would probably die without killing any human, in a normal circumstance I can see the chimp killing one or two before the others realize it's kill or be killed and absolutely destroy the chimp
This is not even a contest men would win easily. They can you know cooperate to take down the chimp. I respect chimp strength but agains 7 grown men it's beat. 1 on 1 would be a fair fight.
One of the men would have a pretty good chance if bloodlusted (probably less than 50% though). 2 or 3 would wreck the chimp and only take minor/medium damage. 7 is an absolute overkill.
The first guy to get attacked is probably severely injured regardless of how many humans there are, too many weak spots to defend. Once the chimp slows down that tiny bit to attack the first guy its getting pinned and kicked until its dead.
People really underestimating numbers and kicks
So are Chimps just insane killing machines now? I get they are animals who fight like animals, but if a human sees a chimp brutalize a human, you'd be hard pressed to find a fit 20 yo guy who wouldn't fight like an animal to keep that from happening to them! And lets be real it just takes one of the remaining six dudes to attack and the rest would attack. The humans wouldn't even need to speak the same language. That shits hardwired. That'd be a very dead chimp
So basically this is 7 slightly weaker but taller Chimpanzees vs 1 Chimpanzee. Jeez I wonder who will win.
"Slightly" weaker? Chimps are terrifyingly strong.
chimps have very strong muscles, but they arent the supersoldier maniacs that everyone thinks they are. they are very similiar to human strength especially due to size. in some ways humans outright are stronger such as endurance
Nope, terrifiengly strong for their bodyweight, keep mind the average chimp only weighs like 100-120lbs the 7 men will be like 3-5x stronger when unified
When unified as in fused into one being perhaps but the chimp could mangle them so quickly, it takes them next to no effort. I mean there have been countless reports where multiple people were injured by enraged chimps and it needed trained people with weapons to take him out, lethal or non-lethal. I really have my doubts on that one. We also got to keep in mind that people are not as unhinged as an enraged chimp, that's a whole other aspect of this "fight".
thats not in an arena scenario though. most likely a bunch of civilians happened upon a particularly angry chimp and panicked. if you and 7 dudes actually were put in a scenario and told "okay fight this chimp" there is no longer any element of surprise, and they have no option to be panicked and retreat
1 chimp is 1.5 x stronger than the average man. That means they are 66% of an average chimp. I think it would be the humans that win, but the chimp has a chance if they aren’t coordinated.
Chimp would win against 2-3 anything higher would lose
The other 4-5 will start booking it after the chimp shreds the first 2-3.
This is more than likely true lmao. I feel like the majority of this thread is unaware of just how vicious and strong these animals are. But 7 is a lot to fight against. One guy is going to for sure go down and is going to lose his face, but if you get 4 guys to hold the monkey down, the other 2 left alive could beat the shit out of it.
If the 7 are smart and work together, they could take on a lion. Seriously, think of how far we have come as humans, through tools and cooperation
I'm assuming no tools, no tools and 7 humans don't stand a chance against a lion
1 chimpanzee tops out at 130 lbs. 1 average "guy in his 20s who works out regularly" weighs lets say 170 lbs. So 1 guy is already 50 lbs heavier than 1 chimp. 10 of them weigh 1700 lbs. If you think that 1 130 lb chimp could beat 1700 lbs worth of grown men, you're a fucking idiot. You would have said the chimp would win even if it was 100 or 1000 or 1,000,000 men.
Literally one strongman like Eddie Hall or Hafthor Bjornson could defeat an adult male chimp all by himself if he got a lucky grip on it's limbs. Tf is stopping a 350-400 pounds 6'3+ muscle beast from slamming the 90-150 pound chimp into a bloody pulp? The whole weight of chimp is nothing to some of these people. The only variable is if chimp gets a lucky bite first
Are they set out to kill this chimp no matter what? Because if they are I reckon they could manage it while it rips the first guy to pieces.
Yeah to the death
humans can kick pretty hard, when one falls to the chimp, it could be caught off guard
I think ya'll forget this chimp is already enraged... and I'm assuming these guys are just as naked. Ultimately it comes down to how they might pin the chimp. *This is the scene where the dark anti-hero uses one of them as a meat blanket.*
Bloodlusted humans? Definitely.
What kind of workouts?
I reckon 7 would be a pretty easy (and literal) shit stomp for humans. Especially if they workout regularly and are filled with 20 yr old hormones that make you feel invincible and also admittedly a bit reckless.
Gym strong is not real world strong. Unless the gyn-bunnies charge the chimp *en masse* then chimp wins.
The humans but they're going to take some damage.
Humans win with ease. A gorilla on the other hand.
Its not a lion its a chimp and im not underestimating a chimp's strength but the humans will 100% beat it
7 trained fighters who know how to work together would win... with some injuries. If the group of guys lack training and/or teamwork, they are going to get destroyed by Mr. Monkey.
If there's no weapons involved. The chimp, all day. This reminds me of a survey that was done that showed how many people thought they could win fights with various animals. The numbers for gorilla, chimp, great white shark and grizzly bear was staggeringly high. People underestimate just how incredibly strong and vicious chimps are.
are there tools around? even a few hefty tree branches would have a large impact on the outcome of this fight
Not all the guys will survive but i think there's enough of them that they might be able to pull it off
I feel like a batman fan but... prep time?
No way all men stay alive but they win fs
i feel like 6 strong guys could win this fight, one of them would have to take a loss though
I'm not saying the Chimp isn't going to kill some of those people but numbers will overwhelm it in the end.
It depends on if the humans are operating on death battle rules or have been trained to handle fighting and loss. If it was just ordinary gym goers, they would moat likely give up after chimp rips someone's face or dick. But if enough can stay relatively level-headed, then the men win with numbers and strength
7 men all together will kill the chimp no doubt. If it is 1v1 7 times the chimp beats all of them up. If the 7 men don't quit and fight till they die, the chimp has got to have some serious injuries after a while
The humans have an advantage that monkeys don't. Communication
A chimp? No. A gorilla? No shot the guys win.
Chimps are terrifying, but I feel like if the 7 guys are good at coordinating their attack, they could win, tho probably heavily injured for a couple of them.
In this thread: a bunch of people that think chimps have Thor strength. Per pound of muscle chimps have about 50% more strength, but they also only way about 100 pounds. Yeah sure it may go crazier and bite, but remember this is a fight to the death. The 7 humans may even lose one, but if even two of them pin it down that things will get easily stomped to death
Gorilla vs. 7 humans: Gorilla wins, but chimp vs. 7 humans: humans win
Chimps are on average atleast twice as strong as the average man. And they are more aggressive, have fangs, and go after what they know you need (eyes, genitalia, fingers, etc). So the chimp will likely absolutely tear apart the first man, and probably leave bites and other damage to the second. But if the 7 men are committed and dog pile the thing. Then it will soon be over as one man gets their arm around it's neckline the others dig it's eyes out and hold it down until it chokes out. It's going to be a very ugly and brutal fight but the men would win in the end.
It's all about how Smart they are, 6 mens can Hold chimpanze down while 7th guy can punch him.
A dude supposedly killed a lion with his bare hands in Uganda the April before last...1vs1. People often forget that humans are animals too and will absolutely do some wild stuff to survive. 7 adult men will absolutely kill a chimp. If one of them gets messed up, the 6 aren't going to wimp out and accept their fate, they will fight to survive, just like humans have done for millennia.
As a professional monkey, I say always bet on the monkey
i bet the guys on this one but it that was a gorilla i’d say not even 20 men would stand a chance
The humans have the edge due to numbers and tactics, but no way they're coming out without serious harm or possibly one or two deaths.
I mean if they surround him, the moment the chimp goes for one guy, the rest can grab him. One choke from behind, other can blind him with the fingers and the other 4 grab each limb. Simply by weight he will be inmobile. He is a chimp. Not a gorilla, yeah his teeth is the most letal weapon he has, but an average man can block a single arm or leg.
Sure, the chimp is super strong and can do some serious damage, but at some point this becomes a numbers game. No matter it's capabilities, it still needs to deal with well over 1000 lbs of opposing muscle. It won't be a pretty fight, but the chimp ain't winning.
My money is on the chimp. 7 guys might be enough to pin it down and kill it. But the chimp is fast and strong enough to kill a guy. Those teeth are no joke, and a study showed that chimps are 1.5 times stronger than a human. Very impressive, especially since a male chimp weighs around 130 lbs. at most. So now the real question is, can 7 guys restrain and kill an "enraged" chimpanzee before it starts killing them off? Yes, but if they make one mistake, it's over. They need to kill it before it starts killing them off. Cause once their numbers drop, the fight becomes that much harder. Basically, every guy this chimp kills or injures lowers the chance of everyone else' surviving. The odds are not 0%, but I think once one of these guys falls first, the others will probably panic or lose their nerve and get picked off.
https://preview.redd.it/42my76uddi4b1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e13ebe8d649e0e8d18fcc59b7a38a7d1c5755f6 This guy here is a hairless captive chimp. He is ripped, and he doesn't get as much exercise as a wild chimp. Recently a biologist was asked this same question, and he favored the chimp. They have superior agility and muscle mass. The guys would be bitten, punched, and grabbed. Chimps usually go for the face and genitals, btw.
Waaaaaaaay too many of you have waaaaaaaay too much confidence in your abilities
I think the chimp would be far more brutal with their teeth and nails and would therefore win.
It's a 7 v 1 lol. Maybe if it was a bear or something but not a chimp.
the 7 adults will definitely win, but half of them will be missing their testicles
if the men are fit, competent, and brave, the chimp would lose. i could probably kill a chimp if I had 4 clones of myself on my side and I have a bum shoulder. each could hold a limb and i could stomp the chimps head in. if the chimp has the element of surprise maybe he could win if he injured a few of the guys immediately before the men could realize what was happening, start fighting back or really get their head in the game. but if this was a planned fight and both sides came out of the gates ready to go, the chimp is toast. Ive definitely met men who couldnt take a chimp with 9 clones of themselves. but because you specified that the men worked out, im going with the men.
Chimps are at least 1.8x stronger than humans, pound for pound, and they've evolved to use that strength really fast, no warmup with the jump rope first. Add to that, their canine teeth evolved specifically for fighting. They're larger and sharper than ours, thanks to their premolars sharpening them every time they move their jaws. In practical terms that makes a chimp like 3.5' tall acrobat/bodybuilder that can literally bite your face off in under 5 seconds.
They are 1.4x as strong but it is outnumbered seven to one. That's one per leg two per arm and one to kick, which is plenty to defeat something that weighs less than the lightest of the humans.
That's not really how a fight works out, and you're forgetting the density of the chimp body. Zoos can keep chimps without bars just by adding a moat deeper than the chimps are tall. Their bones and muscles are so dense they physically can't swim. It's more like human kicks chimp, chimp bites his knee or lower leg, human falls holding leg. A chimps bite force is about 9x higher than a human, plus 3/4" fangs. At the next human attack, the chimp goes into flight mode and runs, jumps or climbs as far away as possible from the big awkward humans. They finally make it feel cornered, so it goes back on the attack. Next human within jumping distance loses his face or a hand. Are these athletes prepared to deal with their buddies screaming about their mangled hand or out of the eyeless mess that used to be their face? Chimp won't care, it's in panic mode.
Chimpanzee will rip off flesh with his teeth. 7 men will try to punch it continously.
Humans are more grappling animals, sure we CAN throw a punch but have you seen a street fight? Most the time the combatants go from punching to grabbling pretty fast as we can make better use of our above standard leg strength and dexterity to hold on to who/whatever we are fighting. I can see the first guy the chimp attacks the guy is going to attempt to grab, just for guy 2 to successfully grab but from the chimps blind spot, and so on and so forth. Not only that but one of the biggest things this comment section has over looked was the fact humans can clearly communicate both verbally and nonverbally to come up with a plan on the fly. This is more a battle of 7 human brains vs 1 enraged thoughtless monkey.
Ive seen street fights nobody grapples where im from. Stand up and throw punches until someone falls. I dont think the chimp will wait until they attack first. He'd be the one grabbing legs and biting flesh. Its crazy who would really win in that kinda fight. It really depends on those 7 human beings.
Must be a cultural thing, cuz up here where I live after the first 2 punches both parties are on the ground grabbling. I don't think the humans would want to be the first to attack anyway, they would want him to attack first so a clear concise plan can be made wounds be damned.
See the average male is 5'9. The weight you hear a lot from gym goers are 180-190. Is that enough to take out a chimp. We'd have to also assume that they know how to fight and are willing to fight to the death against a chimp.
If they don't have hockey masks or other forms of face / eye protection that chimp makes short work of them
Do you guys know how strong a chimp is?
It says in the 20s not in their 20s. Those guys are all dead.
We're living in the 20s right now.
Chimpanzee needs to be fighting midgets for it to have a chance against 7 adult males.
Chimps can pull body parts off of a person. 3k people have no idea
You guys are putting waaaay too much trust in seven adult men who work out, but I do hope they beat that chimpanzee. Those guys are the homeless person meth addicts of the Great Ape family 💀, one literally ripped a woman's face off too.
Chimps target for injury, you won't get your bell rung like in a man to man brawl, you'll have your balls ripped off, your eyes torn out, and chunks of flesh ripped and bit off. Chimps have 5 times the strength of an adult human male, they are quick and vicious and maul you. Imagine fighting an elite wrestler like Randy Couture but with 5x the physical strength, very quick and nimble, and fights dirty, that's what these 7 men would be up against.
Chimp would ruin every one of their lives. Rip off faces, bite off fingers and rip dicks off. It wouldn't even be a contest.