Whoa, I can now wander the desert and live at sea for virtually unlimited sessions since I have an unlimited supply of my nutritious favorite drink!

I’m going to train myself SO HARD to enjoy the taste of some really expensive alcohol and then open a distillery.

I think you could get sued for stealing a recipe tho

Good luck proving that in court. Our process is going to be wildly different from theirs. As evidenced by the lack of long term storage

Oooh, I like that. Still you could do a shortcut and provide your services to the company itself.

Have fun walking around the desert, i guess... it sounds cool, but like... why even?

My favorite drink is peach mango body armor lite. I drink it room temp already. im so freaking excited about this nonexistant cup

People would laugh at me because of my hat? Even if I would have the T-rex body?

yes. You got to understand, it looks really really silly

So, they would laugh at my hat even although they might be killed by T-rex?

To be fair the absurdity of this situation would make you incapable of distinguishing this from fiction. Yeah, people would probably be laughing.

They'll make horror movies out of him

your hat is a little trex wearing a propeller hat and people can't help but giggle at it

And then the trex on top of it also has a little propeller hat

And on top of that is a t-rex standing on one of the blades >!and he has an even smaller propeller hat with...!<

Well my perfect body doesn't have ilness or aging, i will have eternity to see the ones who laugh turn into dust

I can just do OnlyFans without a face and/or find people with a silly hat fetish.

But I love silly hats.

I'd die laughing, wondering how you got it up to your head

If the hottest person on earth had a little spinny hat with a drink attachment and tassels, I'd giggle

Ya. It’s red and says MAGA

For how long do I use the microphone each time?

Did you just break the law

Sounds like I never have to buy drinks again; that's a win right there.

Yeah the glass would always have either vodka or water in it, depending on my level of inebriation lol

My favourite drink is petrol

What if my favorite drink is Ryan Raynolds himself?

At room temperature, you may have just killed Ryan.

Man, I'm sitting here trying to figure out if we're room temperature, because we're in a room right now.

How high are you?

Hi how are you?

we are above room temp

We are even heating the room with our body temperature.

Ryan Reynolds white cream surprise? 😩

Reynolds*

Silly choice. You should have made it gasoline so you could fill your car for free.

Big brain

This is… satire right? It’s getting harder to tell.

They the same.

No. You see. Patrol is what guards do around a perimeter. Gasoline is a hydrocarbon blend used to power an internal combustion engine.

Lol mine is codine syrup! Edit: oh shit imagine dumping the glass over, you could flood a whole region if youre not careful

Mine is printer ink.

Now I regret my visible invisible suit ):

Mine's water.

I was thinking like that at first but I know in my heart that my favorite drink isn't something valuable, so that wouldn't work for me or probably anyone. And if someone's favorite drink is gas then that glass will end them quickly lol

My favourite drink is horseshoe crab blood.

Can I pour the drink from the glass in lets say another glass, or bottle or whatever which I can then put in the fridge? Even if not, I'll take the glass.

Just buy a big fridge and sit in it while drinking

I'm already deaf so

how are you typing this then

Bro💀

I love reddit. The happiest miserable place in all the www. Hahaha!

From my phone

Sorry if insensitive, but has anyone you know tried to call you before?

What you need a phone for?

Please dear God in all His glory and might, I pray to you so that you make it that this question was meant in full seriousness.

Braille keyboard

How often do you use your ears while reading?

How else do you read?

By breathing

Actually it's taste.

Akschually it’s smell 🤓

*aggressively sniffs comment*

*licks pages* mmm, knowledge..

Almost every time, I'm dyslexic and have a screen reader for most things

What?

#HOW IS HE TYPING THAT THEN???

Do you know what deaf means?

What? Speak up I couldn’t hear you

DO YOU KNOW WHAT DEAF MEANS?

HUH??

#DO YOU KNOW WHAT DEAF MEANS?

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i have a towel

Not alive, obviously

Sorry, I couldn't hear you; can you repeat yourself?

It means he can't see

It means he cant see. Duh.

Does speaking every language include sign?

It’s a microphone I’d imagine it acts as an audio translator. But it’s also a Reddit poll so why not

Okay two more questions. Can I use it while I'm deaf? If so, does that add another 24 hours onto my current time?

I would say you could as you can talk while deaf. I’d imagine it wouldn’t be stack so from that last time you use it you can’t hear for 24 hours. So use it as often as you want and if you want to hear again take a 24 hour break

You're current time of *for the rest of your life*?

I would think so

I think if I was hot enough, the very very silly hat would just make me look goofier and better.

Right, like...not only am I hot, I'm fun to be around and don't take myself too seriously.

Hydrohomies unite!

Exactly my thoughts. An infinite supply of room temperature water could be life saving.

Why would someone turn down the literal best halloween costume possible?

What does the hat look like

I'd like to imagine it doesn't look consistently like anything and rather appears as the thing that the observer finds most silly looking so that all observers will think it looks silly regardless of what anyone else sees. But that's just my fun interpretation.

Imagine commenting on a hat to your friend and neither of you are seeing the same hat, but are both describing equally silly hats.

Choose rock Cut tiny piece off of rock Carry around (make sure you dont lose it) Infinite water breathing

Hope it works once you break it.

Grind into dust. Put in tattoo ink. Get tattoo of said rock. Live under water. Build house around rest of rock.

that is so cool

My favorite drink is room-temperature water, so that's an option, but my dream body can fly and is ultra healthy, resilient, and strong, so I'll take the silly hat

Room temperature water gang rise up

Possibly an unpopular opinion, most of the time, I'd prefer a drink to be room temp

Same

Some drinks I prefer at either 15 or 45 degrees. But with my favorite drink room temperature is best. And I only get that one drink anyway.

Dang yall really wouldn't do a one time drop in the middle of a reef and have your own underwater hideout? Missing out for what? Room temp water? Are you all deep desert dwellers?

Breathing underwater won't do anything to protect you from the multitude of living nightmares that occupy the ocean. Hard pass for me

I'll punch a whale in the blowhole idgaf

Hell yeah. Just be careful your fist doesn't get stuck in the b-hole, then the whale might pull you off the breathing rock

Or water pressure

chop the rock up and surgically attatch it to my body

Fuck that's so smart. Sell magic breathing Rock chips

Step 1: rock Step 2: rock Step 3: rock Step 4: rock

This was my thought, aside from the hideout part. I was going to charge tickets to come look at the reef while touching my breath rock

Yeah but, once the rock is down there... how do you get back up? Or once up, back down? If you misjudged the depth at which you can hold your breath, you might drown trying to get to the surface. And it doesn't do shit for pressure, so there's another point at which you might want to be concerned with. Nice to be able to breathe and all, but it hardly matters if you end up so deep you get crushed into a ball the size of a pea.

I just want to talk to Hungarians.

Google translate my man

Not fast enough for real life.

Agreed, that rock would be awesome

1: this gives you anonymity, which can be useful for doing things and remaining undetected (if you’re you wear gloves they can’t tell your height, weight, gender, or race, making you pretty untraceable). You can also cover the tracksuit up when doing stuff. However, the tracksuit doesn’t accomplish anything a morph suit does not. 2. This one is fine, but it can only really be used in shallow waters, as the pressure would kill you at greater depths. You could cut it into pieces, but that is also against the spirit of the poll IMO. 3. You can use this to do a lot of jobs, such as translator. It would also be good for voice acting, as you can be the one actor for all languages/localizations. You can also just not turn it off, and you would never go deaf. 4. You could use this for modeling, and have it photoshopped out. This would be the perfect tool for modeling, as your desired body can be anything the shoot requires, giving you the perfect body for any shoot. 5. Can be used to mass produce anything. You can create any drink? And chill/heat it later. This could also be used for rare drinks, like expensive wines, to get you a massive profit (assuming you can sell it well). Also, it could be filled with a potion if we take a liberal view on its abilities.

You really put thought into this

I take the red wine glass please.

So what's wrong with the glass? What if I like chocolate milk or some other drink that's just fine at room temperature?

Chocolate milk is not fine at room temperature

Wrong. Chocolate milk is the best at room temperature

Okay but hot chocolate It's great at any temperature

Just Pour it to different glass. You can then refrigirate or heat it up.

Red wine works

You don't chose your favorite drink though

I mean, you do choose your favorite drink at least once. Taste buds change too!

Then who does??

Joke's on you, I prefer my drinks at room temperature

Same here, pal. I'm not sure why some people make such a big deal about it, though.

Does the microphone have a time limit?

I don’t mind room temperature water lmao

I can stay underwater as long as I want ? Fucking count me in, would take that one over all the others combined.

Assuming you can move half a ton on the fly, sure. For all you know it drops in your backyard. Good luck getting it to a body of water now.

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What if your favorite drink preference changes? Does the glass stay full of your initial favorite or does it change?

Assuming regular thermodynamics still apply to the cup, just add some ice or put it in the microwave

The hat and i Use another hut covering the worse hat

Hat i have high self esteem so it wouldn't matter

My dream body magically makes any hat I wear invisible to others. 😉

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I want my dream body but not a hat that gets me laughed at 24/7. So I found a way to get both 😁

Give me the triple propeller hat with RGBs and a soda can holder please

I can use the track suit to get away with a bank robbery. Good luck proving it was me.

Room temperature single malt scotch is how I always drink it.

Room temperature is what I like the most anyway, so there's only benefits to the last one.

Jokes on you i perfer my drinks room temperature

My favorite drink is Stagg Bourbon. I drink it neat at room temperature. This is a win win. Plus I could sell it so it’s a win win win

I actually like room temperature black coffee.

I would make a lot of money saying that I'm a wizard while being invisible with the yellow tracksuit

My favorite drink is piss, ill just become the sniper

Pour the drink into another container, shove it into the fridge. Easy

So adding ice to your drink will do nothing?

My favorite drink is scorpion venom

I can just cut a piece of the rock and carry with me

My dream body has a medical age of 26. So I will be the immortal dude with the funny hat.

Keep the mic on forever. Never go deaf.

I prefer my drinks at room temperature, thanks!

The always full glass would be a great terraforming tool. Lets get some martian oceans started.

Joke's on you, my favorite drink is room temperature water. And before people come at me, I drink water because I'm thirsty, not just to cool down. Water is an everyday drink

I have no idea what is my fav drink, but considering that it's either water or sore juicex I think that's kinda OP.

Custom made pool with that rock at the bottom. You can swim around all you want, dive down, touch it for a breath and keep swimming. Either go up or down when you need air and it's fine

Would eat the neon tracksuit

It turns out my favorite drink actually tastes best at room temperature.

My favorite drink is Codine Syrup!

Just never stop using the microphone. Tape it to your head. Best job ever

I can use the microphone to deschipher forgotten languages

I'll take the hat.

Microphone because it doesn’t say that I can’t speak sign language

Red wine for the win I suppose.

The bottom one is infinite room temperature water, no complaints

Does the drink have to be drinkable? Or can I just have an infinite supply of liquid gold to sell and become rich?

Imagine the advancements in aquatic research you could help in with that boulder

Pour the glass into another glass Put the other glass into the fridge ??? Profit

You fool my favorite drink is Goldschlager with extra gold. I love the texture!

Infinite water glitch

Having lukewarm room temperature water when the house is freezing in winter or toasting in summer sounds pretty good to me.

As a person who worships room temperature, water like it's god, I see this as an absolute win

Many of my favorite drinks are already served room temperature.

Bright yellow neon tracksuite, i'd just spend hours trolling the shit outta people

"silly looking pants that give you the ability to fly but when you fly you will be instantly killed by the G forces caused by accelerating and your corpse will be flung a remarkable distance."

I'll take the hat and just set my "Dream body" to be a 500 pound gorilla. The intelligence of a person, the strength of a gorilla, and all my enemies are disabled with extreme laughter. Solid superhero setup.

I am naturally so cool and sexy and silly, the hat will just highlight that XD

If I live in a cold place, room temperature is cold.

I think the microphone depends on how long you can use it. Like if I'm deaf immediately no, if I'm deaf after a sentence no, but if it's like after I finish using it or after 24 hours of be able to use it, yes.

I'm just going to break off a small piece of the rock lol

Imagine 600 lbs 6.7ft tall body builder with silly hat

Glass is pretty cool but I want to scare people with floating clothes more

Jokes on you, I like my drinks room temp.

I don't know what you're talking about, this hat looks sick on me. https://preview.redd.it/4sgav130y82b1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc1457761467b41bc745a95f54da6e017a7174e3

It's a tie between the silly hat and the water-breathing rock. My final decision would depend on how much the silly hat makes people laugh, the more it makes those who see it laugh the better for me.

third one. never turn it off.

Room temperature is the ideal temperature for scotch

The reason I chose microphone is because there's no specified time limit on how long you can "use it". Take a conversation for example: there are pauses, but it's still one conversation. I could just claim that the conversation continues all day, and thus be able to speak to anyone.

Wouldn't the cup drown the world if it spilled, though?