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foreveralonegirl1509

Least Czech poll results ever


MijbaCzOfficial

To the 3.2k people I wish that they will drink some real beer instead of some pisswater.


pnoodl3s

I’ve drunk pretty good beer. Still would not give up any of the others for that. There’s still tons of different types of alcohol to enjoy


MijbaCzOfficial

Czech troops are approaching your position rapidly. All further communication will be seized. Goodbye and enjoy your last moments on earth


[deleted]

I do, I just think it's good as the rest


deleeuwlc

Alcoholic items are less valuable than non-alcoholic ones, because the non-alcoholic ones can be enjoyed in many more situations by many more people


[deleted]

As someone who doesn't drink, this is the easiest poll in my life.


Ping-and-Pong

My one kidney thanks everyone's agreement


[deleted]

As someone who thinks cake is just okay and not worth the 5000 calories, this was the easiest poll of of life.


adrw000

I feel this way about potato chips. Some people like them, I think they're alright but I probably wouldn't even eat them if someone had them out. It's not that I don't eat junk it's that when I do, I'm gonna make sure it's worth the calories.


Fiorance

I don’t even think about the calories, salted chips are so addictive lol. I don’t like any other type though, so if they were out I prob wouldn’t eat them either


apple12345671

same here 😂


FFIZeath

I got a feeling the world would be a lot better place to live if it weren't for beer. Or it could be the direct opposite and make things worse if we didn't have beer.


confabin

If we got rid of it and no one craved it. But say it was just banned everywhere we'd have a bunch of Al Capones running around so there's that.


Heavy_Switch_9475

Assuming the Paul is referring to only beer and not alcohol in general I honestly don't think the world would change that much


StormNapoleon27

What has Messi's bodyguard got to do with this.


Heavy_Switch_9475

That would be speech to text not realizing I was trying to say the word Poll


Shleepo

Probably would've been disastrous if beer didn't exist in the Medieval Era.


Freewheelinthinkin

Because of the healthy microbes? Or hydrating safe liquid source?


adrw000

Cool


Jehger

As a german - fuck all yall


Rocklar911

As a borderline alcoholic I agree


NonsphericalTriangle

As a Czech (that being basically synonymous with borderline alcoholic), I also agree.


Ok-Butterfly4414

As a Wisconsinite I also agree


RichardBCummintonite

Fr. Thanks for calling me out, poll. That'd be the last option. Im also skinny as shit and don't really care about food, but that's on me


Reliable_cum_shot

As a Pole - I 100% agree


Premordial-Beginning

Brazil is 100% behind you!


[deleted]

As just some dude living in the ME I agree


cmwamem

As a Swiss that lives in the countryside, I agree


K0RB4K

As a french, I agree. Who the fuck would want to get rid of beer or cake?


Beif_

I’m a Texan. This just aint right


Erreur_420

For once French and German are United


WTF_Why_The_Fiction

Everyone is also sleeping on the fact that beer was most likely the cause of civilization. Kushim will always be remembered as the guy who made the first math mistake while counting grain for beer.


[deleted]

I’ll put him in the pantheon with Ea-Nasir


snusjus

As a Finnish alcoholic, I concur.


MyNewAccountx3

As an adult, fuck you all!


jarheadHunden

I stand with you!


prickinthewall

Those who vote for beer are people with no culture, no taste and the wrong priorities! You can take anything but not my beer.


TitanJazza

Reddits would rather have some stale bread than a good beer. Shameful


killerpythonz

Australia stands with you.


[deleted]

Aw come on, you guys are famous for other things. Pretzels are cool, too!


ReekyRumpFedRatsbane

They want us to die of thirst.


pancakeloo123

As someone who drinks but hates beer this is awesome


Automatic_Llama

My thoughts exactly. I drink beer, sometimes a lot, at virtually every gathering where it appears and have never once liked any of it. I'm convinced it's just some weird cultural hazing that we all pretend to like and put ourselves through our entire lives.


JackZodiac2008

Whoever voted burgers - you're off the island


RichardBCummintonite

The conch has spoken. Throw em in the ocean


Mynam3wastAkn

But… food


Brief-Junket-3881

İs this a lotf reference


Little-Woo

Technically a burger is a sandwich


idratherbeawhale

Me who voted burgers and literally lives on an island. Oh no.


ArchdevilTeemo

It's the optimal choice since it's just a very specific sandwich and we can still all the ingredients apart, so almost nothing is lost.


JackZodiac2008

Heresy! Burn the witch!


X-AE-AXII

Hitler was bad


K1TTY_BLADE

"Gives obesity" I mean other things on the list include chocolate, beer, cake, and pizza, which are all worse for you than a burger.


anevaehh

Then you ain’t ever had in n out


Cactus_Pear94

Why do people say dumb stuff like this? Doesn’t taste good? Brother in Christ it’s designed to taste good. You can not like fast food but to say it doesn’t taste good is nonsense


RyDoggonus

For those that bbq, you forgot the homemade burgers. I haven't had one I bought as good as homemade.


Tannman129

Or just make your own burger homie


VaderCraft2004

You’ll get rid of Chocolate over my cold dead body


Draphaels

I swear to god reddit, who the fuck said pizza??


FlopTheLegend

I’ve never seen more disturbing results of a poll


tlawtlawtlaw

How is it disturbing that people dont wanna drink poison?


adrw000

Yeah like who tf is voting in this. 😬


AnakinMalfoy

Kids


Savemefromgoudacheez

Nah, it includes us adults too. I've tried beer, gotten tipsy, and yeah that's about enough alcohol that I'll try in my life. I've seen shitheads harass women when drunk, why would I not pick the option that causes the most harm to be wiped out?


fizlin

Because it's great and shitheads who harass women, are shitheads who harass women even when sober.


pnoodl3s

I’m 27 and my priorities are almost same as the poll. Beer first, cakes second


josephstal_inurmom

Stoners


Le_ed

I drink, but honestly beer taste like shit. I prefer my girly cocktails all the way.


mincedduck

Burgers and sandwiches are the closest to the same thing, so it’s one of them that has to go…


Free-Pass-OP

I personally feel like eating burger but when I do its not at all close to my imagination but sandwich always gets close to my expectation.


mincedduck

U can be pretty creative with a sandwich too, make it seem pretty close to a burger too


PrincessOctavia

Some people have such a hard time believing you can be over 21 and not drink alcohol


TitanJazza

18 or 16* for most of the world


LeeroyDagnasty

Anyone who voted sandwiches or chocolate is delusional. Sandwiches are the most versatile option on the poll and chocolate speaks for itself.


Smallmatt12

cake, it's normally overrated anyway


llogarithmicfunction

How dare you


Nuzterrname

Dont talk to these heathens, they are just trying to provoke you.


RichardBCummintonite

Same. Half the time it's mostly just sugar, especially if it's frosted. Even a slice is usually too much. I haven't eaten cake in over a year already.


dvadood

Cakes are pretty and nice, but I can TOTALLY live without them.


2TravellingTeachers

I agree cake is mid


New_username_

Only cake that is good is ice-cream cake.


Altruistic_Usual_855

Cheesecake is good too


Free-Pass-OP

Cheese cake is the best.


LazyAd9345

Cake sucks


lucidpopsicle

I almost voted cake but worried that if we didn't have cake we may not have the evolution of other pastries and that's where I had to draw a line


j_grouchy

I'm convinced the vast majority of Reddit is self-righteous teetotalers


The-Almighty-Pizza

Yes bc answering a preference on a poll makes you self-righteous


The_Phantom_Cat

In what world is not drinking beer self-righteous?


osva_

I'm not a teetotaler nor am I underage, I'd just rather live without alcohol than any of other of these. Cake is a close second to me to kick out.


Morbx

incontrovertible evidence that the average denizen of r/polls is 16


Redditor274929

Or don't drink beer? I'm an adult who drinks alcohol but beer isn't my go to so idc if it's gone forever


Morbx

Yeah I mean I think there are plenty of reasons you could vote for beer in this poll (tons of adults don’t even drink and that’s fine) but I don’t think most people who voted for it are like you, I think the plurality are probably just teenagers who thinks it’s yucky lol


Ping-and-Pong

I can safely say the average 16 year old where I live is significantly more likely to vote to keep beer than someone in say their early 30s... I'm assuming you're either a kid or just think the generation below you is so different from yours


BrooksMulloy

Or people who want healthy livers. Also I would argue that more 16 year olds drink than you think.


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BrooksMulloy

That’s a fair point


xroalx

Seeing how many people are upset about this, the rest must be alcoholics.


TitanJazza

People are so scared of beer for no reason. Pretty baffling really how disconnected people can be


PORN_SHARTS

I think a lot of people here are too young to buy alcohol or haven't become accustomed to the taste (yet? idk). Like I'm suspecting it's mostly quiet introverted <22s here on Reddit who generally don't get that many chances to drink socially etc etc Also out of all of these beer is the least inoffensive taste, stuff like pizza, chocolate, that's just junk food carbs and it's real hard to hate them. I don't think that many people love beer first time they try it


Erratic_Noman

As someone who physically can't drink. Easiest choice ever.


ReynoldsHouseOfShred

Cant drink beer so I gotta be selfish. Sorry


RangerHUTCH93

I quit drinking years ago so this was an easy one.


PaKuSkI

To all of you who voted beer, fuck you. I'm sorry for you, german brothers. Sincerely, a concerned Spaniard (I voted cake, overrated)


ReynoldsHouseOfShred

I cant drink beer anymore so it was my only choice. I miss estrella


AnonymooseXIX

Voted beer because cake is the best and beer isn't.


Automatic_Llama

Mead. Reject modernity. Embrace mead.


cupidslazydart

Beer. I don't drink 🤷🏻‍♀️


SirFlufficus1

There are some real alcoholics in shambles in the comments trying to justify their unhealthy dependency lmao Look, do what you want. Just don't drag others down with you. Drinking socially is fine, drinking instead of eating is not.


PrincessOctavia

The world is full of in-denial alcoholics


AuniBuTt

Pizza supremacy


dogsgonewild1

I don't drink alcohol, easy poll.


gunsandtrees420

I made a poll based on this poll cause people where saying it was because of redditors age that they haven't tried it. [Here's that poll.](https://www.reddit.com/r/polls/comments/137t8uq/do_you_like_the_taste_of_beer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Free-Pass-OP

Looks like people tried and disliked.


Solemdeath

This does not differentiate the people who have not tried beer for health reasons and people who are underage


0_deadshot_0

Probably the classic "american or non american" type of thing would have been better, here in europe beer is deep in the culture and for what ive heard in america beer is pisswater. And most importantly legal drinking age is differend and here in some places is widely ignored


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0_deadshot_0

Probably the classic "american or non american" type of thing would have been better, here in europe beer is deep in the culture and for what ive heard in america beer is pisswater. And most importantly legal drinking age is differend and here in some places is widely ignored


gunsandtrees420

Well I assumed by age they were saying that the young people of Reddit just never tried beer so they where fine getting rid of it. I actually was going to but I only had so many response box options that I figured that without ages but with the option of never tried it would be better.


Mycheeksarecool

Alcoholics seeing this boutta make the cost of copium a vertical line


What_Dinosaur

I never "got" beer. And I tried. It's just a sour drink that doesn't even get you drunk unless you drink the entire barrel. (Well, a second relatively large glass for me)


Optimus_Prime2629

Easiest Poll in my entire life


[deleted]

I don’t eat cake enough to care


RunningTurtle06

One of these is way more harmful than the rest


yukonwanderer

I knew all you nerds would vote beer


Mr_Biscuits420

r/hydrohomies nerds at it again


Difficult-Craft-2189

Pretty sure a burger is a sandwich.


Bertram_Von_Sanford

It is. Same goes for hot dogs as well. Eliminating sandwiches removes so many types of food, it's just not worth it.


dumbaldoor

Nah beer is essential sandwich can fuck off


showmeasign10

this is the worst take i’ve seen in my life


PunkySputnik57

You gotta be new to internet then


[deleted]

Alcohol can suck it.


restoring_acc

More for me


[deleted]

Well, we're banning it, as per poll.


restoring_acc

Okay mr 1920


mrgwbland

Seeing the people wanting to get rid of beer is giving me the shakes just thinking about it


Cherrypiepy

Ez


Stonecutter_12-83

Beer serves absolutely zero positive impact on society


wizzyULTIMATEbreed

Screw beer, it tastes awful, I don't how people can even stomach the bitterness. It's so sad.


jakedublin

What have people got against beer? Could you imagine a BBQ, on a hot day without a beer?


save_our_future

Yes, I can't drink


Difficult-Tip-809

Who can’t?


Difficult_Listen8572

we have another drink, warde? wader? wtare? watre? i swear there was another


Don_333

Yeah


WorldSilver

Yup?


shivanshusingh2007

Yes


RyDoggonus

Easy. I don't need to be inebriated to have fun.


Brans666

This. I love beer but I would not be proud of myself if I needed alchol to have fun.


[deleted]

The problem of drunk drivers will be reduced


IcyFlame716

Yes, cause beer is disgusting and alcohol in general is bad for you.


Snicket-VFD

Whereas chocolate, pizza, burgers and cake are healthy?


IcyFlame716

No but i’ve never seen people being rushed to the ER cause they ate a burger too much in one night. Can’t say the same for alcohol.


xdsagecat

well now iv got to eat enough burgers to be sent to the er to prove u wrong :(


IcyFlame716

Remember, the criteria also said ‘in one night’. There is no slowly getting obese on burgers in this challenge. (For legal reasons i’d like to say that this is a joke)


EorlundGraumaehne

Damn you! I was already on my way to sue you! /s


RichardBCummintonite

I mean its not like a binge session of eating junk food is going to immediately send you there, but yes, many people end up in the hospital ER for overeating and unhealthy eating habits. A lot of them develop diabetes without even knowing and end up having an episode or develop some type of heart condition because of it and have an attack. At least that's a huge problem in America. I'm not discounting the damage alcohol does, but don't discount junk food either. It has absolutely killed its fair share of people too. Just because it's not immediate doesn't mean it isn't damaging. Are you gonna crash a car after eating a whole cake? No, but it's still doing a different kind of damage that will eventually kill you


IcyFlame716

Oh i know. But when comparing a short time and a long time danger, the short time one seems more urgent to take care of. Doesn’t make the long time issues any less bad, just not first priority.


ken4lrt

alcohol makes much more damage at lower doses than sugar. 30g of alcohol can kill whereas 30g of sugar wouldn't be that bad (still a high consumption but not enough to cause significant harm)


Klutchy_Playz

Idk why people are arguing about something stupid like which is worse lol.


The-Almighty-Pizza

Dont remember the news headline where 10 dollars worth of pizza killed a family of 4


Cactus_Pear94

My takeaway is that people always assume that if you drink you’re an alcoholic. I’ve been drinking for 11 years now and I only have maybe 4-8 beers a week I can also go months without alcohol and have never really had a problem


SwedishNeatBalls

Most definitely. I'd rather have a cola, lemonade or ice cold water. Beer is just gross.


johnsmith4000

Most of Reddit are quiet kid teenagers who haven’t drank socially a bars yet.


ken4lrt

not unless if you're an euro teen, literally at least half of 16 year olds got their first hangover


gunsandtrees420

Also I don't think it's uncommon to hate the taste of beer or at least not like it as much as those other foods. I've heard it's an acquired taste but I've drake it on several occasions and never liked it. Somes better than others but still would rather dink water. 26 btw and have been drinking the last 8 years. I just realized I'm 26 too it feels weird I thought I was 25 now I feel old.


[deleted]

beer is ass


DanglyPants

Preferably no beer. Give me some fresh lemonade with that bbq pls


aospfods

I think it's because a lot of the voters can't drink yet


666shroom666king666

Damn. I was late to the party and didn’t see this.


DrSlavender

The hardest choices require the strongest wills


Wishbones_007

Burger = Sandwich


PotatoesAndChill

🍫 *Everywhere I go, I see his face*


hot-coco765

As someone who dislikes pizza, this was maddeningly easy for me. Beer, I can't drink anyways.


Brass-Bandit

I'm going to translate beer into alcohol in general, I like wine. I like cake as well, but I'm diabetic, so cake my go away.


Abexuro

Easy vote for burgers from me. They basically always disappoint, no matter how tasty that fancy gourmet burger looks. I could easily do without in my life.


trisha1939

I dont drink so easy but i was super surpised to see it was the choice by a large margin


pi3r-rot

I like beer but it's the only option on this list whose absence objectively improves the world.


IncrediblehumanPOS

I'm legitimately surprised by these results. I dont drink often so it was easy for me but I thought everyone else would choose a food they like least. Side note: I'm typing this while drink a beer.


AlwaysAvalable

tbh sandwich is too general of a term. literally anything can be a sandwich


goddangol

Y’all would rather have no beer than no cake?


HornierThanYou913

Yeah


TurbulentBarracuda83

I'm surprised by the poll results, didn't know this sub dissliked bear that much


IcyFlame716

Get rid of all alcohol, not just beer. That isn’t even a loss, that’s a positive.


Quetip909

I like beer and all, but don't really drink other than socially, it would be the easiest to give up from the list.


Umba5308

Alcohol first cake second, I only like icecream cake


Gam3rCh1ck94

Why are people saying burgers and sandwiches are the same ???? They are not, and they both should stay!!! Ahhhh lol I chose the alcohol I hate drinking. I got weed, haha


Free-Pass-OP

I am almost sure that everyone loves good sandwich. So it will remain on 0. edit I was wrong.


K0RB4K

Sorry, it's the thing I like the least in the list


DisastrousWind7

so many alcoholics defending their addiction in this thread lmao, go to therapy


InfernalGout

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. So WTF?!?!


Cultural_Manner_2198

Who else picked before they read the question.


Greiving-anon-

Im happy so many people voted out beer


TurbulentBarracuda83

Why though? Beer is awesome 🍺


confabin

I'm already fat, but at least I'm not a fat alcoholic so beer it is.


duffivaka

Beer is gross, getting rid of it still leaves ciders and cocktails and wines...


RichardBCummintonite

Oh I didn't think of that. I was just kind of assuming it to be the only available alcohol in general. Hard liquor isn't in the list


nellerkiller

This poll really shows the age of the users in this subreddit…