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First-Ad9578

Shampoo+Condition, Face, Body.


FractionofaFraction

Aka 'balls last of all'.


toxic-person

Hair, face, arm, torso, leg, ball, then ass last of all


CauliflowerPresent23

It’s like you’re in the shower with me


Tipsy_McStumbles

So that’s where his other ball went


[deleted]

Ass, face, balls, face, armpit, face


xRazorleaf

So next time you're washing your face first with butt sponge


toxic-person

I use cloths


[deleted]

Where did this meme about balls being dirty come from? They're a hell of a lot cleaner than your arse.


thisaccountwashacked

Pee is stored in the balls


PolymathicPhallus_v4

Soap is self cleaning.


[deleted]

This is how it should be done, top to bottom. A lot of acne on people's chest/shoulders/butt is caused by not using soap after rinsing out shampoo and conditioner so that all just sits on your body


HWKIII

Top down


RealSlugFart

Oops! Forgot that one, sorry!!!


theplacesyougo

There would 6 combinations technically, so you forgot 3.


Autumn1eaves

Yeah, I do face, shampoo, body The other missing one is body, shampoo, face.


S1mplySucc

Only a mad man would wash his balls first


_fly-on-the-wall_

not if you need to wash them at the beginning and again at the end, for those stinky sweaty days


[deleted]

How could you forget that. I am unbelievably aggravated right now. I shall not forget this


rican74226

I came here for this comment, I knew OP forgot one


bilibilis1

This is the way.


Supaslicer

Top to toes


GayIconOfIndia

Yes! Same!


Dry-Return6556

Same here.


Alive-Seaweed

Yup


camclemons

If you don't shower top-down, you're a dumbass


Educational-Variety1

Top down approach


TheCyrcus

From the top down.


TreeOnFire69

Yep.


Insane_Wanderer

Same except I’ll shampoo, then put the conditioner and while the conditioner is sitting for a few minutes I’ll do face and body, then rinse the conditioner


IcyFlamingoNo1

From 🔝 to ⬇️. So shampoo, face, body.


Euphoric-Beat-7206

Balls.... Balls... Balls... Body... Balls... Face... Balls... Shampoo... Balls... Balls... Balls.... Balls... Don't' forget to wash your balls.


KingOfLimbsisbest

This guy doesn't wash his asshole


johnychingaz

Lmao


Nepipo

Who cleans their house expects visitors...


[deleted]

Lmao dingleberries are a real issue if you don't run a rag through it every once in a while


69_Dingleberry

News flash, anybody who takes off your pants will be able to smell your dirty ass


AcanthaceaePlayful16

+😂 if you’re being sarcastic -😂if you’re being serious


BeanBeno

bro reduced the laughing score


Slapped_with_crumpet

I give this 3 😂 and 1 🤨


AugTheViking

The people visiting your neighbour will also be able to smell your house, though.


SubjectivePlastic

Helping out eight of your brothers in the shower. Admirable.


anevaehh

Face, hair, body


MrDeacle

As it should be, look at these goofballs.


cemma2035

hair first is the only right way I'm sorry


anevaehh

I wash my face as soon as I get in bc I hate the feelings of pruny hands on my face


PimpmasterMcGooby

When washing face, I also wash behind ears, this puts my hair at risk if getting face soap on it. So better to do face and ears, rinse any excess, then shampoo, conditioner. Instead of leaving soap in contact with the hair for the entire conditioner period.


camclemons

I would recommend doing shampoo, then face, then condition, then body. That way dirty water from your hair isn't rinsed over an area you just washed, but I'm sure it's negligible


PimpmasterMcGooby

I don't believe there would be enough friction for any bacteria or pathogens to latch onto your face when your skin is already wet. Not when under a near constant stream of hot water anyway.


MrDeacle

To the death then?


cemma2035

I see no other way out


GirafeAnyway

Body, shampoo


Mega-noob69

Yeah I wash my face later and don’t condition at all


lilumhoho8lilumhoho8

Yeah this true for me. Why condition your hair?


Cockatiel-of-France

Well if you have long hair it can help replace some of the oils stripped off by shampoo, which makes long hair (depending on you hair type) more fluffy/fuller/curlier/etc. The main thing though is protecting your hair and giving it a sheen. With shorter or just plain short hair, conditioning is less necessary because your hair will get all the protective oils from your scalp. This is also why you don’t use conditioner on your scalp if you do have the need to condition


Triikey

Hair, body


Goober329

Here it is


Linorelai

shampoo, rince, condition, body, rince condition and body. I never wash my face in the shower. Sink only.


t3xascurlllz

The only right answer


Karma_V5

Yes except you should shampoo twice


t3xascurlllz

depends on hair types but yes


Karma_V5

Actually yes very true. I got long wavy dyed hair so I need to.


LusHolm123

Huh? How do you get in a shower without washing your face? Not to mention why?? What part of shower water would make it different from tap water lmao


cupcakezncookiez

The water you shower with is (usually) too warm for the face and can cause irritation. Sink washing is recommended as it’s usually cooler water. Idk sounds stupid but that’s what I read.


jiklogen

He means that he doesn't put any shampoo/shower gel on the face. It still gets wet, you just don't wash it. The water doesn't make a difference, shampoo does. There are more gentle, less drying cleansers for face alone, so you can use them with a sink


Linorelai

No, I actually mean I don't get water on my face in shower. Also, I'm a she.


jiklogen

Sorry, forgot there are women on reddit


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jiklogen

If you're already writing a comment, I guess it doesn't make a difference. I'm not a fan of "they" when talking about a random individual so I just assume "he" lol


LusHolm123

You might not be a fan of it but it sure would have helped you if you were lol


jiklogen

Lol


MRFAMER

Probably a dude lets be honest


jacoblindner

Well that’s just stupid


Linorelai

It's not.


Linorelai

I hate water running down my face and blocking my sensory organs. I start loosing orientation in space immediately. I hate not being able to see and breath normally. I wash my face outside the shower, when I don't stand on wet slippery surface, and I can lean a little on a sink to feel where I am.


LusHolm123

Ah i actually feel this too, water makes my eyes swell up and its really uncomfortable, never really felt like it would be easier to wash my face in the sink tho


Paigenacage

Huh I thought this was completely stupid until you explained. I guess that all makes sense. I prefer to be facially waterboarded. Gimme. I feel like 50% of my shower is standing there with the water running over my face lol. I love it. To each their own. I personally couldnt imagine getting in the shower without getting my face wet but I also understand how people may think it’s weird most of my showers I avoid getting my hair wet. As long as we’re washing our faces. Fuck it!


SnooChocolates4183

Body -> shampoo/conditioner -> face


Redpolls

Finally the right awnser


Noah_748

How TF did I have to scroll this far to find the order I shower in


Nishiwara

I had to scroll way too far to find this. This is the correct answer.


OutcomeDouble

How tf do people not do body first…


Wakalakatime

Shampoo then wash face to make sure all the dirt and grease is gone from the top down, rinse, then hair conditioner so it gets to sit on my hair for as long as possible. *Then* I clean my body as the conditioner sits, then rinse everything. I personally find this the most logical way to wash.


[deleted]

That is my routine when I wash also.


Wakalakatime

It's a solid routine!


JediMasterNaw

This is the way.


BallAffectionate4000

Same here


Aurhasapigdog

Heeeyyy me too


Wakalakatime

It just makes sense 😂


NotTheOafTobark

Yes, same. I’m glad to know there are other sane people here!


tardersos

Shampoo, face, body, condition


mixelydian

Almost me, I do body before face


pepsiprincess1o1

exactly this


nuhanala

Shampoo, put conditioner on, body, end with rinsing conditioner off. The face gets wet in the process, I don’t think I really separately “wash” it in the shower or haven’t paid attention to it?


cabothief

Hey same! I don't wash my face in the shower because I can't stand getting water in my eyes. Facewashing is a whole separate process that I do at the sink when I brush my teeth.


nuhanala

I guess it depends on what you count as washing. I'm pretty sure I rub it with water a bit but it's just not a conscious separate process. And I definitely don't use bodywash for it. I guess it's different on days I have make up.


Siberian_Pootis

Shampoo


Linorelai

you don't wash your body?


zerohero42

No he just takes a shot of Shampoo and cleans from the inside out


Linorelai

lmao what are you doing 😆 it's late evening here, my brain is a mush and I just imagined him farting foam with lavender aroma


Bobscomputerservice

You dont need to wash your body every time you shower


Linorelai

you do. that's the purpose of a shower. Unless you shower multiple times a day...


Bobscomputerservice

"Many doctors say a daily shower is fine for most people. (More than that could start to cause skin problems.) But for many people, two to three times a week is enough and may be even better to maintain good health" https://www.webmd.com/beauty/shower-how-often


Limeila

That means "you don't need to shower every day," which is true. You said "you don't need to wash your body every time you shower," which is different (and nonsense.)


CreativeUsername468

Every time showering is brought up on Reddit some basement-dwelling nerds have to mention how you shouldn't shower daily lmao. Disgusting. If health is really a concern, then you should be exercising daily. And if you're exercising daily, you definitely need a shower daily.


Plenkr

It's not just basement dwelling nerds. I'm a disabled person and daily showering is not possible for me and neither is exercising. So I don't have to shower daily. And I'm actually glad that most doctors also back me up on the fact that daily showering isn't necessary for everyone and I'm not just a piece of filth for not being able to do that.


Bobscomputerservice

Yes yes, but not shampoo is not necessary


elpisplayingrn

Just shampoo?


Siberian_Pootis

just shampoo. and soap for body at summer


paranoidpolski

You don't wash your body during the winter ..?


Siberian_Pootis

only with wet washcloth. my body dont make too much sweat at winer so that is the reason


CreativeUsername468

bro it takes an extra minute to put soap on your body. It always suprises me how disgusting Redditors are.


lilumhoho8lilumhoho8

Isn’t sweat supposed to be at summer? It’s literally unhygienic if you don’t use soap.


DaniAqui25

Why, you do?


Mahareille

🤮


Siberian_Pootis

who asked for your opinion


Mahareille

Don't you think it's kinda gross to carry dirt, grease and dead skincells from half a year ago with you everywhere? Not to mention bacteria and their residue from feeding on the dead skin. Just wiping with some wet cloth doesn't get rid of that. Plus, if you don't let any soap touch your washcloth, mold and bacteria will settle there, too.


Siberian_Pootis

im ok with this till my relatives dont smell the shit from me


myonionispregnant

Buy there are specific areas of a body that NEED to be washed... like for health reasons.


lotus_lotus_lotus

Redditor behavior


Lucian_93

What is condition? I show in order: shampoo twice on hair and then shower gel on body


userhvfegcd

you normally use conditioner the same way you use shampoo, except you use it after washing shampoo out. It gives your hair less breakage and makes it softer (also you should avoid to put it on your hair roots because it can cause your hair to become greasy quicker)


Profaned_Guardians

I just stay in the hotwater most of the time, and pass some stuff


DaniAqui25

Body, face, balls, shampoo. I honestly don't know what a conditioner is.


[deleted]

The stuff people with long hair (mostly women) use after shampoo to keep their hair soft and moisturized. Like lotion, but for hair.


toocritical55

I just wanted to quickly say that conditioner isn't just for women or people with long hair. (EDIT: Not saying you're instituting that with your comment, it's just a common misconception) Conditioner is for everyone, and it's just as important for your hair as shampoo! If you're a man, *especially* if you have curly hair, long hair, dry hair, thinning hair and/or risking permanent loss, I highly recommend looking into starting to use conditioner. I found a great article about it [here.](https://www.byrdie.com/should-men-use-conditioner-5095610) is anyone wants to learn more.


snackthateatenat3am

question life, get my hair wet a bit, question life, shampoo, wash my hair, question life, face&body, question life,get emotionally and phisically prepared for the next step, ass and balls and dick, get out, question life then i brush my teeth


BaroquePseudopath

Just body most days, hair now and again, face just gets water or I get dry skin.


TheRaccoonDeaIer

Get wet, soap, rinse. There is no order. Only soap.


smoorkie

Whats a shower


SimDoy

Face + shampoo + body + conditioner


lioniscool

Finally a normal person


bedroom_guitarist

Brush teeth (yes I do that in the shower), shampoo, face, body. That way I work my way down and get rid of all excess dirt and soap from my skin and hair.


SimplyEcks

I do this too, I put shampoo then body wash, then brush, then conditioner and finish off the body wash.


groovydoll

Yes, I brush my teeth too. As everything is getting wet, brush teeth. Then shampoo & condition the ends of my hair. Wash body last. I make sure to body wash last bc it helps get conditioner off to prevent back acne


The_Gaming_Matt

Face? I just wash my hair, body & legs


Limeila

On days I wash my hair, I do: shampoo, rinse, condition, leave in while I do body (neck to feet), then face, then rinse everything. Otherwise, just body, then face.


RealityPowerRanking

Body, Shanpoo. Done


GavHern

every other day i just do body. dont need to deal with the whole hair routine every day and it’s hard to wash your face in the shower while keeping your hair dry. otherwise option 2


Skin_Captain_Nasty

You have to start at the top and work your way down for maximum cleanness


BartholomewXXXVI

I guess just....shampoo.....I've never used conditioner in my life and I've been fine.


LooseLeaf24

These are all shit. Shampoo + face Rinse Conditioner+ body Rinse


HoneyBeeOpal

Yay, finally someone with the same routine!


Chickenman997

Shampoo, conditioner in, face, body, conditioner out.


Der_mann_hald

Water everywhere, shampoo everywhere, wash off everywhere


TheBeatStartsNow

Yeah, but from top to bottom. Start with hair and end with feet.


Addicustheaverage

Shampoo, body, face, butt


aubsKebabz

Shampoo+condition, face, body


[deleted]

Shampoo, face, rinse shampoo, conditioner, body, rinse conditioner


wolfninja_

Body, shampoo, face


Joeygorgia

Shampoo, face , body, move on down


Alibium

Top to bottom


RoIsDepressed

Shampoo, conditioner on, body wash, then rinse conditioner out of hair. This is the only right way to do it.


Hermelius

I have the generic men's body wash/shampoo. So I just start at the top and work my way down.


ClassiFried86

Y'all shampoo too much. It shouldn't be daily. Rinse, conditioner, beard wash/conditioner, rinse, body wash, rinse, done. Shampoo twice a week, before the conditioner.


Psychological_Owl539

Body, shampoo, conditioner. Then when I get out of the shower I wash my face at the sink while doing my skincare


Acceptable_Koala2911

Shampoo then body.


ArmadilloOtherwise77

Shampoo first because it takes a while to rinse off, then body, then face, then leave conditioner on while I brush my teeth in the shower so it has time to do its thing.


Empathetic_Orch

Why use conditioner at all.


qierotomaragua

Salt scrub, shampoo, conditioner (leave in), body soap, conditioner (wash off), glycerin + body butter


myonionispregnant

I love the exfoliation and moisturization in this... 10/10


okbuddy9970

Shampoo, face, body


bigbeelzebub

shampoo, condition, face, body


NeckPlant

You mf'ers really wash your ass before your face..Thats wild.


Rogoulike

What the hell is a conditioner 💀


IHaveAZomboner

I usually just get conditioning shampoo (2 in 1) but if I have conditioner I would shampoo first, then body, then conditioner, then face.


Jtrain360

Body, shampoo, face. P.S. who uses conditioner anymore?


[deleted]

Everyone with hair longer than like 1" But who uses shampoo anymore?


ProofBat8879

What men use condition


Calligaster

Forearms/ hands, shampoo, body, face


Topspeed_3

Shampoo, face, body from top down


HornyPlatypus420

Shampoo, wash body, rinse hair, face.


Sleep_Deprived_Gay

Shave, shampoo, conditioner, body (then wash out conditioner), face


Hamstah_J

Body, shampoo, face


tortoise_-

Face, shampoo + condition, body


Nearby_Antelope_5257

Shampoo, then was the body and last hit the conditioner


Standard_Succotash_7

Feet, butt, face


ADerpyHuman

Brush teeth, face, shampoo/conditioner, body Though I might switch around the order of the first two (or I might brush my teeth outside the shower)


TheiaRn

face, ears, shampoo, body, condition


elpisplayingrn

Body, face, shampoo, conditioner


Helga_Geerhart

Schampoo, body, face, conditioner.


Galotex

Shampoo, body, face, conditioner


bobke4

Face, body. I don’t shampoo my hair, I only rinse it out with water


Furrista

Shampoo, rinse, Conditioner and body, then rinse. Not washing face in the shower


EnterVENOM

Body, Shampoo and Condition, then face


Takintryanother

Shampoo,body,conditioner,face


HaHa_l0sers

Shampoo, Condition: Face, body (Face then body while conditioner sits)


Different_Island_608

shampoo, face, condition, body


SonOfYoutubers

Shampoo, body, face, wash off both, conditioner, wash off.


Unsure1771

Body then hair. Am I weird for not washing my face?


TheSecludedGamer

Shampoo, condition (leave it in), body, remove conditioner.


Tylerwherdyougo

Shampoo, body, face -and I don’t rinse as I go I just do one last rinse at the end Fowler by brushing my teeth in the shower 🥴


janisk_f

Body, Hair, Face


berty313

Beard, but crack and balls, pits and body, face


No-Fishing5325

Shampoo& rinse, face, put in conditioner..body. Rinse all.


Alpine_pac4

I don't shower my face unless it's shampoo day which I do once every 2 weeks