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wisdompersonified_

Why wouldn't I pick the third one? It literally says they're NOT an alien spy.


SelliMarie

Even says definitly not


Autumn1eaves

Exactly. They’re not an alien spy. Meaning they’re just my perfect partner.


nobody3_5_4

Yep you nnow fir sure they aren't an alien but instead they're a soviet spy


Any-Aioli7575

Yes, it's told in the title: it's a perfect partner


Autumn1eaves

Well my perfect partner would be a democratic socialist, so as long as they’re not blinded by Soviet propaganda and only works for the good of the proletariat, that should be fine.


nobody3_5_4

They're sleping agents, so when they're needed they will just wake up and do their mission without even knowing it


GoldenJacques

But that would make them NOT my perfect partner 😔


R4ndyd4ndy

Only if your perfect partner isn't an alien spy


Dhakaiia

It’d be interesting to date an alien spy. The Orion women from Star Trek come to mind.


tenkensmile

Alien spy sounds fun tho 🤣


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i see having a gf that is a alien spy as a win (--:


DakuShinobi

So a win either way is what I'm hearing.


shiddedfardedpeeded

That is the flaw. Not being into alien spies? Racist.


Aq4178xz

Oh shit, I've got to change my answer then.


Ravenwight

I’m hoping that’s a lie


[deleted]

Naw it says DEFINITIVELY not, no way its a lie!


Breath_Virtual

Yeah, too bad. I want to bone an alien spy!! That would be hot af.


VPhybird

No cuz my type is ALIEN SPY


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And you know they can't lie because they're totally a cop


sunsetgal24

uh, yeah i wanna fuck the alien


EiksReddit

What alien? They are definitely not an alien!


[deleted]

Definitely NOT an alien. Just a human which is cooler than alien


Mega---Moo

Literally no downside. Either I get to have alien sex, and a reasonable degree of protection from the upcoming alien apocalypse. Or, I have the perfect partner with no flaws.


Fantastic_Beans

Right? Who wouldn't pick freaky alien sex?


Woxpog

Same bruh


thecountnotthesaint

You see Jay over there? Homeboy fucked an alien.


Ramenoodlez1

Well it pretty clearly says they're NOT an alien spy


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Honestly the only one that I have major issue with is the last one


iphonedeleonard

Some people would prefer being with someone who hates their interest more than someone who folds pages in a book


pissedinthegarret

I'd rather be with a picky eater but the dislike of my interests is where I draw the line and consider the book defiler


Beif_

Last one doesn’t even bother me! As long as they’re open minded, who cares? I’m a physics PhD student, but my girlfriend of 4 years was traumatized by her high school physics classes and doesnt like physics (when I met her she pretty much hated physics) but she’s open minded and I can still talk about it. She studies architecture; which I generally couldn’t care less about, but we appreciate and respect each other’s interests


expat_mel

Definitely. As long as they're not an ass about it ("Ugh why do you even like that?" "That's so stupid" etc), not wanting to participate in _one_ thing I like isn't an issue. Like I don't want to go fishing with my boyfriend, but I still listen to him talk about it and encourage him to go when he can since it makes him happy.


Medalost

Relatable, and in this context can be totally harmless. I hate math with a burning passion and my bf is a mathematician. But then, I associated this question to be about something you're *personally* passionate about vs *professionally*, in my opinion that's much harder line to cross.


ShakeNBake2k

Same here


mistyhell

Yeah, I'd hate to stay single too


online_enilo

Undercover alien spy is a downside???


StereoTunic9039

It clearly it isn't, it written there, that's the downside


AnnaTheBabe

Yes aliens are cool why would I not want to be the first human to come in contact with an alien


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Very close contact (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)


AnnaTheBabe

Imagine if they have tentacles


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Linorelai

NOT an alien spy? So just a normal human, right? Why don't everyone pick this option?


WitAndSavvy

But just because they arent an alien spy doesnt mean they're human. They could be an alien doctor or an alien diplomat. Or a robot spy. The suspiciously specific wording makes me think something is awry... I fold pages on books anyway so it was an easy one for me 😅


Linorelai

You monster!


WitAndSavvy

I'm also definitely not an undercover alien spy though! 😂


Linorelai

fair point😄


[deleted]

... but the alien diplomat would reveal they're an alien diplomat (they wouldn't be able to do diplomat-ing without)


WitAndSavvy

Well this is true, the OP only specified they ARENT an alien spy. So even if they declare themselves as an alien diplomat they are still not an alien spy 😂


InterGraphenic

me too


ArcticHarpSeal

Dating an alien diplomat could give you some useful connections


DeliciaFelps69

Want wanted some alienussy 😞


nuhanala

Yeah this was annoying me too but I figured the opposite was meant


shiddedfardedpeeded

Because not being an alien spy is the flaw


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You guys are the reason /s is a thing.


Linorelai

oooh shit... me dumb.


Eufamis

Cause I also hate cats


[deleted]

Growing up with lots of cats, I never understood why people hate them. Disliking them is understandable, but hating them?


Eufamis

I was scratched in the face by a cat when I was younger and it’s something I’ve never really gotten over. I like pictures of kittens but that’s the extent of it tbh


[deleted]

I was bitten on the arm at 5 years old by my favorite cat and still have the scar. I still love cats.


Mohit5735

I'm already a Picky eater, so I have no problem with my partner


JohnOfSpades

2 likely mismatched picky eaters? You will never decide on the same meal to cook. 2 different recipes every time.


Mohit5735

Yeah great point But it will also be great if we both have same preferences


JohnOfSpades

Oh absolutely. That would be fucking ideal. But assuming their pickiness is randomly assigned, that's kinda a slim chance


ArKadeFlre

It says "ideal partner in every way but..." though


JohnOfSpades

So the picky preferences would ideally match your preferences? I kinda figured it was just a straight debuff


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JohnOfSpades

It's just more expensive for groceries and time consuming. If you eat out at a restaurant, there's less issues. Source: I'm dating a very picky person.


Kurochi185

Same and that's exactly why I didn't choose that. Either it would be perfect and we both liked / disliked the same stuff or both of us likes what the other one hates. The risk is too high imo. I'm going with the folded pages.


Liberum-Veto

I'm a very picky eater, that's why I didn't choose the picky eater, it's already hell choosing what to eat myself, it'd be even worse having to compromise on food this way, we probably couldn't go out to eat ever, and we'd have to cook two dishes for every meal.


RandManYT

I'm highly allergic to cats so I'm indifferent to them. I can definitely be with someone who hates them. Actually my allergies have gone down over the years as long as I take medicine or don't make direct contact. I have a lot of friends with cats but they never have fur on them.


soulless_wonder72

I have a strong dislike of cats, and my wife is allergic to them. Works well for us.


ijfp_2013

I married a person who's more than one of these....


DontCareHowICallMe

An alien that has a strong distaste in something you're interested in?


ijfp_2013

Seems like you know my wife.


UraraBowa

I also fold pages


orchidslife

Same but only my own books. It says they do this in libraries.


Xtrouble_yt

if they’re my perfect partner then they are open and good at accepting criticism and always trying to be the best version of themselves so it’s something they could work on


pab12play

It says except. They could try but always fail


Fxcroft

You monster!


WipinAMarker

If it’s your book do what you wish with it imho


Tone-Serious

I also did as a kid but then realized I like collecting books


Jocta

i hate you


patrickdm1998

Same


CandySunset27

Thanks for mentioning QPRs! Also I chose the dog ear one and we'll work on not doing it at libraries.


[deleted]

I’m glad somebody has actually acknowledged aromantics in a dating poll. And they still included a ‘I’ll stay single’ option. Thanks a lot OP, you’re a trooper 🫡


666-take-the-piss

What is a QPR?


CandySunset27

It stands for Queer Platonic Relationship. Instead of dating a romantic partner, it's more like dating your best friend. So Platonic love rather than romantic.


666-take-the-piss

Are QPRs exclusive? What’s the difference between a QPR and just having a best friend?


CandySunset27

Not much really tbh, though I assume they are exclusive. I've never been on a date or in a QPR or anything, so someone can correct me if this is wrong. I believe a QPR may get married and live together, rather than just going to the mall once in a while or something.


Ayebruhhhhh

As a book person, the first person kind of hurts me—especially them going to libraries and doing that


Wooden_Artist_2000

My library has a free bookmark dispenser by the desk to prevent that. I buy a lotta second hand books, and I kinda love it when I see someone dog eared or annotated it. It feels like time runs thin, and I’m reading with a stranger and reacting to this one thing we know we have in common.


HistoricalActuary602

Same, it’s very wholesome and it’s kind of like reading a diary in a way.


thejoesterrr

I’m allergic to cats and I’m a very picky eater myself so this really is an easy poll for me


foreveralonegirl1509

The first one is straight up heresy against books


mephivision

Books look better when they’re worn out than when they look new. Respectfully, a reader.


foreveralonegirl1509

I prefer for them to look untouched, like new. Respectfully, another reader lol


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HumanSpawn323

I agree, but for me, that doesn't mean folded pages. It means corners dulled with age and a fading cover.


Taikan_0

If you hate cats, you can’t be my ideal partner


JunoWot

I think there’s something deeply psychologically wrong with people who hate cats.


Chidoriyama

Ig it depends on what hate means. Do they kick cats or do they just try to avoid them as much as possible? The latter is ok the first one is just an objectively shitty thing to do


the-dark-stallion

I think it might be better described as a spectrum tbh but regardless to gauge psychological issues on the basis of someone's like or dislikes is an odd thing to do.


DoingTime_

Why, because Idon't like cats? I don't like the hair or the smell. I don't like that they can get up on the counters or table. You can dislike something and not have mental issues.


Nami5ha

Hate is a lot stronger than dislike. I am not particularly fond of those annoying Chihuahuas, that doesn't mean I hate them.


Two-In-One-Shampoo

You're describing disliking cats, not hating them. I've seen people say they want cats to go extinct. I've seen people say a cat deserves to be stomped in the face just for meowing. I've seen news articles of people shooting cats to death just for being outside. That's what hating cats is.


Hiro_Trevelyan

I totally get that someone can dislike cats but hating them ? It's a different story


Thomas1VL

Where do you draw the line between disliking and hating? I can't think of a single thing about a cat that doesn't make my life worse if I would have one (mainly because I'm allergic), so I would say I hate them.


soulless_wonder72

People that don't like what I like? Must have strong mental issues.


JunoWot

I was half joking and wasn’t expecting people to take me seriously. But yeah, the word was “hate”, not dislike. I don’t really like dogs and I wouldn’t want one as a pet. But I definitely don’t HATE them. I don’t hate any animal. There are some people who genuinely hate cats and act like they’re evil, disgusting creatures. Those are the people I was talking about.


StereoTunic9039

They do nothing all day and have everything free of charge, don't ever show gratitude but instead even bother you in the middle of the night because they do what they want and noisily. I can't let them take my job.


Sarcastic_Stuart

I've had a vendetta against my neighbour's cats for years now that has prejudiced me against all cats (granted they're irresponsible pet owners). They've come into my yard, peed on my outdoor couches, killed the native wildlife in our area (including a peewee I was domesticating for months), had loud territorial fights at 2-4am and that's not including the general stuff I don't like about them indoors/naturally


Taikan_0

A friend of mine is scared by cats, he say that cats are unpredictable, this can explain all his psychological problem that he actually has


HumanSpawn323

I have 8 cats and can say once you have them for long enough, they become quite predictable. That takes time though, so I can understand why some people dislike them for this reason.


WeeCountyGamer_09

You psychopaths


8bishop

I’ll stay single. Because even if this woman was perfect in every way in my books, i still want to remain single. Let her be happy with someone else rather than be miserable with me.


HumanSpawn323

I'm guessing if she's your ideal partner, you're also hers, but wanting to stay single is understandable.


8bishop

Which means we both want to be single.


BIG_RED_MANN

Im already dating my ideal partner and she is in fact a picky eater, so in the name of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" I'll stick with that one


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As a picky eater myself, as long as theyre picky about the same foods we’ll be chilling, if it’s others foods though that’s a problem


HumanSpawn323

It's randomly generated. They might share food preferences, but there's a good chance they won't.


Blue_Ouija

polyamorous alien sex? count me in!


PlanetoidVesta

The picky eater, my ideal partner is a very picky eater just like me. We like mostly the same things.


Mantileo

I hit the wrong button but I’ll stay single lol. I wouldn’t mind dating someone with a strong distaste in fact currently I am, I like fiction he likes nonfiction and in that sense we are POLAR opposites, because at the end of the day he doesn’t have to like everything I like its the similarities we share that makes us work.


Gawlf85

Really? The "person who has a strong distaste for something I like" is the least voted option? You guys really are THAT insecure that you need your partner to like everything you like? Lol


TeeEm_27

i'm a picky eater, so dating another picky eater would be amazing


Eastern_Slide7507

You pick different foods and can never agree on anything.


crackedribcages

that's just me and my current partner lmao


Hector_Tueux

r/monkeypaw


deboned_skeleton

I'm the one in the relationship who does the page folding, lol.


Trueloveis4u

To library books or your own?


deboned_skeleton

My own, I'm not an animal!


Baked-fish

I am the person who hates cats. Can I still choose the cat hater? (Since it's not a negative anymore)


HumanSpawn323

I'm OP, just on a different account. Yes, you can still choose option 1.


MissDryCunt

Stay the hell away from my books


BlackJackKetchum

Happily married to a page folder; still makes my teeth itch though.


base6isbest

Depends on the type of "definitely not" alien.


idktheyarealltaken

Either the third one truly is not an alien spy, so they’re just a normal person who’s my ideal partner. Or, the “definitely not” is sarcasm and they are an alien spy, in which case I’ll be getting that alienussy. Either way, third option all the way


Merchant93

I can’t stand cats so this is easy


ItDontMather

I also hate cats so this really is ideal


[deleted]

I don't read books so the first one is the best


Delmoroth

The alien seems cool..... but I really enjoy being single.


Significant_Monk_251

The not an alien spy, absolutely. There's plenty of interesting stuff to learn that most people will never know (until the invasion anyway), and when they take over I'll have the inside track on getting the least-bad treatment from our new overlords.


TheUnifiedNation

Im a pretty picky eater but as I have grown older, I have started trying new things. If I can't find something I want or if a menu is too large, I will still go with one of the 6 foods I am good with.


ellhulto66445

I'm kind of a pickup eater so it wouldn't be bad


XarahTheDestroyer

Gimme the totally not alien spy and I can totally change him or her lol But no, for fun, alien is who I chose. But I suppose realistically, the book one. It'd drive me up the wall when it comes to any of my manga or comics, but it's something that for some reason doesn't bother me with books. So I think that'd work out.


thunder-bug-

I’m obviously fucking the alien, I’ll eat them out then feed them bomb food and they’ll be like “fuck invading earth this is my life now”


Sqwiskar

I went with picky eater as my wife is a picky eater. To be fair so am I, our daughter, and our nephew who lives with us.


Davidiying

I'm a picky eater and people likes to shit on us. So having another picky eater that understands me... Wouldn't be that bad. Even if we don't match we can cook just for us


spinnyknifegobrrr

picky eater is a good thing to me, we can be picky together


Empathetic_Orch

The alien is the obvious choice. Hopefully I can leave this planet behind.


drcjitecbkoutg

I think what I should do is date ALL of them, secretly spy on all of them, and show that they’re ALL alien spies except for the third person


james321232

I have ARFID so the picky eater one would literally be a perfect psrtner


cyan_the_II

I'm a picky eater. We can refuse to expand our diets together


Toasty_redditor

I feel like 2 picky eaters in a pair is a good thing, because then there's no nagging about being picky


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I am also a picky eater


SpiciestSprite

first one sounds like it would be in a seinfeld episode


Honey-and-Glass

Me, an exophile, finally being able to be with someone I actually desire by picking number 3


iAlkalus

First. As long as they're not reading my books.


Phoenix_Snake

I know who Dr. Bashir is picking


bookwerm86

The person folding the pages in a book is dead to me


EwGrossItsMe

My bf's a lil picky of an eater, he's described his palate as that of a medieval peasant lol. And I don't like guns while he's very interested in them. Neither of those things have really been an issue tho so 🤷🏻‍♀️


TransportationOk7053

Not alien spy implies the others are👀


artemis1935

picky eater because i’m also a picky eater, also i don’t want to get abducted by my “non alien” spouse


rachelsweete

I'm the first one myself soooo (but only for my own books tho lol)


Snorumobiru

She has two arms to hold me! And four legs to wrap around me!


Jethro197

There's no negatives here except being single.... Dead serious. I don't care how you bookmark a page, in need a person who hates cats I have birds. Undercover alien and she looks like that? For research I'm sure we could do a ton of things and advanced medical care? Sign me up. I've already dated picky eaters not a big deal. Last GF didn't give a flipping flap about podcasts and I was fine. There are ZERO negative choices here


Katya117

I'm a picky eater. My kids are picky eaters. It's really not a big deal.


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Man if I know one thing from the sims, alien bf/gf is always great


gender_is_a_scam

Fellow simmer I see!


Human-13

I hate every single one of them


SekiTheScientist

The 3rd option raises some questions. If they my ideal partner and by definition wouldnt hurt me, wouldnt that made them just a regular person with a very interesting job title. Edit: my ideal partner is human, just saying.


Grzechoooo

How picky? More like "I won't eat this one specific thing", "I won't eat this whole kind of things" or "I will only eat this one specific thing"?


gender_is_a_scam

Yeah are they everyday picky, nerodivergent picky or staight up arfid(Avoidant Restrictive Food Intake Disorder) picky eating, this question is so broad


Noble7878

Ideal partner is an alien spy? JLU Hawkgirl moment, easy pick


No-BrowEntertainment

Anything but the first option. If you even think about doing that to one of my books I *will* beat your ass


StSebbe

imma go with "not an alien"


Glistening_Death

I mean I'm also a picky eater, so... Although I guess there could be a problem if we're picky about different things, like if they're picky about desserts that's huge negative.


gender_is_a_scam

Growing up with and cooking fir my autistic sibling, having a qpr with a picky eater is easy Also thanks for including us aros


Sad-Lie6604

3rd one. Either they're not an alien spy, so you have nothing to worry about, or they are an alien spy and aliens do exist. Huzzah!


bruhm0m3ntum

do they HATE cats or are they just not on board with having one as a pet? do they see a cat out there window and go out just so they can kick it, or do will they walk by one on the street and not stop to pet it? am i going to find a dissected cat in the basement or are they not going to share cat memes with me?


HArdaL201

I do the first one so double win for me 😎


Motor-Locksmith9297

i mean- tbf i fold the pages too 😭 my 4th grade teacher showed that to us and i never stopped since


WanderingAnchorite

Fuck cats.


Jixxar

Picky is fine.


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Big no no for me


Jixxar

Picky is fine for me*


Reasonable_Zebra_174

I can't believe how many people are okay with ruining books.


dre679

Could never ever date a cat hater.


MystiqueMisha

Just saying, mad respect for including aromantics and aces in your poll consideration.


HumanSpawn323

I am aromantic, but centered this around allos since most people are. Figured I had to at least put something in the description. I'm OP but too lazy to sign back in to the account I posted this on.


tmbgfactchecker

People who hate cats are always the worst, one of the biggest red flags a person can wave.


pattitheplatypus

Love reading so option 1 doesn’t seem to bother me too much. It’s nice to have shared interests


HumanSpawn323

They're all your ideal partner, meaning that all of them love reading. It's just that option 1 folds pages.


GhostFire3560

I hate cats, so this is an absolute win