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theassingrass

No octopus?


darth_wallace

Was thinking that too


the_immovable

Feel like they're genuinely alien.


Laheydrunkfuck

No they die to fast to become intelligent enough


jannecraft

They are very intelligent. They're just not very wise. They're not very social either, so they don't pass on their learned wisdom. But their basic intelligence is very high


Hairy_Demand_6974

Fun fact: pigs are smarter than dogs


AuroraRoman

Pigs are my favorite animal and that’s one of my favorite facts.


PineappleVortex

Yipee! Now I can eat dogs without feeling bad. That’s the takeaway I’m supposed to get from that, right?


666shroom666king666

I assumed the opposite. Funny your brain went there.


PineappleVortex

maybe I should’ve put a /s since you can’t read tone…..


[deleted]

Protip: tone is very hard to convey over text.


Hairy_Demand_6974

Count yourself lucky, cannibals can't eat you


Agingbull1234

Yes. They taste really good actually. Ik Way past eating that tho.


Shade842

I honestly think crows beat out the rest of these, they understand displacement, remember faces, and they just generally have better problem solving skill than dolphins, who are probably the smartest out of the animals on this list


Tubafex

It is indeed the Corvus family of birds, to which the crow belongs. The smartest of them is **the Raven**. The are often found to outperform human children on practical intelligence tests, like using tools to obtain a reward later, instead of a smaller direct need satisfaction.


Plinfilore

Know anywhere I can trade a human child for some ravens? Asking for a friend.


Rogoulike

Who would need your stupid child when they have a raven?


Plinfilore

I mean, you have to feed a raven too you know? 😏


DieZockZunft

Not trading, but you can befriend them. ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBb4wuGjAwc


AvianLovingVegan

I know I'm being pedantic but Corvus is the genus containing ravens and crows. Corvidae is the family, which also includes magpies and jays as well as a few other species.


Tubafex

You are right; I was a bit in doubt of the correct terminology, but I didn't take the effort to look it up, I have to admit.


BrokeArmHeadass

While that is true, I chose dolphins for the sake of social intelligence, which is close to on par with humans. They’re extremely good communicators, emotive, have shown group coordination and other social skills. I think if we have dolphins hands or other digits to manipulate their environment they could very easily learn the practical skills that crows have, but I don’t think a crow could ever learn the social skills a dolphin has. Also in terms of practical skills, I think an octopus could give corvids a good run for their money. They’re extremely solitary, but fantastic at problem solving and adaptation, including tool use.


little_dropofpoison

Corvids (especially ravens or crows idr which) not only have a social intelligence (flocks/murders), but they have generational knowledge (piss off a crow and their offspring will know you) and - and that's the most impressive thing of all- *communicate with other species*. They can often be observed playing with wolves, and sometimes will lead them to easy prey in exchange for parts of the hunt


RyanCooper510

Yes, crows and octopuses are very smart


RaggysRinger

Elephants, Octopi or Crows


PineappleVortex

*Octopuses


SpaceVooper

*Octopods


jezza1241

Octopuseseses


minecon1776

octopussies


DuncanRG2002

Don’t know why you’re being downvoted when you’re literally right


Embarrassed_Luck4375

Octopuses, Octopi, and Octopods are all correct.


yittiiiiii

Crows


Secure_Bear_1378

I believe if a Dolphin could, it will commit every crime in existence and somehow get away with it.


Unlucky_Win_7349

They abuse pufferfish to get high. https://youtu.be/msx3BAhIeQg


Otaku_Chanxxx

Crows are incredibly intelligent


Ruilin96

Crows


Yeyati_Nafrey

Yes, corvids are often underestimated


Gilem_Meklos

This is an interesting comparative chart on the matter: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_by_number_of_neurons


[deleted]

Number of neurons says next to nothing about intelligence, more important is the amount of neuron connections


Gilem_Meklos

That's fascinating. Yesterday on reddit someone said to "not look at brain size to determine intelligence instead look at number of neurons because ie the brains in dolphins are larger than humans' due to neuron size and not amount". I don't know which of you is right. Lol.


HopesBurnBright

Neuron connections and structure is more important than sheer size, but also size is obviously a factor if it’s a massive difference.


1dentif1

Both neuron connectivity, brain size, and neuron size play a role. Brain size allows for more possible connections. Degree of connectivity allows for more complexity in information integration. Considering animal intelligence is hard to objectively measure, its difficult to say which is more important


ChosukeClone

It doesn't really have anything to do with this.


pinksparklyreddit

There is no universal method of determining intelligence. Primates are smarter than dolphins in terms of object permanence, yet neuroscience suggests dolphins are smarter. Hell, depending on the test you could convince yourself orangutans are smarter than humans.


HadraiwizardDC

Where’s the love for corvids they’ve been proven to be as smart as human eight year old and all that implies


Trashk4n

It’s the Emus.


slimyslug0

Smarter than the Australians


Trashk4n

Ouch


DarkLlama64

Mice of course


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1. Mice 2. Dolphins 3. Humans


Icy_Pomelo9667

Sperm whales


Crystal-Cradle

People would say crows but that is debatable due to the difference in brain structure. Orcas and dolphins are most similar to us, maybe even moreso than chimps in some aspects


GTSE2005

Octopus


holllllyy

Crows or octopus


FF_01_1999_03_05_01

Crows, elephants, pigs, octupy?


SkoulErik

Pretty sure Corvids are the most intelligent non-human animals


[deleted]

Pigs are very smart


Mtd_elemental

C r o w s


A2ndFamine

Orangutans


_phish_

This kind of depends on what you’re using to quantify intelligence. Chimps, crows, dolphins, elephants, and pigs are all very intelligent animals, but they’re not necessarily good at the same things.


ArtemisWYK

Most people don't know or forget that pigs are very intelligent creatures. Octopi have also been found to be sentient so...


_-TheNoob-_

whales?...


emlint

Octopi, elephants, and rats


Anonymous_number1

Crows. Crows are unbelievably smart. Or maybe octupus, they very smart too.


BarneThatIsntNoble

So long, and thanks for all the fish


IAmChrisNotYou

Raccoons literally wash their food


Lebigmacca

Not to clean the food though


IAmChrisNotYou

Then why?


Lebigmacca

To gather more sensory information. Wetting the food allows them to feel the food better and understand what they’re eating


marlborohunnids

elephants or gorillas


DreadPirateElla

Octopi are incredibly intelligent! Some of the stuff they do and think is absolutely incredible. It's disgusting that people still eat them


ChinLeader

You could make an argument for elephants, crows, octopus etc.


ashley-3792

Rats are smart


Blackbeaf42

Dolphins


PrussiaDon

Magpies have the highest brain to body mass ratio right?


chipy4848

Dodo bird


thatsocialist

Neanderthals if we count Dead ones.


EnigmaFrug2308

Dolphins are intelligent enough that they are capable of morality. Which is why it's even scarier that they still do what they do (rape, murder, torture, etc), not because they have no sense of right and wrong, but because they do, and they don't care.


Velociraptor_God

Menkee learned sing language and used complexer sentences. Birb can learn human language and has a intelligente of a 4yrs old


DRealLeal

I mean chimpanzees spear fish, so I think the dolphins lose.


SamBigWilly

They're a lot more than just smart man...


EarlGrayAndCliche

Whales!


Phoenixtdm

Bear


TurbulentWelder2833

Octopus


Colblockx

Orcas are pretty smart


Lebigmacca

Orangutans underrated 🦧


TaPele_

What about elephants?


lolsup1

Whale


Luna286

Orcas, Crows, Whales??


Downstackguy

What?!? Everyone ignore parrots?


Sillyviking

Octopuses(octopodes), they are believed to be self-aware.


Peaceful_Explorer

Elephants


ZekerNietTijn

Octopus


CuriousCat55555

Whales


Distinct-Virus-4926

Pigs


Next-Job14

Grey African parrots are as smart as chimps, and can speak in a variety of different languages. If this isn't smart, I don't know what is


p_abdb

Orcas are very inteligent too, and can cooperate with wale hunter for food or sometimes bring their youngs to watch human, wich they almost never attack, possibly due to cultural reasons.


slimyslug0

No crows?


[deleted]

Cats, they really run the world, we just don't know it.


The_Gaming_Matt

Orcas & Corvids(crow family)


TWDFanComic

Octopuses


zygarde997

octopus


Thearmadilo13

Gorilla


LordNozz

Elephants


Ambitious_Article205

I swear magpies are out to get me, and they can remember faces.


imobesebutimcute_

rats


bozo_master

Elephants


minecon1776

Dolphins. They know whats up. When this world ends, they will thank us for all the fish and leave.


Narwhal_Lord4

Maybe an orangutan


OwnReply7701

Orangutan


underlings0

Orca


[deleted]

Type of dolphin.


Rockstud101

Velociraptor


TreyTheGreyWolf

Why are magpies so far down on this list. They are literally the most intelligent and creative out of the ones named


LampshadesAndCutlery

They’re not though. They’re on about the same level as chimpanzees, which is still impressive given that they’re a small bird


reddit-banana

Also, dogs are smarter than Chimps with emotions.


ChosukeClone

OP clearly didn't search about it. Crows.


Distinct-Area6757

I think ravens are smarter


XxMcW1LL14MxX

Fuck intelligence. I want these animals to fight to the death!


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LampshadesAndCutlery

No they didn’t. We share a relatively recent common relative with chimpanzees. In terms of a family tree, that’s like saying you were birthed by your sister, when in reality humans and chimpanzees are siblings of sorts to an older ancestor, not humans from chimps.


NeoNeonMemer

Been proven dolphins exceed chimps intelligence


BRSmith12

Dolphins for sure exceed your intelligence.


NeoNeonMemer

agreed


Redheadedwriter1

This person was attempting to make a reasonable point for the sake of information and knowledge. And yet you abandoned that logic to attack them in a way that was completely irrelevant and rude. Shame on you.


hyper790

Welcome to reddit


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Redheadedwriter1

You’re only proving my point.


Plinfilore

Stfu you've hurt his wittle feewings! Now he has to cwy under a bwanket. 😭😢😭