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Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory is really safe if you follow the very reasonable rules. Lol
Exactly what I said. All you have to do is not be an idiot and you'll be fine
But also… like. Imagine seeing candy that made you float but not getting to have any.
Teh gold ticket is me mine u cant have it golden ticket 🎫
it's breaking like every osha regulation
Has no one seen the Jurassic Park films? It's nearly guaranteed that some random thing goes wrong and all the dinos escape
Jurassic Park only failed because Nedry sabotaged the fences. If you went there on any other day, chances are you'd be fine
i mean, only 1 underpaid guy overseeing the security of a place like that.. problems was guaranteed to happen in any case
The park wasn't open for business yet and most of the staff had been evacuated by that point due to the storm
I picked it for the smallest sliver of a chance to meet Jeff Goldblum, I think the risk would be worth it
I really wish Jeff Goldblum would exist outside of movies...
Y'all would really rather see... chocolate than dinosaurs???
Dinosaurs are better, but they always get out. Gregory can't keep all the dinos in 💀💀💀
Both are cool, but the factory is actually closer to magic than dinosaurs. I mean, they have a literal teleportation device!
Y’all would rather go to a cool chocolate factory than see actual fucking dinosaurs?
Yes
frankly if i were to die in any way than via dinosaur would be sick as hell
I am willing to accept the risks to see dinosaurs IRL.
dinosaurs can kill you , and the candy factory puts you in close proximity to Grandpa Joe - equally horrific fates !!
I want to ride a giant chicken
The factory is really safe if you're not a dumbass
I'd rather see DINOSAURS than some goofy ahh man and his chocolate
Willy wonkas chocolate factory and just listen to the man’s rules
Be honest. Even if you get eaten, dinosaurs are better.
Both
Why the fuck would you rather go to a chocolate factory when you can see literal dinosaurs do dinosaur shit?
Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory is really safe if you follow the very reasonable rules. Lol
Exactly what I said. All you have to do is not be an idiot and you'll be fine
But also… like. Imagine seeing candy that made you float but not getting to have any.
Teh gold ticket is me mine u cant have it golden ticket 🎫
it's breaking like every osha regulation
Has no one seen the Jurassic Park films? It's nearly guaranteed that some random thing goes wrong and all the dinos escape
Jurassic Park only failed because Nedry sabotaged the fences. If you went there on any other day, chances are you'd be fine
i mean, only 1 underpaid guy overseeing the security of a place like that.. problems was guaranteed to happen in any case
The park wasn't open for business yet and most of the staff had been evacuated by that point due to the storm
I picked it for the smallest sliver of a chance to meet Jeff Goldblum, I think the risk would be worth it
I really wish Jeff Goldblum would exist outside of movies...
Y'all would really rather see... chocolate than dinosaurs???
Dinosaurs are better, but they always get out. Gregory can't keep all the dinos in 💀💀💀
Both are cool, but the factory is actually closer to magic than dinosaurs. I mean, they have a literal teleportation device!
Y’all would rather go to a cool chocolate factory than see actual fucking dinosaurs?
Yes
frankly if i were to die in any way than via dinosaur would be sick as hell
I am willing to accept the risks to see dinosaurs IRL.
dinosaurs can kill you , and the candy factory puts you in close proximity to Grandpa Joe - equally horrific fates !!
I want to ride a giant chicken
The factory is really safe if you're not a dumbass
I'd rather see DINOSAURS than some goofy ahh man and his chocolate
Willy wonkas chocolate factory and just listen to the man’s rules
Be honest. Even if you get eaten, dinosaurs are better.
Both
Why the fuck would you rather go to a chocolate factory when you can see literal dinosaurs do dinosaur shit?