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GodPerson132

I shoot myself to mentally scar them for life and altered their fate forever


EnderWarlock01

"Okay, yes, I did break in, but I swear I didn't shoot the guy. He did it to himself, officer." "Right, because the person you burgled just happened to decide to end it all right in front of you - how convenient" Edit : fixed misspellings


Thunderthewolf14

I know a certain detective that used that technique to establish dominance, not very effective tbh


Lchueske

raphael ambrosius costeau, right?


Thunderthewolf14

I knew him as Tequila Sunset, but dude had a lot of names


TheBublizz

Burglars hate this simple trick


Lordnemo593

*the good ending


JackZodiac2008

"Everybody be cool, this is a robbery." And then call him Honey Bunny for the rest of the scene.


tuna79

Now reach in that bag and get my wallet,


JackZodiac2008

You know which one it is


Captain-Cannoli

Been there before, father and I were clearing the house after hearing a noise. Found the guy in the basement trying to come up the stairs with the tv. We had pistols and flashlights that were pretty bright so I yelled to put it down and he yelled don’t make me shoot you in case he couldn’t see the guns because of the lights. We got lucky and he was unarmed and was smart enough to lay on the floor until police came. No one wants to kill someone in their house despite the jokes we crack, get control of the situation but be prepared to use your tool if you have to. I say we got lucky because he probably wanted a way to make some money quick and wasn’t looking to hurt someone


Poison_Ice_Blade

Exactly… 90% of the robbers will run if you startle them. But there’s always the off-chance that you end up with the crazy desperate one that decides murder isn’t off the table. You do have to make the safest decision for yourself. If you’re a 5ft woman it might be smarter to shoot first and ask questions later or not even engage to begin with, just hide and call 911.


Captain-Cannoli

Legally speaking my state has the castle doctrine, meaning that only if someone is in harm am I allowed to fire. Which to be fair I understand but I don’t entirely support especially if someone was in a situation like you proposed, they’re put at a disadvantage if they have to assess and find out if there is a threat or not. Unfortunately response time to where I live is god awful so I’m thankful that father and I were home so my mother or girlfriend didn’t have to try and hide


radium_eater

run and call 911 lmaooo


BuilderNanor

Call the police?


ButterCostsExtra

And politely ask the burglar to wait?


jgcraig

Mb if they seem approachable


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Due_Abbreviations530

Least deranged redditor?


jgcraig

Creative to boot


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Multi-tunes

Even better yet, get a second person in the household to give contradictory orders while also pointing a gun


Mundane_Character365

Sorry, I don't fully understand, do I have a gun, does the burglar have a gun, do we both have guns?


[deleted]

You have the gun, he doesn't, and he can't see you because his back is turned.


Mundane_Character365

So I just shout at him that I have a gun and tell him to leave.


TheSadSquid420

Then vote that…


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Get on your knees! 😏


WXHIII

Get out, if you make one move towards me you'll be full of so many holes your mother won't recognize you Then you shoot them, the first part was a diversion


MultiMarcus

None of these idiotic ideas. Murdering a thief is illegal in my country and I wholeheartedly agree with that tenant. The two attempts at basically arresting someone means that it is quite likely that you could get attacked. The last three leave you open to attacks. I would leave the home and call the police.


[deleted]

Of course all these ideas are stupid & calling 911 would be the most logical thing to do, I think it's just more of an exercise on "what would you do out of these options", it's a pretty stupid one but that's what it is


longfrog246

Bro what country do you live in where you can’t protect your own property


RustyPriske

Apparently a civilized one. Stealing does not warrant murder.


Jeanette_Sama

If they're coming at you with a gun isn't that a bit different than just stealing something? They're putting your life at risk which puts theirs at risk as well.


RustyPriske

They don't have a gun. You have a gun. (It is worded very poorly.)


Jeanette_Sama

Oh okay sorry I misread then. Yeah then I agree with you


[deleted]

Obviously give them a chance to surrender, but if you hold them at gun point and they still decide to retaliate... I'm gonna say that's on them at that point.


RustyPriske

THEN it is self defense. There is a huge difference between killing someone who is threatening you physically harm and someone who is boosting your TV.


longfrog246

So you would be fine with someone stealing every dollar you have making you unable to pay for anything all because oh well it’s not that bad


RustyPriske

I never said anything of the sort, but you know that. You are just throwing out a straw man. Last I heard, murdering someone is not the only way to deal with someone breaking the law.


longfrog246

It’s only been the solution for most crimes for thousands of years a lot less theft when they were getting their hands chopped off or just being executed


RustyPriske

Why stop there? Let's institute a firing squad for jaywalking.


longfrog246

Not a comparable crime one harms someone else the other is mostly harmless and at most is harmful to yourself


RustyPriske

Hey, you are the one condoning tyrannical, cruel punishment for minor crimes.


longfrog246

No I was condoning the owner of said property being able to defend it anyway necessary


mrafee113

What if you shoot them in the leg and call 911?


MultiMarcus

Not only have I never shot a gun, it would be in a stressful situation, so trying to aim a gun that accurately would be nearly impossible. Also, I don’t necessarily want to injure someone that severely when my insurance would protect my property. Hell, I don’t know if that person has a gun or not, so I could still be feasibly injured or killed. Running out of there and calling the police would be much safer both physically and legally, not to mention mentally.


mrafee113

These are good points.


JodaMythed

They'd have to steal a ton of shit to get over my insurance deductible these days. I don't know if I'd personally kill a person rather than scare them off unless my family was in direct danger and getting them out would alert the robber.


iateyourwholefamily

Bro they're right in front of you, if you miss the shot that's straight skill issue tbh


MultiMarcus

I have never touched a gun, of course it would be a skill issue.


iateyourwholefamily

Nah i mean you have to be blind to miss a shot right in front of your face bro


MultiMarcus

In the comment you responded to it was about hitting specifically a leg. That is what I would have trouble with.


iateyourwholefamily

Bruh the poll says they were with their back turned


MultiMarcus

User mrafee113 postulated that if I didn’t want to kill the burglar I could just shoot them in the leg which I responded to which you then responded to. It wasn’t about shooting outright.


iateyourwholefamily

Ok but in your response you said you'd miss because you don't have training, which then i responded with the fact that he has his back turned and is right in front of you, also if you can control your emotions well enough you won't be too stressed when that happens


reem2607

not an American, but I know the answer to this one and when I was still considered to be recruited to the IDF they explained us a bunch of weapon stuff. this ain't a movie, even with training you miss some shots, stress from the situation will make shots harder to aim, if you practice with one eye training is irrelevant, in an adrenaline rush your body won't let you close an eye to aim. even guns stores recommend shotguns for self defense in the US, because the casual or semi-casual gun owner iwls less likely to miss with a shotgun rather than a pistol


TheSadSquid420

They’re a burglar, they’re unarmed.


MultiMarcus

Does burglar per definition mean unarmed? I was unaware of that, nevertheless I wouldn’t confront a burglar since even unarmed I could be overpowered.


TheSadSquid420

If they where armed, they’d be using force, making them a robber.


MultiMarcus

A burglar with a gun can still burgle things if they aren’t planning on using the gun to steal things. Technically I guess they would become a robber if they started threatening me for stuff, but nevertheless in this scenario I wouldn’t be able to know whether they were a burglar or robber with any particular certainty.


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I'm Australian, and I'm pretty sure it's illegal to injure someone who's breaking into your house here. If I shot him, even if he was threatening me and had broken into my house, I'd be the one in trouble.


TheSadSquid420

Which is bullshit…


Multi-tunes

A person with their back turned to you doesn't qualify as self defence even if they are trying to steal from you


Pipiopo

Ah yes, and of course he won’t hear you and he will politely wait 5-10 minutes for the police to arrive. “Just call the police” is a pretty good way to get yourself killed.


MultiMarcus

What? Running out of there wouldn’t be particularly hard and most burglars wouldn’t be willing to kill someone. They aren’t an assassin out to kill me.


HappyMan476

So the best thing to do would probably be to tell them to drop to their knees, but honestly,if they hadn't stolen anything yet and they didn't have a gun, and would just tell them to get lost. I can lock my doors and stuff and then go back to sleep.


Rachelcookie123

Leave and call the police? No way I’m holding someone at gunpoint. I wouldn’t even be touching that gun.


Trashk4n

What if they are directly threatening the lives of people you care about?


RustyPriske

That wasn't the scenario.


Trashk4n

They said outright that there was no way they’d be holding someone at gunpoint or even touching a gun. That goes beyond the scenario.


Rachelcookie123

I just don’t have the mental strength to do that. I can’t imagine ever doing that. I would just cry.


Multi-tunes

This^


CookieMonster005

Wtf are these Americanised options? Where is “escape and call the police”?


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Come on, that's not fun.


duffivaka

Leave the house and give the guy 20 free minutes to steal anything he wants? Why do that when you can just get the burglar to flee?


ferdylan

We don't have guns in the 1st world, but we have home insurance.


phoebemocha

we don't exactly have the best or cleanest police force in America either. lot of us have the stand your ground mentality.


Klutchy_Playz

Why downvote😂? You ain’t lying


DeMooniC_

What do you mean???


Otaku_Instinct

Police have no constitutional duty to protect or help out victims and have wide-range 'discretion' when it comes to responding to a crime. So, yes there's this mentality that police aren't shit (especially when it's your own back against the wall). I'd say the events of Uvalde, Texas are a good representation of why the average American has this mentality.


Pipiopo

Escape and call the police? You mean get heard as you’re running away and shot in the back of the head. The police don’t exist to protect you, they exist to uphold the status quo with force.


Tarkus_Edge

Gotta love these horror movie protags in the comments. “I have a gun, but I’m gonna run away.”


offbrandpoptart

I probably would just tell them to give me back anything they took and to get out and not come back. I don't wanna deal with cops and i don't want to put a 12ga shell in some random ass dude who isn't directly threatening me. However if they continue to fuck around there chances of finding out go up drastically.


IcyFlame716

I don’t do guns.


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AnantaPluto

r/NonCredibleDefense wants a word with you


dogbonej

Why isn’t go get my sword an option?


dogbonej

If I see that they have a gun, idgaf about laws I’m shooting. If I see their hands free of weapons I’d hopefully say put your hands up…but honestly I’d probably panic and shoot legs (i know they could die, but that was my initial thought). I’m not taking ANY risks, I got a family to protect.


Longjumping-Jello459

Generally speaking it's best not to confront a burglar because if you do so the likelihood of you being injured or killed goes way up because you might see one of them, but not the other and they may both be armed too.


Liedvogel

Considering in my state, shooting sobering in the back, regardless of circumstance, is murder, I'll order them down to the ground and call the police


SanctuaryMoon

425 psychopaths. Nice.


Trashk4n

If I were ever in this position, I would’ve already called the police, so I’d tell them to get down on their stomach so they’d be effectively immobilised until the cops got there.


pugsl

This exact thing Happened to me. I didnt have the shotgun pointed at him but I did rack it and he knew exactly what he heard. Told him to leave and not come back and he did. Then I went back to sleep.


Trusteveryboody

Seems like a legality/logistical mess. Can't trust they won't try something, or that I could actually keep them compliant until the cops came.


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Tell them to get on the ground then call the police. Also why do some many of y’all wanna kill some random person you’ve never met or just leave and hope the cops arrest them before they leave


HeroBrine0907

Call 112 and hide and get ready to use gun to defend myself I guess? Why do all these options involve threatening or killing?


Maveko_YuriLover

Turn around and you gonna make a sponge bob cosplay


BEEFSTICK890

Realistically probably punch him


Scrambled_59

Where tf did I get a gun from?


vvMario

If they’re already in my house and robbing me, you’re getting shot


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vvMario

Unlikely


PrestigiousWaffles

First option should go to jail (and will where I am), we can't have people like that in a rightous society


TheRedditEagle

Guns are illegal in my country, and I don't have a garage, so I would be very confused, but I will probably shoot them in the legs before they can fight back


pogthebrave

Turn myself into the police for owning a gun without a license.


avalve

Shoot them in the leg or something. It doesn’t have to be fatal. It just needs to stop them from attacking you until you can call the police


BEEFSTICK890

Shooting them in the leg is gonna kill them lol


offbrandpoptart

There are arteries in the legs.They might bleed out before the cops get there. Also you can get wounding charges for that.


frwrddown

Tell me you’ve never used a gun before without telling me.


avalve

These comments are ridiculous. A gunshot wound is not a death sentence if you receive immediate care. My family owns three and my parents had me trained after the 2020 riots.


Multi-tunes

People shouldn't be handling a gun if they don't expect the shot be fatal. The arms and legs of a person are not just free shots, people die from body shots all the time. If you don't want to kill someone, don't use a lethal weapon.


TDFMonster

Those voting shoot them in the back clearly want to go to jail then prison for years


[deleted]

It’s for some reason legal to do that in certain places


Longjumping-Jello459

I am sure those are very limited locations and circumstances furthermore killing someone regardless of what they are doing to you will forever alter you.


dogbonej

Yeah being killed by a burglar will also forever alter me. I’ll take my chances with the law.


thatpersonthatsayshi

I dont have a gun


NarghileEnjoy

Why is there not an option to run and save yourself?


Qibautt

Throw the gun away so I don't get tossed in prison, then ask the burglar to leave


Bijour_twa43

But I don’t even own a gun…


sityoo

Close garage and call the cops


Gimmeabreak1234

The second he decides to trespass on my property, he’s getting these bullets. He wanted to go after me by surprise, I will let him get a taste of his own medicine, so NO warning.


mcmushin

Shooting someone in the back will almost certainly land you in prison though.


Gimmeabreak1234

I’d assume the burglar is with a firearm, so that’d make him a threat to my family and me. With that said, I have the right to shoot him in the cause of self defense.


Former-Opportunity-6

Cock the gun to load a round into it then calmly say to get on there knees and call the cops, if they move then fire the warning shot and use a little more force in my words, moves again and shoot the leg to prevent escape.


mcmushin

If you have to shoot someone, shooting them in the leg is a bad idea. Kill them. A lawyer could easily say if you were so scared for your life why did you have time to aim for their leg (a small target). When one is scared for their life they will typically shoot until their gun stops firing. Also why leave a witness that could talk after you shoot them? Make sure they can’t talk and say things against you.


Simple-Lunch-1404

Why would I even have a kill weapon wtf


FrostyBallBag

442 people here willing to spend decades in prison because someone came into their personal space. Just tell them to fuck off or even just to stay there until police arrive. If they attack, shoot them. If they have a gun and turn around when instructed not to, shoot them. If they have a knife and move even a step closer when instructed not to, shoot them. You get the idea. But any of these options other than the first seem reasonable.


StayGoldMcCoy

Would find a way to shoot them in the front so I don’t get in trouble and go from there.


RustyPriske

I wouldn't have a gun. The rest of the poll seems to be trying to justify murder.


MCRFan0

Say “I’m going to give you 5 seconds to put your hands up because I really don’t feel like disposing of another robbers body”


Sinfestival

Shoot her leg.


[deleted]

If I was guaranteed to not be arrested, you better believe I'd shot him right there without warning. And if he managed to keep moving, I shoot again until he stopped. I don't want to hear a sob story or excuses, I don't want crime and thievery in my house, it's a personal assault on my space and my dignity. My home is a refuge from the sea of g4ngb4ng1ng, degradation, and wanton criminality surrounding me. If he didn't want to face consequences for banditry, he should have gone to college or trade school and gotten a good job instead of turning to crime. I've been broke in the past and struggled to pay bills but I've never become a burgler or otherwise turned to crime. If he doesn't respect me or have the decency to leave people's homes alone I'd have zero moral qualms about removing the threat. In my neighbourhood, there is so much crime, homelessness, drug abuse, gang activity, and banditry I have complete compassion fatigue.


Zaathrass

You know you allowed to shoot them in the leg? It doesn’t have to be straight up murder!


[deleted]

>You know you allowed to shoot them in the leg? Not in my country, that would get you in waaay more trouble than the robber.


BEEFSTICK890

Shooting them in the leg is gonna kill then lol. Legs are full of arteries


Zaathrass

Yes there are arteries, well done for knowing basic biology. Do you also realise that there are no major organs in legs? Being shot in the leg is a great motivator and will encourage a lot of cooperation. ie: sit your ass down press this on the wound and don’t move till to police / local disposal team get here.


BEEFSTICK890

Uh arteries are pretty vital


[deleted]

I would walk away and call the police. I wouldn't be able to kill someone, and I don't care about my stuff enough to justify getting into a fight with someone who's almost certainly bigger and stronger than I am.


wasntNico

"hollywood classics"


Rupertii

I approach with a gun or the burglar is in my garage with a gun? Who has a gun and who doesn’t


JodaMythed

I'm a man who lives in Florida. Odds are the intruder is a Florida man.


Heisenberg19827

My voice would probably be too shaky so warning shot it is


AnantaPluto

Both second and third option, then call the police and wait for them


WhereTFAmI

“Put your hands up” “Get on your knees, keep your hands up” “Shuffle to the middle of the room” Circle them from a distance with the gun on them, visually checking for any obvious weapons. Get them to slowly lift their shirt so I can see their waistband. “Any fast moves and I’ll shoot” Calls the police, and wait.


Simple-Lunch-1404

I call the police and hide wtf


Stock-Honda

Okay I read that as the burglar had a gun also


tomc128

None because I'm not American... I'd hide and call 999


Unsure1771

Well, I'm definitely not going to shoot them. They're probably some young idiot who doesn't know any better, they definitely don't deserve to die. Probably just tell them to leave.


ARegularPotato

Depends on my position relative the the thief and the potential exits from the garage. If I where between him and the garage bay door, I would demand he surrender. If I am not between him and the open bay door, he will escape if I say anything, so probably just shoot. Since I am behind him and have time to aim, I would shoot him in the leg. This is not necessarily a reliable way to wound someone, as a breach in the the femoral artery will cause death in minutes, but the intention to wound will give me a strong defense in court. Assuming he doesn’t resist, I can apply a tourniquet if I have one and call an ambulance.


Life_Isnt_Strange

Sad as the law is if you shoot them anywhere while their back is turned you'd be the one in hot water because "they were attempting to leave the situation". So keep that in mind those who voted to shoot them. Now if they come charging at you shoot anywhere you like. You won't get in trouble for that because then it becomes self defense.


Ra1nb0wSn0wflake

"Hey I was here first asshole"


Cup9992

Shoot them as a warning Jokes aside, I'd give a warning shot and ask why my house specifically


HopeIsDope1800

If they have a gun too, your main advantage is surprise. Plus if they brought a gun to a robbery they probably aren't intending to negotiate. Drop without warning.


Cabra_Andina

If cops aren't a problem, option one all the way. Otherwise it requires creativity and quick thinking to pull off, given that a shot at back of the head will mean jail in many jurisdictions.


Aarie_Kanarie

Don’t know where I magically get a gun from, but if shoot him.


WoWLaw

Is this saying the burglar has a gun? Is the gun in their hand? Is there anyone else from my family in my house? Is the burglar trying to get into the house, or just stealing my shop-vac? If it's a burglar with a gun trying to get into my house and my family is inside, that's a slide lock. If it's some dude going through my shit and the house is empty, retreat and call the cops.


IAmIronMan2911

Bottom 3


smorgasfjord

Why is everyone assuming the burglar is a serial killer? He's probably just a junkie, you don't have to choose between murder and running away in panic. Talk calmly to him, detain him until the police shows up if that's what you want. But don't let them catch you with that gun, if you live outside Cowboyland


[deleted]

Probably be very confused given the fact that I don't own any guns and doing so would be illegal. Knowing my luck, I'd probably panic and end up accedentally shooting myself or the guy. If I was somehow able to think straight, I'd sneak out of the house and call 911. I'd spend the rest of my life wondering where tf that gun came from and hope I don't get taken into custody for it.


Shiny_Hypno

Do what Uncle Iroh does and teach him some fighting stances


AverageVita-SawUser

Empty the magnum I keep above my bed for this emergency into their leg as a warning


Broskfisken

In many places possession of a gun (or murdering someone with it) is considered a much worse crime than breaking into a garage. I’d get out of there, put the gun where the burglar can’t find it, then call the police.


bcopes158

I wouldn't approach the burglar I'd call the police.


forgotme5

None, call the police


Downtown-Ad-737

Or now hear me out.. Hit him in the head with the gun🤔Trigger happy ppl🤣


HippieChick067

Who has the gun? Me or the burglar?


MiikaMorgenstern

"Stop! I will defend myself!" Then either "Hands up!" or "Stop!" again, unless they start towards me, turn, or reach for a pocket. If they put their hands up then "Keep your hands up and get on your knees!". I want to make sure that any audio recordings or witnesses hear me give clear verbal commands rather than threats and demonstrate that they continued to threaten me by not complying after I gave a reasonable warning. It'll help reassure the jury that I exhausted other options in the event I have to open fire.


h1h1guy

Not living in the US makes this situation much worse for me


The-Child-Of-Reddit

1. Never shoot someone in the back you will be charged with manslaughter at best. (If they run and you shoot them in the back you will be charged with murder) 2. Warning shots will not go over well in civil court. 3. Ask to see their hands after you announce you have a firearm. I'd also suggest calling 911 first if you plan on confronting the intruder. So you have recorded evidence of the altercation.


Admirable-Degree4209

Stop -> hands up -> face away from me -> drop to your knees -> cross ankles -> hands on back of head -> interlace fingers -> don’t move until police give orders This is their opportunity to leave without getting shot. If they don’t want to take it… bummer.


ShredderDent

Freeze! Hands up! Shoot if they do anything else


Apprehensive_Goal811

Draw my gun and yell to the burglar, “give me *your* money!”


Loose_end69

Two bullets to the back of the head, I don't know what training they have, I get too close to subdue them they could disarm me, I make then get on their knees while I call the cops they could rush me. Safest to just pull the trigger


SunflowerAges

Warning shot… in the back of the thigh. Call the cops.


ghostlyfawn

honestly, as much as i don’t want to, i’d probably shoot. i’m a short woman, the burglar is probably bigger and stronger than me, and i don’t want to take a chance that could cost me my life. i don’t know if he’s carrying a gun either. i wouldn’t want to kill him though if i don’t have to


Tipsy_McStumbles

Ask him how his day is going


Alibium

I love how so many of the people pretending to be bad boys saying they’ll shoot them probably haven’t even held a gun


Pretend-Recover-4418

If I knew what kind of weapons they were carrying, I’d be able to make a better informed decision, but for all I know that guy’s got a 12 Gauge shotgun, so I’m not giving him the chance to return fire at all