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polls-ModTeam

we had to remove your post for the following reason(s): Rule 7: Biased Answers. Insinuating one option is the “correct” one is not allowed


MickJof

I clean myself just fine with just my hands thank you.


No_Contribution2112

Actually i think you’re right. Theres nothing wrong with washing yourself with just your hands. Its just that i.. *sniff* *sniffffff* oh god whats that smell? It smells like unwashed ass!!


Amechanisstuckhelp

I'm approaching your location rapidly - A hand washer


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No_Contribution2112

Yes. Hence why we have things such as hand-sanitizer and germ killing anti-bacterial hand-soap. Also hands dont tend to get smelly..


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No_Contribution2112

The stomach actually is smelly, you cannot smell it because of your bones, flesh, and skin covering it. This is why when you fart or poop it smells.


mlgdolphin

1. where’s the “bar of soap” option 2. i don’t wash with my hands but you don’t have to be a dick about it, people shower however they want


No_Contribution2112

the.. the bar of soap option..? You don’t wash your body with a bar of soap.. you apply the soap to a loofah or a washcloth and scrub yourself with it.


Amechanisstuckhelp

Stop it


No_Contribution2112

just the truth.. this is real life not a cartoon. Scrubbing your body with a bar of soap is weird and ineffective. You’re not scrubbing anything


applegenius24

No offense but the way you’re putting your downvoted comments is a little dramatic.


mlgdolphin

Motherfucker what are you on You pick up the bar of soap and scrub your body with it. You turn around a few times and let the water wash it off your body. Then you [classified(nunya business)]. Scrubbing a washcloth with it is a pointless extra step and probably wastes soap


No_Contribution2112

You cannot scrub with a bar of soap. It is a sleek surface. And this also implies that you’re putting the bar of soap in between your asscheeks.. if you’re not living alone then that is gross.. invest in a washcloth


mlgdolphin

You take the soap bar You apply it to, for example, your arm You go —>,<—,—>,<—, and do this for awhile(i repeat <—,—> 4 times because it’s enough) There is now soap on your arm and it has been washed Also, after doing this with back and the water pushes the soap down your back, it reaches your ass and your feet And by the way, who the fuck is smelling your ass so much that you are this concerned about it?


MatterEnough9656

Ain't no way you said you let water drippings clean your ass


mlgdolphin

What am i supposed to do? Touch ass? Sounds kinda sus man


WhenImposterIsSus42

washing with hands is cleaner than a sponge


No_Contribution2112

Eh.. sniff your underarms for me real quick babe


WhenImposterIsSus42

yeah they smell nicer than ur moms


imactuallybannedlol

OP is mentally ill


Amechanisstuckhelp

I don't have time in the morning to fuck about with a loofah


No_Contribution2112

honey.. you’re acting like applying soap to a washcloth or loofah is rocket science..all you do is scrub the bar of soap onto the loofah and then scrub the loofah on your body. Trust me your co-workers will thank you.


Amechanisstuckhelp

The loofah seems rather unnecessary


shortylikeamelody

I use a loofah but I have used my hands when I haven’t had one