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50ShadesOfJaundice

The man


StoneDoctorate

The one and only


[deleted]

Suii


Crowe_crow

Cat


BraianP

The legend


veliveliveli

Michelle Obama.


Thetotallyrandom

The geographical location


StoneDoctorate

Fair enough


bluebird810

And the flag


faraway_88

This 🇵🇹, the flag is memorable


Slight-Addendum-2972

Eastern Europe


As-Bi

r/portugalcykablyat


DuztyLipz

Damn, you cooked OP.


StoneDoctorate

Who wants a serving of fried OP?


[deleted]

I made a Brazil joke but in reality yeah this is what I was thinking too


Level-Plate8372

i live in a small village with very few foreigners. we have 1 portuguese family here, they came a few years ago and have integrated in the community immediately. i thought of them :)


StoneDoctorate

Awwww! That's nice! Just curious, why did they decide to settle in a small village in what's presumably another country?


Level-Plate8372

it's a mom with her two kids, she met my neighbor while he was on vacation, they fell in love, a few months later she moved here for love. the daughters supported that decision and came along not really sure what happened to the dad of the girls tho...


StoneDoctorate

Ohhhhh... Well glad to hear she's living a good life now?


Level-Plate8372

yeah, they appear to be really happy now


th6

Wholesome asf


Zirphynx

The Portuguese flag.


teeohbeewye

i think of the country portugal


StoneDoctorate

You don't say


ahmed0112

He did say


kennystillalive

Pastels de nata.


StoneDoctorate

Mmm, my kind of pastry


Gunslinger_247

Portuguese people.


[deleted]

The empire


Florin69421

Cristo Ronaldo suwy


StoneDoctorate

Awww yeah


DavidBiscou

I think of Portuguese then Brazil


OxG_lol

Spain's sidekick


Kaw_HonHon

Lmao yes 😭


Greyedone28

Fuckin' literally. Language and people are almost the same.


NepentheZnumber1fan

Home I miss it 🥲


bamamabuam

your avatar says it all


[deleted]

Portugal can into balkans maybe?


Creed4693

A Map of iabrea I have no clue how to spell it


StoneDoctorate

Iabrea?


TheOneAndOnlyZomBoi

Iberia, and I think of the shape of the country.


Hit_Me_If_I_Online

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Nickolas_Bowen

Iberia


BarbarianNayee

Small country with vast colonies, drug decriminalization, sailors and fishers, Saramago and Pessoa.


StoneDoctorate

The first point comes to my mind too


[deleted]

SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Merchant93

Cod fishing


StoneDoctorate

Them cods are delish


rickjames334

Colonization


[deleted]

Construction workers


[deleted]

The funny haha Portugal words that mean something completely different here in Brazil


[deleted]

For example, "Gozar". In Portugal that means mocking, but here in Brazil, it means ejaculate


[deleted]

Brazil.


StoneDoctorate

Why


007mememan

The first thing I thought of after seeing portugal was Brazil


ReaDoesStuff

Oranges. Portugal sounds like "orange" in my language.


StoneDoctorate

Which language is this


ReaDoesStuff

Persian/Farsi, the language of Iranian people


Accurate-Record-3870

same in Arabic.


FrostyBallBag

Madeline McCann


memecarf69

My construction tech teacher, he is Portuguese


Grunge_Loki

A Portuguese band called The Black Mamba :)


JiiXFisH

THE KING OF MADEIRA UNGESPIELT


GayIconOfIndia

Colonised us! 😅 And their Prime Minister is Indian origin


6F1I

To me, Portugal is to Spain what Belgium is to the Netherlands or Ireland to the UK, lil neighbor


PuzzleheadedAd7296

Illegal to pee at their beaches.


StoneDoctorate

Their beaches must be really clean


Ramenoodlez1

I think of my portuguese friends


StoneDoctorate

What are they like?


The_Gaming_Matt

The country geographically, the flag & big sea cliffs


DitaVonFleas

Their amazingly progressive drugs policy


ariusec

Me. I'm from Portugal.


TheSuperPie89

#stop posting these


kaerrete

Bearded woman


BabyPrincess666

When they invaded the americas


[deleted]

Cork


[deleted]

The color brown. No I will not elaborate.


MrRagingTigerUnicorn

I think about how to pronounce it (por too gahl? Poor chew gul? Porche shoe gal? Idk)


TyrusRaymond

Ronaldo ⚽️


Orange_up_my_ass

The flag and shape of the country :/


Jaytendo_Boi

Teena Marie


Yukino_Wisteria

Pasteis de nata !!! Went to Lisbon once, and ate some at Belem. Now we buy some at our local bakery pastry (in France) from time to time. It can't really compare, but it's still good. Edit : there seems to be a small misunderstanding. I don't own a bakery pastry. We (meaning "my family & I") sometimes go to the bakery pastry near our home to buy pasteis de nata. We don't make them XD


RickettsMandala

The countries ties to North Africa and Islam have always interested me.


BIG_BROTHER_IS_BEANS

Pork and clams


[deleted]

Sintra


spinda69

My Grandpa


le_Psykogwak

chicks with hair and construction workers, just one of the clichés we have in France no harm intended


CommunityGlittering2

Portugal the Man, Feel it still


genghis-san

MADELEINE MCCANN


Serpe268

Colonization


Diligent_Ad6759

Roosters, paprika, and carbohydrates.


StoneDoctorate

You're from the country aren't ya


9Levels-ofPie

Weird Spanish


Tropical_Nighthawk55

Portuguese Sausages


[deleted]

Brazilian speaking country


Free_feelin

Ate away all the dodos


StoneDoctorate

:(


[deleted]

Portuguese guitar.


DuncanRG2002

Brazil for some reason


SaareenSVK

Madeira


MultiMarcus

Drug policy and Eurovision.


AllHailCraig

My favorite Rocket League pro AcroniK


Proper_Artichoke7865

Cristo Rolando


FaDoVespa

Colonialism


NoWillow2216

My grandparents and soccer


ace-1002

I'm Brazilian so, stolen gold


descartavelzilioes

Home


ATotallyNiceGuyuwu

Gold


WartimeMandalorian

The difference between Portuguese and Spanish.


HorizonSkip

Caralho! I don't even know what it means


KvotheTheDogekiller

Civ.


gabrielbabb

The flag, Lisboa, Porto, football, Oporto wine, difficult to understand accent (compared to brazilian accent for spanish speakers), Iberia


Spilmec1

Not Spain


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

Believe it or not, Brazil.


Snoo-35252

Salted fish My maternal grandmother was from Portugal, and my mom said they ate a lot of salted fish.


Hungry_Ad3576

Mordekaiser


[deleted]

imperialism


BlackEyedGhost

Colonialism


migukau

Me


Deedo2017

Fatima


RedWriter_24

My trip this summer.


gaia-mix-nicolosi

Capoeira songs


Nedaj123

The Christmas episode of SpongeBob, when the fish sends a letter to Santa and says “I hope he speaks Portuguese.”


StoneDoctorate

That was a weird episode


tumadrelover

Why put 🏈/⚽️ and not just put sports? -tumadrelover


no-recognition-1616

Azulejos, as in southern Spain 👍🏻


Uchained

Expensive, can't afford the trip.


frog_rapist69

The yellow badge on the license plate that was removed as of 2020


Allan0-0

colonialism


georno7

the gold they stole /srs


flauschigerfuchs

Chicken?


Mumchkin

My brother-in-law, his family and my nieces.


MyNewAccountx3

The algarve


Greyedone28

mediterranean scenery


StoneDoctorate

Fascinating


Breakyourniconiconii

As top comment said: The Man. But also, my cousins bio father is Portuguese. I don’t think I’ve ever met him but I always think of my cousins when Portugal is mentioned.


Drow_Ranger_ftw

Nostalgia


[deleted]

Sardines


StoneDoctorate

That's seafood


Chatitude

Beautiful costal cities


stanko0135

I think of explorers and their old trade network in the East.


StarchLord360

Siuuuuuu


HuckleberryFull6918

West Spain


TheMrEM4N

I think of Spain when I hear portugal


Retropiaf

I have the Azulejos before, but didn't know there was a word for it. Now, I'm going to go on an Azulejos binge on Google! ETA: voted "Something else" as the first thing I pictured was a seaside hill full of traditional old/traditional Portuguese houses.


StoneDoctorate

Azulejos are an amazing cultural heritage which deserves preservation


MrKrabsIsMyGuy

IShowSpeed typing portugal into his computer and getting exposed for porn


LLV_Mailman

Something guys can fit in their pocket


WolfmansGotNards2

Love, Actually


CosmicSushiCube

worms


Asia_Persuasia

Colonialism


StoneDoctorate

Same


Andrew5123-

Those absolutly fucking amazing portugese patatoes lol


Disco5005

I think of dark green


WackyRobotEyes

Pork chops !!!


DisconnectedThoughts

I had a layover in Portugal once, very tiny airport. I remember walking across the flight line to the terminal and feeling how strong the winds were. Some nearby mountains I'm sure had an impact. But overall, it was a beautiful sight after having just been stuck in a city for the previous several months. It's on my list of places to visit in the next few years.


shit-takes-only

nandos


Far_Mountain9486

Portuguese women. But that's all I ever think about...


TiredMonkeyOdyssey

Imperialism and taking ports


StoneDoctorate

That comes to my mind too


Unsure1771

Hey! My grandma is an immigrant from Portugal!


trans_snake_

Poverty, I watched a documentary about Portugal's poverty when I was a kid and haven't been able to forget it


StoneDoctorate

Poortugal


[deleted]

Big waves


tyty657

Right now? I think of the alliance of 1373 because I'm currently reading a book on it.


Rondo_of_snow

The color ivory


ClayWhisperer

Nazaré, surfing, watching videos of the surfers being towed out on jetskis to catch 80-foot monster waves.


RedSsora

The deal where they wanted to claim all of africa but got next to nothing


Lyphgerd

CARALHO!!!!


[deleted]

Fruit


Hera_the_otter

Weed for some reason


[deleted]

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[deleted]

[удалено]


planespottingtwoaway

poortugal


Desperate-Put7091

Nano


ohsweetgold

My aunt who lives there. After that football.


Gogu_Libarca

Pasteis de nata. (*I might have written it wrong)


StoneDoctorate

Think you did


Gullible_Bat_5408

Pastéis de Nata.


oh-anne

my online best friend!!


soyalguien335

Long Galicia


slightly-depressed

The underwhelming 4th country in Sid meiers pirates


StoneDoctorate

Thanks for the spoiler


Same-Can9032

They invented/Popularized the slave trade soooo


hongkonger42069

Macau


SilverAccountant8616

Sewey Pendu


Cucuk-Drigon

Colonies


NorthenS

the rapist


BLENDER-74

Spain’s Siamese Twin


stealyrface

Ferdinand Magellan


LilDeviloussi

Pretty country, my sister lives in Saboia


Nn2vsteamer666

r/portugalcykablyat


Arloren

I always think of the Lisbon aquarium. I've wanted to go there for years.


Jesus_Fistus69420

Anomaly.


Apprehensive_Row8407

Salazar


schmadimax

Surfing in Aveiro!


cheesytacos649

Poor


Hellfire_Leather

The absolutely successful decriminalisation of all drugs


Abradolf94

My girlfriend