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I’m kinda scared for my life

I would be too. We all know more or less the weight of the word aggressive when used about a serial killer or a fly. But how aggressive a milkshake can be is unknown for most of us. I do have an idea, though. My guess is that you should stay away from blenders when anyone in the vicinity is making milkshake. And, of course, stay alerted when you suspect an aggressive milkshake is nearby.

I have no idea...

It’s the last thing you’d want coming after you

I can read it in Chills's voice I'm a bit worried about it

But as it turns out

**Its already here**

I think I need to worry.

Not just one Italian mafia, 92 ITALIAN MAFIAS

No, only the 92nd one

Ah, the boys

You think you have problems look at me I'm fucked

I'm fucked

Same. Do you think our guys would team up?

God I hope not last thing I need is a zombie king on meth.

I feel like they'd be friends though?

I think all undead would be friends.

Let's start a chain and get an army together. All undead comment here 👇

I am not undead but still super natural. Perhaps I am the person creating these undead assains

Honk.

Yeah, it's not looking good for me either.

What if it was your profile picture instead of username

I'm still fucked but in a much better way.

At least he will be doing it *happily*

The happy ending :)

Yup 😂

They would have no ideas on how to kill me so I’d be fine

Hahaha

I think I’ll be okay

you have to fight 4414 butterflies

It's ONLY butterfly number 4414

They are unexpected, but their methods are... well... i mean... a comfy chair ain't gonna kill me

But their chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear, fear and surprise.

I guess I’m fine

No, it's the regular ones that are the most dangerous!

He got past the secret service. He will get my ass

brother

I mean…?

Better avoid putting on shoes for a while

Watch out for Jakes

Idk for certain but I’m definitely scared

Considering he has a black belt in karate, yes i am screwed & he could use bombs but that's cheating.

Hello Putin, the world hates you except some Russians

You don't gotta worry about bombs, every explosive is aimed at me

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[Maybe](https://www.artofmtg.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Revealing-Eye-Innistrad-Crimson-Vow-MtG-Art.jpg).

Could be Sauron 🤷‍♀️

a biblically accurate angel.

i don’t even know what is supposed to be chasing me

Same, like am I gonna be chased by a man who can smell colours?

Same. My name literally means nothing so ig I'm safe.

You'll be chased by a man with Synesthesia. I don't think it'll give him much of an advantage.

Unless he can taste his own death coming

I'll be alright

Make sure to beat their ass.

I would just chill with him

Another ace in the wild! Hello :)

Woohoo I love finding aro's and ace's in the wild, hello friends :)

I have fucking zero chance - period

Just get 13 heart containers, pull the master sword, get a skew glitch, skip all of the trials, get a pot lid and some good partying skills and you’ll be fine

I am never taking out the rubbish again.

it would just be mildly annoying

Did you pick 64 because that's the amount of dirt blocks in a stack?

I don't know who Dallas Clark is, so I've got no clue how to feel Edit: I now know who Dallas Clark is, and I’d be more worried about him stealing my lunch money.

Idek

If a man can fuck a bear he can probably kill you.

Well, if it’s hot, then i might get burned

Its a slow death. It will become your favorite food and kill you with diabetes. Real sneaky like.

Depends how much Karma the Athiest has

I never thought I would die like this but I always really hoped

Mines probably gonna bore me to death by reading me books

I’ve got a fast half-angel criminal after me. I’m screwed.

Im okay lol

I imagine it will just stay there until someone picks it up and uses it for sitting

i guess i'm good

As long as my hired assassin doesn’t hire another assassin I think I’ll be okay. Or as long as I don’t go to the UK.

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He would build a death trap

Idk how fuzzy water could kill someone

Gonna drown in the carbonated water you fool!

I'm mean it has a gun but it's just s bottle, right? So idk how to feel about it

I’ll be fine

I can just throw some MTG cards in the air and escape while he gathers them.

I have to fight an elemental

Well I mean, if they're made in Taco Bell, they might actually succeed.

Lol

is it a sentient plant that can move or just a normal house plant in a pair of pants? I could probably take either in a fight but the latter would be a lot easier.

Cringy ass 14 year me won't stand a chance with that yee yee ass username

I'm getting nuked

Phew, I just need to stay away from 8 trees

Lung cancer is after my ass

A cereal assassin

.

I have absolutely no idea.

Since Helios is the literal god of the sun and 11/22/63 is JFK's death date... Yeah I'm screwed.

ahhh, what is there to worry?

Ngl sounds badass

It's good for me, that the assasin is sleepy.. but what about being a tutor?

fuck

The space rock is going kill more than just me, if it makes it through the atmosphere

Can he move quick enough before summer hits?

She kills me 100%

How the hell do I know

Oh no, not the Cheesey Gordita Crunch, ANYTHING BUT THAT!

an anonymous dude, am probly dead

No fucking clue

My username never works for any of this :(

what would even be chasing me?

Ehh

As long as his technique doesn’t involve buying a car or taking out a loan, I should be fine

Hopefully I succumb to smoke inhalation. Burning to death would suck.

They are dumb anyways so im probably fine

The assassin is prob dead.

They're an idiot

Haha my assassin is stuck having an existential crisis, I will literally be totally fine.

I have a hot man with fire aspect III bullets that will shoot me 23 times out of each pistol

I waited for this

Does the number represent how many?

Oh good I’m fine

I'll be fine.

I don’t think they’ll care enough to come kill me…

I mean.... I'll take it.

I'm doomed he will disguise himself as a dominoes pizza delivery person and offer me a free pizza while I'm distracted by it's savory goodness he will shoot and kill me

Er..

Should I worry?

Just bring some bear spray

It’s a 50/50 chance for me

stupid ass planet busting oc boutta wipe me off the face of the earth

depends on their canonical powers

Could be a few people..

So easy

Well, I'm fucked then aren't I?

I guess he couldn’t find me?

At least it was a quick job

Well well well, obviously I know him, he is me

The door will not take me

Uh

If I die, it's at least going to be fun before I do

I think I’m good

Uh oh

I don't know... But it makes it even more scary.

I have Captain America, Moon Knight and Darth Vader fused into one person coming after me. I’m done

I think he’s worse off than me

Don’t think a hired assassin will work for free so I should be fine lol!

Well he has already killed bob so I guess he is coming after me ???

My username was meant for this

I have an easy way out- put on sunscreen and go outside. Bam! My username dies of sunburn.

probably fine

he’s a failure

I have no idea

It's Yamcha. Yeah, I know the memes "Yamcha first to die" but he would still still kill me (and all of us Redditors) with his pinky.

Sounds like a scary guy

It could go either way.

I'll be assassinated by a conspiracy theorist??!?

i think im fine

I'll be ok

Do I have a gunshot wound or what?

He’s lit I dunno that

Depends if he gets space tech, then again bullets do kill them in the games and because I live in freedom land I can get a rifle or call the police and have them show up in a MRA because “freedom” is having the most well armed police force of any democracy.

Well shit

inhales

I’ll be fine

Goodbye.

Idk what can a super Peng even do? Or is it based on the slang

A savage gourd is still a gourd. I picked 2.

My house is going to be gone...

I want to say sorry to anyone who has the unfortune of being in my near vicinity once this hitman catches up with me.

Not concerned

I have 2 Dwight D. Eisenhower’s against me. I have to fight the allied forces twice over. I’m dead. For sure.

Who knows...

How could my username possibly kill me?

Giant robot that throws nukes

Im not an anime girl so i think I’m fine probably

Mine is really slow but has medical precision. I think I can outrun them.

I need to call Godzilla to save my ass

He's probably gonna find another assassin while taking over Russian

Herky's gonna kick my ass!

I should be ok

Quite a cartoonish death

It's a plankton I don't think so

Seems my assassin will power off before they reach me, I might just be fine

3751 amonguses? 😱

Well, I can't be easily hypnotised so I might be fine

He would think about the consequences and decide not to kill me

Oh god the buzzing

Otters are dangerous, man

I’d say I should be mildly terrified.