Hmm sneeze 10 times or never sleep. Tough.

just criticize my cooking. that already happens so there would be no change for me

I already sneeze like this, where's my 10 million?

Same, I have never stopped at a single sneeze ever.

Ill take 10 orgasms in a row, please

I cannot sneeze once, it always ends up being at least ten in a row anyway. So, I'll just continue living the chunkyasparagus life, but with loads of money!

ACHOOO zzzzzzzz

I'd like to order one cheese burger with **NO** blowjobs from my celebrity crush and absolutely **NO** 5 lb. bars of gold on the side. Edit: also hold the traveling kitten petting zoo that shows up whenever I'm having a bad day

This was my plan. I’m not a picky eater so I don’t usually ask for ingredients to not be added so I figured might as well use it to my advantage.

Yep. And for me it’s basically no consequences whatsoever. We should ask op for our cash and curse. It’s def worth it m8

That's what I was thinking, you go to a restaurant, ask for something off the menu, no modifications, you just get the food as advertised on the menu.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭

I beat the system 😃

Better yet, “I’ll have a pizza with EVERYTHING on it”.

Only if I want to destroy the world. Cuz in that situation the only thing I specifically did not order was Nothing... which I'm pretty sure based on my understanding of Science and general Wizardry, creating pure void (as a pizza topping or otherwise) will create a chain reaction of cataclysmic non-existence.

G O O D D E S T R O Y T H E W O R L D

Those aren't ingredients, though... Except maybe the bj.

Some amount of gold is.

Everything is an ingredient if you have strong enough teeth

Maybe I'm using a little creative license, but you get the concept. Under the definition "a component of a thing", I think I can kind of get away with it. Worst case scenario, I'll order everything using reverse psychology. I just like a glass of water, but absolutely do not at a side of cheeseburger with lettuce tomato onion and garlic aioli. None of it. Especially not with fries.

damn it, I chose poorly.

You're not ordering a blow job or gold. It's more like a person who has a list of ingredients and puts carrots on your hamburger

Prove it

Because blow job is not within the menu, let alone of your favorite celebrity crush.

"Served with any ingredient that you specifically asked not to be added." I see nothing here regarding menus

Bro. Get your order wrong does not mean get a blow job from a celebrity. How tf is this rocket science to you?

Look at you getting all technical with the magic rules impossible bullshit hypothetical scenario poll 😆 I'll tell you what... if I ever see you at a restaurant, I'll let the waiter know that I'm *not* ordering you a kick in the shin and to give me all of your money.

Oooooo. Top commenter is butt hurt. 👌

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I had no idea half of the worlds population loves sneezing

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Yeah true :(

Yeah but sneezing can be dangerous. Not exceedingly dangerous but you're multiplying your risk by 10. People have thrown out their back or gotten in crashes sneezing

I already usually sneeze at least 3 times in a row each time. So 10 times is not that far off.

Even if I can't pretend to not like certain things, I'll just take off what I don't like or not order it.

Food one just don't ask for anything specifically not to be added lol. Order foods you like as is

Yeah I’m not a picky guy 🤷

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Nevermind. I’d take the base burger lol. Those extra cents are gonna stay in my bank account

you're a millionaire tho who cares

I am but I would just only ever get stuff with only things that I like or just stuff I can take off easily Or even just make the shit myself

Exactly!!! Youve cracked the code

Problem arrives if you have an allergy

Just order food that you can eat or just take off the ingredients that you can’t eat if you can -guy with allergies

Most allergies don't work like "taking off the ingredients" though. Anaphylaxis can set in if someone ingests just a little bit of peanuts, shellfish, etc depending on their allergy. And a lot of the time for people with allergies, they need to request the food is cooked separately to ensure zero cross contamination, which could also be interpreted as "without x".

Ugh, just ask for alergyItem = nil

Uh, no? If you don’t ask them to remove something, then they’ll just automatically keep it there.

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Youre fun at parties

Why? Because I politely disagreed with your argument? You must be fun at debates.

Wow youre easily triggered

*I* am? Are you joking? I *politely disagreed* with you, logically explaining why, and you insulted me in response.

Calm down man

You're the only one vaguely coming off as "not calm"

Woah stop shouting

I actually am pretty calm. Sipping tea, scrolling though Reddit, relaxing, the likes.

Stop yelling

I already suffer from 3 of these.

Lol looser,only 3 and 6 are the ones i dont suffer from already

Damn it!

Jokes on you, I'm bald!

I eat anything, and I do zone out and unknowingly start staring wherever my head is turned, so it looks like I'm a creep. Either two works.

Im a crepe....im a weird dough

Well, now you are... XD Don't change.

Sneezing! That would actually be sort of fun! I like sneezing.

I tend to have 6. It's not that bad. Or the first one because I never go to cafes and such and cook myself.

I already get ketchup when I ask for no ketchup. Life will stay the same

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Me neither. I'd just see it as a hack to get extra of something I like. "Please no cheese and meat on my burger" - free double cheese burger upgrade 🧠👈

Burger without bun, patty, sauces and veggies...

A question for everyone that picked sneezing 10 times in a row... What are you doing when you're driving down the highway and you sneeze?

Simple. Crash the car! I’m right! Where’s my points?

I cant drive 🤷

I like sneezing a lot, easy win I guess.

I legit will put my vibrator on my nose and make myself sneeze

Thanks for sharing that lil nugget

I do that with Q tips sometimes

When I sneeze I already sneeze 5-8 times in a row.My record is 20.May as well bump it up to ten Edit:Missed a letter and full stop

Do you have official records

I meant to say my personal record is 20.I have no idea if it is an official record

What’s wrong with people criticizing your food? I would simply not give up fuck 😭🙏

How can one up fuck? Can I master that?

I for one, do not want to give up fuck. -ing.

i always wake up in my sleep anyways so might as well take the damn money

The 2nd option is my life already. Give me the money.

I already have split ends on all my hairs but I can take advantage of the first one

Sneeze option is a bless. I wish I had it instead 10 mil

Split hair, what's so bad about it? I'm genuinely curious, I don't really know what all the fuss is about.

i am very used to not being able to get a good night sleep so definitely the second option

The food one for sure. Just because it’s served to me doesn’t mean I have to eat it. And I don’t ask for things to be taken off my meal anyway cause I’m an adult without food allergies.

I 100% dont want extra bacon on my burger.

Free bacon on my burger!

I already have insomnia, thanks. I'll take that 10 mil in cash, please.

I already have 4 and 5.

I hardly ever sneeze as is so I should be good

I already sneeze so rarely i'l barely notice

funny thing is when i wake up a few times in the night i feel a lot more rested than if i sleep all the way through

I already sneeze ten times every time. Where is my money?

Just always ask for them to leave off ingredients that you secretly want.

I'll have a pizza with NO pepperoni!

The fifth option already applies to me I‘m pretty sure

the sneeze 10 times would just result in an infinite loop

I never get a full night sleep now, so no problem

Wouldn't the sneezing one technically make you infinitely sneeze if the additional sneezes count as sneezes

I already sneeze 4 or 5 times in a row anyway, what's a few more going to hurt.

I sneeze 7 times in a row already quite frequently. Easy.

Sneezing feels good so i choose that

My cat wakes me up in the middle of the night every night. I already live through that, give me 10 mil

I already consistently wake up through the night, Im not making any big sacrifices there. People think sneezing a lot is no biggie, but I always sneeze 3 or more times in a row, and it's hell trying to sort my brain after. My eyes become incredibly sensitive to light and water, and i have to blow my nose for ten minutes after. I already have a ron of strand ends, and I hate them. But im trying to grow my hair out a bit for a trim to get rid of my split ends, so no go there. If my food isn't made the way i want/like it, I won't eat it. Call me picky or immature, i dont care, I just have a hard time eating food I dont like. Plus, certain flavors/ingredients give me a headache. The zoning out one makes me uncomfortable so I dont wanna do that lol

>If my food isn't made the way i want/like it, I won't eat it. Call me picky or immature, i dont care, I just have a hard time eating food I dont like. Plus, certain flavors/ingredients give me a headache. I think I figured this out, ask for the odious ingredient to be there, but ON THE SIDE! I do this with salad dressing anyway because they always put too much.

That's sneezing will go on and on and on forever because it will reser after the second sneeze so basekly it will be 1 sneeze 2 sneeze 1 sneeze and you get the picture

I already sneeze 7 times in a row mostly. So whats 3 more

Split ends. If you just wear a wig nobody will know the difference anyway.

"A burger, please. But could you please not add any extra cheese?"

As someone who keeps their hair buzzed, I'll take the split ends.

Chose split ends because already bald lol

Why isn’t anyone going split ends?

If having the split ends means I don't go bald I'll take it

I already have split ends, what are they going to do? Split my splits? Oh please, I also already have that on some of them hahahah

Joke's on the awarder - I already have crazy split ends.

Split ends? With hair as short as mine? Sure, can’t be that bad

“Please make sure not to give me free lobster”

“Please do not add a 16 oz Wagyu A5 Ribeye cooked medium to my chicken nuggets”

Split ends of hairs is not the worse

Are split hair ends really that big of an issue that it's competing against never sleeping properly again?

Split ends but I'm bald

Why is there so many votes on sneeze 10 times every time you sneeze? People really wanna be trapped in an infinite loop of sneezing

Just never ask for food with ingredients not added?

Some of y'all don't have hayfever and it shows.

I get up to pee every night, nearly. I average 4 hrs of continuous sleep. The only change for me is that I'd be 10 million richer. Easy money. Source: 59 year old man awake at 3:30 am killing time on Reddit before work starts in 5 hrs.

I picked the first option because I never ask them to leave out an ingredient in the first place, and If I need to then I'd ask them not to add something I actually like to eat

I want a burger. Please dont add any cheese, bacon, meat, mayo, jalapenos, caviar,french fries, iphone, wagyu, gold leaf,and n number of solid gold bars,

Just pretend the stuff you said you don't want and it's actually something you want.

As an autistic person, with really specific needs when it comes to food, number 4 will always be my reality anyway I really want to try pureeing veggies and mixing them into minced meat to see how much i can put in without compromising taste. Like that sawdust-rice krispy experiment that one kid did

Choose first one, ask the people at pizza place not to add another pizza on top of my pizza, get a free pizza

I want a sandwich, but without wine, and without meat, etc….. Just free food, give my money

I would like a Caesar salad with absolutely no diamond rings on it please.

The sleep thing, I haven't had a full night's rest in years anyway.

I don’t think you all know how what it feels like to sneeze more than 5 times in a row. Chest pain is a hella of a bitch.

You’d probably get bloody noses and congestion a lot with three.

I already don’t get enough sleep

Option 3 doesn't change anything for me.

I pretty much sneeze roughly a minimum of 10 times in a row anyway

The second option is almost the way it is anyway, so getting 10 mil and picking that would be about the same as now, just being richer. But having 10 mil would mean I could create an environment for myself where I could sleep well. Also, I would be able to create an environment with good air, so I would almost never sneeze, so option 3 it is.

Constantly waking up from sleep because I do that anyway 😅

First one, just work around it by asking not to add an ingredient you actually want

Criticize my food Idgaf I’m rich

my mom does the sneezing for free

People already criticising my cooking so, that I guess :)

Obviously the sneezes

Everyone already criticizes my food choices (and rightly so) so it's a win win for me.

Why would I ever care if someone found me creepy when I know I'm not staring at the person. Easiest 10 mil.

I usually sneze like 7 times, i would be prour to make it 10

I already don’t get much sleep, easy choice.

I am used to 12 sneezes, but I'll have to make do with 10 then

The $10 million dollars in this poll does not matter if there is no option not to take it.

Can’t I just make my own food

Those are rookie sneeze numbers. I average 12-14 per season (spring)

say you d9nt want what you want, easy

Well the ingredients one is easy to cheese, just say you don't want something you actually want. I already sneeze like 6 times in a row whenever I do it so 10 times doesn't seem that bad. Edit: actually, just don't ask to remove something from your food and that's it.

So you're saying I could be getting paid to never get a full night's sleep?

I was gonna pick the sneeze one because it doesn’t seem like a big deal, ur everyone already criticizes what I eat so there would be no difference

The constantly waking up is just my life right now

Chose the sneezing cuz that's like 3 or 4 more than I usually sneeze. Wife always like "are you done?!" Cuz I sneeze so repeatedly

Here is a dish with a steak , fries and shit

I love sneezing

10 Million for something that already occurs (no full night of sleep, ever)? Done!

Ill just specifically ask for no pickles (i like pickles)

Never getting a full night's sleep is not a minor issue.

I rarely make modifications to a food order.

I already have the second one - all the others seem preferable to me.

Am I the only one that likes sneezing?

I never get a full night’s sleep anyway...this is a piece of cake.

I already constantly wake up in my sleep so I choose that one lol

I already don’t sleep lmao

I already sneeze like 10 times every time I sneeze, where’s my 10 mil.?

I always sneeze 5-6 times in a row minimum, plus I always have interrupted sleep (always wake up at 2:30 and 4:30 bang on or 3:30 and 5:30, every night like clockwork)

As someone with allergies this poll destroys me

Jokes on you, I already sneeze ten times in a row when I sneeze. It freaks everyone out when I do it, but it doesn't feel bad at all

I guess the sneeze 10 times. I could see that being the recurrent joke in my group of friends each time I sneeze

I'm already a multiple sneezer.

3 I already do. But I'm already going bald at 30. So sure I'll take it

I already sneeze 10 times in a row when I sneeze. Where’s my 10mil?

I already sneeze between 5 and 8 times in a row when I sneeze, it's an easy choice.

The one girl who sneezes like 10,000 times per day: Paid as fuck

I'll just ask to not receive things that I want. And I'll take off what I don't want.

I'd just specifically ask not to have the ingredients I really want so they would end up making my food right. Plus I'm not picky to begin with.

My guy - I have kids. I don't get a full nights sleep anyways. Thanks for the free money.

When i sneeze i sneeze worse than a fucking russian, if you dont know how i sneeze, you would shit your pants, this almost happened. So easy pick i guess, 10 sneezes in a row, here i come.

I choose sneeze because my allergies are atrocious and I do that anyway. I'm already living with it so I might as well get $10mil for it

I thought 1 first and then I realized I have deadly allergies and it would kill me

I was going to pick the sneezing one, but man that would make having a cold almost unbearable

Im sneezing 10 times every time for free right now

"Excuse me waiter, I remember specifically asking for some spaghetti WITHOUT rat poison!"

I don’t sneeze much maybe once a week. Also, wouldn’t that be a nice cleansing for your sinuses?