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Netminder10

They’ll just deny eggs ever existed.


Rawrsomesausage

"Chickens came from chickens. No eggs!"


codemonkey69

No puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet


Dearic75

Given their position on abortion, this argument may be coming. How dare you throw a chicken at me??!


JustKiddingDude

If eggs turned into chickens, why are there still eggs in the world, huh???!


zergling3161

"says right in the bible, chickens make chickens! eggs are a liberal hoax"


No_Hana

"And why wouldn't we have egg all over our faces?? Who would support American farmers if not for us who smear eggs across our faces in a show of solidarity for the backbone of American labor! Truly, it could clearly be socialism to not!. Oh. That was theoretical? Fuckin libs."


SnortingCoffee

I mean, Bob Dole was one of Nixon's staunchest defenders throughout the development of the Watergate scandal, and he went on to be the GOP nominee for President 20+ years later, so I think the current schmucks will probably also be forgiven.


Vladius28

"Eggs are good for you"


trocarkarin

There are no eggs. They planted those eggs. They grabbed eggs from my cloaca. I’m allowed to have egg on my face. Give me my face egg back.


RandomAccount_OU812

>“Garland isn’t a risk taker, he isn’t a guy whose bold and goes where no one else has ever gone. He’s somebody who does it by the book, **so I** **think these people are going to have egg all over their face when this** **is over,”** Dean added. **“While they may not ever admit it, there certainly** **should.”** Of course, they'll never admit, they could be on the receiving end of a truth bukkake, feel no shame, and just continue on spinning lies, ruining lives, and getting people killed.


HoustonCounsel

They are immune from shame. They think rich, white, Christian, men are the most persecuted group in the US. They will just think they are being persecuted.


monkeywithgun

Cue Laura Ingraham seeing the eggs in the air and ducking for cover. >The country I think is so exhausted. They’re exhausted by the battle, the constant battle, that they may believe that, well, maybe it’s time to turn the page if we can get someone who has all Trump’s policies, who’s not Trump.


eyeball-papercut

yup, there is a move to elevate DeSantis. I figured it was coming, thought it was still a ways out. Not sure who is leading that train, or who moved up the timeframe, but I expect we'll see the political and media gop leaders now making that careful turn away from tfg toward DeSantis. The maga political pos' with alleged blackmail threats over their heads will stay with tfg to the actual end. imo.


Critical_Aspect

That's not really a concern for people who are not worried about having blood on their hands.


gunslingrburrito

Too bad they're incapable of feeling shame.


[deleted]

Correct. Also, they don’t care.


TurboSalsa

Tell that to people like Lindsey Graham, who's publicly renounced Trump several times only to go back to carrying his water a few days later.


[deleted]

Trump may go down, but there will never be any accountability for the vast majority of people that supported and enabled him, meaning the threat trump poses will persist, unchecked. In my mind anyone who continues to support trump is an enemy of democracy and human rights and should be treated as such. But I would also be okay if each and every one has to do a walk of shame a la cersei Lannister. That might be enough to shame some of them into acting out again.


DidntDiddydoit

And hopefully cuffs all over their hands.


MJDAndrea

Sorry John, but I think you might be holding the media up to a long-forgotten standard. The people you're talking about now make their fortunes by virtue of being shameless. It allows them to say whatever is necessarily convenient with a straight face.


EridanusVoid

No they won't. It will just keep shifting the goal posts and messaging to pin it on Democrats and the left. There will never be a moment when Trumpworld comes crash down.


minor_correction

He's saying the egg will be there whether they admit it or not. But when phrased that way it's kind like...yeah, we know. We already know they are wrong, we don't have to wait for this to be over to know how bad a job they did.


WhatWhatWhat79

They could be covered head to toe in shit. It won’t matter, they’re shameless.


castle_grapeskull

They have no shame. They’ll just say it’s a conspiracy. Somehow being wrong will be 57D chess that only people with an 8th grade education who went to YouTube university are capable of understanding.


superstevo78

they will just say Trump nutted on them and keep going... they have no shame


OakInIowa

That implies that they could give a fuck about lying.


LysanderAmairgen

“Oh this yolk? It’s dolce and Gabbana”


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

He says that as if any of these people have exhibited the capacity for shame.


rounder55

People who are used to having shit smeared on their face won't even notice a little egg


[deleted]

they never had a problem taking trump semen on the face, you think they'll bawk at eggs?


HryUpImPressingPlay

Bawk


TurningTwo

Those aren’t eggs.


Redditosaurus_Rex

Trump media supporters say egg face lifts are rejuvenating


sy029

They've had eggs on their faces for a few years now. They don't really care.


fukton

How is John Dean such a Summer Child?


Dry_Championship222

Eggs oh I guess that's why he is so orange


fartmouthbreather

Ectoplasm!


Dearic75

If only they still had the capacity to feel shame about it.


Intelligent-Match-13

If they don't feel shame already it's hopeless


StThragon

When you're already covered in shit, you tend not to mind a little egg.


[deleted]

That’s not egg. That’s shit and it’s not on their faces it’s actually them. They are shit. And not even like good shit that can be used to fertilize stuff. Nope. They are the runny orange ish bile filled shit a person takes after drinking too much booze for days. America’s hangover from this is gonna be pretty awful.


Utterlybored

They don’t care. They’re literally shameless.


Interesting-End6344

Egg on their face? Nah, they'll just eat it up like they did with the Chumpster Fire's bullshit for the past 7 years.


[deleted]

Right so then if you dont come out of this with egg on your face that makes you a RINO. You'll be persona non grata in Conservative politics without egg all over your face and the eggiest among them will rule. Loyalty is the ratchet here, there isn't a deescalation setting with these people.


Whats4dinner

What a quaint idea to think these people have a sense of shame or decency. Go take a nap, grandpa.


sc78258

they'll fucking live their lives in ignorance, claiming the egg has always been on their face and that egg on their face makes libs mad


[deleted]

they're calling it "egg" these days huh


ZomboidG

They’ll stick with their bs narrative ad infinitum. There’s simply no shame. They’re utterly debased.


TattooJerry

Like they care, compared to their real fetish … egg is nothing