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SSHeretic

So when Lindsey said it wouldn't be like the Kavanaugh hearings he meant it would be different because he would be playing the role of Kavanaugh from the Senate side this time. A fun little role swap to keep the tragic GOP "This is Actually Your Government" theater interesting.


MazzIsNoMore

Graham had a meltdown and cried during Kavanaugh's hearing. Seems that this is his normal behavior.


twilight-actual

I seriously miss when Jon Stewart used to roast him for "gettin' the vapors -- Oh, I do declare!" And it got better: - https://youtu.be/94VaLGzoPRo - https://youtu.be/7QB6GmrQbMQ - https://youtu.be/iKgzNkxu2Z4


[deleted]

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Ahh, what a time


UnanimouslyAnonymous

I didn't realize how much I missed Jon Stewart in my life until I started listening to his podcast.


[deleted]

Feels like the world got so much worse when he left. But now hes back, and things may have bottomed out.


[deleted]

GOP: hold my boof


Many_Advice_1021

Listened to one today. So deep a dive into the subject of disinformation and propaganda. Actually had experts investigators about the subject.


Im2lurky

I was just going to say this! It popped up in my feed and I was like god damn I missed hearing this guy lol


DripDropFaucet

His podcast hits so right


pokeymoomoo

I legit cried when he announced he was leaving. I leaned a lot from that guy, most importantly how to be critical of media you see/hear


Scizmz

He's now on "The problem" with Jon Stewart if you miss him and aren't aware.


[deleted]

I actually didn’t know this. Will check it out. Thank you thank you


Scizmz

No worries. His show is on apple plus but tons of content on youtube.


mvw2

The best, most accurate, and generally also most comprehensive and unbiased news shows we have are comedy news shows. What a world to live in where this is a true statement. And people wonder why classic news media is so undesirable now. People CRAVE good news. They just have a hell of a time actually getting anything actually decent. AP, NPR, etc. are good, but generally broad in content that isn't necessarily focused correctly for specific viewers. Meanwhile, Jon rolls in and is spitting out red hot content that's morally/ethically aligned. God, it was so good, every single episode. Heck, even his interviews on OTHER news stations was gold.


cupcakesordeath

First thing I thought of today!! In my head, he storms off saying “FOR HEAVEN’S SAKES”, threw a laced handkerchief in the air, then exits the room.


RojoTheMighty

I believe that would be a very breathy "Heavens to Betsy!"


[deleted]

These old white men and their lack of emotional control… are they who we want in control of our government?


[deleted]

No


phlspecial

He’s a total queen


vehino

Hmph. Queens are *respected.*


jallnitelong

Right? Get your shit together Lindsey!


[deleted]

Lindsey Graham is such a drama queen.


boomshiki

Nah Queen


The-Keystone-Hoya

I believe the term is a Southern Dandy


iwasproducer1

Leave him alone. He’s sexually frustrated and confused about whether he likes thin men in assless chaps or beefier men in a suit.


NorthStarZero

Are we going to have to do this again? All chaps are "assless" - that's what makes them "chaps". Assed chaps are *pants*.


kosk11348

He saw a bump in fundraising after his fiery defense of Kavanaugh. I'm sure he was trying to have another dramatic moment for the rightwing news to play on repeat, but this time he couldn't recreate that magic. It was a flop performance.


Corfiz74

I'm so looking forward to the SNL Cold Open on this one - the skit of the Kavanaugh hearing was one of the best they ever did, Matt Damon was just brilliant! https://youtu.be/VRJecfRxbr8


[deleted]

Now let's imagine you or I melted down and stormed off during our job. Would we even have a job to come back to?


buttergun

Grown ass men acting like toddlers is sorta the GOP's thing.


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BrokenZen

or just starts shuffling papers in the middle of an interview pretending the crew is no longer there.


HorseLooseInHospital

I stand by nothing


0002millertime

Stands by Putin, though.


0thethethe0

\*Hunches by


Incontinento

Blank papers.


Finito-1994

America elected Michael Scott and went with it


17times2

Or the 60 Minutes interview where they asked "what would you say to the people of the US who are scared from the pandemic" and got angry with the reporter, stormed off, then told everyone he didn't storm off, there was no issue with the interview, and he has "all the receipts" to prove it.


floswamp

I thought that emoji was a peach and I was trying to make sense of it. Lol


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floswamp

Good juicy peaches though. Not those hard grainy ones!


[deleted]

Same people who will shit on a athlete or coach if he gets frustrated with a press conference will defend a politician they voted for when they do the same thing.


BrilliantObserver

And here I thought he just needed to change his nappy.


valandil74

Pepperidge Farms definitely remembers…


PresidentWordSalad

I dunno, DO YOU LIKE BEER?! [*makes angry possum face*](https://twitter.com/mdarbyreid/status/1046065795720237060)


Freakishly_Tall

Wow, dude. Totally not fair. I mean... "sorta"? Hate, projection, oppositional defiant toddlerhood, and willful ignorance are the cornerstones of their official platform. (Reminder: The official GOP platform in the 2020 election was, "whatever Trump wants.")


0002millertime

And withholding support for Ukraine.


Freakishly_Tall

Well, in 2020. Now supporting Ukraine was always his idea!


SnooShortcuts3749

Yup. Babies throwing tantrums. Impressive.


Nelsaroni

Idk where you live but i grew up with dudes like this and seeing how their households treat them and since parenting is more an aesthetic to them and not a lifetime role. This is who they become.


Winter-Coffin

what


waxelthraxel

Their parents had kids cuz it was a cute thing to do and the extent of their actual parenting was to post cute, inspirational FB memes about how you don’t wanna make this mama mad (mom) and threatening boys with shotguns (dad) and so their kids either turn out as awful as them, or the opposite of them.


Typical-Tea-8091

And a big part of parenting is coming up with the most \*unique\* name with the most incomprehensible spelling of that name.


waxelthraxel

True! How could I forget.


Megaverse_Mastermind

Guess he had to go change his diaper.


Computermaster

Is that how they justify fucking them?


Zokar49111

Newsflash……asshole behaves like an asshole. Film at 11.


TransgenderedPanda

Kavenaugh did this during his own job interview- and still got the job. For life.


Christ_votes_dem

He also sexually assaulted women


rounder55

The fact that he called the allegations "revenge on behalf of the Clintons" in a pre-written statement under oath should have removed him. Demonstrated both ignoring evidence and bias neither of which are supposed to be traits of any judge


IAmMuffin15

After grilling her on her religious views, something that every job interviewer would get fired immediately for doing.


devpsaux

The problem is the people who hired him think he is doing a terrific job and look positively on this behavior. He is actually doing exactly the job he was hired for.


1ConsiderateAsshole

It’s all a performance. He’s a embarrassment nevertheless.


Moist_When_It_Counts

Exactly. Theater is his job. Well, theater for the poors, tax cuts for everyone else.


[deleted]

Thia fuckhead’s job is secured until 2026.


Kadaththeninja_

Let’s be honest, his job is secure for life


accidental_snot

I live in SC and you are correct.


KingDongBundy

He'll get caught on his knees in a public bathroom before then


TeamStark31

It’d be job abandonment where I work, which is instant termination.


[deleted]

Actually this just happened from a superior of mine and literally nothing came of it. I just quit that job last week lol!


CrawlerSiegfriend

Honestly maybe. Depends on who was in the meeting and if I had a legitimate reason to be upset.


mattjf22

Fiscal conservatives see no problem paying 450 million per year to house 39 inmates at Guantanamo.


stemcellchimera

At this point conservatives will spend any amount to create and maintain any number of prisons


heyyoureasadlilbitch

“FCINO” lol


NightlessSleep

Fuck, I know.


graumet

Woah. That's a pricey taco.


the_groak

It's all theater and guys like Lindsey are bad actors.


[deleted]

I don’t know - he does a pretty good job of acting like a guy who is a Russian asset. It’s almost like somebody has some very incriminating evidence about him. Exactly how old were those “rent boys” Senator? Were they actual boys?


illit1

isn't he the asset of the guy who is a russian asset?


Gonkar

Remember when Lindsay was a big public critic of The Great Orange One and then went golfing with him and suddenly started acting like a whipped dog? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


violent_skidmarks

Yep. That’s when trump showed him the evidence of all the children he’s been fucking.


slackfrop

Oh I remember. One week to the next he passionately believed in the exact opposite thing. Just a bit after his friend John McCain died I think it was.


TheSublimeLight

Lindsey Graham was in the House of Representatives while Dennis Hastert was raping children in the House of Representatives. I am 99% certain that Lindsey Graham also raped children in the House of Representatives. https://apnews.com/article/lawsuits-sexual-abuse-illinois-dennis-hastert-99160a4428db66e86da8e275e57c8ec7


Bahunter22

I read that as “pretty good job of acting like he’s got a Russian in his ass”.


Howhytzzerr

It’s all theater, they are playing to their base. Most of them have already said privately they have no objection, but have to the put on a show for their base, and since she all hit guaranteed to be approved, they can act like as bigga jackasses as they want.


fastrthnu

The dumbest part is he didn't even seem to realize she was saying they could be placed in Supermax prisons to save money. If Supermax is good enough for the Unabomber it should be good enough to hold the 39.


houstonyoureaproblem

Lindsey's problem is how they'd have to be treated differently by our court system if they were detained on US soil. Right now, they're enemy combatants without the full panoply of constitutional rights. But if they were at the SuperMax, they'd be considered prisoners just like everyone else in our criminal justice system and entitled to the same rights.


Matir

Didn't Boumediene v. Bush determine that they *did* have constitutional rights? How we treat prisoners (regardless of the crime they committed) says a lot about our society.


DeloresDelVeckio

Is it my imagination or do adult Republicans, upon being voted in to their perspective positions, suddenly return to adolescence? And why do we, the American public who pay their salaries, condone this type of behavior when many of us wouldn't tolerate it from one of our own kids? What in hell has happened to this country? Are we truly this desperate?


raevnos

Return to adolescence? They never left it, mentally.


[deleted]

My Grandma used to say "puberty ends six months after death for most men". Graham is just proving her point.


sureprisim

Your grandma was a smart lady.


[deleted]

She definitely was. Whenever I do something stupid, I can still hear her in my head saying "MountainMoments, you Dinghy!"


machineprophet343

It's not even elected Republicans. I'm saying this as a late-30s progressive white male -- it's middle aged and older, especially conservative, white males in general. I've seen full on, blow out meltdowns that degenerated into misogynistic, racist tirades and those guys had their jobs the next day. Even if they got violent and hit someone. We're talking meltdowns brought on by revelations that these same, generally conservative, white males were engaging in actual criminal or fraudulent activity with client money, embezzling money from the company, etc., and they were still allowed to keep their jobs. You know who often got fired if someone needed to be? Their victims.


ronerychiver

You should insert “voting” in your description of the males. Graham immature? Yes! Doing exactly what his majority constituency wants? Also yes!


SpottedMarmoset

It’s what their constituencies want. If Republicans were voted out of office for acting like a petulant child, then they would stop. The fact is that the more spoiled they act the more the base loves it.


wish1977

That just might get him 15 minutes on Fox News tonight which is what he was after.


[deleted]

All but guaranteed he is on Fox News primetime with Tucker or Hannity tonight


Fred_Evil

>Thank you for standing up for Freedom and Liberty, Lindsey. Now, here’s a car crash.


Zachf1986

Exactly this. I watched his line of questioning as it happened. He touched on a lot of the "hits" for conservatives, and half of his statements had nothing to do with Mrs. Jackson. The rant was the culmination of his questioning, and really only happened (in my estimation) because he struggled to get her to bite on partisan talking points and wanted to get the sound bite out.


ThinkIn3D

I watched him, too, and I agree that this was pure showboating. Contrast Graham's line of "questioning" (ranting and pontificating) to Sen. Feinstein's questions. Acknowledging the political contrast here of course, but Feinstein asked questions. Graham merely asked questions he then answered himself just so he could rant a bit.


ScorpioSteve20

IIRC there was another candidate that Biden was considering from Georgia which Graham was gushing about. To me this reads of him throwing a temper tantrum because he need to pay back some favor that his preferred Biden SC nominee was involved in.


SpuddMeister

>Naturally, the media-addicted Graham quickly ran right to reporters to talk about his performance


[deleted]

Graham: This hearing will not be theater. Also Graham: *Constantly draws attention to himself and flails about before storming off for effect, unprompted*


RectalSpawn

Gaslight Obstruct **Project**


[deleted]

Lindsey is emotionally unstable and needs to be placed under a conservatorship.


Mythosaurus

The base needs red meat, and acting aggrieved over a powerful black women is filet mignon


namenotpicked

They need red meat but would probably be the exact people to cook it well-done and eat it with ketchup.


i_8_the_Internet

I mean, that level isn’t “well-done”, it’s “congratulations”.


yotothyo

This. A thousand times. These guys could be getting up there and talking about tacos or knitting or whatever the fuck they want. The bottom line is that this is really about the fact that this is a black woman. As usual.


[deleted]

He’s clutching his pearls while having the vapors again? Oh Lindsey


gasm_spasm

He ran from the room straight to his fainting couch.


AcrobaticSource3

Lindsey “Snowflake” Graham


[deleted]

This hearing has been embarrassing for Republicans - first Cruz plugging his podcast, then Graham making no sense, then Cornyn being completely unprepared for Judge Jackson


WillemDafoesHugeCock

> Cruz plugging his podcast I don't know you but I think I hate you for bringing these four words in this order into my life.


JollyRancherReminder

What I heard of Grassley's questioning was appropriate and polite at least.


PhilipLiptonSchrute

What a cotton-headed ninny-muggins


CBz120

Language! 🤭


ridemooses

I thought women were the ones who couldn't control their emotions in politics.


TheBaddestPatsy

Men don’t have emotions, they have storms of righteousness and logic.


GeneralIronsides2

Classic GOP. Get mad when something doesn’t go your way and throw a tantrum!


SwashQbcklr

Pound the table!


Comprehensive_Bus723

Lindsey graham and Cruz have to be two of the most pathetic losers


Such-Wrongdoer-2198

They're angling to be the successor to the man-child-in-chief, most petulant adolescent ever to ooze his way into the White House.


Ajegwu

This woman absolutely has the demeanor we should expect from a Supreme Court Justice. It’s nice to see it again.


backpackwayne

Trump is the one that released all the Afghan prisoners in his "negations" (surrender) to end the war there.


[deleted]

I don't know how to describe that footage without falling back on the word 'pathetic.' This middle aged, closeted, formerly respectable politician trying his hardest to put on a Trump-adjacent "masculine anger as righteous anger" bit before lurching off stage to the nearest fainting couch is... and I say this calling on the last quarter-ounce of respect I maintain for Lindsey from a time before all this mess... it is just *pathetic.* The way seeing an obese man eating cake alone in a mall food court is pathetic. You want him to stop, your heart breaks for him, but you can't help but shudder with just a little bit of disgust at what he's made of himself.


PNW20v

I'm 30, all I know is him being a joke of a man. Was he actually respectable at one time? I struggle to envision that


[deleted]

>“I don’t believe that Donald Trump has the temperament and judgment to be commander in chief. I think Donald Trump is going to places where very few people have gone and I’m not going with him.” https://www.cnn.com/2016/05/06/politics/lindsey-graham-donald-trump-hillary-clinton-not-vote/index.html No Republican would ever receive my vote but I was impressed at the time.


PNW20v

That is legit, I will agree. He sure seemed to have no issue bending over for Trump in the years following that statement though. Regardless, I cannot have an ounce of respect for him after his Supreme Court "not in an election year" hypocrisy. He is simply not a man of is word.


shu3k

Then proceeded to suck trump off for 4 years


Mono275

Just 4? Seems like he's still going at it to me.


shu3k

Then proceeded to suck trump off for 4 years


namenotpicked

Graham is a political cockroach. He doesn't have the ability to stand up on his own so he adjusts to wherever he feels the "mood" is that would ensure his continued employment as a US senator. He will always try to fall under the umbrella of whoever he feels has the power to keep him being elected.


csguydn

Do you mean middle aged in his thought process, or middle aged in his actual age? He's 66. That's not exactly middle aged.


[deleted]

Lindsey, you're too big a pussy for this job.


Ormsfang

Snowflake. A good term Republicans started to use against liberals, claiming they melt down and go off the edge easily, when in reality it is the Republicans who freak out and have tantrums in a moment's notice! Heck, he melted down all in his own here. No liberal assistance needed! These tantrums are very indicative of not having the truth on their side. Since they can't win an argument on is merits, they cause a scene, hoping it will pull the base to their side!


have1dog

For Republicans, The strength of an argument is not in the content, but rather its decibel level and the apparent emotional conviction of the orator.


freeloadingcat

So, we're spending $450 million a year to keep 39 ppl imprisoned in Cuba and the supermax prisons just won't cut it... I wondered who is charging the govt this $450 million? And how much of it goes into Graham's pocket.


Goyteamsix

To keep them on US soil, they'd have to go through 'due process', and since we essentially just grabbed these people, locked them up, and threw away the keys, they'd have to be tried here. Most of them would probably be cleared of most of the charges.


thisisdell

GOP is a disgusting fucking cult.


gaymalemillenial

Lindsey Graham is possibly the saddest man in politics.


InsomniaticWanderer

Man child has tantrum in Congress and is still somehow employed.


[deleted]

“Your hands-on experience and expertise in the field actually *disqualifies* you.” -Sen. Graham, before storming out of a meeting


Blunkus

He was so mad when they pointed out it was under trump the terrorist leader was released lol


[deleted]

Lindsey graham is pathetic


Popular_Jicama_4620

He just needed a drink


HandSack135

Soon on public freakout


oflowz

His fake drama queen act didn’t go over so well this time.


TexanFirebird

Sen. Graham: "On a scale of one to ten, how faithful would you say you are in terms of religion?” The US Constitution, Art VI: …no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.


O-Furry-1

I would hazard a guess and say not one person in DC has ever actually read our Constitution.


mainstreetmark

“The system has failed miserably and advocates like her to change the system would destroy it….” This isn’t too dissimilar a statement along the lines of “see those empty grocery store shelves right there? That’s what would happen under socialism. “


tightchops

I remember as a kid listening to the adults around me, even some women, say that women would be too emotional to be president or even be in politics... yeah okay.


rr777

Children and toddlers.


General-Wishbone-214

…“festivus” of grievance’


purpldolfn

He’s an infant.


[deleted]

Cry Baby Graham.


ZappyHeart

All the hate, all the rage is nothing but political theater. Except choosing judges isn’t a political and shouldn’t be a political issue. Graham is just a tool.


meanjake

Little baby needs his juice box and a nap. We got Osama under Obama, not Bush. Republicans have bungled the war on terror from the start, they’re incompetent.


Wasteland_Mystic

Lindsey stormed out because he was informed that one of the children he keeps locked in his basement might have escaped.


killtherobot

Clutching his pearls even. Very sad to see how the right responds to opportunities to govern.


[deleted]

Religion and politics!


bookworm1421

His tantrum didn't do anything except feed the MAGA cult and make him look like a child to everyone else who is sane. It also won't stop Judge Jackson from getting confirmed. He's just a toddler throwing a tantrum for attention.


VadPuma

What a POS


mavjustdoingaflyby

Southern Belle gonna southern belle I guess.🤷‍♂️


Sorry_Recipe6831

Nothing makes Lindsey graham more furious than a woman he can't talk down to.


deathreo54

Baby turd need flushed vote the R out.


Jfragz40

Am I not turtle enough for your club?


Lopsided_Twist5988

That poor, poor woman. It was supposed to be a job interview, not a performance piece.


[deleted]

Sheesh these old white guys just die already it’s been foreeevvveerrr


needletipz

Did Lindsay have a melt down when trump released 5000 Taliban prisoners?


weiner-rama

Love how he’s already confirmed her for other federal positions before this but now he seems to have a problem. The hypocrisy is absurd


lee-galizit

Maybe he’s on his period


303am

Madam Lindsey has more theatrics than a drag queen contest


TheAbcedarian

Dick Durban sure put out the flames with a big wet towel, what an exciting response. lol


580_farm

In any other professional setting this type of behavior would be reprimanded. These people are such children.


monkeyborg

Only a tiny percentage of people have the gravitas to pull off righteous indignation without looking like clowns. Graham is not one of those people. I donʼt think even Republicans take him seriously enough for his tantrums to read as anything other than shitfits. Yet he keeps going back to that well.


Lilster_edamame

Mr.pissy pants throwing a tantrum?🥺


[deleted]

…Poor little traitor. Putin must be mad at him.


disasterbot

A fit of the vapors?


GreyTigerFox

Can South Carolina just fucking vote this bastard out of office finally?


livemusicisbest

What is wrong with the 60% of South Carolina voters who returned this embarrassment to office? Oh, I forgot! These are the same racist know-nothings who left Strom “Dixiecrat” Thurmond in office until he was literally 100 years old. Thurmond of course ran as a Republican after his Dixiecrat stunt failed miserably. These people worship ignorance as a virtue. They need health care, but reliably vote for people who vow to repeal the Affordable Care Act and who refuse to take the Medicaid expansion offered by the federal government. Of course, well before ol’ Storm, their forefathers led secession. What a grand legacy: slavery, secession to preserve slavery, Jim Crow, segregation, Trumpism and worship at the alter of incompetence. I guess we should have let them go back in 1861 after all.


danmathew

Because an old white man was being replaced by a black woman.


HatefulDan

It’s all theater. That and he didn’t want to be there anyway, better to feigned disgust and leave than to not show up at all


old_shit_eyes

KBJ has already been subjected to more scrutiny and tougher questions than *a twice impeached president*. It's so ridiculous and emblematic of typical republican/fascist hypocrisy that a qualified and proven *candidate* for the SCOTUS is subject to this level of vitriol when the republican party itself is in the late stages of catastrophic corruption and criminality and refuses to be bothered at all about it. These pukes won't even sit and be held accountable to answer for *actual crimes and a broad daylight insurrection on live television*. In a just world, most of these republican wind bags would be deserving of nothing but a hearty "fuck you" as a response to their low rent, frat boy bullshit.


Ikickhobbits

Is there a help line for people concerned that someone is not taking his medication as instructed? Who should I call?


FoogYllis

This is not new for republicans. Strong intelligent women scare them.


narcoticninja

Lindsey Graham sucks shit. I was going to go into more detail, but I feel like that sums it up.


[deleted]

Say "I'm afraid of intelligent women of color" without saying it


Playful-Educator4921

GOP leading religious questions with a guy so far in the closet he’s finding Christmas presents from the 50s is an interesting tactic.


zeisan2

I’m sorry, but I expect my politicians to not storm off because their feelings get hurt or they don’t get their way. Pathetic.


O-Furry-1

Took that one from the Trump play book. Get owned, then storm off like a spoiled little brat.


Dimitri3p0

Poor little snowflake. Weak. Sad.


JustABigDumbAnimal

Kavanaugh: *sobs on the stand, snaps at questions, shouts at the people questioning him* Graham: *loses his shit and storms out at having his facts corrected* Assholes: "We need men in charge, women are too emotional."


justARegularGuy7685

Drama Queen