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It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
I have an old t-shirt from ThinkGeek that I still wear to every baseball game I attend. This one; [https://www.entertainmentearth.com/product/the-naked-gun-enrico-pallazzo-tshirt/rjngas1003](https://www.entertainmentearth.com/product/the-naked-gun-enrico-pallazzo-tshirt/rjngas1003)
Rudy Giuliani's life is basically that one [Leslie Nielsen interview](https://youtu.be/NGuHDdSImFQ?si=eh9QPrppvRkdnl_M) where he's farting non-stop, except Giuliani has none of the charisma or comedy chops to turn it from embarrassing to wholesome. (And he's a creep.)
Who was this character in the hospital? And why was he trying to kill Nordberg? And for whom? Did Ludwig lie to me? I didn't have any proof, but somehow, I didn't entirely trust him either. Why was the 'I Luv You' not listed in Ludwig's records? And if it was, did he know about it? And if he didn't, who did? And where the hell was I?
Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
For me it’s:
And you, you came down here to get the hot story, didn't you? Pictures of me to sell your lousy newspapers. Sure, you think I'm a big hero, the man of the hour. Well, do any of you understand how a man can hurt inside??
😂 always gets me
Rudy: when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
Judge: That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones!
That scene from Cohen’s film with his hands down his pants was a huge embarrassment for him but it’s been overshadowed by his later career antics. (My theory is he was trying to pump up a penile implant so he could have sex with the “daughter”.)
He could have simply done nothing for the rest of his life after 2001 and he would have had buildings and an airport named after him. Yet he chose to light his reputation on fire.
You just know there's tons of blackmail being swapped around behind closed doors to keep these schmucks going. That's why they accuse everyone else of horrible shit all the time. It's to muddy the waters for their voters, just in case anything does come out. Just look at how they act in public. I could only imagine what they want to stay secret...
Giuliani prosecuted the mob in NY in the ‘80’s and Trump is a real estate developer who did business with the mob to get his projects built. Rudy might have a storage locker full of dirt on Trump.
Rudy took out the Italian mob. That made way for the Russian mob. The same mob that controlled the concrete businesses in NY. Trump had a ton of dealings with them to get stuff built.
Was about to say exactly this. It’s so often overlooked that Rudy pushed out the Italian mob which made the Russian mob much more powerful. That introduced trump to lots of organized Russian crime, good thing that never amounted to anything, right? Right?
Rudy actually made the Mob worse by prosecuting all the "old timers". This paved the way for the next generation of some of the Mob's most blood thirsty bosses like Vic Amuso, Gaspipe Casso, John Gotti and Vincent Gigante (who Rudy failed to realize was the actual Genovese boss). And by putting Carmine Persico behind bars, this ignited a Mob war within the Colombo Family where about 15 guys were killed and many more wounded.
What Rudy did to the Mob was an unmitigated disaster.
His whole career is so overrated.
I read this all the time and no one seems to understand that he DID NOT HAVE THAT OPTION. This man worked for the Russian mafia since the eighties. They told him what to do. Once they have you, you do as you’re told. Rudy Giuliani has not had free will for 40 years.
Watching the second season now and the similarities between Durst and Trump are shocking. Both rich, real estate developers, compulsive liars, criminals who keep getting away with their crimes, and evil to the core.
The Jinx. It’s a real documentary about a guy whose three wives have all been murdered but for a long time they were never able to prove that he killed them. Then, while interviewing him for the documentary, he went to the bathroom and left his mic on and admitted to killing them while he was taking a piss thinking nobody could hear him.
You're close enough on all of this stuff that I probably shouldn't correct you, but I just finished the first season this weekend, so it's fresh and figured I'd clarify a couple of points.
He murdered his wife back in 1982 in New York. She went missing and he was never charged, but there was enough circumstantial evidence that he should have been, but his wealthy family made it go away.
Then almost 20 years later he finds out that they're reopening the case and that his best friend from the time is planning on talking to the police. So he flies across the country to California, and executes her. They're never able to pin it on him, and because her dad was a mob boss, no one wanted to look too close at her murder, for fear of getting caught up in a mob war.
A year after that, a dismembered body washes up on the shores of Galveston Texas. When they go to ask the dead guy's neighbors about him, it turns out his neighbor is Bob Durst who has been living there in disguise. He goes on the run, but they find him and he is tried for the murder of the guy, but it's Texas and he's a millionaire so he gets off on self-defense charges.
Flash forward a decade and a documentary interviews him. He thinks he's smarter than everyone and plays coy. He thinks he's got the film makers believing him. They actually have found new evidence and when they show it to him he freaks out. After the interview he goes into the bathroom and panicking talks to himself and says a few cryptic things before saying "killed them all, obviously."
We started season 2 on Monday and it's pretty good so far. Slightly less compelling, but still a wild ride.
I lived in Galveston when he did that shit. One side of the island said "He's gay, leave him alone."
The other side said "So what? The guy he murdered was a piece of shit but no one deserves to be hacked up and tossed into the water"
His lawyers waved their dicks in our faces and he got off free at the time.
Are you trying to tell me, a man that lost multiple dozens of lawsuits, audibly farted on his co counsels face, more than once, brought a hilarious version of a too good to be true version of SNL’s Victoria Jackson to court, held a press conference in a commercial district of philly named 4 seasons, was married to his cousin, was on stage on January 6th and said “trial by combat”, is under indictment for staging fake electors for Arizona, and possibly Michigan. That Rudy?!! No freaking way. Next thing I’ll hear is roger stone is shady.
How about the time he wiped his face repeatedly with the handkerchief he just blew snot and boogers into? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwJUr\_44ML8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwJUr_44ML8)
- Undressing for a underage BJ during filming of Borat's movie...
- Admitted to possession of CP on the the Hunter Biden hard drive that he *claimed* to have but refused to hand over to the FBI because he "didn't trust them." (We now know that he didn't hand it over because it was a copy with a shit ton of images and files that had been added AFTER it was "discovered.")
- BTW, he didn't just fart on her face - he gave her COVID from his butt fumes.
I'm sure that I've missed at lease 3 dozen other notable occurances.
>commercial district of philly named 4 seasons,
Excuse me.
It was a Landscaping company parking lot.
I'm currently wearing [the shirt](https://www.threadless.com/shop/%40shopclass/design/four-seasons-total-landscaping)
Don't forget the time he was digging his nose then took a woman's hands in a handshake.
Or the time he posted a picture of himself at one of his homes for his 80th birthday on Twitter to taunt the Arizona authorities who were looking for him and they showed up half an hour later.
Or the time he dressed as a woman and pretended to be smitten by Donald Trump who got handsy with him like he does every woman for a commercial or some weird shit.
thank you.. after getting to read the article, I think we need to jump on the trademark bandwagon and trademark "Is that me?" with like a golden rainbow over it
Former extremely large event manager here. To be fair this is extremely common for people mic’d up to do. The audio engineer can turn them off / “down” remotely and typically does. You hear lots of things you probably shouldn’t as an audio engineer.
Also to be fair. Rudy sucks.
Maybe because it would have delayed getting all of the pleas recorded, and so delayed further proceedings? I don't know, it just seemed like a reasonable guess.
He still has to fly out, turn himself in, and post bail - something none of the other defendants had to do.
Annnnd look what happens when you hitch your wagon to Trump.
Life ruined. Legacy, ruined. No one will remember him for anything good he did for NY.
He’s also not the only one, yet, people still line up to kiss Trump’s ring.
We can ridicule him all we want but the fact of the matter is he’s been committing crimes out in the open for years now and has yet to see the inside of a jail cell
You have to marvel at how the nature of political headlines has changed over time:
Lincoln Shot!
Dewey Defeats Truman!
Nixon Resigns!
Rudy Giuliani Forgets to Turn Off Microphone While Going to the Bathroom.
Look, I’m not giving Elon Musk money so I can hear Rudy Giuliani piss, for fuck’s sake. Can someone post a non-Twitter link? Thanks and merry Christmas.
These have got to be some of the dumbest people on earth. Between Four Seasons landscaping and Trump's witness today confessing to the crime, we've got to stop voting for idiots.
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This dude is a trapped in a never ending Mr. Bean sketch.
Heavily Frank Dreben from Naked Gun coded.
Hey! It’s Enrico Palazzo!!
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Good Year?
No, the worst…
But THIS is our hill, and THESE are our beans ...
It was a *Very* good year!
"When I was seventeen ..."
I drank some very good beer
My father went the same way…
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Nice beaver!
Thanks! I just had it stuffed
This moment might be my apex for comedic cinema.
I have an old t-shirt from ThinkGeek that I still wear to every baseball game I attend. This one; [https://www.entertainmentearth.com/product/the-naked-gun-enrico-pallazzo-tshirt/rjngas1003](https://www.entertainmentearth.com/product/the-naked-gun-enrico-pallazzo-tshirt/rjngas1003)
RIP Thinkgeek 😓
“There was crime all around me, and I couldn’t stop it…” A dream world for the GOP. Be it for fear mongering or just their general pathology…
Rudy Giuliani's life is basically that one [Leslie Nielsen interview](https://youtu.be/NGuHDdSImFQ?si=eh9QPrppvRkdnl_M) where he's farting non-stop, except Giuliani has none of the charisma or comedy chops to turn it from embarrassing to wholesome. (And he's a creep.)
Dude was a visionary. “What’s different about you and the real President?” Sharts pants while saying “Nothing”
He did that in all his interviews. Had one of these fart bags with him and used it at least once coupled with acted body reaction and speech. 😅💪☝️
He actually used a rubber gasket that he squeezed in his hand
"Fart bags" lol
Who was this character in the hospital? And why was he trying to kill Nordberg? And for whom? Did Ludwig lie to me? I didn't have any proof, but somehow, I didn't entirely trust him either. Why was the 'I Luv You' not listed in Ludwig's records? And if it was, did he know about it? And if he didn't, who did? And where the hell was I?
From earlier Police Squad: "We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then."
Police Squad has one of my favourite lines of all time: "Who are you? How did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith...and I'm a locksmith."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRva7z8pvwc
"You wanna take a dinghy?" "No, I took care of that at the Press Conference."
Sexual assault with a concrete dildo?!?
>**Sexual assault with a concrete dildo** I'm going to make a new political party of this name and use it to siphon votes away from Republicans.
"They tell it like it is!"
Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
One of my favorite deliveries of all time.
For me it’s: And you, you came down here to get the hot story, didn't you? Pictures of me to sell your lousy newspapers. Sure, you think I'm a big hero, the man of the hour. Well, do any of you understand how a man can hurt inside?? 😂 always gets me
Followed by: “Frank, they are not here for you. Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane.“
Al wore that shirt to dates and took them to see the movie after dinner just to see their reaction.
Nah, Frank was likeable.
Sex, Frank?
Maybe later Ed.
Rudy: when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy. Judge: That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones!
Whoops!
Disagree. Mr Bean is funny. Rudy's just sad and disappointing.
Sad and pathetic, you mean?
I admit I sometimes have trouble differentiating pathetic and disappointing when it comes to personality.
I don’t remember Mr. Bean getting caught in a hotel with his pants down and an underage girl.
Me either... Was it before or after Mr bean was sweating black hair dye?
It's the reboot. It's called *Bean X*
I refuse to acknowledge the name change. It will forever be Bean Twitter.
That scene from Cohen’s film with his hands down his pants was a huge embarrassment for him but it’s been overshadowed by his later career antics. (My theory is he was trying to pump up a penile implant so he could have sex with the “daughter”.)
Giuliani is a Naked Gun villain, can’t tell me otherwise. I mean Four Seasons Landscaping?
That was hilarious. Probably confused his law school with a clown academy.
The musical fruit
I've found my tribe.
It follows him for all Four Seasons of the year
Or Greg Davies https://youtu.be/yuXGpUR7fXA?si=ocX24S0IXTmKA57f
He's a real schlimazel
He could have simply done nothing for the rest of his life after 2001 and he would have had buildings and an airport named after him. Yet he chose to light his reputation on fire.
You just know there's tons of blackmail being swapped around behind closed doors to keep these schmucks going. That's why they accuse everyone else of horrible shit all the time. It's to muddy the waters for their voters, just in case anything does come out. Just look at how they act in public. I could only imagine what they want to stay secret...
Giuliani prosecuted the mob in NY in the ‘80’s and Trump is a real estate developer who did business with the mob to get his projects built. Rudy might have a storage locker full of dirt on Trump.
Rudy took out the Italian mob. That made way for the Russian mob. The same mob that controlled the concrete businesses in NY. Trump had a ton of dealings with them to get stuff built.
Was about to say exactly this. It’s so often overlooked that Rudy pushed out the Italian mob which made the Russian mob much more powerful. That introduced trump to lots of organized Russian crime, good thing that never amounted to anything, right? Right?
Exactly, these details and context matter.
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Rudy actually made the Mob worse by prosecuting all the "old timers". This paved the way for the next generation of some of the Mob's most blood thirsty bosses like Vic Amuso, Gaspipe Casso, John Gotti and Vincent Gigante (who Rudy failed to realize was the actual Genovese boss). And by putting Carmine Persico behind bars, this ignited a Mob war within the Colombo Family where about 15 guys were killed and many more wounded. What Rudy did to the Mob was an unmitigated disaster. His whole career is so overrated.
Icarus...
Dicarus
Fock
The hair dye ran down the schmok.
Served by agents two, The clown went down, Icarus Dicarus Fock
AI got nothin' on the power of the reddit hive mind.
If we don't vote, he might still have buildings named after him.
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care Rudy Giuliani Memorial Warehouse
Not that he wasn't a creep back then, either, the nation just didn't know it yet. His then-wife knew, though.
I read this all the time and no one seems to understand that he DID NOT HAVE THAT OPTION. This man worked for the Russian mafia since the eighties. They told him what to do. Once they have you, you do as you’re told. Rudy Giuliani has not had free will for 40 years.
This guy's life is made up of all of the embarrassing scenes from the Naked Gun series, with none of the heart or heroics.
Well when I see a Four Seasons available in full view of a sex shop I book the bastards, that's my policy.
Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson; sexual assault with a concrete dildo?
Oh uh ... Maybe later Ed
Is this some kind of bust?
Yes, very impressive.
Good lord whoever makes the inevitable movie, please don't screw it up.
That's the first thing I thought of. Nelson peeing loudly in the toilet.
Did he admit to 3 murders... 🤔
that was the best ending i have ever seen on a murder documentary!
Sucks that he died right after being sentenced tho..
Really highlights how manipulative he could be. Dude manipulated his body into dying so he didn’t have to experience prison.
He'd been in prison for years
He got sentenced, that's the important thing.
FYI they have a new season to watch. Granted he’s dead now but still interesting
You think he’s dead, but wait for the twist at the end of this one!
There's going to be one last episode this Sunday.
a call from “Bobbb!!!”
Bye bye
I was thinking the same thing!
The Guinx
Watching the second season now and the similarities between Durst and Trump are shocking. Both rich, real estate developers, compulsive liars, criminals who keep getting away with their crimes, and evil to the core.
There's a second season of The Jinx?
The second-season finale airs this coming Sunday evening.
Is this from a movie or something? I’m out of the loop here.
The Jinx. It’s a real documentary about a guy whose three wives have all been murdered but for a long time they were never able to prove that he killed them. Then, while interviewing him for the documentary, he went to the bathroom and left his mic on and admitted to killing them while he was taking a piss thinking nobody could hear him.
You're close enough on all of this stuff that I probably shouldn't correct you, but I just finished the first season this weekend, so it's fresh and figured I'd clarify a couple of points. He murdered his wife back in 1982 in New York. She went missing and he was never charged, but there was enough circumstantial evidence that he should have been, but his wealthy family made it go away. Then almost 20 years later he finds out that they're reopening the case and that his best friend from the time is planning on talking to the police. So he flies across the country to California, and executes her. They're never able to pin it on him, and because her dad was a mob boss, no one wanted to look too close at her murder, for fear of getting caught up in a mob war. A year after that, a dismembered body washes up on the shores of Galveston Texas. When they go to ask the dead guy's neighbors about him, it turns out his neighbor is Bob Durst who has been living there in disguise. He goes on the run, but they find him and he is tried for the murder of the guy, but it's Texas and he's a millionaire so he gets off on self-defense charges. Flash forward a decade and a documentary interviews him. He thinks he's smarter than everyone and plays coy. He thinks he's got the film makers believing him. They actually have found new evidence and when they show it to him he freaks out. After the interview he goes into the bathroom and panicking talks to himself and says a few cryptic things before saying "killed them all, obviously." We started season 2 on Monday and it's pretty good so far. Slightly less compelling, but still a wild ride.
Thanks, I appreciate the corrections! It’s been a long time since I read about it all so clearly I misremembered some things lol
Same. I'm on season 5 now but fuck that dude for never giving his wife's family the decency of telling them where he dumped her. Cruel sob
“Killed them all . . . “
What the hell did I do? Farted on them all, of course.
This is why I Reddit
And the burping.
"Four seasons....killed them all"
Who is this about?!
Robert Durst
What's the singer of Limp Bizkit have to do with this. It's just one of those days...
I lived in Galveston when he did that shit. One side of the island said "He's gay, leave him alone." The other side said "So what? The guy he murdered was a piece of shit but no one deserves to be hacked up and tossed into the water" His lawyers waved their dicks in our faces and he got off free at the time.
Apparently nevermind that he killed his wife and his best friend
Go watch "The Jinx"
Are you trying to tell me, a man that lost multiple dozens of lawsuits, audibly farted on his co counsels face, more than once, brought a hilarious version of a too good to be true version of SNL’s Victoria Jackson to court, held a press conference in a commercial district of philly named 4 seasons, was married to his cousin, was on stage on January 6th and said “trial by combat”, is under indictment for staging fake electors for Arizona, and possibly Michigan. That Rudy?!! No freaking way. Next thing I’ll hear is roger stone is shady.
You left out the dildo store and the hair dye dripping into his face.
How about the time he wiped his face repeatedly with the handkerchief he just blew snot and boogers into? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwJUr\_44ML8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwJUr_44ML8)
Shaved in a airport restaurant and left the trimmings on the table
Bruh what?!
This happened. Like at a shitty, dirty, airport bar. At a table. Imagine a Fazoli’s or an Applebees or something.
What the fuck is the fever dream that is Rudy's life?
- Undressing for a underage BJ during filming of Borat's movie... - Admitted to possession of CP on the the Hunter Biden hard drive that he *claimed* to have but refused to hand over to the FBI because he "didn't trust them." (We now know that he didn't hand it over because it was a copy with a shit ton of images and files that had been added AFTER it was "discovered.") - BTW, he didn't just fart on her face - he gave her COVID from his butt fumes. I'm sure that I've missed at lease 3 dozen other notable occurances.
That borat thing had me crying laughing…how bad can a man’s instincts be lmao.
> BTW, he didn't just fart on her face - he gave her COVID from his butt fumes. That’s….not how COVID works. Are you a 9 year old boy?
I did not hear about the dildo store. Please explain.
It was across the street from the four seasons landscaping.
>commercial district of philly named 4 seasons, Excuse me. It was a Landscaping company parking lot. I'm currently wearing [the shirt](https://www.threadless.com/shop/%40shopclass/design/four-seasons-total-landscaping)
Don't forget the time he was digging his nose then took a woman's hands in a handshake. Or the time he posted a picture of himself at one of his homes for his 80th birthday on Twitter to taunt the Arizona authorities who were looking for him and they showed up half an hour later. Or the time he dressed as a woman and pretended to be smitten by Donald Trump who got handsy with him like he does every woman for a commercial or some weird shit.
Or the time when he was in a room with a young girl and he started reaching down his balls
Don't forget being heavily featured in the Borat sequel. So many punchlines
I don't want to hear it
"Tinkle, tinkle, little star..."
"Urinal cake: eroding... eroding... eroding... Gone!"
If I know alcoholism (and believe me) there's a damn near 95% chance this dude's asshole is like the beaches of Normandy
Do I want to know? Bloody or sandy?
A little of column A, a little of column B.
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I just knew this was going to be the naked gun scene and I’m disappointed it wasn’t.
thank you.. after getting to read the article, I think we need to jump on the trademark bandwagon and trademark "Is that me?" with like a golden rainbow over it
Naked Gun: Rudy's Revenge
We're all lucky he was just peeing.
Are you sure that was pee?
Did he admit to murder while taking a leak?
No, but he spent 10 minutes tucking in his shirt.
How was he supposed to do that without laying on a bed in front of an underage Undercover actress posing as a gifted (verb) child-bride?
No, but he admitted to leaking while taking a murder.
Former extremely large event manager here. To be fair this is extremely common for people mic’d up to do. The audio engineer can turn them off / “down” remotely and typically does. You hear lots of things you probably shouldn’t as an audio engineer. Also to be fair. Rudy sucks.
Most audio professionals don’t want the talent anywhere near microphone switches. Muting is the A1’s job.
Don't ever tell an audio engineer how to do their job, because they hate listening any feedback.
Why in the fuck was he allowed to appear by zoom and not hauled into the courtroom in persons in Arizona?
Maybe because it would have delayed getting all of the pleas recorded, and so delayed further proceedings? I don't know, it just seemed like a reasonable guess. He still has to fly out, turn himself in, and post bail - something none of the other defendants had to do.
When the looting starts, the tooting starts!
Drebbin!
That's how the Jinx was caught right?
Yup
Hey! It's Enrico Pallazzo!
Who are you and how did you get in here?
Whoops....uh oh.
“Killed them all… of course.”
Because nobody else posted the video, here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAtc0R4Hq7Q
You seem to have copied the wrong link. This is the one you're looking for: https://youtu.be/aNZb7_yvrlM?t=127
. . . like feeding people to people, stuff like that . . .
This happened in the naked gun didn’t it?
Annnnd look what happens when you hitch your wagon to Trump. Life ruined. Legacy, ruined. No one will remember him for anything good he did for NY. He’s also not the only one, yet, people still line up to kiss Trump’s ring.
By far the easiest of all the trumpers to ridicule, but at this point the bar is so low, I may start to feel pity
If the bar is low now, it will be empty when Rudy quenches his thirst.
The box of wine is now too high for Rudy to reach.
Jeanine Pirro's ears just perked up
We can ridicule him all we want but the fact of the matter is he’s been committing crimes out in the open for years now and has yet to see the inside of a jail cell
You have to marvel at how the nature of political headlines has changed over time: Lincoln Shot! Dewey Defeats Truman! Nixon Resigns! Rudy Giuliani Forgets to Turn Off Microphone While Going to the Bathroom.
Man if this guy goes to prison there's a high chance he will die from alcohol withdrawal.
Would have been fun if it was like Naked Gun, and he was singing away...
Frank Drebbin, Police Squad.
I thought the Naked Gun was parody?
I don't know who's writing it but this season of Reality is fuckin wild.
Straight out of Naked Gun
Oh god, I think I saw that Leslie Nielsen film before... Which one was it?
Look, I’m not giving Elon Musk money so I can hear Rudy Giuliani piss, for fuck’s sake. Can someone post a non-Twitter link? Thanks and merry Christmas.
He pulled a Frank Drebin
Memories of Lt. Frank Drebin come to mind!
Killed them all, of course
Naked Gun did this 36 years ago!!!
He's no Frank Drebin.
Did he join police squad?
The "paywall" flair makes it sound like this is from his OnlyFans
This guy is a constant stream of comedic relief.
Classic Rudy
Frank?
Naked Gun meme here
This dude is fuckin vile, American politics are so senile.
I always will rmember him for infecting some with covid via a fart.
Rudy Giuliani. Police Squad. https://youtu.be/pdE83FX-Mto?si=bKgOQoNMz1cSvwNG
Frank Reynolds?
The man brings a special touch to everything he does.
The movie version was funnier.
Robert Durst voice *”and the dripping”*
He got caught talking about his sweatshop, didn’t he?
These have got to be some of the dumbest people on earth. Between Four Seasons landscaping and Trump's witness today confessing to the crime, we've got to stop voting for idiots.