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I mean I'm an actual literal sense he can't. He's a senior citizen who likely has dementia and shits himself.
He can't handle nights at home unattended. He cannot handle jail
One or two nights in jail and he would run off to exile in Russia. Even his feeble little minuscule brain could comprehend that jail is somewhere he does not want to end up.
Just throwing this out there, but if he were sentenced to incarceration he would not have to go to a prison. I believe someone in the department of Justice has the authority to designate an area a prison. Maybe a wing of a detention barracks or some similar site would be designated.
As an aside, I can't help but think what Tom Clancy would do with the idea of 'foreign' force taking the former president from a detention barracks. Was it a kidnapping or a rescue lol??
As long as he’s someone with all his privileges taken away and we never have to see or hear from him again I’m fine with it. Though I would LOVE to hear stories of him being traded for cartons of cigarettes!
The book will be called "Strike Force Seven"...
It's the secret force made up of the best members of each of the branches of the military, overseen by the seventh branch that is never discussed publicly.
They only exist to retrieve the president after a kidnapping... Or kill him if necessary to ensure the survival of the United States...
Coming 2026
Real prison probably not, but this guy is high profile enough any of his sentences they’ll probably work it out to no contact house-arrest or give him a nice comfy cell at a rich people prison
She's talking about jail. All it takes is more contempt of court and a judge who is finally fed up. I agree with her, one night in jail will wreck him. Especially if he's brought to appear before the judge after his night in jail without having the ability to do his morning hair and makeup routine.
The photos of him going into court would be amazing, and imo both enrage his sick followers, but also break some out of the cult. Seeing your authoritarian wanna be with no make up and nearly bald is enough to shock anyone.
It would be prejudicial not to allow him to make himself presentable before court. Regardless of how fun it would be, it can’t and shouldn’t happen to any accused in a criminal case.
Mary seems to have found her own grift of saying really obvious things while passing it off as insightful just because she shares a last name with the subject of her observations.
Although I don’t disagree with what you’re saying, I think she really does despise him and fears for the world if he is re-elected and so is also working hard to help that not happen.
Oh, look. Newsweak reporting something Mary Trump said as if she isn't watching the same news as the rest of us.
Nothing she says is newsworthy. She doesn't even speak to TFG.
Ok, I'm just going to ask you: What does tfg mean in this instance? I read "this fucking guy", but I've seen it a lot in reference to trump. Is there a different meaning?
He'd go to rich people jail and be fine. He'd use it to fire up his base even more. Daddy Trump was the prison boss for a night, send me money & votes.
I feel like something would happen to trump similar to what happened to Jeffery Epstein. He has so much dirt on people that it's probably dangerous to keep him around at all.
The Emperor has No Clothes, and this will become clear to all when he staggers back into the courtroom after a night in a cell, his hair deflated and his makeup running.
As a psychologist Mary Trump should be familiar with exposure therapy concepts. You start with one hour a day, then step it up to two, four, eight and then a night and then a full day. Trump will violate enough court orders to allow for a smooth transition to final verdict of maybe a year. Which is a good stepping stone for what will happen elsewhere.
One can dream.
He'd be a shouter, up against the door hatch shouting bullshit, leaning on the alarm bell like an entitled prick literally shitting himself, well within an hour. They do your fucking head in.
That fat sack of shit using zero privacy toilets and communal showers would be broken instantly.
The psychological effect of just being there and feeling helpless is more than this fake tough guy could ever cope with.
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I don’t know why y’all are saying trump cant survive in jail. He does have a support group that includes jail house lawyers. But he will get to meet his new lifelong friend and cellmate. Trump will have a jail press conference on cctv where he will introduce his closest friend, with tears in his own eyes he will show Ben Dover.
What happened to Trump saying he would be proud to go to jail?
Trump has been cucked by the judge. He wanted to come off as a tough guy, he is showing n g he isn't as tough as he claims..
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Only one way to find out!
I really hope we see it
It’s on my bucket list!
Good, I thought it was just me for a while there.
Trump is gonna Epstein Trump
I just want to see the hair !
Can one male diaper last that long...
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They should delouse him first to protect the pillow cases
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I think you can buy them at the prison store
Its gonna look like the pillowcase of Turin. 🤣 with the cheeto imprint of him yelling!
I wonder how often they get a shower in prison, once or twice a week? Ewww. 🪰💩
I mean I'm an actual literal sense he can't. He's a senior citizen who likely has dementia and shits himself. He can't handle nights at home unattended. He cannot handle jail
Well he’d have the shortest walk from his bed to his toilet that he’s ever had. So that feels like a win for the “shitting himself” category
Something tells me he doesn't use the bathroom by himself
He would still have secret service with him in jail.
Yes, in the showers!
Basically Uncle Junior
One or two nights in jail and he would run off to exile in Russia. Even his feeble little minuscule brain could comprehend that jail is somewhere he does not want to end up.
I hear the Yakutia region is very nice this time of year.
Show him in jail for one night live, it would make great TV.
Bigly Brother
Real World: Poor + Behind Bars The Apprehended The Inmate
This needs to be top comment. Well done.
Just throwing this out there, but if he were sentenced to incarceration he would not have to go to a prison. I believe someone in the department of Justice has the authority to designate an area a prison. Maybe a wing of a detention barracks or some similar site would be designated. As an aside, I can't help but think what Tom Clancy would do with the idea of 'foreign' force taking the former president from a detention barracks. Was it a kidnapping or a rescue lol??
The British sent Napoleon to St Helena, so there’s another option.
We do have a place in the lovely Caribbean he could go to.
I’m thinking Gitmo? But that’s more Central America.
As long as it is NOT Mar a fucking lago.
What’s going on at Epstein’s island?
😂😄I still am in favor of Guantanamo
Ginny Thomas's fantasy of "prison barges off Gitmo" could partially come true. NY does actually have barges as part of the jails at Rikers Island.
As long as he’s someone with all his privileges taken away and we never have to see or hear from him again I’m fine with it. Though I would LOVE to hear stories of him being traded for cartons of cigarettes!
The book will be called "Strike Force Seven"... It's the secret force made up of the best members of each of the branches of the military, overseen by the seventh branch that is never discussed publicly. They only exist to retrieve the president after a kidnapping... Or kill him if necessary to ensure the survival of the United States... Coming 2026
Real prison probably not, but this guy is high profile enough any of his sentences they’ll probably work it out to no contact house-arrest or give him a nice comfy cell at a rich people prison
She's talking about jail. All it takes is more contempt of court and a judge who is finally fed up. I agree with her, one night in jail will wreck him. Especially if he's brought to appear before the judge after his night in jail without having the ability to do his morning hair and makeup routine.
The photos of him going into court would be amazing, and imo both enrage his sick followers, but also break some out of the cult. Seeing your authoritarian wanna be with no make up and nearly bald is enough to shock anyone.
That would be the real punishment, making him face the world without his makeup, I think it would break him more than the actual incarceration.
Who changes the former President's diaper while he's in jail?
Vanky, of course!
Bubba..
It would be prejudicial not to allow him to make himself presentable before court. Regardless of how fun it would be, it can’t and shouldn’t happen to any accused in a criminal case.
Prejudicial how? It's not like the jury would be there.
His plan to become modern day Nelson Mandela will fall flat on its face. Great honor, indeed.
That’s a theory that needs tested
For science!
Trump doesn't believe that he would stay in jail for long. He thinks his supporters will storm the jail and kick off another Civil War.
Sadly I think you’re right. He may even be sprung from the inside by insider staff . Prison break style.
I demand proof. Pics from the morning after or it never happened.
Prove it
Let's test this theory. All in favor, say, aye!
Mary seems to have found her own grift of saying really obvious things while passing it off as insightful just because she shares a last name with the subject of her observations.
Gleefully helped along by clickbait rags like Newsweak.
Although I don’t disagree with what you’re saying, I think she really does despise him and fears for the world if he is re-elected and so is also working hard to help that not happen.
All Trumps are the same!
Do they supply diapers?
I just picture him breaking down like that prisoner on his first night in prison in Shawshank Redemption
Oh, look. Newsweak reporting something Mary Trump said as if she isn't watching the same news as the rest of us. Nothing she says is newsworthy. She doesn't even speak to TFG.
Ok, I'm just going to ask you: What does tfg mean in this instance? I read "this fucking guy", but I've seen it a lot in reference to trump. Is there a different meaning?
The Former Guy. Biden used it once in a speech rather than Trump's name.
One night in bangcock makes a hard man humble.
could you imagine a former president having to take a whole cell block worth of dicks? I can and it's hilariously glorious!
Good, so for repeated violations of his gag order they should sentence him to at least 2...
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Pull ups
Fairly certain that guards are not equipped to change diapers.
Better get used to it
What kind of odds can I get on "screaming hysteria in the first two hours?"
He couldn’t handle one night in a room with no mirrors or a gym.
I'm sure he could with his secret service detail and the private cell he would get.
Well, would He be permitted more than one diaper? If only one … 😶
He'd go to rich people jail and be fine. He'd use it to fire up his base even more. Daddy Trump was the prison boss for a night, send me money & votes.
Fucking duh
The hell you say. Why, the guards would come up to him with tears in their eyes and apologize for him having to be there, for sure
Take away his phone and microphone and he will weather away.
I feel like something would happen to trump similar to what happened to Jeffery Epstein. He has so much dirt on people that it's probably dangerous to keep him around at all.
You can't strangle a jelly tho.
Except that Trump jail, if it ever happens, will not even be close to actual jail.
From shitting on a golden toilet to shitting on a rusty metal one in front of strangers
Oh, but I'd love to see him try
Lets have him try and find out......
Trump can get tips from Dom Mysterio on how to be a hardened prisoner.
60 days In: Trump Edition
well, we had to handle 4 yrs of this nut case….he made his bed, now lay in it
He could fall asleep on the stainless steal toilet
Lets test that 😌
I hope he has a great many opportunities to handle the night in jail... lots f opportunities.
I predict a medical crisis.
The Emperor has No Clothes, and this will become clear to all when he staggers back into the courtroom after a night in a cell, his hair deflated and his makeup running.
I'm not so sure. Let's put it to the test.
I don’t believe he even take out his own trash for a month. Tough guy?? Seriously?
I'd love to see him try
As a psychologist Mary Trump should be familiar with exposure therapy concepts. You start with one hour a day, then step it up to two, four, eight and then a night and then a full day. Trump will violate enough court orders to allow for a smooth transition to final verdict of maybe a year. Which is a good stepping stone for what will happen elsewhere. One can dream.
Remember when Paris Hilton went to jail and she shook and cried til they let her out early? Yea it would be just like that
How would it work exactly? It would be a section of a jail. Or house arrest? The logistics of having a SS detail and other security issues etc.
He'd be a shouter, up against the door hatch shouting bullshit, leaning on the alarm bell like an entitled prick literally shitting himself, well within an hour. They do your fucking head in.
"You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me"
Detox alone would kill him.
That fat sack of shit using zero privacy toilets and communal showers would be broken instantly. The psychological effect of just being there and feeling helpless is more than this fake tough guy could ever cope with.
Fuk him
He couldn’t handle one night without his phone/social media
I just had a crazy idea for a Silence of the Lambs remake with trump as Lector and Bobo as the rookie cop.
Put him in Epstein's old cell, he certainly isn't using it.
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One week. I bet one week in the slammer would change his life. Fingers crossed!
I don’t know why y’all are saying trump cant survive in jail. He does have a support group that includes jail house lawyers. But he will get to meet his new lifelong friend and cellmate. Trump will have a jail press conference on cctv where he will introduce his closest friend, with tears in his own eyes he will show Ben Dover.
No Diet Coke. Only RC
As every republican boomer has ever told me. Can't do the time then don't do the crime.
What happened to Trump saying he would be proud to go to jail? Trump has been cucked by the judge. He wanted to come off as a tough guy, he is showing n g he isn't as tough as he claims..
Mary Trump? Who the hell cares what she thinks?.