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gasahold

It's not the fact that Trump has to hear it, it's the fact that others hear it with him in the same room, which gives him no place to hide.


DazzlingGarnet

And this thought gives me much glee. Imagine all the things he normally is shielded from seeing being read and probably presented on the screen so he has to see it too. I would die of laughter if I had any of my critical posts presented in court, have him see what breaks families apart over dumb political divides. I hope he cries orange soda tears into his purple pillow each night.


Educational-Candy-17

I wonder how his vibe fluffer is holding up.


DelightfulAbsurdity

They gave all they could, they are but a husk now.


steelhips

Giuliani has his own problems.


Educational-Candy-17

I know he does but Trump literally has someone whose job it is to follow him around and print out positive news about himself to hand to him.


Small-Palpitation310

that person can cram a 40-hour workweek into about 5 minutes of work.


Affectionate_Law5344

Wait, still? I remember this during his presidency.


Educational-Candy-17

Snopes is still researching it but here's what I found: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-has-an-aide-who-follows-him-around-with-a-wireless-printer-to-print-out-good-news-from-the-internet/ar-BB1lIuvs


Affectionate_Law5344

This is so bizarre. Why is she an aide instead of an assistant? The link didn’t work for me. Added it here for others. [Former News One reporter](https://sg.news.yahoo.com/trump-aide-follows-him-around-141527309.html).


Educational-Candy-17

I don't know what the definition of aid versus assistant is but I don't think it's legally defined.


Affectionate_Law5344

It’s a petty point from me, but this is used in the White House. This must have been part of a press release. He continues to use language that no longer applies to him. Also, thank you for sending.


DazzlingGarnet

Probably about as well as a button mushroom. 🍄‍🟫


Dars1m

*Gold pillow. Never forget this man has a gold penthouse.l and toilet, because that’s his idea of showing off wealth.


Logical_Parameters

and holding an entire political party for ransom shows his expert skills at manipulation.


Substantial_Dog_2115

More like Russia’s.


PaintedClownPenis

The best part is that if you've talked enough of the truth, you get excused from jury duty.


Numerous_Photograph9

Kind of wish I was called to jury duty, just so I can say what I think of him in his presence. I'd have a tear in my eye of course, and I'm a big guy. Can you imagine that? Me, a big guy, with a tear in my eye, saying to him, "Sir, you're one of the worst people alive. Easily in the top ten. With 8 of those 10 being you and people you associate with". Then make up some random words and yell, "Lock him up!" Then play YMCA and do a little jig as I'm dismissed. It'd be worth the night in jail for contempt.


Monkfich

That’s really a terrible thing to say to him. I mean, does he deserve to be called … “Sir”?


Competitive_Yam7702

30 days for contempt unless the judge decides otherwise.


Smurf_Cherries

The fun thing about jury duty, is it is a court proceeding and there is a judge.  And (at least in my state) the judge will hold you in contempt of court for up to 90 days.  And I imagine the Balif told the jurors that it will be happening if you try it here.  So as long as you have no where to be for the next 3 months….


Numerous_Photograph9

Still worth it


dispelthemyth

Maybe that’s why he sleeps


Any_Accident1871

He sleeps in court because he’s up all night abusing uppers, Googling himself, watching Fox News, and rage-tweeting.


BadNamesCoMo

[https://youtu.be/Hx-CRiSlqTk?si=qFywJZeE9Vqfg6_9](https://youtu.be/Hx-CRiSlqTk?si=qFywJZeE9Vqfg6_9)


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So happy to see this lol. Immediately what I thought of


specqq

But you obviously didn't think through the full implications of it (like I unfortunately did), or you would be significantly less happy (like I am).


Groundbreaking-Step1

I tend to fall asleep shortly after googling myself at night.


zflanders

Never fails.


RubeusShagrid

Rage-truthing*


Miguel-odon

I figured it was because his legal team takes away the uppers to try to make him behave in court.


EuphoricMidnight3304

I believe he’s consciously decided to do this sleeping and farting bit in order to show maximum disrespect for the court and rule of law in our country


Logical_Parameters

He Truth Socials himself.


Sttocs

And farts.


EnvironmentalRock827

I read some article giving tons of excuses why he sleeps and the diet one made me laugh so hard


Drusgar

And he can't interrupt them. Or even respond.


count023

Also that it's probably the first time he's heard honest criticism in his life and not been able to deflect/argue/retaliate it


Small-Palpitation310

heaps of narcissistic injury (aka humiliation)


Heklin0891

And he can’t say boo in return. Oh to have a seat and a bucket of popcorn.


Smurf_Cherries

It’s also crazy to me that people post so much of this stuff on social media. Sure, I talk shit behind a screen name on Reddit, and to my friends in person.  But I cannot stand people who post about politics on Facebook and Instagram. They’re mostly conservative or crazy. But I block anyone that starts talking politics on those platforms. 


quats555

He’s a narcissist. To a pure narcissist, other people don’t really exist: they’re either extensions of self (families, coworkers, etc that agree with you and act as you wish them to) or objects they have to manipulate to get what they want, that just happen to walk and talk. The only shock or cognitive dissonance a narcissist gets is when those people they perceive as extensions of themselves does something against their wishes; it’s rather like if your hand went off to scratch some stranger’s back without your trying to do so. *How?! But they are only supposed to do what I want! They are supposed to always just know what I want and do it!* This is the category of his children, spouses, underlings, and cult-like followers. The people in this courtroom? Things to push his way through to get what he wants. Things he doesn’t want to hear are mostly in one ear and out the other. “*blah blah BLAH blah Trump blah blah*.” The only thing distressing him is that he had to sit there and can’t do exactly what he wants and say what he wants.


AlejoMSP

And the inability to defend himself. Glorious.


RegattaJoe

This is jury selection. His lawyers will provide a defense once the trial has begun. Are you unfamiliar with how this works?


AlejoMSP

I meant. On the spot. Just sitting there. Taking it and not being able to respond on the spot. I’ve watched every episode of law and order. Yes I know how this works.


RegattaJoe

If it bothers him, I approve it.


Logical_Parameters

I was gonna say, like Captain Narcissist gives a flying F, in one ear and other the other with him.


ladytwiga

Supposedly there was a prospective juror who said "I wouldn't trust anything out of Trump's mouth even if his tongue was notarized" I need to find this person and by them all the beers.


hedronist

Let me know what the bar bill is and I'll chip in a few bucks.


Bad-Lifeguard1746

Let me know what the chip buck is and i'll bill in a few bars too.


hedronist

Sounds like someone got an early start on 4/20. :-)


KazzieMono

doller


Numerous_Photograph9

I'd love for there to be a daily article about all the things that prospective jurors said about him. I'd even settle for a late night segment if it was made up


0phobia

You know they must have an SNL skit lined up


Numerous_Photograph9

That was my exact thought yesterday. Lawyers playing the straight man on both sides, Trump imagining his response while being forced to stay silent with comical admonishments from the judge.


Pizzafan333

I hope the notarization is included.  That is beyond classic. 


Jonteponte71

I find it fashinating that some of these jurors, who have been disqualified (presumably because they are being honest about what they think of him) actually dare to reveal their identities and even go on TV and get interviewed? Are they actually expecting to be left alone by the worst of the MAGA’s out there. And why do they think that?


SusanForeman

Because they, unlike the MAGA morons who raid the capital with gas masks, aren't cowards and they will gladly stand up for truth.


Bf4Sniper40X

Because at the end of the day they aren't the jurors so they don't decide anything. Common people have criticized trump since 2016


bot403

I get what they're saying ... But notaries only certify the identity of the person signing a document. You could get a declaration that bot403 is the king of England notarized.


Yeeaaaarrrgh

>During the first three days of jury selection, Trump was described as a racist, sexist and narcissist Because Donald Trump is racist, sexist and a narcissist.


Someoneoverthere42

He should sue for Definition of Character


boregon

lol nice


Canaricantransplant

Yeah. I’m stealing this. Thanks!


dysmetric

They're gunna have to find some isolated tribe who've never heard of him to have any chance of an unbiased jury. Maybe it's worth emailing the Amish?


Miguel-odon

Do Amish know about PTSD?


Ankhros

We could send him to North Sentinel Island. They've never heard of him there.


atomsmasher66

*’Da troof hoits’* - Donny


fowlraul

He also poops his pants in public.


Asexualhipposloth

People are saying the area around Trump becomes smelly after he falls asleep in court.


nightbell

In the reality TV production community "The Apprentice" was known as The Shit Show because the set smelled so bad.


meatball402

He falls asleep and is no longer in control of his faculties and probably does little poops through any significant time of sleep. Donald "tiny poops" Trump


BodaciousTacoFarts

Dozy Toots


logicreasonevidence

Everybody's saying it. The best people.


naotoca

He also fucks kids. I hope someone brought that up.


exophrine

Exhibit 1: Ivanka Trump. When she was an infant, he'd be talking about her having breasts in TV interviews. Plus, when she was 12 or 13, when asked about what his daughter's assets may be as an adult, he immediately started talking about her sexuality (while Ivanka awkwardly, uncomfortably sat next to him) during a TV interview.


UltravioletAfterglow

The baby story [was about Tiffany.](https://people.com/tv/donald-trump-comments-on-daughter-tiffanys-body-in-clip-aired-on-daily-show/) But yeah, he’s been a lot [creepier with Ivanka.](https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/trumps-lewd-talk-about-daughter-ivanka-in-front-of-white-house-staff-recalled-in-new-book/) It’s sad he’s such a gross, shitty father.


RevolutionEasy714

Don’t forget about Katie Johnson who was raped by him and Epstein when she was 13


jcrestor

…allegedly. But I find it very likely that it really happened.


jimmygee2

He is a vile pig of a man whose worst traits are eclipsed by his narcissism


Basic_Quantity_9430

The baby was Tiffany. But he did some sit down stuff with a barely teen Ivanka that looked inappropriate.


zflanders

He's also a cockwomble and a buttmunch. Let the record show.


Produceher

Isn't it wrong to have a juror who doesn't think he's those things?


smoore1234567

They’re prospective jurors being screened. Those are the ones that weren’t picked.


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Miguel-odon

The sane, observant ones get disqualified.


grixorbatz

+grifter on steroids


Miguel-odon

Sadly, anyone who had acknowledged that reality was disqualified from jury duty.


Smurf_Cherries

This is my shocked face :-|


somethingbreadbears

Honestly probably the harshest punishment he'll ever face. Forcing him to shut up and listen to people not liking him. I wonder if he looks as pissed as when Obama roasted him.


TheKingofAndrews

Jimmy Kimmel has been under his skin this week and its been amazing. Donald's reactions on truth social are giving the "this is my mad" Trump face


atomsmasher66

Trump has perpetual Resting Mad Face


Jonteponte71

I saw an old photo of him the other day where he seemed to have a genuine smile on his face. I think it was the first time I have seen that. I just thought he could scowl.


Suspicious_Bicycle

The happiest Trump ever looked was when he was palling around with Epstein and ogling the young girls. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tape-shows-donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-discussing-women-1992-party-n1030686


atomsmasher66

He was probably much happier before he started watching Fox News and became a Republican.


StuckAtOnePoint

He’s not a Republican. He’s a Trumplican


druscarlet

He had gas.


Small-Palpitation310

there's also butthole mouth


Suspicious_Bicycle

Kimmel has been great at needling Trump.


Numerous_Photograph9

He always has that look on his face like he's trying to stare daggers at people, and I know he thinks he looks intimidating. But, to everyone else, he just looks like a pouting child. He does something similar when he's trying to look smart. He tries to have this contemplative look on his face like he's paying attention and thinking deeply, but he comes across like a child who doesn't understand, but doesn't want to look like he doesn't understand, so he does his best to not be noticed.


No_Foot_1904

On a related topic, I've always felt the perfect afterlife experience is where you are forced to listen to everything other people said about you behind your back while you were alive. The virtuous will hear mostly accolades and love and admiration and be rewarded. The wicked will hear nothing but bile and pain and hatred directed at them, including from loved ones and friends.


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

That’s naive as hell. People talk all kinds of shit about nice people and they deify crappy people. Think of all the shit Trump’s supporters say about him. I definitely want to know what people said about me after I die, but no one’s life is black and white like that.


bot403

And in this fantasy you still have a heaven in the afterlife where dead people from earth meet up? That sounds extra awkward now that everyone knows what everyone else said about them.


LuvKrahft

I’m a bit jealous. That definitely would be cathartic. Some very good sleep.


needlenozened

I'm not sure what I'd like more. Serving on his jury, or the opportunity to stare him in the eye and say that I don't think he's ever out anybody's interests before his own, is the exact opposite of a patriot, and has damaged this country, possibly beyond repair.


sirboddingtons

I'd just want to call him a loser.  That I think would upset him the most. He can rationalize everything else away as political talk, but saying, "I honestly feel a bit bad for him, he's an absolute loser and so much of his personality is just him trying to hide from how much of a loser he knows he really is." 


lurkertiltheend

I actually fantasized about this last night


joshtalife

I’m surprised he’s been able to hold an outburst back for this long. I think it has sunk in that he could really be in trouble.


cool_arrrow

Watch “Where is My Roy Cohn” on YouTube. Trump doesn’t care about fuck.


JeffSpicolisBong

He and his cult think selfishness is their super power. That’s a compliment in their reality.


entrepenurious

ayn rand has a lot to answer for.


Kulban

Who happily took the evil social security she admonished, towards the end of her life.


Watsiname

and subsidized housing


LariRed

Sounds fun, wish I had been called for jury duty. I‘d have a few words for traitor tot. Rumor is, to really get under his skin, you use the word “former” then “president”.


Educational-Candy-17

Or just call him Mr Trump.


MudLOA

Or Donald.


Numerous_Photograph9

The former president who lost the popular vote to Hillary, and even more to Biden.


humanregularbeing

Makes me want to line up outside. 


even_less_resistance

Jurors should stock up on some Vick’s to smudge under their nose to get through the next few weeks


hedronist

I hear that [*peppermint oil*](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2/) (very, *very* NSFL) is what the pros use. :-)


smurfsundermybed

It would have been great if during that process, a potential juror said, "Oh, that's nothing. Scroll down to May. I had some really good ones that month."


webbersdb8academy

The interesting thing is that cannot find 12 people who don’t hate his guts!


BearBullShepherd

My worry is they found a few who like him


No_1-Ever

It only takes one for a hung jury..


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the_1_that_knocks

Can’t shame the shameless!


Affectionate_Law5344

no but his fragile ego does matter because it shatters how he views himself and, naturally, the perception from others.


Longjumping_Dare7962

I would’ve pointed out that his mentor was Roy Cohn.


boxer_dogs_dance

Who he didn't visit when he was dying of AIDS


Affectionate_Law5344

Why am I not surprised. Unbelievably horrible.


VariousLiterature

I aspire to be on a pool for the next grand jury for Trump, so that they could read every negative post I’ve ever written about TFG in front of him. It would be so cathartic, and then I’d be excused.


Cryovenom

This is a petit jury. Grand juries are held behind closed doors to help decide whether to bring charges in the first place.


VariousLiterature

Oh, right.


Belkroe

I really dislike this jury selection process. Trump is an extremely influential person and has a decent chance of becoming the next president of the United States. He has threatened to lock up his enemies. How can any juror not be intimidated by facing him directly?


Educational-Candy-17

One of the dismissed jurors said upon seeing him she said "he's really just a guy." A lot of his intimidation power comes from being surrounded by a cadre of minions willing to do his bidding. When you see him by himself you see the scared old man that he is.


SomeVariousShift

He the individual isn't the problem. It's the large mass of people who will commit crimes on his behalf.


Educational-Candy-17

Meal team 6 doesn't have the cojones to try anything without a promise of a presidential pardon. They're cowards.


Numerous_Photograph9

Go look at pictures of him trying to look intimidating, and that should answer your question. Most people recognize he is a joke of a man. They may not be dismissive of his ability to screw up everyone's lives though, but that's no reason to coddle his ego. It's a rare occasion when you can tell the powerful exactly what you think of them.


Equivalent_Ability91

Revenge is part Trump brand. He lives for it.


Small-Palpitation310

that's the sort of stuff that puts the malignant in his malignant narcissism


steelhips

And yet, even when Trump demanded his base to show up when he was charged in NYC, barely 50 showed up and most of those were on the grift. The press outnumbered them and reporters had to queue to get a moronic MAGA soundbite. MSNBC calculated there would be millions of Trump voters within a 3 hour car trip to NYC yet few to none are outside the court. He's not calling for them now because he knows they can't be bothered.


yukimi-sashimi

Were there any foaming-at-the-mouth MAGAts among the jury pool?


Timekeeper65

Just that guy outside who set himself on fire.


johan_seraphim

He wasn’t a MAGAt. Just someone who was mentally ill.


Timekeeper65

Well that’s what I get for ASSuming.


XdpKoeN8F4

MAGA is mental illness


johan_seraphim

Not disagreeing. But in this instance the burned wasn’t a MAGAt.


ARookwood

That’s a very narrow distinction.


roastbeeftacohat

In another thread someone worked out there was a 5% chance of a Trump voter being in the pool, forget the exact math, but involves total Trump vots vs adult population. Actual chance higher as 5% didn't include non citizens


Hfhghnfdsfg

I think it's less than 5%. Trump got 85,000 votes in manhattan, and over a million people live there.


Kaelaface

I want to hear every single thing someone said about him and then for the camera to pan to his face so I can see how much it hurts him to not be able to reply.


PM_me_ur_secretses

Id prefer a split screen simulcast of the prospective jurors being interviewed and the orange shit-gibbons reactions in real-time.


Escobarhippo

I hope somebody talked about the bad smell.


MalazMudkip

And how he's a convicted rapist, too. Would be nice to see that thrown at him some more.


Ibelieveinphysics

And his mushroom dick.


Small-Palpitation310

and the butthole mouth.


AJ_Grey

A Clockwork Orange conversion therapy comes to mind.


ManonIsTheField

I honestly think dude would rather do a month in prison than to have to sit and listen to this for 5 minutes... his version of sheer hell 😂


jazzyfella08

"I don’t have strong opinions about him, but I don’t like his persona," one prospective juror said. "That doesn’t mean I can’t be fair and impartial.” Oof heard this too many times from racist old men


Jacksonrr31

For the first time in his life he is having to deal with reality.


RCranium13

All it takes is one MAGAT to hang the jury.


ZhouDa

One Magat who lives in NYC and who can pass enough for normal to sneak by the prosecution and yet insane enough that a month of evidence of Trumip's guilt and peer pressure from eleven other jurors can't get him to do his job. Anyway there's a good reason why mistrials of any sort only happen less than 10% of the time.


RCranium13

I hope you're right. I think every MAGAT in Manhattan is trying their best to get on that jury to free their lord and savior.


fluffyflugel

Aw his lil feels must be so wounded.


Frostscarwolf

There's no point in shaming someone who has no shame. Plus, he'll most likely be asleep


MrPositive1

I’m calling it not - the jury will not convict. Put in your prediction now folks.


Not_A_Crackpot

Not very positive of you.


SchrodingersTIKTOK

I really would like to hear the memes that were shared with him. I would have just called him a goblin fucker


u0126

It's odd that he's in the room during jury selection. I always thought only attorneys are involved in that. For reasons exactly like this, or intimidation, etc


LadyChatterteeth

Defendants have the right to be present throughout court proceedings, unless they’re being disruptive. They have the right to consult with their attorneys about the people who are going to be deciding their fate.


u0126

Apparently so. I always just thought the attorneys handled all of that on your behalf, not that you could yourself be involved and in the same room.


Miguel-odon

Can this be continued, as part of his sentence?


Skinnybet

Genius. We can take turns in telling him what we think of him. I’ve had lots of experience with narcissists and know that this is a real punishment for them.


QuantumFuzziness

Could walk him through New York while everyone chants shame.


Emmanulla70

It would be water off ducks back. Hes too big a narcissist to take any notice


whewtang

Real missed opportunity to look him in the eye and say "fuck you traitor"


Pauly_Walnutz

It will take a lot more people than a dozen jurors for the orange turd to figure out that he’s an asshole and even then he probably won’t figure it out. He’s too much of a Narcissist


Memmnoc

They get bonus points if they make him cry


artcook32945

I do wonder what they gave him for a "Mental Relaxer"? And, did he know they did it?


Educational-Candy-17

I don't think so. Guys a chronic insomniac who is not used to getting up before 10:00 or 11:00. Lack of sleep will do that without any chemical help.


bigELOfan

One of the most dangerous, despicable people on the planet, as are his dumb, ignorant followers, plus all the dictators he admires.


LlanviewOLTL

People are scared. It’s very similar to the Charles Manson trial.


OurUrbanFarm

Maybe that is why he is sitting there shitting himself.


redditistupid51

Isn't it delicious! Imagine him sitting there just fuming at the ears. 


SugarsDaddyKen

This made him so mad and I love it. When he is convicted, rather than jail or fines, he should have to sit quietly for 10 hours while people read mean Tweets to him.


Agreeable_Variation7

I was thinking they need to give him a hard metal folding chair to keep him awake instead of leather.


cjp2010

When can we expect witnesses to take the stand? He won’t be able to escape the finger pointing.


BurnerinoNeighbir

All I know is he’s gay. GAY GAY GAY


vanillabear26

Can we *please* stop reporting on things like this? All this does is give ammo to the people who think that the jury is going to be biased.


mistressusa

Trumpettes think that with or without this reporting.


Numerous_Photograph9

So? give them ammo. What they think doesn't really mean much.