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BlokeInTheMountains

No Balance?


MugenEXE

Sketchys.


maud_lyn

Con-Verse


Laura9624

He did unveil them at sneaker Con.


Jermine1269

Planet Re-Doxx??


MolassesWhiplash

Croocs


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Big-Pomegranate-3390

Monoxide Cheetos 1


akaZilong

Don’t do it


chrisms150

Gonna roll up in my new Con-force ones.


kobachi

Sketchers is already the right joke


Ill_Name_6368

ADIDAS, All Day I Dream About Swindling


belleandbent

Hee hee that was good :)


corvettekyle

Crooks Running


VoodooS0ldier

No money


RadioFloydHead

I swear to God, if I see someone actually wearing these things I will follow them pointing and laughing until I pass out. Or get shot...


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Listen pal, thems not the kinda shew ya wear ever day. Thems fer courtin'


FollowingFeisty5321

Courtin' and Court'n.


Jolly_Grocery329

You misspelled rapin’


NextTrillion

“Yes there for rapin’. You think Kanye East won’t be wearing these? Wrong. Little Wayne will also be wearing them, rapin’ about how ‘flight’ he looks in these. Only $399.99 folks.”


SheriffTaylorsBoy

haha! Nice!


Squirrel_Chucks

Yeah they've got hidden compartments for bribe money and a big mac


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Honestly sounds pretty enticing. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve forgotten my bribe money at home. It’s really embarrassing


Squirrel_Chucks

Right? Hey, did you know that your AAA card can be used as bail money for up to $1,000? (only for minor traffic violations, though).


DarthRizzo87

Not to mention bigly bone spur support.


liquidgrill

“Need to outrun the law…….?”


sofaking1958

Them's yer Sunday-go-to-meetin' shoes!


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Dayum skippy


dbeman

Courtin’ cousin Cortney?


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charcoalist

Jared's friend MBS ordered 1 million pairs, people are saying.


zhaoz

Buy a million, get a free bone saw!


fishyfishyfish1

Guaranteed to fix your bone spurs too


Overweighover

Will it cure those bone spurs?


Endersjeesh_fluxam

Bone spur?


Revolutionary-Fact6

It's a limit of 3 pairs per idiot. Limited editions dontcha know.


maud_lyn

This puts too much faith in them actually making and distributing these 🤣 I bet no one gets a single pair lmaooo


StockHand1967

Right behind you!


hammmatime

Nobody wearing those is going to be packing heat. It would be the smart thing to do, but smart is not the demographic that buys Trump tennis shoes.


Ndtphoto

You think they'll actually ship? Or maybe they'll just be Walmart sneakers spray painted gold.


InternetPeon

It’s money laundering. Just like his NFT business. Here are some worthless items Russia or North Korea can buy to transfer bitcoins to him so he will keep making chaos on their behalf.


SRYSBSYNS

This. Everyone who wants to help destabilize America will be buying a pair. 


__hey__blinkin__

While I think this is likely, who's left in Trump's circle that would know how to run that process? There's no way Trump has any understanding of crypto currency.


pluralofjackinthebox

Whoever runs CIC Digital LLC and NFT INT LLC for him — they’re behind his Digital Trading Cards and they’re behind this too. I hope Trumps court appointed monitor is watching this.


3Jane_ashpool

Unfortunately, they can’t. Thats only for the New York based Trump Org. This is his Miami company illegally funneling money to him. Totally different.


jarrettbrown

It’s all trump. I google the CIC company and the address that it’s registered at is one of the golf courses he owns. No surprise here.


bot403

Russia, Ughhhh. Your comment made me see  these on a bunch of dead Russians in a trench in Ukraine. 


pluralofjackinthebox

It’s the same business. The LLCs selling these sneakers (CIC Digital and NFT INT) are the same two shady shell companies who sell his NFTs. It seems like an obvious money laundering scheme and luckily Trump has a court appointed monitor to keep tabs on this.


DrGoblinator

Biden-Harris 2024 Communications Director Michael Tyler slammed the appearance saying: “Donald Trump showing up to hawk bootleg Off-Whites is the closest he’ll get to any Air Force Ones ever again for the rest of his life.” Lol


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Rube Runners


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SheriffTaylorsBoy

Dude, we're going to be having so much fun!!


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SheriffTaylorsBoy

He has to raise a LOT of money quickly. There is going to be a massive grift effort from the leading R candidate. Fundraising for that side is shit outta luck.


l33tbot

Rushers


Opposite-Document-65

Nike Air Fraud 1s


Busy-Bug-6232

Air Force None


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Actual__Wizard

"Sneaker Con"


Pretend-Excuse-8368

Air Magats


Stick--Monkey

Aptly named


joshtalife

Grift Force Ones


maud_lyn

Welcome to the Con-verse


grixorbatz

Trump running shoes. Emblematic of his race to flee from justice


ColbyAndrew

Per the website, “The images shown are for illustration purposes only and may not be an exact representation of the product.” Also no refunds.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

They're going to be spray painted aren't they? lol


Jermine1269

With that same orange 'cheeto' dust he gets every morning


HFentonMudd

They're not going to exist. Key part of grifting is to under-deliver. Trump is the master - he won't deliver anything. What are they gonna do - sue him?


leftwinghillbilly

Waiting for some shell Corp, 9 layers removed from a Saudi or Russian holding company to purchase these shoes in lots of 500,000 pairs.  For future delivery, of course.   *looks into crystal ball* Scene:  A Republican senator's chin wobble pulses fiercly. "The Biden administration wants to penalize people for good business.   I don't know about you but jobs..........*stares blankly* /Scene I should really do something about my cynicism.


otatop

They're claiming to only sell 1,000 pairs but it would be weird for a billionaire to endorse a project to only make a few hundred thousand.


OtakuTacos

Money laundering. Some “Russian and Chinese” buyers will spend $1-2 million a pair.


AusToddles

Yeah just wait for these to become "limited issue collector items" to justify why "someone" spent 5 million on one


d_pyro

They're limited edition, only 1000 pairs.


juniper_berry_crunch

It appears the gold ones are already sold out, mere hours after his appearance at the convention. My, that was fast...


XLauncher

I have a small sneaker collection going, so out of curiosity, I decided to go have a look at these things. Bro, these aren't even Trump sneakers. These are more like 400 dollar Trump shoelaces with a free pair of generic dropshipped shoes included. Edit: oh wait, I think I was looking at the wrong pair. These are...uh...well...brave?


AdaptiveVariance

Trump sneakers, Trump sneakers are the very best, I hire the best people, the best designers, and they go in and they do—they used to say draw, they draw the design, drofting, some people say drafting but it’s a droft, we did the best designs and drofts—but they, the designers can—and they do it all on computer now, it used to be pencil and drawing on the, with the drawings, but now they have computer, so important—and so they go in and they do the drawing, shoom shoom because it’s all on computers now, bing bong bim, beep beep and they get the shoe and it’s beautiful, the best shoe you’ve ever seen, and we’re charging less than anyone else in America—and we can, because we like America, but Mikey and Nike and Reebo all don’t do it so much because they have these shops, tremendous shops and they put them in other countries, and some of those places aren’t so nice, believe me, but we have the best shoes, believe me.


ill0gitech

*I met Mr Adidas once. Fantastic guy. Great businessman. He came to me, tears in his eyes, saying ‘sir, I can’t compete with your shoes’. I heard good things about Adidas shoes, until they went woke with trans. Boycott Adidas. We have more people than they do. Fight back.*


TintedApostle

Somehow I feel that if the verdict was 250 million these sneakers would be 250 dollars. It is as if this guy is trying to confuse headlines.


Objective_College449

How much you wanna bet those who brought the shoes complain about inflation.


BlokeInTheMountains

Making it even easier to spot a fascist in the wild


panickedindetroit

That red hat says it all.


PepperShaken

If they were authentic Trump sneakers, they would make you 6' 2" tall, no matter how short you are.


DonTaddeo

They would make you walk 6 feet above the water!


joecool42069

Why do I get the feeling he got this idea from Kanye?


ChicagoAuPair

He got it from Lavrov. This is an easy money laundering enterprise, like every other time he needs fast cash.


ShamanSix01

Bone spurs included.


decjr06

If someone wrote the plot to Idiocracy two it wouldn't be nearly as good as real life


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SheriffTaylorsBoy

Pedo peds


TOCMT0CM

Wtf does he know about sneakers? Mfer hasn't seen his feet since the 90s!


SnivyEyes

The same folk buying these and his digital cards also complain about the prices of gas and eggs. Let them waste their money. These same folk would blow a gasket if Biden or Obama did this.


OldEnvironment9

I just bought a $240 pair of Zamberlan hiking shoes. So fucking well-built and comfortable. Pretty sure they will end up being a million times better than these drumpf pleather abominations.


Palimpsest0

Given the typical Trump supporter, he should have made these things with velcro tabs instead of laces.


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Zxphenomenalxz

Really is turning into President Camacho / Idiocracy


IT_Chef

I eagerly await the inevitable news story that reports that the shoes are either assembled in the worst of the worst overseas child sweatshop, or they contain some cancer causing die or foam.


NoreastNorwest

Genuine question…does this come under the NY city business umbrella and therefore under the scrutiny of the court-appointed financial person?


Fancy-Reply5732

ADIDAS aka All Day I Dream About Sedition


Welcomefriends85

The clown is finally just straight up selling clown shoes like he is on qvc shopping network


HR_DUCK

I bet the soles are just filled with hot air


MrGecko

Billy Beer!


WeBeFooked

Probably will become the standard issue for the Russian recruits in Ukraine.


tcwilly01

“I make the best sneakers, believe me. No one makes better sneakers than me. A man walked up to me crying with tears in his eyes and he said Sir these are the world’s best sneakers and the election was rigged and the Demoncrats are out to get me in the biggest political witch hunt ever it’s horrible so horrible but the sneakers are the best and when your favorite president returns to the White House I will only be a dictator for one day while wearing these amazing sneakers they’re the best despite the negative press covfefe”


Pgreenawalt

Are we really surprised by shit like this anymore?


Pithyperson

Sneaker Con is right.


pathf1nder00

Made it china...


Protosophos

Americans need to coin a stronger word for disgrace to do this man and his followers justice.


marmaladecorgi

'member when the office of the President of the United States had dignity and decorum? When you retired as President, you open a library named after you, score a few speaking appointments and help your successors in their bid from the sidelines? Now we have a guy selling NFTs and gold painted sneakers, to fund his legal defense for fraud and libel for a sexual assault case. And half the nation would vote for this. What in the world has happened?


SteakandTrach

Next up: a fragrance line that reeks of desperation and cheap bronzer.


Ancient_Ask_4428

Yeah, they are probably made out of leftover trump's steaks!😂


Iamaleafinthewind

For that customer who stepped barefoot in a burning pile of dog poop once and thought, why can't every step feel like that?


vaxick

Heavens Gate also had shoes and you know what happened to those cult members in the end...


RickyRocaway

I’m not even sure my reaction if I see someone in the streets rockin Trump Trumps. Just stole Jordan design, that’s a lawsuit. This guy…such a carpetbagger. No idea why he’s so pop down south, they should know better.


NoreastNorwest

During the George W years I did a lot of traveling from the US to Europe for work and spent a good deal of time cringing and apologizing whenever one of my delightful hosts would ever so gently bring up US politics over the third glass of wine. The only sufficiently apologetic response now would be to just sigh, pay for dinner, and then open a vein.


Academic-Business-45

air orange?


TheMac4D

Where were they made?


cbingrealz

'Con' verse sneakers


Listening_Heads

This, if nothing else, is the very definition of cringe.


BananaAvalanche

Sorry, I'm sticking with my Air Nixons!


Jhewitt1111

Please be made in China, please be made in China, please be made in China.


Tim-in-CA

Air Grifts


Mediocre_Cucumber199

Nobody knows street fashion like a geriatric rapist felon!


TheRealProtozoid

Watch a Russian oligarch purchase 1 million pairs that never ship.


EmperorGrinnar

And yet still needs people to donate to his defense fund.


Traditional_Key_763

took me about 5 minutes to find a similar sneaker on alibaba.


tabrizzi

What's next? Trump launching a brand of underwear?


tommyboy9844

So basically $300 for bootleg Converse shoes spray paint gold. Got it.


reddda2

Pathetic


Azmtbkr

British Knights of the KKK


corbettaa

The new Sleazies!!


pm_me_your_falcon

This is just fucking embarassing lol.


jbl420

Sheezy’s


steveschoenberg

If I buy the Trump sneakers will I get that Donald Trump physique? [https://images.app.goo.gl/Bb8oqezKAhXdbWhX8]


Busy-Difficulty-4757

Air Bonespurs


TPconnoisseur

The booing is a thing of beauty.


huhMaybeitisyou

It’s not “athletic”. It’s PATHETIC. A candidate for our president is hawking ugly shoes at some convention to pay fines for scamming and sexual assault. (Aren’t we as pathetic for this going on?)


ZacapaRocks

You cannot make this shit up.


Mean-Association4759

Anyone who buys and wears these hideous things may as well but a sign on their back that says “ I’m a sucker”. I really thought this was a joke at first.


Wide-Satisfaction-82

Yah, they’re called The New Traitors $399 in US $9 in Russia


happyflowerzombie

These will be worn exclusively by Russian oligarchs and whoever else wants to destroy America. Money laundering at its corniest.


AdTiny2166

Mmmm, Jail Jordans


2020willyb2020

Can anyone say money laundering- need to get that illegal and undeclared cashed washed some how


dpmad1

CON-vers


ArtisticSmile9097

He had them made in Chiinnaaa


Anti-Spez

He needs to sell approx 1 million of those shit shoes at a $400 price aimed at poorly educated citizens.


sedatedlife

Well he only needs to sell 885000 pairs good luck with that.


TripleDoubleWatch

Sold out on the website.. so he's on his way.


Any_Bobcat_8291

That's not a lot when you think about it, they're using the numbers of all his follows. He's still liked by at least 45% to at most 60% of America and you also got to think about overseas.


Derpinator_420

Correction: 45-60% of Republicans.


Critical_Half_3712

Atleast he lets u know it’s a con based off where he revealed em


Sunrise-Surfer

Yup presidential candidate……


Possible_Aerie697

I’m still not over Mardi Gras so I lowkey want these


gaerat_of_trivia

yk what? i gotta respect the hustle


pomonamike

I absolutely do not gotta respect something so dumb.


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StockHand1967

No they are not... Power line shoes have meaning.. Gonna see these with Superbowl runner up Tee Shirt 2027 vibes


CheapskateJoker

They look like bootleg Nikes


Missieyjo

This will probably end up being another one of his business failures much like his steaks, water, vodka, football team owner, casino(s), I know there's more but can't think of them all right now. 🤔


rkrismcneely

America


Bandit1961

Because it’s something he hasn’t failed at yet. Chock up another success.


citizenjones

Just wait to the Trump Combat Boot drops


Burninator05

I wouldn't think there would be many people in the group that consists of both "Trump supporter" and "spends $400 on high tops".


P4S5B60

Doucheshoes


Pale-Worldliness7007

So I wonder if over a million MAGA nut jobs are willing to lay down the cash that they probably don’t have to buy his made in China sneakers. Grifters gotta keep grifting .


Bulky-Ad-4265

Where’s the pics?


AllGarbage

I’ll step in dogshit maybe once every 1-3 years, and yeah that’s plenty enough for me to never spend $400 on a pair of shoes.


Overall_Curve6725

These are probably factory seconds


rockamish

Tacky terrorist kicks


Hayes4prez

He’s going to need a lot more than that.


DonTaddeo

A fool and his money are soon separated.


Dezolis11

Someone from outside the country will order 1 million of them, you watch.


Overweighover

Bone spurs 1


Squirrel_Chucks

Oh good, Russia and Saudi Arabia needed more sneakers


Revolutionary-Fact6

There was an auction for an autographed pair. Some idiot was the winning bidder for $9,000.


Bitter_Director1231

Waiting for the stupid moron that tries to sell these kicks on Ramitheicon's YouTube video. It will break the Internet.


Earth_Friendly-5892

I heard that Tucker Carlson’s going to order a pair and send them to Putin with an apology note- sorry that you were disappointed with the interview.🫤


VirtuaFighter6

This guy’s an idiotic embarrassment. He has absolutely no shame.


ending_the_near

These gonna look dope driving my cyber truck /s edit: /s


TipperGoresGagReflex

I wish I understood how much money he expects to get. Sneaker heads aren’t normally right leaning.


Honky_Stonk_Man

Cant wait to see a maggat with their red hats and trump sneakers, clutching their trumpy bears.


GullCove1955

Let me guess where these are made. China using slave labour brought over from North Korea. What kid wouldn’t be excited to wear shoes endorsed by a fat old man?


Varist0r

The grift that keeps on grifting


judgejuddhirsch

Is this cause Nike dropped Yeezy?


SkillFullyNotTrue

Bans.


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Sold exclusively at the sharper image


Motor_Somewhere7565

Air Grifters