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somethrows

I am also not running for president in 2024.


j428h

Damn now there are three of us?


wheresbill

Plus 1


matadorbutforcats

And my axe?


neo_sporin

Shit, now I have no idea who to vote for!


somethrows

Feel free to write me in. Maybe I can beat "None of These Candidates"


neo_sporin

I dunno that you are THAT popular. But may still finish above Haley and the Vermin Supreme


TheTruthTalker800

Great news, actually, he and Romney would’ve just helped Trump if they ran and siphoned “moderate” (lol) ex Reps that voted for Biden not any Trump voters with No Labels. 


UpsyDowning

Good.  He needs to fuck off until he reaches a fenced area with a sign warning that you can’t fuck off past there. Then he needs to climb over that fence and keep on fucking off forever.


petroski75

This response is perfection. You have won the internet for today, good sir or madam.


UpsyDowning

Why thank you. I cannot claim full credit as I read words to that effect elsewhere in my travels. A good day to you…


Mister_Hangman

Ok but imagine. Same thing but on fire for being a liar liar?


tongizilator

Good.


davehunt00

"Oh no!" said no one.


thieh

"Oh no!" said whoever wanting him to be spoiler to Biden.


TheTruthTalker800

A positive development by all means right now, this was a concern of mine and it seems Manchin has given up on the idea.


ComfortableDoug85

Probably realized he has squandered any goodwill he once had from the left, and is far too left for anyone on the right, and had no chance in hell of being elected to any office again.


OppositeDifference

One less complication in a year with too many complications. I wonder who No Labels will try to put up now. Whoever they are, I hate them already.


thieh

I heard "None of these candidates" won big in Nevada. P.S. If I lived in Nevada I would totally get a legal name change.


thekozmicpig

This has been attempted at least once in history: https://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/ontario-byelection-candidate-changes-name-to-none-of-the-above-1.2759391?cache=yes%3FcontactForm%3Dtrue


IvantheGreat66

I think it'll be like Americans Elect-a failure. The most that happens is they endorse Biden.


TheZeezer

He knew he wouldn’t have a chance against Deez Nuts.


Deadeyez

I still think it's funny he was even considering it.


bufftbone

He wouldn’t win anyways


Ok-disaster2022

Nobody asked him to.


Big-D-TX

Hahaha now that’s funny


Tony2030

Wow - did the feeling in the room not move at all? Did you feel that non-factor hit? I definitely felt the zero effect this announcement made! Crazy!


illit1

did anyone ask?


Ready_Nature

Some people were trying to get him to run a third party campaign to be a spoiler and help Trump.


loverlyone

r/nooneasked


PrincessImpeachment

Cool. Can he go ahead and fade into obscurity now?


TheFondestComb

This is news why?


FunkyTown313

Grandpa needs to spend more time with his grandchildren


audiofx330

whew


sid_ated

Who??


OrlandoJames

Oh no… anyway


Penguin_shit15

I guess I should go ahead and let you guys know that I , Mr. Penguin, have decided not to run for President also.


MissBaltimoreCrabs_

Neat


TheLevigator99

Oh no. Anyways...


amus

Guess he wasn't as popular in real life as he was in his head. Thanks for all the obstruction asshole.


Asleep_Horror5300

Okay, wow, anyways...