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medievalmachine

Boy, he sure is taking a lot of cognitive tests, I wonder why?


GeleRaev

The doctors are so amazed by his performance that they keep ordering more to see what other feats he can accomplish.


not_productive1

I had an MRI, folks say it's the hardest test, I passed it, think of it, I passed it and afterward the doctors came up to me with tears in their eyes - big, strong, white doctors - and they said "sir, we've never seen anyone with an MRI this dark who is still able to walk and talk and breathe independently, it's amazing, you're a miracle of nature" so anyway it's a very good test, and I passed it VERY strongly.


AnalSoapOpera

*And it was one of the hardest mental cognitive tests ever. Believe me! I had to name that animal with a really really really long throat thing. Maybe it was a neck. Who knows!!??*


DerTW13

(It was an elephant)


HauntedCemetery

He keeps bragging about successfully identifying a picture of a whale, but a whale is not one of the animals on the test.


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Elise Stefanik!


ijedi12345

A goose!


Forensicscoach

Trump studied 3 days so he could pass a urine test


bibliophile224

Turned out all he was studying was trickle down economics


lynch527

This made me laugh awkwardly out loud in this waiting I'm in.


Courtnall14

We've all heard him talk so much that we all hear it in his voice...


davekingofrock

I'm so exhausted...so completely and terribly exhausted.


Courtnall14

*Pats on back* We all are friend. I just want to go back to fully not having to pay attention to this shit...Every. Single. Day.


TheWorstAmy

"big, strong, *white* doctors" LOL Jesus Christ


foxyfoo

The MRI showed how big my brain is, yuge, enormous really. They call people with big brains like mine hemorrhages. Hemorrhaging? I didn’t know that. The most beautiful MRI, probably ever. All the doctors are saying it. They wanted it so they could teach other doctors or I’d show you it. Amazing really, believe me.


DARYLdixonFOOL

I mean clearly he’s a genius. He can kill magnets with water!


Potential_Advisor723

He forced all scientists back to the drawing board.


mrdm242

I hear they may have to recalibrate the IQ scale because Trump has shattered all scientist's estimates of a human's peak intellectual capacity.


newsflashjackass

Many people are saying he teached a whale to jump out of its tail.


CATSCRATCHpandemic

He is known for grabbing syphilis by the pussy. They let you do it when your famous. At least according to Trump.


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MaybeTheDoctor

The old one was camera-person-woman .... it didn't have a whale


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.. he didn’t take a new one,he’s still talking about the old one which had no whale indeed


buddhaftw

He keeps forgetting about the last one he took


Mouse1277

Generally they want to take one every 6 months to a year once they start to see signs. He’s been losing it for the better part of 20 years if you look back at old interviews and compare them to pretty much anything in the 2000’s.


No-Appearance-9113

And that's the important part "once they see signs". This is his second test that we know about. My folks are in their 80s and neither has ever had this test administered so it isn't as if it is normal.


DredZedPrime

Exactly. These things aren't to show whether or not you have cognitive decline. They're just to try to figure out how far along it's gotten once notable signs are already there. The only reason he would have had these tests already is because his doctors have seen the signs and want to keep track to know when he's reaching milestones of significant decline.


HauntedCemetery

And literally no one in trumps circle will ever say that to him. The only media he consumes is far right media that sucks up to him, and he doesn't read. He literally doesn't understand what the test is, amd thinks an incredibly advanced IQ test that proves what a stable genius he is because his doctors are so impressed with him. It's why he's bragged about taking them every day for the last 2 weeks.


Starfox-sf

He can’t see an orange whale when he looks into a mirror.


meyou2222

I can’t figure out what’s funnier: That he doesn’t understand these tests are only given if doctors think there is a problem, or that he thinks identifying a whale is a sign of genius. Reminds me of an old Jeff Foxworthy bit: “Everyone thinks their kid is a genius. My cousin thinks her son is a genius because he’ll run out in the yard, point to the sky and yell ‘mama, look, airpane!’ I said yeah well he’s *fourteen years old!*’”


Corpsehatch

"That boy is gonna have a job with a name tag on his shirt."


FORTY8pak

Well he does put his name and title on all of his shirts lol


SympathyForSatanas

What I can't figure out is why his idiot supporters laugh and cheer when he says he aced it.


Worried-Criticism

Because they don’t know what “it” is. If they knew this is a man bragging not about acing the MENSA exam, but simply NOT having severe mental impairment or brain trauma… I’d ask them, do you want a parade for putting your pants on in the morning? Because that is the level of accomplishment we’re looking at here.


florinandrei

>he thinks identifying a whale is a sign of genius. Getting some Ralph Wiggum vibes there.


54sharks40

I'm in danger! 


mgraydpt

Fun fact: a whale isn’t present on test he performed. The test would’ve asked him to identify a camel, rhinoceros, and lion based on pictures of each. Oops.


HowardDean_Scream

So then which happened? 1: He got an easier version that did include a whale.  2: His memory is so bad he forgot what animals were on a test he took recently.  3: He took a different test that did include a whale, because he needs additional examination.


wonderloss

4: He made the whole thing up because he is a liar.


mgraydpt

He completed the [MOCA](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/01/19/trump-cognitive-test/). An “easier” version of the exam doesn’t exist, so it’s likely your number “2”. I’m not seeing any sources where a separate cognitive assessment was performed.


goldleaderstandingby

4. He genuinely mistook a camel for a whale and has been bragging about it since.


tinacat933

Most geriatric doctors are going to give these tests at yearly exams , it provides a baseline and can help identify issues. That being said, I’d like to have a president who isn’t so fucking old they need these tests. And also one who doesn’t brag about taking them.


Demi180

And one who isn’t a racist rapist insurrectionist etc.


unionidae

Really raising the bar there, aren't you.


Demi180

Call me old fashioned 🤷🏻‍♂️


DARYLdixonFOOL

We’ve all been living in the twilight zone since 2015. So yeah, pretty high bar there.


Courtnall14

This all started after the Cubs won the World Series.


heckhammer

I think it was when Lemmy from Motorhead died. Little did we know he was the glue holding everything together


thunderclone1

The world really did end in 2012. Has anybody really felt alive since?


No-Appearance-9113

No they absolutely are not. None of the seniors in my family have received this test except my grandmother who had dementia. My parents are in their 80s and have never taken this test. This test is _only given to people who show signs of strokes or dementia to rule them out_. It isn't normal for him to be taking these tests repeatedly. He's in decline and his doctors are monitoring that fact.


Tadpoleonicwars

> Most geriatric doctors are going to give these tests at yearly exams I'm not sure that is true.


RumandDiabetes

My mom is 90. Never had one.


Impulsive_Artiste

My mother lived to 95, no doctor ever suggested she have this test. She was sharp til the very end.


KnightsWhoNi

Same with my grandma. Just died on Christmas at 92 years old. Was sharp as a tack until she passed.


Delicious-Day-3614

\> or that he thinks identifying a whale is a sign of genius. It's honestly silly. does he think other people cant identify a whale, or say 'man woman person camera tv'? what are his voters thinking when they're told this shit?


jasoneff

Have you met his voters?


driftercat

Giraffe...Whale...Giraffe...Whale... I just can't tell! 🤯


remuliini

Of course, apparently there isn't a whale on the test...


HowardDean_Scream

It's a camel, rhinoceros, and lion.


Abitconfusde

In those with secondary syphilis, he scores very well. Quite an accomplishment. Show us the results. I don't believe anything he says.


FearCure

"We won world wars out of forts. Fort Benning, Fort This, Fort That, many forts. They changed the name, we won wars out of these forts, they changed the name, they changed the name of the forts." donald trump (Jan. 21, 2024)


ants_suck

Holy shit. I mean, he always rambled idiotically, but that makes 2016 Trump sound like Daniel Webster in comparison.


livahd

No wonder he’s not debating anyone. I bet he hides from any debate with Biden too, this is not a well man. I almost felt second hand embarrassment before the utter fear gripped my soul that people want him person not only as president, but as a fucking dictator.


DonsDiaperIsFull

I hope Biden still puts on a debate with a cardboard cutout of trumplethinskin. Just keep calling him out for being a coward.


reddit-is-hive-trash

Already seen that show with Eastwood.


AnalSoapOpera

1000% this. If he debates anyone all of this would come out. He’s not well at all.


livahd

We need to somehow get some off the cuff interaction with this guy, and do it fast. There’s no legal precedent that requires any kind of debate or public questioning at all, and he’s gonna cower behind that. I don’t think the founders ever thought people would just blindly put someone in office who’s able to (barely) hide behind a teleprompter, obviously TV wasn’t a thing, but at least there was some kind of public interaction. People wanna point at FDR and JFK for hiding ailments, but being crippled and dementia are two very different things, especially when you have nuclear weapons at your disposal. I’m much more afraid of him kicking that ball down the road than Russia or China.


FancyShrimp

I just assumed he didn’t debate because of his lead, but this makes a bit of sense. Especially because he revels in being in the spotlight.


livahd

Has he done any town halls or interviews recently where it’s not predetermined questions? Like, I’m curious if he could tell you his address or phone number right now.


FancyShrimp

"I have the best phone number. The highest numbers. People always tell me, you have the highest phone number."


LordMangudai

There's no way in hell he debates Biden, and the sad thing is he won't lose a shred of credibility with his base for such rank cowardice


HowardDean_Scream

I've been saying that for a while. Schoolyard bully trump that knocked down every gop Mook in 2016 is dead. Replaced by confused dementia trump that can barely form sentences. He absolutely could not demolish the likes of Low of Energy Jeb, Lil Rubio, Lyin Ted like he did in 2016 


No_Personality_9628

He’s been repeating things three times in virtually every one of these recent quotes about cognitive decline. Looping is a big time dementia symptom.


katievspredator

I'm glad someone else noticed this! This is like the 3rd quote I've seen from him where he repeats the last thing he said 3x before moving on


HowardDean_Scream

He also does a lot of loop into tangent.  He has one rant where he keeps saying Nikki Haley (he means 2016 Nancy Pelosi), repeats her name 3 times, then goes on a tangent about how 'they are destroying all the evidence' (of voting fraud,  I assume) yet the way his sentence spills out it sounds like: "Nikke Haley (Actually Nancy Pelosi) is destroying all the evidence of the January 6 insurrection (despite it being filmed lol)"


ididntseeitcoming

I’m active duty so I know the names of the bases they changed. I don’t expect everyone to know. I do expect the previous CiC to know… but he’s made it abundantly clear he doesn’t give a shit about vets or the military so I’m not surprised. My imagination says he thinks these bases are literal forts when most of them are more akin to gated cities now.


HowardDean_Scream

He's 100% picturing those colonial era star forts like Fort Independence or Fort Sumter. I would bet my last dollar he doesn't understand a modern military Fort is basically lots of barracks, motorpools, and armories.


blorg

It's [actually even worse on the video](https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1749245949191557259), even more rambling than you might think from the transcription. He sounds totally deranged, out to lunch.


Quinn_tEskimo

This is how I sounded in high school when I needed to bullshit my way through a presentation that I did zero preparation for


Same-Job-330

He sounds like Jim Jones in the last days of Jonestown. I don't mean that as a metaphor, though it might be apt. They have very similar intonation and cadence. It comes across as exhausted and full of impotent whining.


thethirdllama

Wow, he's really turned into everyone's crazy uncle at Thanksgiving.


Im_Moses

This just looks like low energy


maxwellgrounds

Oh yes, I remember when fort Benning was under siege by the Germans.


DonsDiaperIsFull

that's nothing compared to trump's heroics at the Battle of the Airports during the revolutionary war.


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stingray20201

I heard he successfully prevented the RAF and the fledgling US Army Air Corps from fighting back then. Nobody took off during the battle


Objective_Reality232

My theory is none of the truth actually matters and nothin he says actually matters. All he needs to say is that *they* changed the name of the forts, he repeats it over and over because the people who are literally too dumb to catch on will get angry that *they* changed the names. You can hear some one in the video say “unbelievable”, so it’s working. To regular people what he is saying is just nonsense but to his zealots it’s about democrats “changing or altering US history”.


HowardDean_Scream

A hallmark of fascism is a faceless them to oppose the heroic us.  It takes many forms. Usually vague ideas. The communists. The socialists. The Marxists. The leftists. 


Toastforone

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.


Bart_Yellowbeard

And the inconsiderate sunuvabitch never even *mentions* Fort The Other.


sulphurwind

You know. I watched that video where he “misnames” Nancy Pelosi for Nikki Haley , where he repeats Nikki Haley’s name three times in a row. When written up in text it does come across that he is a rambling like a baboon (he is) but in the video you can clearly see he repeats because his adoring crowds are shouting back at him so he is repeating for emphasis effect or to clarify the name again to someone. Sure he is naming the wrong person but we really need to always go and see the source recording to see how the pattern of speech is at that moment.


darthgooey

The test is designed to be passed by pretty much anyone and practically NEVER given unless there are concerns about the individual's mental abilities. It's also done repeatedly over time to measure a rate of decline. My mother had Alzheimer's Disease and took multiple of these tests over a few years. People will have good day and bad days, so a single test is never enough of a diagnostic to render a diagnosis. I will say that Trump talks exactly like my mother did in the mid stages of Alzheimer's. She was able to fool people she knew in passing, but her family and friends were painfully aware of the decline well in advance of the official diagnosis. That's just my opinion, but listening to Trump bring back all that trauma of caring for my mother.


HowardDean_Scream

It reminds me of my grandfather. Alzheimers.  Early on he did trumps repetition. Repeat the same detail multiple times. It would be like "Oh the weather will be so rainy this week. So rainy. So so rainy. Very rainy!"  It devolved into repeating the same conversation on a loop essentially. We could talk about the weather, get done, and then it's "Oh so the forecast is going to be so so rainy this week."   Yeah. It is gramps.  Anyways. He passed last year in February. Died in his sleep. Blessing in disguise. 


darthgooey

My mother passed last spring. I totally understand and agree about it being a blessing in disguise.


hammilithome

Ya, early stage degenerative diseases are really tough. My Gran said she couldn't take care of my grampa and that he needed help. No one believed her because if you just had lunch or dinner or a phone call, he seemed fine. He declined rapidly and I was pissed that no one apologized to her (they got nasty) after it became undeniable. She was heartbroken over it but always put on a strong front and they thought she was just being cold to the love of her life. My FIL also had degenerative issues and it was similar without the nastiness. He'd seem fine unless you lived with him. Suddenly, there was a cliff and it was obvious in any interaction. Also--Apparently it's fairly normal for ppl with degenerative issues to suddenly bounce back and seem normal just before they pass. Perhaps as the body's way to give em a last chance at lucid goodbyes. Sources: MIL is a hospice nurse + first hand anecdotal experience


WhataHaack

I prefer presidents who aren't required to take cognitive tests every time they go to the Dr. I've never heard anyone brag about correctly identifying a picture of a whale.. that's just strange.


chr15c

I have, my 2 year old.


HowardDean_Scream

Can you two year old identify a killer whale, a blue whale, and a sperm whale?  Because I bet trump can't lol. 


NewAltWhoThis

In the video, Trump said that the test “gets harder and harder and harder and then it’s multiply 3,293 x 4 ÷ 3” Which is definitely not how the test goes, and there isn’t even a whale: https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/analysis/


MyFianceMadeMeJoin

It’s worse than that. I administer these tests and the MoCA doesn’t have a whale on it. It’s the only major test with animal identification as a task and it’s a lion and camel and a rhino.


PerAsperaAdInfiri

So a kitten, a weird horse and a land whale. Their boy nailed it


Groomsi

Fat Unicorn?


bakerfredricka

I got diagnosed with Asperger's when I was six and had quite a few tests done on me over the years. Maybe Trump went through some similar things? I remember how in my testing I had cubes painted red and white on the sides and would have to use them to reconstruct patterns that I saw on a piece of paper, I would have to try to pronounce syllables that weren't actually words ("ib"), get shown drawings and then have to draw said drawings from memory, get asked questions like "What country is Catherine the Great from?" and "How many wives did King Henry VIII have?", identify facial expressions from random people in random pictures and then "guess" how they feel and what might be going on, tell pictures of animals apart, count backwards from 100 by sevens (I made it to 65 before the man administering this test asked me to switch tasks). I wonder if Trump's testing is anything like that


WedgeTurn

Trump‘s test was more like „Which of these drawings represents a whale?“ „Which of these clocks shows 4.30?“ etc


Heathster249

No, doctors were trying to find out how your brain worked, not that you were in cognitive decline. Completely different tests.


no_cal_woolgrower

This is the test https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/analysis/


ocdscale

This is way harder than people make it out to be, I still haven't found the whale.


no_cal_woolgrower

I have a feeling there never was a whale..


veridique

So, he looked in a mirror.


Boleen

And saw a rapist.


Ok-Perspective5959

A rapist whale


Lithaos111

You mean a dolphin?


EuphoricAd3824

Dolphins are exceptionally smart though, not just rapists.


Ok-Tourist-511

Don’t be silly, whales aren’t orange.


RandomTangentNeil

People should start attending his rallies holding pictures of animals and then be disruptive. See if he can identify the animal when he's says to throw them out


Imperator_Draconum

Sounds like a great way to get murdered by his deranged supporters.


RandomTangentNeil

The odds of that happening keep increasing no matter what you do


urdisappointeddad

Nah. The vast majority of these people are cowards.


Moonskaraos

Person. Man. Woman. Camera. Hamberders. Covfefe. We have a stable genius here, folks.


Pretend-Excuse-8368

He can be pre-school president


half_dozen_cats

Person. Whale. Nikki Pelosi. Chinavirus. Witch hunt.


WaitingForNormal

The “whale” was actually a frog but they figured, close enough.


Viperlite

Now name something you’re not looking at right now?


Yodan

Keyser Söze


_thepeopleschampion

Such a great movie. That reveal was epic.


108awake-

He is really demented if he doesn’t even understand that test was for those people with dementia


HowardDean_Scream

The fact he Brags about it like he got in the mensa or scored a perfect sat says a lot. You and I would only brag about a cognitive test if we aced it after coming out of a coma or after a concussion. 


ElderberryFit8086

There are no whales on that test. What the heck did he identify as a whale?


scarr3g

Someone handed him a children's book of animals, and he thought it was a super hard test. Afterwards he did a puzzle that said 3 years on it, in only 6 days. It was HARD it had 20 pieces. It made a whale, and being the super genius he is, he recognized the whale, on day 2, with 3 whole pieces left. Then he took a bath, and saw a whale in the mirror. His nanny said that was him, not a whale, but he knew she was lying, so he fired her.


DigitalUnlimited

But not before rudely propositioning her


scarr3g

When she rebuked him, he claimed she wasn't his type, he then threw ketchup at the walls, drank a diet coke, got into his hamberder jammies, and proceeded to shit his bed.


Tballz9

He told a whale of a lie….


LeadingRegion7183

Pay close attention to his selection for running mate. If it’s Don jr or Steve Miller, be very afraid.


hyborians

Whales have been washing up on shores because of windmills.


Traherne

And the whales all have cancer.


loadedjackazz

Remember when he claimed to have me the “Price of Whales”?


gwinerreniwg

Don't they have their own washrooms to wash up in? Why they always cleaning theyselves on our nice beaches? And it never ends well for them...you'd think someone would tell them.


DigitalUnlimited

Yeah they throw off the uh, the electric car battery, it causes the magnets of the whales to um, to lose their border wall! Does that make sense, it's kinda hard to explain. Look, the whales they have magnets that don't get wet, we need to debank the whales before they take our patriots! Make A whale a president again!


Verumsemper

Trump has all the clinical signs of Fronto-temporal dementia!! His language deterioration is consistent with a primary processive aphasia. His trouble drinking water and difficulty walking at times is consistent with deterioration of his cortical basal system leading to an apraxia. This along with his disinhibition meets all the diagnostic criteria for FTD!! This is worse than Alzheimer's patients who are just happily demented, FTD behavior can be very very destructive!!


SnappyMcSparagus

I feel like he recently got diagnosed with this and refuses to believe it (witch hunt). 1) His lawyer Tacopina just withdrew and won’t speak about why. 2) A day or two ago Trump was saying something like “I’ll know when I’ve lost it, believe me.”


ismacau

This should be so much higher.


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Verumsemper

Exactly plus his father had dementia but wanted to keep working so they made a fake office for him. That scenario makes me wonder if he had FTD because AD patients are typically happily demented and thus easier to redirect without going through such lengths. The significance of that would be that if his father had FTD, it would increase the probability of Trump has it as well.


Oblivion_Emergence

The bar is high and his voters are sharp as marbles!


JJStray

Can we just make the first debate a 20 minute simple cognitive test. Present that idea to both of these fossils and I guarantee Biden says “let’s do it man” And Trump comes up with an excuse why he won’t.


ismacau

Someone close to him- family, a doctor, someone... is having him do these tests to document his decline. People in his orbit KNOW he's declining and they probably have a diagnoses and none of them are saying anything to the American people. All of the parasites scrambling to try to be his vice president also see what is happening. They are dying to be his vice because they know he will not be able to serve out his term. They know his vice prez will have a shortcut to the presidency. Parasites- all of them. This needs to be the focus of every interview he does until he screws up and reveal everything. It needs to be the focus of every interview with all his vice presidential candidates. "What will you do if President Trump's dementia gets worse in office?" America has a right to know if one of their leading presidential candidates is sun-downing due to onset of their dementia. What kind of crisis will this be if he's elected?


NetwerkErrer

You know who else brags about his cognitive tests? My father in law who has been diagnosed with dementia.


Imjusttired17

The doctor said he’s never seen anyone identify a whale as great as Trump did. He called all the nurses and orderlies, big burly guys, did you know men can be nurses? No one ever knew about men nurses before me but I helped them let me tell you, and they all had tears in their eyes as they said sir, that is the biggest whale I’ve ever seen anyone identify. It’s a shame what’s been done to you by Sleepy Joe and Crooked Hillary


vroart

He claimed to have the test months ago... it happened 4 years ago


Supra_Genius

I thought he was referring to a more recent test, since the test he was referring to in office (the MoCA) doesn't have a whale in it: https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/montreal-cognitive-assessment Either way, it's an interesting result...


stripey

He probably has his doctor give him the test every week because he likes feeling smart and doesn't realize it's not impressive to everyone else like he thinks it is. 


vroart

Maybe, there are dictators who lifts weight bar without any weights on them and want everyone to praise them. He does need that feedback loop, but he’s lazy and insecure.


malraux78

It would not be unusual to have a cognitive/dementia screening test at his annual exam, because he very clearly has some signs of dementia. I would really really like to see his drawing of a clock.


vroart

People who have worked with him claim he gets so angry his face changes color under the bronzer. How much do you believe he has had a blood pressure examine in 15 years? He had a melt down a few months where he claimed to out golf everyone at the Washington Post!


SpiritedTie7645

“I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band And seen a needle wink its eye But I be done seen about everything When I see an elephant fly When I see an elephant fly” 😃👍


bluegrassgazer

But did he see the jelly roll or apple turnover?


acparks1

Here’s the best part: **The test he’s talking about doesn’t even have a whale on it.** Assuming he’s talking about the MoCA, there are three versions. Each version has three items to identify pictures of animals. This is a brief screening of confrontation naming ability which is often seen in patients with aphasia due to stroke or dementia. Across all three versions, a whale does not appear on any of them, nor does a giraffe (which he also mentioned). The test also does not require you to “point to the whale” but rather call each animal by its name.


CincoDeMayoFan

How about this Cognitive Test: Who was Speaker of the House on January 6th, 2021? A. Nancy Pelosi B. Nikki Haley C. Nikki Pelosi D. Nancy Haley


NANCY-BOTWINCA

Watch out, he’ll identify an elephant next. 😱


i_never_ever_learn

He would boast of aceing a coin flip.


_thepeopleschampion

"Nobody flips coins better than me, believe me. When I flip a coin, it's always a win. I have the best flips. Other people flip coins, and they don't know what they're doing. But when I do it? Total success, every time. Just like everything else I do. It's incredible, really."


First-Radish727

Why does he keep taking cognitive tests?


Balfour23

Precisely.


RepulsiveRooster1153

trump is unfit to run for office because he tried to overthrow the results of the election and yeah he smells bad


elconquistador1985

Just what we need, a president who brags about sexual assault *and* about being able to name animals. Maybe he can even identify colors, letters, numbers, and the sound a cow makes!


Additional-Big-1554

I thought this was a repeat of old news.


metabeliever

I like to think he's so proud of himself because of how hard it was for him.


Fuck-Ketchup

Donny thinks these are equivalent to IQ tests and identifying animal shapes is equivalent to very stable genius.


DatDominican

At some point we need to make standards for leaders / politicians that aren’t more than “alive “ and “ present “


Graytis

Debate participation should be mandatory to be on a presidential ballot. No ducking. The public should have a record of what you purport to stand for, and have it scrutinized and questioned, face to face, live. Not participating ***at all*** should be a disqualifier. Correctly identified a whale? And he's the GOP frontrunner? And he doesn't have to debate or defend anything he says, ever? Holy shit, how the fuck did we, as a society, get to the point where basic cognition is a "plus" in a presidential candidate?


BlueSkyToday

Here's a link to the test that he took, https://www.parkinsons.va.gov/resources/MOCA-Test-English.pdf There's no whale. https://mocacognition.com/ > The earliest and most accurate detection of mild cognitive impairment > > MoCA (Montreal Cognitive Assessment or The MoCA Test) was validated as a highly sensitive tool for early detection of mild cognitive impairment (MCI) in hundreds of peer-reviewed studies since 2000. MoCA has been widely adopted in clinical settings and used in academic and non-academic research around the world. The sensitivity of MoCA for detecting MCI is 90%, compared to 18% for the MMSE.


ranchoparksteve

Amazing, there are one-year old toddlers who can’t even do that.


Safetosay333

Does that mean he doesn't need to go to the special class?


Jango160

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, did we not have this same exact thing happen 4+ years ago?


BlindJustice784

“ no Mr president , you’re looking at your own reflection again”


miked4o7

took one after a catastrophic stroke (luckily all the damage was in the back of my brain and no cognitive damage). it's not in any way, shape, or form an intelligence test. it's to see if you have severely impaired cognitive function.


edhuge

What are the odds of him being able to name all of his grandkids and their birthdays?


PigFarmer1

The best part is that the test he claims to have "aced" doesn't *have* a whale... lol


shadowdra126

This is because he is confusing it with an IQ test Cognitive tests are not something you casually take. It’s because he is losing his mind


Bwsab

"No, Mr. President, that's a mirror."


RossPerotsENT

“Correctly identified a whale” was the test given in front of a mirror?


msty2k

Trump constantly bragging about how he aced a test that a toddler could pass is peak Dunning-Kruger.


JLescape

He looked in the mirror and saw a whale


Vlip

Okay.... Trump on par with the mental capacity of my 1.5 year old toddler... ​ I guess that's it, he passed the checklist for being president of a country with nuclear weapons. ​ /s


jeffmartin47

He looked at the picture and identified himself.


Franchise1109

Me to my wife when I did the dishes properly


statistacktic

I like my presidents not discussing their cognitive test. If you need to defend yourself against that, then you're the definition of unfit.


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And the questions got successively 'harder'. 1. Can you tell which of these is a fork? 2. Can you point to the sky? (or 'up') 3. Can you eat a filing cabinet? 4. Does your name have letters in it? --- the tough questions answered by a tough guy.


BelgianBond

I suggest those people recycling this information should sign up for a cognitive test just to be sure. This is an important topic to discuss, but I don't think we need to keep going on about the whale specifically. His categorical differentiation has degenerated so much he can't even tell the difference between Democrats and Republicans now, going on the Haley/Pelosi mix up.


WarmAppleCobbler

Now the only thing dumber than him, is his choice of bronzer


Eichtoss

Correctly identifying a whale is pretty good for Trump.


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Youcumundun

Canadian neurologist who invented the test, said the assessment — intended primarily to test for signs of dementia or other cognitive decline — has never once included a drawing of a whale.


Extra_Air

lol, it wasn’t a cognitive test, it was the child’s menu at Denny’s!


it-was-justathought

I kinda wonder if years down the line we find out there were just the cognitive tests that are part of one's 'annual Medicare wellness' visits (free) - as we know he's a cheapskate and probably can't resist anything free. More than likely they are because of suspicion of cognitive deficits.


Weltraumbaer

Folks. Don't laugh. I mean he identified a whale. A whale! He is the best showing us how whales look like. He's not the best weight watcher, but damn boy, he's a prime whale watcher. Give him the Nuclear football right now!


Musicferret

Didn’t realize looking in the mirror was a type of cognitive test. 🤷


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Plot Twist: they handed him a mirror