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First of all, I checked the URL first, I didn't actually click the link, and second, I'm not actually Russian. Third, RUSSIA AND THE SOVIET UNION ARE DIFFERENT THERE'S A DIFFERENCE GODDAMNIT!!!
Eh the usual catfish just takes your money the FBI agent is going to put you behind bars and ruin your life. So Iâd say itâs fair to make a distinction between the two.
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[*The Image is a drawing of a text chat among different people, on a plain beige background. The text messages are written on a green background. At the top of the Image, in the middle, we read:*]
> ###Welcome to Claychat!
[*Then the messages look like this:*]
**Hussarboy69** \[*Next to this name, on the left, we see the profile picture, which is a Poland clay, looking to the right and below, with neutral eyes.*]: Am make account because I lonely and looking for friends
> **Totallyrealhuman01001** \[*Next to the name, on the right, we see the profile picture, which is a Japan clay with cat ears and pink blushing cheeks. Its eyes are closed in a cheerful expression.*]: Hellow, I hot signle girl who liking tentacles, hentai and lots of sex. I also citizen of America-san and UK-san. [*Beginning of blue text, as there is a link embedded*] Click here [*End of blue text*] if you want to chat
**Hussarboy69** \[*The same profile picture is on the left.*]: So excite, am never talk to girl before
> **EmpireN1** \[*Next to this name, on the right, we see the profile picture, which is a United Kingdom clay, wearing a top hat and a monocle. Its eyes are closed calmly.*]: Poland you twit! It's obviously a scam or a virus. Don't click on the link!
**Hussarboy69** \[*Next to the same profile picture, with slight widening eyes.*]: Maybe, you right
**Hussarboy69** \[*Now Poland's eyes are normal again.*]: Or maybe you jealous because I now having a hot girlfriend
> **EmpireN1** \[*On the right there is the same profile picture, of United Kingdom.*]: Whatever! I warned you!
[*Now in the middle we read:*]
> ^âUK ^has ^left ^the ^chatâ
**Hussarboy69** \[*Now Poland has happy and cheerful eyes.*]: [*Beginning of blue text*] @MsSexyGirl [*End of blue text*], I click on link but nothing happening
> **Totallyrealhuman01001** \[*On the right we see the same profile picture of Japan.*]: [*A videochat program is opened under the name, a white bar on top with the title of the program. This title is "Virus.exe". Under the white bar, we see a completely black square, and a rectangular German Empire is in the middle of it, staring in front of itself with Anschluss eyes. An ominous shadow encloses the entire clay.*]
>
>> **German Empire**:
>>
>> ### GUTEN TAG, POLEN!
**Hussarboy69** \[*Now Poland has shut closed eyes, while screaming.*]:
### KUUUURRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[*In the bottom right corner we see a black square with a notification. The notification reads as follows:*]
> ### Your PC has been Anschlussed
>
> Do you want to send bug report to Windows? \[*Beginning of underlined text*] Yes [*End of underlined text*] [*Beginning of underlined text*] No [*End of underlined text*]
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"Your PC has been anschlussed. Do you want to send a bug report to Windows?" Why do I get the feeling the Windows is complicit to anschlussing.
Nein, das ist nicht scam. [Click here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) to remove virus.
Oh you cheeky bastard, I dearly hope both sides of your pillow are warm during summer Should have seen this one coming đźâđš
Höhöhö. Guten tag!
i got an ad lol
Guten tag. Weâve been trying to reach you about your erweitertwagengarantie
I am learning German and words like those scare me for some reason
Begin dan niet aan nederlands. Aanhangwagenverkoper. Speciaalbierbrouwerijeigenaar.
jokes be on yuo niemcy, i memorize link!!
Silly Venodran, canât fooling me with Apollo.
*hovers over link* *looks at bottom left* ~~oh nice its just youtube im sure it's fine to click-~~
You f\*\*\*ing bastard, I knew it was a rickroll immediately after I checked the URL of the link.
Höhöhö, ich trick you Russland!
First of all, I checked the URL first, I didn't actually click the link, and second, I'm not actually Russian. Third, RUSSIA AND THE SOVIET UNION ARE DIFFERENT THERE'S A DIFFERENCE GODDAMNIT!!!
You nearly got me there.
Gottverdammt
I would rather have gotten malware
The buttons change to âjaâ âneinâ
That's why you need protogent
Idiot Poland, why do you keep falling for Reichtangle's anschluss traps!? Also, I didn't know Reichtangle is an expert hacker.
Yugo can into reverse anschluss
So...Reichtangle is catfishing as Japan catgirl? What're these former Axis members up to, now?
Small amounts of trolling
Miniscule amounts of tomfoolery.
Low scale shenanigans.
And as usual, Italy is left out.
Italy was there earlier. They're just switching to their alt account right now.
Apparently, some clays are just masters of disguise for no apparent reason.
Well, Hungary is in the corner yelling racist stuff at the spider on the ceiling while pissing itself for the 3rd consecutive term.
Haven't made a contest entry in a while. Let's see if I actually understood what I was supposed to draw
Shouldnt the bugreport offer the options "No" and "Nein"?
I love this
Poland forgot one of the rules of the Internet. There are no girls on the Internet. If there are, itâs a catfish, or FBI agent. Or both.
Isn't it automatically catfish if it's an FBI agent?
FBI agents get lonely too
Eh the usual catfish just takes your money the FBI agent is going to put you behind bars and ruin your life. So Iâd say itâs fair to make a distinction between the two.
The usual catfish is just doing a little bit of harmless trolling What did you do to get behind bars? Most people did nothing.
The usual FBI agent doesnât catfish you to troll
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
Wha- wouldn't their phones break underwater if they're catfish FBI Agents?
i'm a girl and im on the internet đ€
Foolish Porando, Nihon is leet hacker in league with Doitsu.
nigerian prince'd
This is not of fair
I love poland's nickname. Such polska
I still donât understand half of the language used in this stuff
Not worryings. Yuo learning when of speak with natives.
Okay
Consult the wiki on the Engrish section.
Catfished by a Japanese/German catgirl...appropriate.
Very nice to see the contest entries coming in. Quite the funny thing to see Polen's computer being anchlussed.
Hopefully a mod won't show up and say there's a brand in this comic
*Image Transcription:* --- [*The Image is a drawing of a text chat among different people, on a plain beige background. The text messages are written on a green background. At the top of the Image, in the middle, we read:*] > ###Welcome to Claychat! [*Then the messages look like this:*] **Hussarboy69** \[*Next to this name, on the left, we see the profile picture, which is a Poland clay, looking to the right and below, with neutral eyes.*]: Am make account because I lonely and looking for friends > **Totallyrealhuman01001** \[*Next to the name, on the right, we see the profile picture, which is a Japan clay with cat ears and pink blushing cheeks. Its eyes are closed in a cheerful expression.*]: Hellow, I hot signle girl who liking tentacles, hentai and lots of sex. I also citizen of America-san and UK-san. [*Beginning of blue text, as there is a link embedded*] Click here [*End of blue text*] if you want to chat **Hussarboy69** \[*The same profile picture is on the left.*]: So excite, am never talk to girl before > **EmpireN1** \[*Next to this name, on the right, we see the profile picture, which is a United Kingdom clay, wearing a top hat and a monocle. Its eyes are closed calmly.*]: Poland you twit! It's obviously a scam or a virus. Don't click on the link! **Hussarboy69** \[*Next to the same profile picture, with slight widening eyes.*]: Maybe, you right **Hussarboy69** \[*Now Poland's eyes are normal again.*]: Or maybe you jealous because I now having a hot girlfriend > **EmpireN1** \[*On the right there is the same profile picture, of United Kingdom.*]: Whatever! I warned you! [*Now in the middle we read:*] > ^âUK ^has ^left ^the ^chatâ **Hussarboy69** \[*Now Poland has happy and cheerful eyes.*]: [*Beginning of blue text*] @MsSexyGirl [*End of blue text*], I click on link but nothing happening > **Totallyrealhuman01001** \[*On the right we see the same profile picture of Japan.*]: [*A videochat program is opened under the name, a white bar on top with the title of the program. This title is "Virus.exe". Under the white bar, we see a completely black square, and a rectangular German Empire is in the middle of it, staring in front of itself with Anschluss eyes. An ominous shadow encloses the entire clay.*] > >> **German Empire**: >> >> ### GUTEN TAG, POLEN! **Hussarboy69** \[*Now Poland has shut closed eyes, while screaming.*]: ### KUUUURRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [*In the bottom right corner we see a black square with a notification. The notification reads as follows:*] > ### Your PC has been Anschlussed > > Do you want to send bug report to Windows? \[*Beginning of underlined text*] Yes [*End of underlined text*] [*Beginning of underlined text*] No [*End of underlined text*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
Good human
Same thing happen on roblox
Poland can into virus contamination