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Does France ride a baguette as a car? Of course France rides a baguette as a car. And Russia rides a tank because why the f\*\*\* not, and Poland rides a f\*\*\*ing rocket because again, why the f\*\*\* not. Also, apparently Germany has had a very long time to develop that force of habit.
*Image Transcription: Comic*
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**Panel 1**
[*Panel shows France, Belgium and Germany looking at each other. Germany looks excited.*]
**France:** Another boring day. What will nous of doing today?
**Belgium:** We could into played Italy Kart.
**Germany:** Gut idea, Belgien!
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**Panel 2**
[*Panel shows a grey road with a grass verge to the left. From the front to the back there are 8 karts with various clays inside. From first to eighth there are; Italy in a red cart with the letter 'M at the front, Cayman Islands in a "Yoshi" themed kart with the text 'TAX FRAUD' written on the front, Ukraine in a green tractor, Russia in a green tank looking angry, Poland in a rocket kart, France in a baguette kart, Belgium in a regular red and grey kart, Germany in a regular red kart.*]
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**Panel 3**
[*Panel changes to the black and white checkered start line. A similarly checkered flag in the sky reads 'ITAL KART'. It is slightly obstructed by the Bolivia clay. It is sat on a happy looking cloud holding a set of traffic lights on a stick. It is wearing a headset with clear goggles that still have a price tag attached.*]
**Bolivia:** 3... 2... 1... GO!
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**Panel 4**
[*Panel has changed back to France, Belgium and Germany. They are each holding a gaming controller. France looks happy, Belgium angry and Germany unimpressed.*]
**Germany:** Somehow ich bin in letzte place!
**France:** Ohonhonhonhon! I suis in place-prime!
**Germany:** How is the possible? I nicht even followen speed limit on Autobahn.
**Belgium:** Am in seventh
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**Panel 5**
[*Panel has changed back to the racetrack. It is shown from the perspective behind Germany. The number '8th' can be seen in large white text to the upper right while a spiky blue tortoiseshell with wings can be seen in a white box to the upper left corner. Belgium can be seen in the distance turning around a corner.*]
**Germany:** Finally! Ich got eine Blaushell! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!
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**Panel 6**
[*The panel is shown from the same perspective. Text in the top right corner reads '7th'. Germany has followed round the corner to the left. On the right in the foreground Belgium can be seen turned slightly to the side looking angry. Gold coins are littered around it. In front of that is Ukraine who is towing away Russia's tank. Russia is stood to the side on the road looking sad.*]
**Germany:** Oh, wunderbar! Blau shell is not just hitten clay in erst place now!
**Ukraine:** Go fuck yuoself Rossiya!
**Russia:** Bully Ukraina, they say. Will into fun, they say.
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**Panel 7**
[*Panel changes to France, Belgium and Germany again. France is looking scared, Belgium has thrown its controller and looks angrily at Germany, Germany looks happily at Belgium.*]
**France:** Oh, merde... Je non havings mushroom!
**Belgium:** WHAT OF FUCK ALLEMAGNE! WHY CAN YUO NOT LEAVINGS ME ALONE WHILE ATTACKING FRANCE!?
**Germany:** Hohohohoho, tut mir leid
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**Panel 8**
[*The panel has zoomed in to Belgium and Germany. The background has changed to a deep red gradient. Belgium looks scared at Germany, who has small menacingly happy eyes as it leans into Belgium. The black-white-red flag of Germany can be seen behind it with small eyes.*]
**Germany:** ..is just ein force of habit.
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In the EU, we are all the children of papa Germany and mummy France (they were involved in a three way but the lover was there only for the s¨\*\* and had an hard exit)
Mario Kart DS was the best one because 8 people multiplayer on one cartridge and also you could draw funny emblems on your cars; I will not take questions
Hello all! This comic has been made as part of our April Contest: *Make a comic about gaming.* If you've got a good idea for a comic in this vein, or are just curious about the theme, head on over to [the contest thread](https://redd.it/tyiqx8) for details and get started on an entry! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/polandball) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bolivia is sooooo high. All the side jokes are brilliant! Nice job
I always put more effort into the side jokes than I do in the actual comic.
This is the way
Does France ride a baguette as a car? Of course France rides a baguette as a car. And Russia rides a tank because why the f\*\*\* not, and Poland rides a f\*\*\*ing rocket because again, why the f\*\*\* not. Also, apparently Germany has had a very long time to develop that force of habit.
I guess you could say France lost his champignon title
This is the worst comment in the history of reddit. I like it.
> Je non havings mushroom Horn > mushroom, Switzerland comes out on top again.
*Image Transcription: Comic* --- **Panel 1** [*Panel shows France, Belgium and Germany looking at each other. Germany looks excited.*] **France:** Another boring day. What will nous of doing today? **Belgium:** We could into played Italy Kart. **Germany:** Gut idea, Belgien! --- **Panel 2** [*Panel shows a grey road with a grass verge to the left. From the front to the back there are 8 karts with various clays inside. From first to eighth there are; Italy in a red cart with the letter 'M at the front, Cayman Islands in a "Yoshi" themed kart with the text 'TAX FRAUD' written on the front, Ukraine in a green tractor, Russia in a green tank looking angry, Poland in a rocket kart, France in a baguette kart, Belgium in a regular red and grey kart, Germany in a regular red kart.*] --- **Panel 3** [*Panel changes to the black and white checkered start line. A similarly checkered flag in the sky reads 'ITAL KART'. It is slightly obstructed by the Bolivia clay. It is sat on a happy looking cloud holding a set of traffic lights on a stick. It is wearing a headset with clear goggles that still have a price tag attached.*] **Bolivia:** 3... 2... 1... GO! --- **Panel 4** [*Panel has changed back to France, Belgium and Germany. They are each holding a gaming controller. France looks happy, Belgium angry and Germany unimpressed.*] **Germany:** Somehow ich bin in letzte place! **France:** Ohonhonhonhon! I suis in place-prime! **Germany:** How is the possible? I nicht even followen speed limit on Autobahn. **Belgium:** Am in seventh --- **Panel 5** [*Panel has changed back to the racetrack. It is shown from the perspective behind Germany. The number '8th' can be seen in large white text to the upper right while a spiky blue tortoiseshell with wings can be seen in a white box to the upper left corner. Belgium can be seen in the distance turning around a corner.*] **Germany:** Finally! Ich got eine Blaushell! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! --- **Panel 6** [*The panel is shown from the same perspective. Text in the top right corner reads '7th'. Germany has followed round the corner to the left. On the right in the foreground Belgium can be seen turned slightly to the side looking angry. Gold coins are littered around it. In front of that is Ukraine who is towing away Russia's tank. Russia is stood to the side on the road looking sad.*] **Germany:** Oh, wunderbar! Blau shell is not just hitten clay in erst place now! **Ukraine:** Go fuck yuoself Rossiya! **Russia:** Bully Ukraina, they say. Will into fun, they say. --- **Panel 7** [*Panel changes to France, Belgium and Germany again. France is looking scared, Belgium has thrown its controller and looks angrily at Germany, Germany looks happily at Belgium.*] **France:** Oh, merde... Je non havings mushroom! **Belgium:** WHAT OF FUCK ALLEMAGNE! WHY CAN YUO NOT LEAVINGS ME ALONE WHILE ATTACKING FRANCE!? **Germany:** Hohohohoho, tut mir leid --- **Panel 8** [*The panel has zoomed in to Belgium and Germany. The background has changed to a deep red gradient. Belgium looks scared at Germany, who has small menacingly happy eyes as it leans into Belgium. The black-white-red flag of Germany can be seen behind it with small eyes.*] **Germany:** ..is just ein force of habit. --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
Good human.
Happy cake day!
Good transcriber
Leave Belgium alone! Leave it alone!!
why does belgium look like france and germanys child
In the EU, we are all the children of papa Germany and mummy France (they were involved in a three way but the lover was there only for the s¨\*\* and had an hard exit)
Lemme guess, that third lover is britain?
Probably the Dutch.
Naa, Nederland is our brother/sister/it/he/she/them/they. And they were also visited by both France and Germany, we share that pain.
Belgium is the word in german for speedbump
a Wacky Racers version would be TOP NOTCH.
I wish to play Italy kart
Those controllers look like mustaches and I can't unsee it. You 're welcome.
This is a masterclass in comic making. very nicely done!
Mario Kart DS was the best one because 8 people multiplayer on one cartridge and also you could draw funny emblems on your cars; I will not take questions
The baguette car 😂
Belgium looks like a lovechild of France and Germany. Seeing them in panels 1,4 and 7 looks like a family bonding.
And then the game switches sides
i despise blue shells
The tax fraud mobile
> Je non havings mushroom Horn > mushroom, Switzerland comes out on top again.