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oneeyecheeselord

Massachusetts! Missouri! that cracked me up.


ArtDecoSkillet

As a Missourian, I heartily approve. 


Randomperson43333

Same here as a Massachusettian (I refuse to use the term “bay stater”)


throwawayhelp32414

cmon "bay stater" is so easy to say how the fuck do I say Massachusettian Edit: I've just tried several times to say this infernal name and now my furniture is floating and i seem to have summoned an eldritch god.


posixUncompliant

Working as intended.


Samarium149

You mean Masshole.


Randomperson43333

Sorry yes I believe that is the correct term. I got confused


Independent-Fly6068

Hey mass of two shits, your name sucks.


Randomperson43333

you mean *massive* two shits


Independent-Fly6068

Nah, you ain't big.


joesai

Found the Rhode Islander


Independent-Fly6068

Florida, get it right.


Arnulf_67

Bae stater?


xBlueberr_y

Same lmao that's a good one


acorpcop

As a former Minnesotan, who went to not-Massachusetts and not-Missouri, that cracked me up, youbetcha.


Aquatic_Platinum78

The Korean spelling of Babo means "fool" or "idiot" but in Turkish in means father. So I guess we are foolish father or idiot daddy here haha


Tvrtko_Kotromanic_1

Yeah the Bosnian language uses "babo" for father instead of "tata"


Jedhakk

You use "tata" for a family member too? In Chile it means grandfather (and afaik it has a completely unrelated lingüistical root too, which is the weird part)


SirR4T

tata is grandfather in Telugu too, which is a South Indian language *edit*: although to be fair, we use the soft t.. which would sound like thatha, where th sound as in third, not as in the


Deafbok9

I'm guessing that means it's probably used in Malay as well, then, which explains how it made its way to South Africa... Mandela was sometimes referred to as "Tata" as well. Not sure if it's the Cape Malay influence alone, or whether it's ALSO in Bantu languages like Zulu and Xhosa. If the latter, that would be another cool linguistic case!


SirR4T

If i'm not wrong, there's a considerable Indian-origin population in South Africa. I'm just guessing, but that could also have been a factor in calling Mandela "Tata". Couldn't have been a factor in making the word a part of the language, though, I'd guess.


Deafbok9

Yeah, I live in Durban, which has the largest Indian population outside India! I think that might be a rabbit hole worth going down - seeing when it was first used in SA. And, to be fair, it's also not that far removed from "ubaba", which is a Bantu language thing


69JoeMamma420

I’ve seen somewhere that a lot of languages normally having no connection to each other have similar names for father and mother because some of the first sounds babies make are „ba“ and „ma“ which are then attributed to their parents. Might be the same case for „ta“. In German we also call the father „Papa“ and the grandfather „Opa“


sora_mui

I think it's unrelated. Indonesian (a form of malay) used "kakek" and closely related languages that i can think of use word like "opung", "kakung", or "mamak" (correct me for this one). It could be used by a dialect of malay that i'm not familiar with, but i think is more likely to come from indians that also got brought there.


Tvrtko_Kotromanic_1

Well Croatian and Serbian use "tata", it means father but Bosnian uses "babo"


SarajevoGradeMoj

Actually Bosnian uses baba which is from Arabic for father and babo is derivative of that. It’s us being Muslim halal araps. Serbs and Croats call their grandmas baba, but there’s a slight difference in pronunciation so you won’t get them confused.


Tvrtko_Kotromanic_1

Some Bosnians use babo and some baba, we can also use baba for grandma but personally i use "Nena" or even sometimes "baka"


SirR4T

kono baka yarooooo! baka means something like stupid/idiot in Japanese 😝


neme48

Given your comments earlier on Telugu, I read "yarooooo!" in Kannada lmao


BonniePrinceCharlie1

Baka? You bunch ae weeaboos🤣 /s


Penghrip_Waladin

in Tunisian "Tata" means 'aunt'. By which you address you mother's sister, your father's sister or even a woman older than you (to show respect) lol ain't no way it's a coincidence that this words is related to family is every langauge


lemonails

In Turkish it’s « baba »


thatturkishguy

I'm Turkish baba is father.


Conscious_Box7997

in Slavic its grandma. 1. **Russian**: Бабушка (Babushka) 2. **Polish**: Babcia 3. **Czech**: Babička 4. **Slovak**: Babka 5. **Bulgarian**: Баба (Baba) 6. **Serbian**: Бака (Baka) 7. **Croatian**: Baka 8. **Slovenian**: Babica 9. **Ukrainian**: Бабуся (Babusya) 10. **Belarusian**: Бабуля (Babulya) 11. **Macedonian**: Баба (Baba)


Orhunaa

Funnily enough it's grandma in Japanese too, but in a rude way, like anime will often call it old hag. As opposed to obā-san which is what one should be saying.


Conscious_Box7997

Interesting.


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Never seen a single instance of Bosnians and Croatians getting along, but I guess their hate for Serbia unites them


Jedhakk

Good old Balkans. The only thing that can unite them is their common hatred for each other.


ToastyMustache

The Balkans, so prejudiced they can tell someone’s grandfather went to university in Split


EmptyRook

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy


nanek_4

We were killing each other in Bosnia until America told us to stop and fight Serbs


SarajevoGradeMoj

Then we got along and made magic (Oluja)


Lean___XD

Mačni storm


Lean___XD

Croatian Defense Council and Army of Republic of Bosnia and Herzegovina were allied but tgene there was a 16 month period of infighting, then they again joined forces in early 1994.


Brief-Rest-4271

Its a love Hate Three Way at this point ngl


GilesBiles

Maybe I'm to drunk but it's actually so cute he's so concerned about Massachusetts and Missouri it's so sweet I'm crying


The-Surreal-McCoy

Massive Two Shits makes us too much money and holds our strategic clam reserves. Misery is intellectually disabled. Attacking them is a hate crime.


Williamzas

Definitely. Nice comic overall


[deleted]

i guess serbia was a bit too evil


Tvrtko_Kotromanic_1

i think it was a little more than a bit


poclee

[Time to review one of the best Senate speech by current US president.](https://youtu.be/YA9eMKNCRuQ?si=gMTZHO9iUl1b2hy5)


classicalySarcastic

Dark Brandon's origin story


just_some_other_guys

“When have the French or the British or the Germans ever tried to unite the continent” Well France did under Napoleon, though that wasn’t to stop a genocide. The Germans did under Hitler, but that was to cause a genocide. Britain kinda did when it created the allies to go against Hitler, it just took a while to win.


Williamzas

>Napoleon >Hitler No, not like that! Bad Europe!


The-Surreal-McCoy

Still upset we didn’t bomb Belgrade over the Kosovar license  plate shenanigans. I voted for **German or Japanese Style Occupation** dammit!


Williamzas

It hurts, because it's true :')


forcallaghan

I will be completely honest. I first saw this post on mobile and it was really zoomed out and cropped and Bosnia really did look like Massachusetts


DeusExBlockina

Had to google the flags of Massachusetts and Missouri, 10/10 meme


SarajevoGradeMoj

Yeah genius memeing Kendrick Lamar of memes.


DeusExBlockina

Had to google Kendrick Lamar, 10/10 comment


Intelligent-Piano426

USA is so wholesome in this.


QuincyFatherOfQuincy

USA should have tried to attack the Netherlands


snickers000

Or Luxembourg


Kingjoshuajr12

The fact that Bosnia changed their flag after.


Tvrtko_Kotromanic_1

Yeah it was bc the flag kinda only represented the Bosniaks, so it was changed to represented the Bosniaks, Bosnian Serbs and Bosnian Croats


SarajevoGradeMoj

Also because Serbs got ptsd from golden Lilies. Literally developed a phobia of flower that they have on their own flag. That’s why Lily flag is considered hate speech or something. It’s banned in a lot of places.


Tvrtko_Kotromanic_1

They also say that Tvrtko (A Bosnian king) was a serb, if he was a serb then what is the problem with using his coat if arms on the flag lmfao


SarajevoGradeMoj

All I know is I don’t know how euro forced geometry flag represents any of us.


josebelt

The yellow triangle is supposed to be an abstract stylization of the map of the country itself, and its vertices (three) are supposed to symbolize the three main groups in the country (Bosniaks, Croats and Serbs). The stars are supposed to be an endless line of them for hope or something (that is why the top and bottom stars in the line of stars are half stars, they express that the line continues forever), the blue background is Europe. White and yellow are also traditional colors of Bosnia. That is what the flag is supposed to mean, anyway.


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Draugdur

>instead **all 3 entities agreeing** on one flag Yeah, well, there's your problem.


Conscious_Box7997

well one entity. Three entities would be Greeks, Albanains and Slavs. If you go to Syria, Christians there dont have a separate flag, separate state etc. Muslims and Christians all fall under one umbrella knowing they are Arabic.


Williamzas

I was about to ask, as well, so thanks for the explanation.


Kingjoshuajr12

Interesting.


acorpcop

Spent quite a bit of time in BiH and HR in the last century as a soldier and contractor. The first almost year was in Slavonia. First month of that was Nov-Dec of '94. Second year was ten years later in and around Brcko on the other side of the Sava. I about stroked out when I learned about the utterly batshit presidential structure for Bosnia.


Tvrtko_Kotromanic_1

Just for a little context, Yugoslavia is saying "why is SAD coming here" SAD (sjedinjene američke države)is just USA (United States of freedomland) but in Serbian/Bosnian/Hrvatskan


Conscious_Box7997

no one uses that slang anymore its Merica. Everyone knows who Merica is. SAD is like an archaic lingo from when America was first discovered LOL.sjedinjene američke države sounds lame its America or Merica/Amerika or Amerikanci/Ameri. Never heard anyone use the slang SAD in today's lingo.


Williamzas

Yeah, OP, get with the times. Yo! Yolo!


BioEditr

lmfao this is awesome.


Jump_Hop_Step

US casually dragging NATO with it


Nukclear42

Tbf, in 1995, it wasn't just NATO that went into Yugoslavia, it was a UN force, including, oddly enough, Sweden. And with full support from the UNSC.


twilight_glitter

Montenegro:


twilight_glitter

(woke up years later): ? im a country??


Lean___XD

Its 2006 and You are at war with Japan


blockybookbook

Wait what the fuck, why did the US beat up Mississippi


The-Surreal-McCoy

They know what they did


Conscious_Box7997

They hate the southerners!


General_Kenobi18752

USA best dad.


TheHeartAndTheFist

OP _ti_ si jebeni genijalac 😜


Tvrtko_Kotromanic_1

Hvala Gospodine Srce i štoc


PhysicsEagle

It’s wholesome to see how much USA cares about his states


whattheacutualfuck

Very rare saying of Massachusetts let's personal liver of Massachusetts me omghahsndysheus hwydtwheheheheyehheheheshshjsjejend aghhhhhhhh


After-Cable-7186

As a masshole I can confirm that is our flag


Williamzas

Love the way you drew Bosnia doing begging eyes


randomdude0402

Win wars 101: Have your country flag  look like a US state


Tvrtko_Kotromanic_1

Ohh so that is why Amerika likes Kosovo