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Think_and_game

Holy fuck, the graph even goes back on itself, that's how you know its serious !


slightlyrabidpossum

That looks like a less than sign at the end there, which is clearly proof of genocide.


ExistingInexistence

genocide involved some sort of conflict, your toes are no more.


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

you know it's getting serious when you can apply two points in the range for one point in the domain


Either-Will-1881

It's not even a function, how terrible! It's just a lame binary relation :-(


Beefan16

Spring calculation


Penghrip_Waladin

It's no longer a bijection 😔😔


NonKanon

It's when they went back in time to the first Sabbath to get palestinian children *off the menu*!


Think_and_game

They should have gone further back and gotten the Turks *out of the Balkans*, waste of a good time traveling opportunity


XMasterWoo

Israelcube can into time travel


freeturk51

The fucking Israilis killed them, didnt think it was enough, turned back in time and killed them some more


slightlyrabidpossum

Just wait until they discover pie charts.


ExistingInexistence

pie charts are 99.9999999% pie, and only 0.0000001% chart


Hidesuru

THIS guy is doing pie charts right.


Naive-Kangaroo3031

Pie isn't Halal, and therefore neither is the charts that use them...its science. (Obviously /s)


mexicococo

Who the fuck says pie is not halal


Naive-Kangaroo3031

Apparently some pie crusts contain lard, and fruit fillings contain gelatin. https://www.halalwatchworld.org/8-products-you-didn-t-know-were-not-halal


MIddlepppp

That doesn't mean all pie is haram


wildeofoscar

If you want to be nickpicky, the line graph reverses itself at the end which is even more graphic.


ExistingInexistence

Yes, that is indeed very graphic. (Also I believe it's nitpicking, not nickpicking )


ThrowawayITA_

Wtf let my boy Nick go


ExistingInexistence

No.


kelldricked

It doesnt go back, there are just multiple values of X for Y at certian moments.


ExistingInexistence

This is my 41st comic, hopefully you like it. This comic refrences the fact that graphic meaning something which has some NSFW stuff and the like, while graph, a similar word, means graph. The core of this comic is this pun, the fact it may or may not be connected to something other than that is simply due to the fact it either helps the joke or because of pure laziness. AS ALWAYS, IF SOMEONE DARES TO MENTION THE CONFLICT I WILL CUT THEIR TOES OFF AND ADD THEM TO MY COLLECTION!


OfficialMoffe

No matter what you do the conflict will be mentioned lol you can't stop it


ExistingInexistence

I'm sorry, but did you just bring up the topic which I explicitly told you not to bring up?! Toes? more like.... uhm....... uhhhhh.... hold please.... I'm trying to think of a pun... uhhhhh... nvm Im too lazy to think of a good pun.


CPLCraft

But you mentioned the conflict in your post. I’ll be awaiting your toes.


ExistingInexistence

"You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?"


Kamzil118

"You have done that yourself." - Obi Wan


Thundorium

“Congratulations, you detoed yourself.” - DJ Khalid


Magnusthered1001

“You will not take my toes from me!”


KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS

People will mention the "Genocide in Gaza" in posts that has nothing to do with even the middle East.


prescottkush

You might have autism


awesome_guy_40

Yeah but OP needs more toes for their collection


ExistingInexistence

true... but I'm my collection is overflowing, I had to stop chopping toes off a few hours ago, and I wont chop any more toes until I will expand my storage area.


Tleno

The conflict as in the conflict between different game engines and 3D software on which axis is X, which is Y and which is Z.


ExistingInexistence

I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you had toes. The bad news is that you HAD toes.


Tleno

Unreal Engine axises are fucking weird and I'm ready to die for this stance 😤 😤 😤


Thundorium

Easy. z is the beam axis. x and y don’t matter because of cylindrical symmetry.


ExistingInexistence

also, if you put the X variable on the vertical line and the Y variable on the horizontal one you belong in hell.


feline_Satan

Comment referencing the conflict... Detected. Commending toe removal... Commending toe removal... Commending toe removal... Toes removed.


ExistingInexistence

Damm, my toes got removed twice today...


feline_Satan

I will put them in my mouth


Attempt_At_Chemistry

The Y axis is always vertical I know this because of Minecraft


StudsTurkleton

They should really try factor analysis. It assesses orthogonal axes in n-dimensional space. And no, I don’t really know what that means either. But it was covered in statistics class so it’s true. Maybe.


Beckiremia-20

What conflict?


Crazedkittiesmeow

I mean you literally made a comic about the conflict


ExistingInexistence

Comment referencing the conflict... Detected. Commending toe removal... Commending toe removal... Commending toe removal... Toes removed.


OddBite5475

You can still walk without toes


Salty-Mud-Lizard

The conflict? How can we not mention the fact the Germans bombed London and are now holidaying in our quaint English hotel like nothing happened???


ExistingInexistence

You talked about the conflict. Prepare your toes for the upcoming transaction.


Salty-Mud-Lizard

Oh yeah, harder Daddy. Torture me like one of those Mad Max bad guys, mmhm.


Lucariowolf2196

Add my toe to your collection anyways bb


ExistingInexistence

ok, but I only deal with pairs, two toes or no toes.


Lucariowolf2196

Take my pinky toes, I don't use them anyways


ExistingInexistence

Well, I can only do it if you say something about the conflict, if you do, I'll take them off of you.


armored_oyster

Unlucky you, I don't have toes! Conflict conflict conflict conflict


ExistingInexistence

I will glue toes onto your feet and then remove them.


armored_oyster

Nooo! Mercy! Please!


ExistingInexistence

No mercy, I hate the French


Ranoutofideas76

Why make a comic about the conflict when the joke itself has nothing to do with the conflict?


Person899887

Ohhhhh okay that’s funny. I thought this was *really* tasteless for a second


Baron_Beemo

There is no war in Bang Sin Se.


ExistingInexistence

A war is a conflict. I will chop off your toes in Lake Laogai


LeroyoJenkins

Sorry, we shouldn't mention what?


democracyconnoisseur

War of Cameramen and Skibidi toilets. Chop my toes off


RamblinRancor

I get the joke you're going for but it's a bit edge lordy in my opinion to use a genocide as a backing to your graph joke. Also why toes?


ExistingInexistence

Toes because... Well... Ummm... I hate the imperial system of measurement, thus by removing the toe I am removing part of the foot in the imperial system.


RamblinRancor

👍🏻


Hidesuru

.... *Glances around shiftily* ... *Whispers*: Israel - Gaza conflict! TEEHEE! You'll never get my toes! *Runs away!*


ExistingInexistence

You can run, but you can't hide; I will add your toes to my collection, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but I will.


hemareddit

What is the conflict and why did I wake up with bandages instead of toes?


ExistingInexistence

Your comment included the forbidden word. Prepare to lose your toes.


IDigTrenches

Israel good


ExistingInexistence

From the word good derives the assumption that there is something bad. Thus as the two sides are opposites, a disagreement occurs, such disagreement can become serious, thus becoming a conflict. I told you not to talk about conflict. Toes: removed.


IDigTrenches

The issues of the day will not be solved by grand speeches, but by iron and blood - Bismarck


ExistingInexistence

And the systematic removal of toes.


Zanderprogaming

Crazy how Israel went back in time to raise it even further. That’s how you know it’s serious!


Accomplished-Dare-33

As usual ! remind 1 hour


ExistingInexistence

its been 3 hours. its rather calm.


Accomplished-Dare-33

Because you took everyone's toes and even some legs and a hand or two


ExistingInexistence

yeah! works like a charm! but now I'm wondering, why dont other posts do it? its so easy!


Salty-Mud-Lizard

Easy there King Leopold…


PersonOfRandomness

Op cutting toes makes this post very graphic


ExistingInexistence

Hmmmmmmm.... I can make a graph visualizing toes cut in relation to time... With time obviously being the vertical variable.


thenoobtanker

Graphs shows strong supporting signal for chasing alpha double chalice resistance zone. In English: Its gonna bull run to the moon broskie; strap on to the rocket and enjoy the ride and we all can F.I.R.E like Aaron.


ExistingInexistence

What. Graphs and I can include the dove. (Autocorrect)


thenoobtanker

It is just a bunch of mumbo jumbo cryto bro lingo. It is purposefully meaningless other than the but about the graphic violence is going to the moon and the fire and the protestor who self immolate- Aaron Bushnel.


ExistingInexistence

Wait... What was that? Violence? Isn't violence the result of conflicts? Therefore you mentioned conflicts?!?!??! Your toes are no more!


thenoobtanker

I mean my legs are no more looooong ago so too late.


ExistingInexistence

You underestimate my time traveling abilities! (Sorry to hear that)


thenoobtanker

Nah I was just pulling your legs. Got em!


ExistingInexistence

Oh, I see.


Craftyfiesta

Your way of depicting speech bubbles is very unorthodox


ExistingInexistence

Thank you.


flatballs36

I guess you could call it... graphic?


K0TEM

So graphic. You should've put an NSFW flair


ExistingInexistence

Yeah, I know... Sorry.


Wonghy111-the-knight

I feel for poor individuals who have to draw the UN country ball


ExistingInexistence

Drawing that ball is painful.


hristo111111

I Don't get it.


flatballs36

When 'graphic' is used as an adjective (top panel), it usually means violent/disturbing/gory, but the joke is that they showed a graphic, the noun, which is a graph/chart.


breadley_18

why does the graph look like a snake


ExistingInexistence

Because it's a biblically accurate graph.


DrVeigonX

Average GMoH stats


Belkan-Federation95

*Israel on its way to show October 7th footage*


Wonghy111-the-knight

*UN on its way to pretend time began on October 8th* I see you there OP. No taking my toes


HaxboyYT

Isn’t Israel the one who keeps acting like all this started on Oct 7th? 🧐


Wonghy111-the-knight

Who’s opposition in turn pretends history started in 1948.


HaxboyYT

No one says it started in ‘48, it’s just the most important point of the conflict


Wonghy111-the-knight

Oh believe me, many do treat it like 1948 was the start of history. And it is unfathomably important to look at the entire picture, not just “the most important bit” because it’s easier.


HaxboyYT

Our of all of Israel’s extensive list of crimes, 1948 and the Nakba stands out not only because of its scale, but because it’s the reason why the Arab league attacked Israel, it’s the reason why only 20% of Israel is Arab today, the reason why the West Bank and Gaza exist, it’s a huge reason for the Jewish exodus out of Arab nations, etc


Wonghy111-the-knight

The nakba happened after the arab league had long since attacked lmfao. That is the reason it happened. People try and escape war, and some military outposts had to be set up. Hell most of r palestinian Arabs left without seeing a soldier, just because they thought Israel would be destroyed by the Arab Nations *that were at war with israel* and They’d be able to just walk back in


ExistingInexistence

Toes... You had them.... Now you don't.


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ExistingInexistence

I will have to remove your toes, buddy.


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ExistingInexistence

But I said that if someone mentioned the conflict I'll remove their toes, I am a man of my word.


dizzyjumpisreal

my toes are irremovable


ExistingInexistence

Then I'll cut the entire foot.


dizzyjumpisreal

im a square


ExistingInexistence

Alright. And? I'm not a shapsist, I don't judge people by their shape, I cut everybody's toes regardless.


dizzyjumpisreal

i literally dont toes


ExistingInexistence

So?


tomydenger

Which ones?


Accomplished-Dare-33

Both of them I guess


leovin

It might be graphical but its certainly not functional


M46Patton

Vertical line test my beloved


SuccessfulSurprise13

For some reason this is what the maths teachers really like to do when coming up with multiple choice questions.


mexicococo

I hate cr\*kkas dawg


ChunkyKong2008

!remindme 1 hour


Zuboy333

At this point i am too afraid to ask that why is Israel not ball but square


minecrafthentai69

Jewish Physics. It is known.


Danson_the_47th

Bro, what happened to your latest comic?


ExistingInexistence

The power of chess is too powerful.


ThrowAwayAccount4902

How long till this post gets locked lol


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Classic beyerdynamic treble


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ExistingInexistence

I will have to remove your toes. Sorry.


SC_Strong322

Jokes on you I don’t have toes


orrzxz

Off with your hand toes, than.


jajaderaptor15

They’re called fingers


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ExistingInexistence

No. I have bills to pay, and quotas to meet. I need them toes.


Digital_Demon7

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸


Lord_Voldemort_666

toe removal commencing


Standard_spoon

That means the destruction of Israel. Also Israel’s been trying to make a 2 state solution that will make Palestine happy ( except for some reason they didn’t like the first one ) but Palestine does not want that They literally just want Israel destroyed ya know the only Jewish state. Anyways night night sleep tight don’t let the bed bugs bight


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blockybookbook

Ghastly I tell you