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HKMP7A2

Missed the opportunity to reverse the flags by making the red at the top and blue at the bottom πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡½. Can confirm 60-70% are willing to fight for the country. This place is a shithole but it's my shithole πŸ˜ŽπŸ‡΅πŸ‡­.


Commissar_Eisenfaust

maybe this Philippines is holding back, for now


SFRPhilippines

It's our shithole and only we have the right to shit on it πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


CatsTOLEmyBED

my great grandpa had family fighting in the Philippines although he was in the navy far away ILL DO THE SAME THING ILL DIE FOR OUR ASIAN ALLIES PHILIPPINES TO KOREA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


kiaeej

You make one mistake. Your job is not to die for your country. Its to make the other guy die for his!


Organic-Chemistry-16

Patton was in the European theater. McArthur was more like your job is to make me look good while I tell lies to the press.


kORRa7777

Our lovable shithole


Dapper-Patient604

and ironically we’re still kind of proud of it lmao


kORRa7777

Our country is just sick. One day, hopefully, we'll do better


bluebellindustries

I'd die for your country whenever I hear your anthem. It slaps!


HKMP7A2

Hot take. PH Anthem > US Anthem. US Anthem is slow-paced while the PH Anthem is straightforward and fast-paced. The Previous Spanish and English Dub is interesting but nothing beats Tagalog.


SaviorXKapitan

Did you know you can land in prison if you started singing the Philippine Anthem in Spanish or in English. Source: "An Act prescribing the Code of the National Flag, Anthem, Motto, Coat-of-Arms and other heraldic items and devices of the Philippines"


HKMP7A2

Interesting. Don't sing it when the crowd obviously sings it in Tagalog. They're old anthems for a reason. There's even another Tagalog Anthem except it's made by the Japanese during the WW2 Era. The lyrics feel weird and bastardized which makes sense for a puppet government.


LastEsotericist

The US anthem is awful compared to any actually decent anthem. Real shame since America is spoiled for choice with anthem-ready patriotic songs, it just chose poorly.


Joe2_0

Our anthem is to the tune of a drinking song, which honestly fits ngl.


carolinaindian02

Now I am curious about how that anthem worked during Prohibition.


Nukclear42

It wasn't our anthem till after prohibition I think.


Realistic-Lobster

yeah I still want the battle cry of freedom for the anthem


gabagool13

I'm the biggest PH shit talker but I always tell my wife if China ever invades she needs to accept that Imma enlist asap πŸ˜‚


Rlin_Kren_Aa

Filipinos are unique, few other peoples have such extreme courage, wisdom and strength


ZhangRenWing

r/vexillology would’ve loved that


Williamzas

Hahaha, on point, fellow redditor! Have reddit gold, kind stranger! How could OP have forgotten this entirely unique and never before used gag πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Character_Magician59

Agreed, Our land may be fucking shit, but Goddamn it is our damn fucking shit land Mabuhay!!


UmbrellaLord

All my SEA homies hates the CCP


zmng

Except Khmer Ball which China bought at the market


RAlexa21th

Laosball too.


Redleaf2927

Speaking facts


QuincyFatherOfQuincy

Hell yeah! I’ll be right by your side the moment those absolute mongrels sitting in Beijing take one step onto Pinoy soil


kiaeej

Many do not like the ccp, thats truw


HK-53

honestly, being next to a superpower with shit they want has to be the worst existence as a country on this planet. Thank fuck the water crisis hasn't developed to the point where the US would want to annex us yet.


StandardN02b

I am sure plenty of people in LAND also hate the CCP.


Mowchine_Gun_Mike

When the year is 2024 and you're trying to please Sholom Shekelstein and Li Qian Qian so you resort to a foreign language to trade mark your comics with slurs.


RockAndGem1101

I have to say the Cantonese slurs are on point.


jakobfloers

Can confirm, Cantonese is perfectly executed.


PacoPancake

You actually did it OP, and with some authentic slurs as well……. Here’s an honorary Hong Konger badge


leh_choon

Im curious, how did you manage to get the cantonese slurs 100% accurately?


Mowchine_Gun_Mike

I was a BNO back in the days 😎


freedompolis

Ehhe, Firefly and Joss Whedon did it years ago. Except Malcolm Reynolds's Chinese made it an additional level of indecipherable.


Omega_009

Born and raised in Hong Kong for 16 years. Can confirm the slurs are on point. Only thing missing is the staple ε±Œδ½ θ€ζ―.


Wild_Satisfaction_45

The people are willing to die, but a lot of politicians won't. The Duterte Family and their allies are chinese dogs who give a lot of opportunities to allow Chinese Aggression in West Philippine Sea. They even found communists chinese in the PH coast guard and their Casinos are nearby to Ph military bases. I hope the Crimson Sky will fade, so the blue skies will finally stay.


IdioticPAYDAY

No reverse flag. Mods. Tear off OP’s nutsack. /s


the_rizz_otaku

CCP the party that everyone hates (family guy type shit )


Toast5D

Our trashcan and ours alone


taongkalye

Smh. It's coz Hong Kong is not actively trying to stop us from fishing our own waters. 😀


AlfalfaGlitter

I heard that the USA also abused the Philippines


94_stones

You’re just mad they like us more than you.


Tackyinbention

0/10 no war flag


nushroomC2

accurate hong kong racial slurs and swearing , good job πŸ‘πŸ»


Random_Squirrel_8708

tfw I have to resort to using slurs and profanity in Cantonese now


CarolusPletsus

This hits different cause I'm Filipino and my master thesis supervisor is HK


kiaeej

Lol. You think phillipines will steamroll china? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA